Engaged? NOT!
Filed under: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Every good D-list couple wants the chance to flaunt what little celebrity they have. So, it comes as no surprise to us that Jamie Kennedy asked his girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to marry him in front of a crowded, drunk comedy club.
Every girl's dream!
While in the middle of his set at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach on Saturday night, Jamie brought Jennifer up on stage to tell a few jokes and sing. Sources say that somewhere in the audience a person shouted "Marry her!" Seeing his golden opportunity to get press to get hitched, he "got down on one knee and asked her to marry him." And she said yes! ( What else is going to do? She's not getting any younger!)
Well, congrats! We can't wait to start calling you Jennifer Love Hewitt Long Tooth Kennedy.
Eh, maybe you should drop your middle name. It'll flow better.
P.S. Hopefully they were just joking about the engagement!
Update: “There is no truth to the report," a rep for Hewitt says.
Thank goodness!
[Image via WENN.]
im sure she wasnt surprised..he was probably forced into it…and she probably made the arrangments for him….since she wears the pants in this relationship, i wonder if he'll take her last name….hmmm???
WHY THE HELL AREN'T THEY SMILING!!??
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I LIKE BOTH!!!
Your new little tweet things at the bottom are very annoying! Are they paying your salary now, Perez. Well, if so, it probably wont be long before they drop you too.
Good lord. Wasn't she just engaged to some other dude??? She seems too pushy… this will be over before it started!
Why be a douche about it? Why not just congratulate them like most others! Just bc YOU don't like the way they live, doesn't mean it doesn't work for them! Real or not.. CONGRATS JLH AND JK!!!
Ewwww–Jamie Kennedy is NOT appealing in any way. Anyhow, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been engaged about ten times so I really doubt this will work out.
why does jamie look like he was dragged out of a box off skid row….he looks like a drunken homeless person….
She is so hot and he USED TO be so cute. Why he let himself go so bad?
Didn't she break off her engagement for this guy? Weird.
Gawd! Maybe it will work out! Didn't you know us bitches don't just bedazzle for anyone? I hope they make it down the aisle and sell sell sell those wedding photos. You'd post them…now let's all hold hands, then make crafts!
is it just me or does she look wore out? or should i say whored out?
I used to love jen back in her party of five days. I think she is really unhappy right now and I hope this engagement is a joke.
I don't know why you have to be a dick about it, perez. did you ever think that maybe they are actually getting married because, well i don't know, they LOVE each other?
just because you don't care for "d-list" celebrities doesn't mean you can bag on them all the time and assume that all they want is publicity.
Her makeup is too white for her face and he looks BOMBED!
How is she D-list? She is on a top rated show each week. I am missing what makes someone rated on Perez's list. If she showed her twat or was an untalented fuck like Lady Gaga would she be on your A list?
If it is for real, then Congrats!
Why is her face so pale? Not the right shade of foundation?
Who cares. Who hasn't Jennifer La Ho been engaged to?
She's gorgeous, love her. Him, not too sure.
U ARSEHOLE PEREZ, ARE U SO JEALOUS OF THEM THAT U HAVE TO PUT THEM DOWN ALL THE TIME!
CONGRATULATIONS JENNIFER, I WISH YOU GET ALL THE HAPPINESS YOU WANT!
Luckily for Kennedy this isn't her first time to the 'comedy show' if you will. And with her track record…not her last!! So sad when a pretty girl has to constantly be validated by a man! And in this case, a very unattractive one. So sad…
Re: LuvBritt – Yes! I totally agree! Couldn't of put it better myself!
Why do you hate them so much? I think it's really unhealthy to hate people for no reason. Congrats to them! I think they make a cute couple. I wish them nothing but the best.
Re: UrMajestyMsG –
wait till
he getz a
load of hiz
inlaw….
whooohoooooooooooooooooo
he'll run 4/the hillzzzz….heheheee
WTF is with his hair? Can't he pay someone to make it better?
she's only 30 you fat fuck. Younger than you!
hell no they're not joking. she gave him an ultimatum months ago…
That's good, but I hope they don't breed. Didn't anyone see Son of Mask? LOL
I like them both. I'll be happy for them to get married and start a new chapter to their lives.
Good for them!
First, i had no clue they were together and Second, EW hes ugly, she could at least find someone better looking
Gosh dude look classy. He looks like a weasel.
get the claws out! run Jamie run!! Haha. Just look @ his face in this picture.
"sssaaaaave meeee……"
Re: twinkicoo – Okay for Jamie's sake I'll save him.
JENNIFER WILL YOU MARRY ME????
wonder if her reps will now be contacting perez for my e-mail.
That "update" just got rid of my stomach ache!
Oh and Jennifer was not wearing her gold bracelet in pictures posted on MrPaparazzi.com
…rode hard and hung up wet comes to mind.
They both look like they have been up all night, maybe they should get married and honeymoon in a Rehab!!
How come no one is saying it, "Jamie Kennedy looks like a fat drunk pervert." I have heard two interviews where he is talking about his "movie" "Finding Bliss" and he does the same pickel joke. First his material is seriously lacking, second he is a talentless hack, and third he couldn't be more of a E-list actor. Get a job and pass bread basket!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – lol…i thought love herself would've been enough to make him run…what can i say, some ppl are gluttens for punishment…
um, she should hire a new makeup artist .
her face is lighter than the rest of her body
hewitt is so bangable still id hit it x10 love dem tittays
"Jennifer Love Hewitt Long Tooth Kennedy"
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Is this really what passes as 'funny' these days?
They will be broken up by next month. This girl sluts around to whoever will put up with her skank ass.
She has a rat face.
I really hope they don't procreate.
SHE IS HOTT AND HE IS FUNNY AZ HELL
he looks hung over and scruffy…bark bark little bitch
Dear Perez,
To say she's not getting any younger shows how much of an ageist you are, especially towards women. She's 30 and young, beautiful, and happy in her relationship. So why are you, someone who is OLDER than her, telling her to "settle" because she's not getting any younger? She is young and she could wait until she's happy, just like a girl can who's only 5 years younger than her or someone who's 5 years older than her.
Age should not be a factor for settling down.
Love,
D911
PS GROW UP