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Twilighters: We hit the mother load!

US Weekly has released even more outtakes photos from the Rolling Stone shoot with Robert Pattinson.

They're pimping him out hard!

Make sure you're in private if you get your pocket rocket out!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 3:07 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      SO IS HE COPYING JAMES DEAN OR JASON PRIESTLEY?!?!?



    2. 2

      …ok. next.



    3. 3

      so NOT hot



    4. 4

      OMG yes yes yes thankyou!!! i was totally having a shitty day, so i needed this BAD. God he's so fucking handsome, its a crime.. whole James Dean bad boy thing going on…

      love the look in his eyes.. total eye-sex.. and sex-hair whahahah lol



    5. 5

      That man is sexy!!



    6. 6

      I really don´t get what people see in him.He is not a very good actor and he definitly doesn´t look good.



    7. 7

      Ok, so let me get this right. Looking like a dirty slob and not washing or brushing your hair is the new cool? Thanks but no thanks. There's nothing appealing about looking like a dirty pig…..



    8. 8

      He is one ugly motherf@$%*&! I do not understand why Perez thinks this guy is hot. He looks dirty and his teeth look like they have never been brushed.



    9. 9

      Um…greasy, nasty, dirty and NOT HOT. WTF do people see in this douchebag?



    10. 10

      he looks slimy



    11. 11

      I normally don't find him very attractive but he looks so HOT in these pictures!!



    12. 12

      when I look at these photos my heart speeds up…. So yummy.



    13. 13

      btw, i'm listening to his version of bella's lullaby on repeat for the last half hour and its so damn good… *sigh*… this guy is so talented, he's way too good for hollywood… they will screw him up.. i really hope they wont :(



    14. 14

      OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

      gonna get my wabbit….



    15. 15

      these pics somewhat suck, the style doesnt help.

      i only really like the last one where's he wet.



    16. 16

      Ya he is only hot in Twilight, nothing else. Looks like he needs to shower.



    17. 17

      Love him! the one with the checked shirts my favourite, but who wouldnt love him wet;)



    18. 18

      Re: JustSayin – Yeah he does seem to be channeling his inner James Dean. No One Could Ever Do James Dean Justice Though….



    19. 19

      ewww! his hair looks like he didn't wash it for weeks!!!



    20. 20

      He is SO UGLY!! That nasty greasy hair and over-drugged look in his eyes is so NOT nice - honestly YUK!!!



    21. 21

      LOVE HIM !
      :D though he doesn't look THAT great in these pictures
      .. thats why they're the outtakes ! :P



    22. 22

      Motherlode is right. Omg! He is so freaking hott! I dont care whose pictures he is copying. HE IS STILL FREAKING SEXY BY ALL MEANS!!



    23. 23

      Rooooooooob….. *swoon*

    24. Laury says – reply to this


      24

      Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! I'm sorry but he looks nasty. The hair looks greasy as hell. He's trying way too heard to be James Dean.



    25. 25

      I was having a crappy day…..it's much better now! Thanks Perez!



    26. 26

      Its amazing how hot he can look without even trying.



    27. 27

      VERY UGLY AND DIRTY LOOKING! IF YOU SAW HIM ON THE STREET YOU WOULD THINK HE WAS HOMELESS AND ON HEROIN. THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE SAY HE'S HOT IS BECAUSE HE WAS IN A SHITTY MOVIE! VERY UGLY, AND SMELLY LOOKING TOO!



    28. 28

      OMG…PICS 1 and 5…xtremely gourgeous….he looks like a CHERUB or ANGEL….he knows he get hotter everyday passs.
      **
      It's only OUT of THIS WORLD this man… I can't stop beleive its someone as beautiful as HIM..
      **
      Thanks 2 ur parents…from Puerto Rico.



    29. 29

      OMG! :O
      The third photo down is the sexiest photo ive seen of him yet.
      He's so fit & gorgeous, it gets my heart racing!



    30. 30

      EWWW PEREZ! Pocket rocket? Can you not put a picture of your wankage in my brain? Gee thanks buddy. *shudders*



    31. 31

      Ew. Dirty…and not in a hot way. I wish everyone would stop shoving him down our throats already. Blech.



    32. 32

      yeah……….hoooooooooooooooottt

      he could hit the gym once in a while though…



    33. 33

      Something I will never understand about people is their obsession with this dude. He looks like SHIT. I would never, ever notice him walking down the street. There's absolutely nothing hot about him. I really don't understand.



    34. 34

      The first picture is so bad, and does he have any other poses, i only like the second one.



    35. 35

      love the pics, i think he's gorgeous



    36. 36

      His deliciousness is unchartable.



    37. 37

      Those wavy lines that indicate stank in cartoons are coming out of my screen!



    38. 38

      he looks like James Van Der Beek in the last picture if James took drugs and severely let himself go



    39. 39

      Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – whahahaaha have fun :P



    40. 40

      he doesnt look as hot here ;( but still cute!



    41. 41

      WHAT A MAN ,WHAT A MIGHTY MIGHTY GOOD MAN !!!!

      KRISTEN IS THE LUCKIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD !!!



    42. 42

      Hey Perez why don't you bag on HIS studded denim vest like you did on Adam Lambert's the other day??? Hmmm….



    43. 43

      Re: JustSayin – first thing that came to my mind..



    44. 44

      Meh. I'm kinda over it to be honest.



    45. 45

      Ahh, he's just so HOT! Not necessarily in these pictures, but who cares?! The thing I adore about him is that he's not the pretty guy. He's butch and sexy and just yummy. Just the way I like 'em!



    46. 46

      These are definitely not the best pictures of him… but I can't seem to fight the urge to want to bite down on his collar bone peeking out of his shirt in pic #4. Yum.



    47. 47

      Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun –

      Waaay to much info there… you're as bad as Mario.

      I'm not loving the hair, but those jaws.. yum



    48. 48

      actually, they're from Dossier magazine. but still hot.



    49. 49

      Is anyone else getting tired of seeing this guy? Take a shower and get a comb, would ya? Sheesh.



    50. 50

      OMG so effing hot!!



    51. 51

      these are old..i swear ive seem them like months ago…or are you just that slow perez?



    52. 52

      i love you robert :)



    53. 53

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:)



    54. 54

      OMG…. He is so hot! I like the 3rd and 5th the most. Gorgeous!



    55. 55

      OMG! He is like, soooooo totally awesome! I hump my Hello Kitty pillow every night pretending it is him!!!



    56. 56

      YUMMMY YUMMY SCREW FOR PIC 1 & 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1 one for team Edward, jail bait Jacob pecs are losing out to Bad Boy chic!!!!!!!!!!!



    57. 57

      The first pic he looks hot in but the rest, his hair looks WAYYYY over the top and completely ridiculous.



    58. 58

      he is so effing delicious.



    59. 59

      First of all, the pocket rocket comment.. HILARIOUS. Second of all.. what the hell kind of clothing is that? He would look great if he was wearing normal-people clothes. The third one from the bottom is the best, because he is dressed all right lol.



    60. 60

      Mother load? YAWNS….. seen these already, you're like 2 weeks late AGAIN Perez. Waddle waddle fatty's dawdling again.



    61. 61

      Oh he is totally doin it for me in these pics!!! I however will always be Dr. Cullens love slave!



    62. 62

      POSE MUCH?



    63. 63

      Re: PixieCullen – I always get a kick outta of your responses when it comes to Rob. I am a huge fan too and I love to listen to Let ME Sign by him…yes, he is so talented. I however have more of a weak spot for Peter Facinelli. I will be thinking about you on November 19th @ 12am….lololol



    64. 64

      Ok Rob, please do not put your legs together so close when you wear tight jeans. It makes you look like you have thunder thighs, and while you are still completely mind blowing-ly (can that be a word?) gorgeous, I don't think tight pants are a good look for any dude unless he weighs 100 pounds or less with greasy side swept bangs. Not digging the rhinestone encrusted vest either. I sincerely hope you did not pick that out by yourself and had some idiot "stylist" helping you look like a douche. Other than all of that, yes…I WILL marry you.



    65. 65

      ****************************************************************************************************************************** Who the F gave him the Bedazzled vest and why aren't they being drawn and quartered publically? WTF



    66. 66

      He looks like he hasnt bathed in weeks. Greasy is not a good look. I dont see what the attraction is with him. He is borderline, FUGLY.



    67. 67

      fears - fierce
      the second pic is sexy with his angry eyes



    68. 68

      To be honest I think people are infatuated with the character he plays much more that with him. I don't remember people going crazy over Robert when he was in the Harry Potter movie.



    69. 69

      Geeze! He is sooo beautiful. I'm definetely going to London just to buy this mag.



    70. 70

      these were so HOTT i had to comment them again. He is hot, gorgeous, sexy, amazing. Yum! He is a great actor, and an awesome singer/songwriter and i love him!



    71. 71

      He's fuckable. But those pictures have been out for awhile perezy. And make sure you're in private when you get your buttplug out.



    72. 72

      Nice!



    73. 73

      i don't get it.
      perez i love you… but please find someone else to obsess over!
      more david beckham & zac efron & channing tatum.
      less robert pattinson!! :)



    74. 74

      Fucking amazing

    75. ass says – reply to this


      75

      Everyone I know that used to think he was hot can't stand him anymore. Can you say overexposure?



    76. 76

      DAYUUUUUUUUM! What the HECK??? I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    77. 77

      i really don't find him attractive at all and these photos dont make me horny.



    78. 78

      Re: holierthanthou – THAT'S what was bugging me about the first pic! I couldn't put my finger on it… but it's definitely the sausage-casing jeans situation he's rocking. If you cover his face, it looks like a woman sitting there. Yikes.



    79. 79

      nice bulge



    80. 80

      Re: stacy16 – Amen! I ditto that all the way! He's just another ugly Brit with ugly teeth and a way overrated hair-don't. But it seems like for most (American) girls (and Perez) it's nothing a funny British accent and I-Don't-Give-a-Fuck-attitude can't make up for. Really??? Why?? I just don't get it. How can you be equally obsessed with fairly attractive guys like Zac Efron and this smelly-looking weirdo?



    81. 81

      gosh he should take a goood and long shower he looks like a stinky piece of garbage!!!



    82. 82

      so sexy



    83. 83

      Hmm, so I really don't think he's that sexy TBH. Never though so, not even in Twilight. But I don't think I've ever seen him smile like this though.



    84. 84

      oh my f'n god! i've never even seen twilight so it's not that. It's these shots. He looks amazing. so my type. love love love.



    85. 85

      He looks like a jack ass…



    86. 86

      he's alot more attractive when he smiles =D



    87. 87

      I would say these pics are hot until I read the last line of what you wrote, Perez. I do not want to picture you wanking off. Now I must go burn my eyes out from the mental image I have.



    88. 88

      THIS GUY IS SO NASTY…. HE NEVER TAKES A SHOWER AND STINKS ALL THE TIME…. HE IS NOT EVEN CUTE…..



    89. 89

      Better than shark boy I suppose.



    90. 90

      Re: auntie m – NASTY



    91. 91

      Masterbate to THESE pic's?? You gotta be kidding, hehe.



    92. 92

      Re: costumequeen – GOD YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN…. HE SMELLS SO BAD YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL HIM FROM HERE



    93. 93

      Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – I'll be there! But, I love Robert. Merci for printing these. Now I feel a lot better. Oh, he just a fantasy boyfriend. Oh, god what we do in those dreams is out of this world. Oh, sorry forgot kids. Sorry kids…….Koolaid thanks!



    94. 94

      PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE



    95. 95

      Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – ahahaha awwww thas so cool of you!! thanks XD i love your reactions too, they crack me up LOL

      I LOVEEE this guy, but Peter is a good second, his so freakin hot, a total FILF lol. I'll be thinking of you on the 19th too, girl! /borat/ *high five!* XD /borat/

    96. Jai says – reply to this


      96

      He looks so dirty and greasy, gross.



    97. 97

      Not cute. He looks like a hairy little hobbit



    98. 98

      hair grease anyone?

      you mean mother "lode," sir.

      it must feel so uncomfortable doing all that posing, knowing you're just one of 6 billion homo sapiens sapiens, just epidermis over bone, just carbon and water.



    99. 99

      ewwwww



    100. 100

      over him
      he can't even act!

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