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Millionaire Matchmaker Finally Gains Credibility!!!

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Gaining credibility…and a husband!

Bravo shrew Patti Stanger has become engaged to her boyfriend of almost six years, real estate exec Andy Friedman.

Apparently, a black swan named Raymond delivered the 4-carat ring.

Puke!

"I have a rule, if you go out a year and he doesn't propose, it goes up a carat a year," says the Millionaire Matchmaker devoid of mathematics.

He owes you two more carats, genius!

"I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked," said the 48-year-old "business" woman.

Damn, right!

Congrats to the couple?

Good luck to the groom!

[Image via WENN.]

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64 comments to “Millionaire Matchmaker Finally Gains Credibility!!!”



  1. 1

    Who ver is marrying this broad is an idiot of massive proportions.Why marry an obvious gold digging Hoe? plus shes is ugly as sin.



  2. 2

    Good luck is all I can think of to say.. lol



  3. 3

    aw i love her, but she's so focused on her business it was prolly better she was single. can't wait to see what kinda wedding she'll have.



  4. 4

    Is that a wig?



  5. 5

    …isn't it a bit early to start posting "hallowe'en Costume and Mask ideas" Perez? Must be the economy.



  6. 6

    Love ya Patty!



  7. 7

    Hope the groom knows there's a 50/50 shot there there might be a peen in her panties by the look of it



  8. 8

    HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY PLAGIARIZE AN ENTIRE ARTICLE AND CALL YOURSELF A JOURNALIST?! WTF?! Does inserting little snippets such as "damn right" somehow make you a writer??? You're a fat, useless pig!



  9. 9

    I THOUGHT 'SHE' USE TO BE A 'HE'



  10. 10

    i like this rule… in my case…if he pops the question this year, it'd be 7 carat! but he did say he doesn't want to marry til he's 30…. so that'd make it a 9 carat ring!



  11. 11

    Re: heatherrr – So what ? Men are focused on their careers too but if a woman does it then she should be single ?
    FUCK YOU.



  12. 12

    Perez you are as dumb as she is…he owes her ONE more carat not two…jesus do the math.



  13. 13

    Wow you are so retarded Mario….he owes her 1 carrot, genius! u don't count the first year, asswipe!



  14. 14

    Vom!!!



  15. 15

    Her make-up is a mess. I'd like to cum on her face and use my jizz to wash that terrible paint off her ugly mug.



  16. 16

    Crazy dude, this chick will now get fatter



  17. 17

    Re: Canadiana717Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – LMAO that's too funny you two!! I knew I was thinking of something to describe him.. but I didn't know what..



  18. 18

    You are all a little slow: He doesn't owe her any more carats because they have been together "almost six years." Hence, only 4 carats are owed.



  19. 19

    Congrats!…I love, love her…this is my Shero!

    Pattism: "No sex until you are in a monogamous relationship." "Women need to feel save before they let you go "down there"." LOL



  20. 20

    And we care about this because…..? Also, her hair looks like its a wig.



  21. 21

    She's got a serious case of jew face! She is fucking disgusting. I wouldn't fuck her with Perez's dick.



  22. 22

    "Devoid at mathematics."
    Grammar, anyone?



  23. 23

    Re: DeadlyNightshade – AMEN!

    Besides Smarmio's complete smarminess (that's a given), 99% of the other posters are brown nosing idiots! "Obvious gold digger?" How the fuck do you figure? The woman supports HERSELF, has a SUCCESSFUL business AND TV show. You imbecile! (Look that word up because I doubt you even know what it means.) Heatherr: "she's so focused on her business it was prolly better she was single". Again, WTF??? That's a big double standard; men "focus" on their business (often as an excuse to avoid intimacy because they're so fucked up in the head) and they're "businessmen" or "entrepreneurs". A woman does and shes…not worthy of a relationship or marriage??? You too are an imbecile and you too probably need to look up the definition. The rest of you morons don't even deserve me to dignify your stupidity with further comment.



  24. 24

    she looks like a really ugly and butch tranny…



  25. 25

    She's an idiot. If you watch the episode where does a gay matchmaking she constantly says offensive things about gay people and supports the stereotypes. She's scum.



  26. 26

    That is a guy in drag, right?



  27. 27

    Your an idiot Perez 4 carats is right. You said they have been together for ALMOST 6 yrs… so thats 5yrs and however many months. If you are owed a carat for each year after 1 yr of dating then 4 carats is what she was owed!



  28. 28

    Goodie.



  29. 29

    She looks like Herman Munster no matter how hard she tries to glam it up.

  30. jemms says – reply to this


    30

    yay!! love her!! congratS!!!!!!!!!!!!



  31. 31

    I hope Andy loves Scrotum. Because this fug fuck is packing



  32. 32

    Re: CigarCat – lmao



  33. 33

    Congrats!!

    Butreally i can't stand her!!

    Have any of you watched her t.v. show & watched the way she talks to people????

    She Sucks!!



  34. 34

    Re: alonelythorn

    He doesn't owe her any carats at all. First year = not counted. They've been together for a total of 5 years (not yet 6, so a 6th year doesn't count). That leaves 4 years. He gave her 4 carats. Her math is correct, pezez is wrong.



  35. 35

    Re: sheena1

    Absolutely correct!



  36. 36

    She's not as devoid of mathematics as you are… After 2 years it's 1 carat, 3 years 2, 4 years 3, 5 years 4, and 6 years 5… So she's missing 1 carat, not 2 dumbass.
    You can't spell, your grammar and geography is complete shit and now you've proven your maths skills to be non-existent. So, basically, you're worthless.



  37. 37

    YIPPEE JEW MARRIAGE,I wonder if they will toast with christian baby blood.



  38. 38

    Ewww, I always thought she looked like a tranny.



  39. 39

    I hate when people don't read that 20 people before them wrote the same thing.



  40. 40

    I hate the sun-damaged boobs. Been seeing those a lot lately!1



  41. 41

    that's a man.



  42. 42

    perez, dont get me wrong i love you, but she only needed 4 carrots- 6 years-1 year that she said it didnt matter- and if it hasnt been exactly 6 years yet, its only 4 carrots



  43. 43

    Re: Cheezy – Um, why in the hell am I gonna click on an article and read what EVERYONE else wrote to make sure I don't duplicate?? You're a fucking idiot and I don't give a shit if you can't stand it. Peace!



  44. 44

    She is such a hypocrite. The only thing that she sells is common sense. When she is bashing other peoples look, she should look in the mirror.



  45. 45

    I see you changed it to "devoid of mathematics"–still a very lame-ass phrase. How about "devoid of mathematical skills" if you must insist on trying to appear intelligent?



  46. 46

    To the anti semite LOSERS who made the "ugly jew face" comment, and the "drink christian babies blood" comments….FUCK YOU!!!!!!! You should BE SO LUCKY to be a jew. Then mabeye your parents would have instilled some work ethic in you so you could finally move out of thier basement and get a life you ignorant FUCKS!

    Congrats Patty! Yentas rule!



  47. 47

    I hope her husband snaps and throws her in a woodchipper. She's a terrible person.

  48. @v@ says – reply to this


    48

    If you actually watch her (show) tune in right clueless suitors, you'd know that this woman knows what's up. She cuts through potential dater's egocentric delusions about themselves and how they REALLY present themselves, and tries to give them enough social skills that they can actually date someone more than once.



  49. 49

    is her hair fake?



  50. 50

    Congratulations, I guess.



  51. 51

    Aw I love patty! Congrats to her =-)



  52. 52

    Uhm sounds like you don't know how to read. She said after the first year if he doesn't propose, every year after is a carat. She is absolutely correct. You are just a dolt.



  53. 53

    I thought it was a tranny….is it legally possible for them to marry???



  54. 54

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???



  55. 55

    I love Patty!!I've always loved her! Been following her since the very first episode of her first season on Bravo! Whether she got married or not there's no doubt about it; she is fabulous at her job! Congrats BB!!! :)



  56. 56

    I hate to say it but I actually like her. I like hell she gives the men on her show some hell now and then.



  57. 57

    is that really a woman? seriously…not tryna be a bitch wheni ask that lol



  58. 58

    Wow, I can tell why he waited, just can't figure out why he still proposed. What a BITCH! You should propose after a year? LOL A year is when it should be okay to say I Love You, marriage is going to take MUCH longer. And the "joke" about carats? How tacky. I'm sure they'll find a nice mini-mansion in New Jersey.



  59. 59

    BURP!!!!!!!!



  60. 60

    I like her - she tells guys the way it really is - good on her!!!!



  61. 61

    This biotch is annoying!



  62. 62

    She looks terrible in this photo. Those boobs can't be real, the lips look fake too. She's such a harsh judge of other women. She needs to cut back on the make up, less is more. That hair style doesn't do anything for her either.



  63. 63

    i love patti, shes genius.



  64. 64

    I cant believe how many people comment about just how much they hate PEREZ! He truly is one hated guy! I don't think he realises that people ONLY visit this site for the gossip/news etc, & it has nothing to do with him. And i'm sure everyone would prefer if he had NOTHING TO DO with the site. His opinions are completely bias & i think that has a lot to do with why he is despised so VERY VERY MUCH. And don't get me wrong, i am gay myself, but come on Perez, why talk about & refer to gay people ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!