Pity Party For Simpleton!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

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As anyone who has been in love can tell you, breaking up is hard to do.

Even more so if you're in the public eye!

Recently single Jessica Simpson is said to be - understandably - "depressed" since her break up with Tony Romo.

And while her friends and family have been encouraging Simpson to go out and have fun, sources say that the singer "feels she's being judged by the world and opts to hide out at home."

We hope she feels better soon! A break up is a great time for self improvement!

Hit the gym!

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    Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    40 comments to “Pity Party For Simpleton!”



    1. 1

      Fucking WAH



    2. 2

      She is being judged because of her stupidity and she can't hide from that! I knew she pressured the poor guy as she has done with so many others!



    3. 3

      God Perez, give the woman a break for once, at least she's actually had a relationship to break up from, when was the last time anyone got serious with your fat ass?

    4. Pepa says – reply to this


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      Hit the gym? Like what the fuck is wrong with you. Mario you are fat and extremely ugly. You need help, and seriously more people should hit you in the face. When it comes to you VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!



    5. 5

      …"Breaking Up IS Hard To Do' especially when the camera is always in her face. I remember they never left her alone when she was married to Nick Lachey. It was awful, huh? what? they signed on for that reality show? never mind…



    6. 6

      Hit the gym? Maybe you should take some of your own advice. Wait no, I don't think the gym could help you Mario. You need the world's best plastic surgeon, and not even then would it help very much.



    7. 7

      Nice title fuck bag.. Lol.. That's just ignorant.. I hate breaking up, and if ur a celeb, either ur a baby for sitting at home or ur a whore for partying it up to forget about it.. Which one is it?! I love being a no one.. No one judges you publicly or says bad things about you based on how ur viewed publicly..



    8. 8

      she seems like a nice girl to me. i don't understand why anybody would be mean to her. she just wants to be loved. i hope she finds somebody nice soon.



    9. 9

      Poor girl…. Mr. Right is out there looking for you too, Jess!!!



    10. 10

      After John Mayer, yeah she was probably pushy about wanting commit.
      But, I think she really loved Romo and getting dumped day before your birthday. So harsh. I feel for her.
      She may not be the smartest, but at least she didnt spend a over a year with Vanessa Minnello.

    11. barb says – reply to this


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      Who do you think you are. Your the kinda person that causes anorexica. She has a great body, look in the mirror you pig. If you do have a boyfriend they are using you for your money not your looks,.

    12. skhg says – reply to this


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      I personally, wish her the very best. I'm sure she'll be just fine once the puglicity wears off. Now that she sees Romo for the person he is, she'll move on with her life, without him. He seems to think he's more than he actually is. Like a little kid playing a mans game. She deserves better.



    13. 13

      Her box smells like a bag of doritos covered in vomit.



    14. 14

      She needs to stop trying to "marry up" to a higher level celebrity, and just settle with an (older) producer or agent or someone who's not as much in the public eye and who will worship the ground she walks on. She's got an air of desperation about her. Should have never left Nick, but I guess she thought the grass would be greener with a bigger named celeb.



    15. 15

      hit the gym?? perez that's so wrong…jessica looks fabulous as is. Stop it perez. paaahleez.



    16. 16

      Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Hey girl, I just saw you furiously kicking butt on Michelle Obama post. You're fierce!



    17. 17

      poor jessica.



    18. 18

      I hope he regrets breaking up with her and begs her to come back and she has moved on to someone better



    19. 19

      Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – LOL thanks so much.. I can't stand ppl who think they know it all.. Is she not smokin hot or what? lol.. I appreciate the support.. Anytime u need backup, let me know hun!

    20. Aj20 says – reply to this


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      THis is Karma for jessica simspon. if you break up with your first husband by email you deserves all what you get.



    21. 21

      Oh please! Being dumped by Romo is the best thing that could have happened to her. Now she can find some poor unsuspecting famous male, grab on like a leech and get 5 more minutes of fame. Start stalking Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, grab up Eddie Cibrian etc etc. Learning the words to her own songs might be useful in the interim.



    22. 22

      leave jess alone, she is beautiful. she may not be a good 'actress', but seems like a sweet girl and i like her country album. i think tony romo is a famewhore. take your time, jess, love ya girl.

    23. Bacci says – reply to this


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      hahaha hit the gym was a good one… don't get mad people sarcasm y so much funnier when u enjoy it!

    24. YUCK says – reply to this


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      so pigster you've never had a significant other what the fuck is your excuse for you cowabunga ass. like seriously you're fucking morbidly obese.

    25. @v@ says – reply to this


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      This is where Jess should just float along with the river current for a bit watching the sights. Less egocentricity would help her, and realizating that No One is seriously judging her, because everyone is too busy lining up their own ducks in their own lives.



    26. 26

      Who are these supposed "friends?" Joe is so stupid at publicity … real friends would say she's "happy" and doing "very well, thanks very much." Of course, we would know they were lying, but at least we'd know she had some decent friends on top of being a failure at relationships… Jessica, please, for your own happiness, GROW UP and BREAK UP WITH YOUR DAD, and all else will fall into place!

    27. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: YUCK – You have a way with words. Cowabunga ass, lolz.



    28. 28

      aaawwwww. so sad.



    29. 29

      she is such a good kind woman, she will find her self a real man in no time, shes such a pretty & smart person- she'l be alright. she'l reemerge stronger Im sure



    30. 30

      Too needy and it shows. I don't think people can really hide that. It gives off vibes or something and probably sends guys running.



    31. 31

      Ya know… he's really fucking ugly. And she obviously is going to grow up alone.



    32. 32

      She's find someone else to dump her..



    33. 33

      ummm….I am not really feeling all the hate for Jessica, Perezers…
      She does have some talent…although I don't really like her previous stuff.
      The odd thing about this photo is that dude's chin! Holy Crap! He looks like the green dude in Mask. She's still pretty and talented and he'll be a football has-been soon.



    34. 34

      perez look whos fucking talking
      lose some weight before you make fun of someone who is actually skinny



    35. 35

      Come on girl-he ain't worth it!



    36. 36

      TEAM JESSICA!!!



    37. 37

      Re: BeautifulBrunnette69Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Besides Sweets. You two are great! I'm so
      happy you are opened mind and kind and not insecure. Thank you both
      for just reaching out to me. I will love you always!!! You all rock!



    38. 38

      Jessica needs to get in touch with herself. It seems like she's looking too hard for her partner. With Nick, she was just too young to appreciate Love. I think, like for all of us, it's all she's ever wanted. Yet, she's looking to get taken care of instead of being her woman. Hopefully, now she'll start. Perez, yes, you're right-she is strong because most break down after a break-up. The fact that she's out with her friends and working out-it shows healthy. Good for her. Keep evolving, girl.



    39. 39

      OMG! NOW YOUR EVEN STEALING E NEWS STORY TITLES!!!~ YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK OF YOUR OWN CAPTION? YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING LAMO PSEUDO BLOGGER EVER!



    40. 40

      Her body was never the problem…she's an IDIOT. Like most young girls, she rushed to get married, gave up when it wasn't "fun" anymore and is out shopping for someone to take care of her. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. Find out who YOU are. Then when you meet a good man, you have more to offer than T and A. (although her T and A are spectacular)
      F the gym…go to college!!