Hurray! Lily Isn't Dating Hirst, But…

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Damien Hirst is safe for another day, but the same can't be said of the poor schmuck that is dating Lily Allen at the moment.

Attempting to find a normal playmate, Lily gravitated out of the entertainment bubble to find a new boyfriend. His name is Sam Cooper, a painter and decorator in North London. You don't get anymore away from famous than that. But Lily is quite taken with him, sources say.

We think she is attracted more to the paint fumes than the man, but insiders suggest: "She wanted to go out with someone her own age who isn't involved in music or the media. Sam is really down to earth. He grafts hard for a living as a painter and decorator and leads a totally normal life. Lily is completely smitten with him. They have known each other for a while but have only just started dating properly."

Wonder how long he will last before he gets a clue and bails? If his is really as normal as they are making him out to be, we give him to the end of the week.

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    Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm / Email this  »

    35 comments to “Hurray! Lily Isn't Dating Hirst, But…”



    1. 1

      She is beautiful!



    2. 2

      LEAVE LILY ALLEN ALONE!!!!!!!!!! SHE DOES HER BEST!



    3. 3

      Shes not that bad, she deserves a chance!



    4. 4

      she's a lovely girl. i still don't understand why you hate her so much. i hope this new boy is nice to her and they live happily ever after.



    5. 5

      She has 1,000 (or more) times the talent of GAG-a. Her career already lasted longer than GAGs ever will.



    6. 6

      why do you hate her sooo much? she's just a feisty, independent woman who speaks her mind. Some call that being a bitch, I call it the TRUTH



    7. 7

      You seem to take joy in people being suicidal, getting fired, gaining weight, etc. I hope karma doesn't come back to bite you but I think it will.



    8. 8

      Re: hawkgirl – Hawkgirl, Karma did come to bite him in the ass at least once! He got his ass kicked, remember? Good for Lily Allen, It sounds like he will be good for her.



    9. 9

      You shouldn't report negatively on this story Perez. This Sam Cooper boy is not a celebrity. Its not fair to start creating fake drama around a couple who haven't even been photographed together.



    10. 10

      She sucks and her music sucks



    11. 11

      Lily Allen is amazing!



    12. 12

      Why on earth would you rag on this charming young woman? She'd be lovely to hang out with and her music is delightful. Off base, dahlink Perez.



    13. 13

      Re: oceanmotion – He didn't get his ass kicked, he got sucker punched. He deserves more though. I don't have anything against people who live there life but there is a problem when they sit behind their computers bashing people. No decent person wants to make a living off of humiliating people, who actually work, from the shadows of the internet.



    14. 14

      I like Lily!



    15. 15

      For someone who (self) claims to be an "amazing" judge of talent, either you have completely missed the boat with Lily or you are bitter about her snubbing you. I am betting on the latter in light of your continuing mean-spirited snipes. How petulant of you.



    16. 16

      JEALOUS?

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      STOP talkin shit about Lilly! WTF is your problem! I hope she punches you fuck head!



    18. 18

      I love Lily, but she's gonna dump this guy soon, no doubt.



    19. 19

      Could someone please post the new video of her giving her boyfriend a "smoking blowjob?" I heard about it but can't find it, and that would get me hot.



    20. 20

      You're such a hard ass…but I love you… I wish people would post something normal on your website that resembled a sentence every now and again but, hey, who am I to judge. Look, Lily Allen isn't your favourite person, I get that, but you could be SO much funnier about it. I read your site every day & its because of the you that you put into it. But just like this recent stint with the BEP's & you're reaction (I know you're all anal in the US about words & their meanings but I totally get why you threw that F word at him. It would have been the C word if it was me) & what I saw was that you gained some compassion as a result (I'm talking about Isiah Washington). You're an incredible individual & you can be much smarter than what you've posted here. You're way savvy & that's why we, Down Under, dig you so much. Its very Aussie humour. To the bone. I just think you're not using your knife in the best way. LOVE YOU PEREZ…even if you never read this xxxxxxxxxxx



    21. 21

      you critizize lily for some make up dysfunction but you only have great words for lady gaga ugly and ridiculous outfits. shame shame shame on you!!!



    22. 22

      Stop trying to make Lily your celebrity feud, she's amazing, I love her.



    23. 23

      Sorry, but if you're going to insult celebrities, please insult them equally! I love the site but I find it annoying when you rag on people like Lily Allen then write about others *cough*ladygaga*cough* like they're the new Jesus ;)



    24. 24

      Lily Allen is sexy as hell. She is gorgeous and her music isn't that bad either. Quit being a shit face Perez.



    25. 25

      Don't know who she is, but she is hot and has the cutest nose ever!



    26. 26

      Perez you troll, what are you on about? lilly allan is brilliant! she's funny, original, writes her own music but doesn't feel the need to tell everyone about it every 5 seconds (lady gaga the pretentious slag anyone?), you're obviously incredibly jealous of her, get a grip! weirdo.



    27. 27

      ew lily allen has such a shit career compared to gaga… but forget about careers… lady gaga is a true artist… shes insane and i love her for it… shes so passionate about her work.. miley cyrus the princess of all media has to shut up.



    28. 28

      LOL HAHA she thinks she is Rihanna!



    29. 29

      I AM FUCKIN SICK TO DEATH OF YOU SLATING HER…
      Whats your problem????……
      She is so down to earth… u may not be able to relate to her cos you hang around with LA PLASTIC AIRHEADS!!!
      She's real.. she's beautiful.. she sings live.. so what more do u want?
      She gets drunks she falls down… who cares??? Its not like she's a role model for kids…
      WE LOVE YOU LILY!!!!



    30. 30

      Perez Hilton is a walking meme. And it's fail. >.>



    31. 31

      I used to be a fan but now I know why people think ur a dick! With you everything is personal…and you're never happy for anyone except those who follow u around…



    32. 32

      I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE MARIO, BUT SLAMMING LILLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A VERY GOOD PERSON (BIG SURPRISE THERE!). SHE LOOKS AWESOME THESE DAYS AND WE ARE ALL LUCKY YOU DIDN'T PUSH HER INTO THE PSYCH WARD LIKE YOU DID MISCHA! KEEP IT UP ASSHOLE AND BOOM BOOM POW POW WILL REPEAT ITSELF 10 FOLD! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT SHIT!



    33. 33

      I heard something like Lily Allen's gay friend like totally rejected perez and she told people or something and now he feels the need to hate on her because he's being a little baby. The girl is entirely more talented than Katy Perry, but he goes on an on about how she sucks because he only blogs about his friends and doesn't base his opinions on talent. kind of pathetic, really.



    34. 34

      I think ily Allen is brill…enjoy your life girl who cares wat anyone else thinks!



    35. 35

      people smoke. waaah waah club. get over it.