Jon Gosselin's First New Girlfriend, Hobag Hailey, In Tears!

"That's news to me," a startled Hailey Glassman told People when asked about Jon Gosselin's relationship with former tabloid news reporter/slut Kate Major, who just quit her job at Star magazine this morning because of "conflict of interest".
Ouch!
Never fun to get dumped via third party, especially when that third party is a national news source.
It was only days ago that the pAArty girl was pouring her gooey heart out to media outlets, telling them how much she "admired" Jon and how "strong," he is.
Through tears, she insisted "I still love Jon and Jon still loves me."
Wise up, girl!
The Grosselin used you to get on the cover of Us Weekly. He's desperate for attention!
He broke bread with Michael Lohan and Jill Zarin!!!! They're the freaking Dean and Frankie of the Z-List Rat Pack.
He doesn't love you, he loves the limelight, and you are cramping his style.
Kate 2.0 is just as dumb.
What is it with this dude??? He's chubby with hair plugs and eight kids! And bad style!!
We don't get it.
He must have a golden peen!
















































first!
PEREZ SUCK MY FURRY DICK
PEOPLE RESPOND TO THIS IF YOU THINK IM PRETTY (OR UGLY )
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Fuck ! Get over it sunshine. It's not THAT big a loss !!
He must have a big peen.
What a douchebag!!!!!!!!!!
IF HE WERE GAY, I BET HE'D BE JUST PERFECT FOR YOU…
this is the exact reason why I chose to read up on Jon.. For this sole reason alone.. I love this.. Finally this bitch can fuck off and enjoy her own medicine.. lol VICTORY IS MINE BITCHES!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!1
Re: Canadiana717 – fuck? ok
What is it with this dude??? He's chubby with hair plugs and eight kids! And bad style!!
I have to say I totally agree!
AAAHAHAHAHA oh i love it!
sings "what goes around goes around goes around..comes all the way back around…."
why are these skanks fighting over that bloated-perma-burned-ninja-turtle-looking douche anyway??? I don't get it. Is being on the cover of Us Weekly really that cool?
Re: Canadiana717 – #3 AMEN!! LOL
come on… jill is better than michael
I thought he was cute and felt sorry for him before all this shit went down…
Re: jones19 – #4 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT…LIKE SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY….LMAO
DID HE BLOW A LOAD ALL OVER HER NOSE…WTF….LOL
Re: jones19 – And he knows how to use the big peen.
She should go fuck a "Deadiest Catch Dude" now. She could give him crabs
8 kids. Yeah, a great catch
Re: jones19 – I seriously doubt that sweetie…
Not able to post comment under RINGLING BROTHERS beating elephants… please fix and re-post.
Just terrible…..
I do feel bad for Hailey….. I'd feel bad for any girl in this situation with any guy. It hurts. She should wise up a bit, though.
He's a loser!!! Michael Lohan ? Reporter for tabloid mag as new gal? What a douche!! His poor kids!
While his soon to be ex is a bitch at least she is at home trying to spend time w/ her family!!
Fix problem with Ringling brothers post. Not able to comment. Effed up.
Dumb bitch… but what else did you expect?
Re: bongo – nice!!!! i like that one
Re: JigSaw – naughty, naughty… I like ♥. Will LDC forgive me?
HELP ME OUT HERE BUT I DIDN'T THINK ASIANS HAD BIG WEE WEES
Well it couldn't have happened to a nicer piece of trash!! How does it feel honey?? Next time you whoreyourself out with a married man and father of EIGHT CHILDREN you'll STFU!
Re: JigSaw – naughty, naughty… I like ♥. Will LDC forgive me?
Re: Canadiana717 – i wont tell, will you?
Re: CurlEgirl08 – the guy has been separated for over an year retard , why cant he have someone during that time?? any other argument may be valid burt ures is stupid.
Re: drama_princess22 – She used him and he used her.. nothing to feel sorry over.. he just played her better.. She'll be in the pic. again soon enough.. trust me..
oh hellsz no perezito! like for reals, come on, the guy is ASIAN!!! You know it's teeny weeny!!
I think everyone gets it…this guy is a total Douche. Don't give him any more space on your blog. He is done
Re: JigSaw – I never kiss and tell baby.
DON'T WORRY HAILEY JON WILL BE AROUND SO WE CAN GET PICS OF YOU 2 OUT FOR DINNER TONIGHT SHOULD BE FLOATING THE NET BY 7:05PM
Golden Peen?????? Are you f'ing kidding me? Chinese guys and Orientals in general are famous for their SHORT DICKS. Those girls are just whores for being in the limelight!!!
i have had enough of this asshole. instead of bombing him with insults, the media should totally forget about him and his lousy "bachelor life". that would kill him. he's probably loving all the media attention right now.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Re: JigSaw – Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Afternoon my friends…Even if he had a golden peen I wouldn't be in a hurry to ride it…Barf I just made myself sick!!
This girl is young and dumb.
Talk about extra baggage this guy
has loads of it.
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – LOL no kidding! That's just sick.. You can buy a golden peen at ur local porn shop
lol (g'afternoon babygirl!)
jon BELIEVES hes still young and can do w.e he wants… he has responsibility and he needs to man up to it.. he doesnt understand w.e girl dates him is obviously with him 4 fame and money.. hes just blind he need to find a WOMEN not a Young crackhead girlfriend that doesnt REALLY love him.. Hes a grown a** man not a child … spend time with ur kids not in no Bar.. cuz hes wasting time and money that HE will be paying for child support!!! and lets see if whore Hailey will be with him when child support leaves him BROKE!!
If he had the golden peen, he would have been able to knock up his wife w/out planting all those eggs.
WELL HEY SHE DID GET QUOTED FOR TELLING HIM " LIFE IS ALL ABOUT OPTIONS" HAHA
Re: livinlife nyc – JHas it been reported that he isnt helping with the bills and such? i dont think so so how can u say that? when there is news like that then yea he has to man up , but for now let the guy have some fun , he has been trapped with a bitch of a fat wife for some time now.
I'm telling you, that must be it! How else would he gets those skanks??
Hair plugs?!? At his age?
Re: Miss Bu – Have you ever seen an Asian guy's dick before? It doesn't matter what race you are, males either have small dicks or big dicks. I've been with a white guy and his dick was small *but pleasurable* Stop stereotyping Asian men you ding dong!
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – oh hell i live in the land of gogo bars and porn shops, whatever you ladies want, I will hook you up
it's TMI, all the way around, P.
she's 'hurting' cause her "Jo(h)n" has much better hobag clients to sell to
Okay I know why Jon is attractive to women. My son has exactly the same personality and girls are wild about him. He's laid back, good natured, doesn't criticize the ladies and takes life as it comes….women must love that.
An Asian man with a "golden peen"?? OMG don't make me laugh!! Everyone knows Asian men barely HAVE peen!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Re: The Wise One – THANK YOU WISE ONE
Re: marlow – I don't know if you've heard of this expression, but just cuz ur mom says ur goodlooking, don't make you so… That prolly is the case..
what you have here is a short, balding, aging, egotist who has convinced himself he's got something to offer other than money. Lord. Why do you think Kate had to treat him like one of the children? Because he has as much sense as one of the children. Reality, when it comes, is gonna send him over the edge. These women need to take a look at him. Christ, did you watch the show, EVER? One episode, and you can tell he's as dumb as a bag of rocks.
LOL….I love you Perez
Not to mention the weridest eyes i've ever seen.. he looks special needs..
If her dad is a plastic surgeon he should have started with her. Just little around the eyes. This whole saga is crazy!!!
I DO NOT feel badly for Hailey. When are young girls going to realize that if you act like a herbed-up slut it WILL BE ON THE INTERNET. Therefore, if you seek out fame, all of your past will end up on E!!
Jon's a loser cliche and I am making my Team Kate tshirt now.
This thing with Kate Major is a publicity stunt. Hailey is staying and Jon's apartment and is "in on this." People will fall for everything.
Re: Miss Bu –
YOU ARE A F N RACIST!
OH WELL…
SHE'S NOT A CELEB PEREZ-
WHY TREAT HER THAT WAY?
TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahah…I love it. little whore found out she's disposable…like a used tampon. booo hooo hooo wittle whorebag
"big peen"? isn't he half asian? i dunno about that, maybe these whores are just dumb masochists.
Re: hannahsays – You're a pretty girl. Stop worrying.
Re: xoxo100 – TOTALLY AGREE! Not being able to contribute to the end of these practices via our voices is effed up!
nuts
Re: PLEZZZ – no Iam Blaisan
You guyz are definitely bunch of IGNORANTS. Just like all whites do not have BIG DICK, All azns do not have small ones. Secondly Azns are the most populated Race in the world and that aint small deal fr what you call small dicks….Whites alas will be soon wiped from this world.
I'm sure you'd like to know, huh P??
We don't get it - but Kate M. did….tee hee!!!
Screw you terds….I love what Perez said…ahahaha! Chubby, hair plugs,eight kids and bad style….DEFINITELY. I dont get the big deal about him either, he's fugly!!
Perez said Jon must have a have golden peen but he didn’t say that it’s –big- After all it takes more than one “peen” size to make a meaningful relationship. With Jon womanizing skills he doesn’t seem to need a big one anyhow!!
She looks like that girl from Nickelodeon in this pic.