Jon Hires High-Powered Publicist!

Jon Gosselin has hired a publicist!
We knew he was loving the publicity.
When Life & Style asked about his relationship with Kate Majorly Moronic, he told them "You'll have to call Rubenstein."Â
He was referring to the New York based PR firm Rubenstein Communications, whose clients have included Donald Trump, Alex Rodriguez, Christie Brinkley, and David Letterman.Â
Rubenstein Communications confirmed that they are now repping the middle-aged Gobblin.
He's not even hiding his famewhorishness!Â
What kind of image is he aiming for?? Whatever it is, his new publicists certainly have their work cut out for them!
Time for some damage control!
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JON = JOKE
It's about time. Maybe he'll actually listen. Although its too late Jon…America hates you.
Those poor kids, what a douchebag!!! Put your attention on them and stop whoring around maggot!!!
Look what the bitch kate created!!!!!
WHO'S CRYING NOW??
TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy has nothing worth representing. He is fat, balding, uneducated and a divorced father of 8. Hhhhmm, he doesn't deem very marketable to me! What are they going to be representing pray tell???
Yuck
PEREZ YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK-
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IF YOU THINK 32 IS MID-AGE!!!
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TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Middle-aged? He's 32, ya stupid homo. Aren't you 31? I'm sure you don't consider yourself middle-aged. Quit being such a fuckin' retard.
HE'S GORGEOUS!
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HATERS WAKE UP??
I cant stand John he is such an asshole im sure its really easy to walk away from your 8 kids and into a whores arms. I hope hes castrated
What a useless twat.
Jon apparently thinks he is gods give to women all of a sudden! The sad part is there are actually gold diggers that are willing to date him.
See all you people that watched this terrible show, you created this media monster,don,t watch this out of control train wreck family anymore.
Re: PLEZZZ – Team Jon totally!
What a douche. Didn't he bitch and moan on his show that he couldn't handle being in the public eye and that he wanted to live an anonymous life again? Lies lies lies as big as his thighs thighs thighs. How many minutes ’til he's on "Celebrity" fit club or another Z-list reality show? And this weekend with Mr. Lohan–was he asking advice on how best to screw up his 8 kids that he can't be bothered with anymore? He is once, twice, three times a douchebag.
Who the hell does he think he is? I cannot believe what an ASS he is acting like. That is a perfect example of letting success go to your head, the sad part is his success is all due to his children. That is the only reason that show was a hit.
lol @ middle age comment he's like what 1 year older than perez…ay ya ya ay
ugh. jon needs to GO AWAY. i feel soo bad for his kids. if i were one of them i'd HATE him so much and be incredibly embarressed of him. godd GO AWAY JON U DESPERATE LOSEr
Why in the world would he need a publicist when he has you to post innumerable articles about him, her, them, his girlfriend etc. etc. ad nauseum? I guess you're not a "High-Powered Publicist" are you gaycocken media pants?
UCK…he's so nasty!
WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!! I HOPE HE GETS HIT BY A TAXI! He doesn't give a crap about this kids he doesn't even live in the same state as them. He ditched them to hang out with crack whores.
PERETZEL HAS DREAMS AT NIGHT ABOUT PLAYING MOTORBOATS IN JON'S MAN-BOOBS….U RASCAL!
This fucker thinks he's a celebrity. All he is, is a cheater with too many kids!
I do NOT get this guy.
He complains about the show and that he never wanted all of the media, tabloids, attention, and staying at home just doing the show.
Is he working now? I think the media is on him more than ever also!
If he wanted out he should've just said so because he looks like an even bigger loser.
He also said that he hated the tabloids that the family gets while being on the show because one day the kids are going to google their dad and what are they going to see…well it doesn't seem like he cares about that a whole lot anymore. He doesn't even give the divorce some time…he's already on his 2nd gf.
He doesn't need a publicist, he needs a babysitter.
Re: PLEZZZ – Okay, we ALL get it. Jon is wonderful, he's never done anything wrong, he dropped str8 out of God's butt. However, what does "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HATERS WAKE UP?" mean? I'm confused as all hell.
Jon gets douchier and douchier. He needs PR BIGTIME!
all these bitces he's fucking are on crack
HE LOOKS 42.
Oh hey PLEZZZ or I mean "Hailey" he dumped you Hon. Run along now.
Can't speak for their "relationship." Can speak about her though. She is notorious around her hometown, Allentown, PA. As a resident of the area and someone who grew up with her, I'm glad she's in the Hamptons - she can stay there - we don't want her back. She leaves a trail of distruction in her path - broken spirits, broken hearts, broken relationships, etc. To those who claim to "love" her - the only thing you love is having her in your corner! And I don't blame you - she is a very scary person - always a loose cannon with anger management issues. She is attention seeking trash who will stoop as low as she needs to get what she wants - it doesn't matter who that tramp tramples. She is going to do horrible things for Jon's already horrible social status. I guess he deserves that though. As for all the negative publicity she is getting - GOOD! Now not only Allentown, PA can hate her - but the whole Media loving public can too. - Karma baby. It's your turn.
PERVez you're fatter and your moobs are way droopier than his
Is there ANYONE out there who still wonders why Kate became a bitch? Remember, HE asked HER to marry HIM. She must not have been too bitchy then. Fast forward six years. Now suddenly she's a bitch. Does anyone other than me see the connection? Maybe a little responsibility was too much for Jon. Either way, love Kate or hate her, she does not have (an other than rumored by her chubby, I mean hubby) boyfriend. She does not have a PR person. I mean seriously, you don't need a degree to see the trend here.
I use to be on his side, but now to me he is the womanizer..No picks so far of Kate with her man, the only ones are with her kids and Jon all over the place with that skanky looking girl..
there is absolutely no way this guy is making enough money to live this life he's trying to live. pretty soon we'll hear a story about how he let it all go to his head and he lost everything because he was greedy. grow the fuck up, jon. i hope kate shuts you out of your kids lives.
you know perez you used to be that size dont make fun!
yeah. he's in good company alright. let's see
Donald Trump: old and has been and no longer relevant
Alex Rodriguez: beyond repair
Christie Brinkle: old and has been and no longer relevant
David Letterman: old and has been and no longer relevant
I like his dual ear studs. Sexy!!!!
I don't understand any of the people responding to this post, nor the original post.
I don't know how this has anything to do with Jon "wanting attention". He is getting the attention whether he likes it or not. The point of the publicist is to focus that attention properly, where currently most of the attention is negative.
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Hey Jon here is how the world sees you. This is your image.
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GROSSelin
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GrASSelin
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Super Douche Dad with Moobs (that Pervez dreams of playing with)
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This is why Kate always nagged you. You are uneducated, unmotivated, irresponsible, immature, unemployed, and unmarketable. People are NOT wearing Ed Hardy shirts just because you live in them.
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Your divorce will be very painful and leave you broke. You will never get custody of your children. Go hide ( not in the Hamptons) before you make things worse. America hates you.
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And yet wasn't Jon the one who wanted to quit the show because he hated the publicity?!
He is a huge douche. You should hang out with him Perez considering you both are douchebags.
Re: FaeRae_84 –
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
"WHAT DO YOU HATERS WAKE UP TO?"!
Re: meg823 –
YES!!!!! TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does guy not drive? He's always walking just incase the paps are waiting. he's nothing but a famewhore and his eyes make him look special needs. Wtf is up with them..
Please, Jon has had a publicist for a lot longer than everyone thinks…He's been after the fame for a long time
ass.. buut anywayy.. hes drinkin xxx vitamin water. thats a plus.. its really good.
If Jon goes on Letterman I'll know the world has ended.
grossness, why is famous again…..oh yeah he cheated on his wife with a tween and "pretends" he doesnt like the spotlight while taking vacations with Christian whatever….gross
Re: PLEZZZ – Anytime. We disagree, that's all.
Just what, exactly, is his talent? Besides professional sperminator, that is?
Publicist? Egads. So this is what America is celebrating these days? Sqwuaak!
Instead of hiring a publicist for his fat, forty-something year old no talent self he should be putting the money toward his EIGHT kids college savings funds.
befor he shed his wife, he should have shead some weight
The ONLY way I would ever touch that pathetic middle aged man is with my taser gun
Kate Gosselin has made a smart move. She divorced her cheating husband, then took herself out of the limelight so that all the hatred is consentrating on her soon to be ex. Kudos!
Re: SOOTHE – LOLOLOL you got it baby. He does need a sitter. Maybe that was the reason Kate treated him like a child.
Was it you or one of your thieving cocksuckers that stole my Gobblin name! You can't even be original. Do you read the comments to get ideas after they loosen the chin strap on your fucktard helmet?
JON = DUCHEE
I am on Jon's side! Sorry! But I believe Kate is a bitch, and I am personally glad that he got away from her, and is not ashamed to show everyone that he is HAPPY! He still wants to be a good father…..so everyone should stop hatin on him!!! IMO
Re: crankjess –
I AGREE WITH YOU!!
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TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!