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Stuck In The Middle With You

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Nevermind Jordan!

Look at the hot guys around her!

The group posed for the launch of Katie Price's latest book, Sapphire, in London on Thursday.

[Image via Abaca USA.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »
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    52 comments to “Stuck In The Middle With You”



    1. 1

      …hmmm. This pic's put me on the "Top of the World."



    2. 2

      She's so trashy….



    3. 3

      "Nevermind"? NO. Stop giving her attention at all.



    4. 4

      Speaking as an English woman, I am so sorry she's still about. You'd think with all of our knife crime we'd have somehow managed to get around to JorFuckingDan, but alas. Soon.



    5. 5

      ok the guys are HOTT as hell but why does she always look like an freaking trashy ho?



    6. 6

      SHE REMINDS ME OF ANNA NICOLE , SHE POSES AND MAKES HER FACE LIKE ANNA !



    7. 7

      Hey, Perez, keep doodling on that picture. The only way you'll get your hands on these studs is by doodling smiley faces on their crotches. ;-)



    8. 8

      when will this sad pathetic old bat realise that nobody wants to see her naked, or read her books? go away jordan. you are irrelevant.



    9. 9

      ewww



    10. 10

      Re: karencarpenter – Lookin' down on creation…

      I love it, keep 'em coming girlfriend :)



    11. 11

      Why does she always make that face?!?!?!?!?! I fucking hate it sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrr!!! lol seriously, she could be half decent looking, but she tries waaayyyyy too hard… Not to mention how slutty that pic is lol.. I can't believe she can even read a book with more words than pictures let alone write one!



    12. 12

      She's such a slag! Peter can do soooooo much better



    13. 13

      Re: Canadiana717 – ok. "Any Day Now" Perez will post a new one.



    14. 14

      Dude: You put a pic of four WAY hot, barely clad men on your site and then FUCK it UP with all your SCRIBBLING SHIT. C'mon, at least post a link to the pic without that infantile scribbling, okay? (Still love ya, man, but really…)



    15. 15

      Re: chrisjman – Totally agree. Perez' hearts and smiley faces on those ripped bodies are like graffiti on a priceless work of art! Now I can't see all the details. :-(



    16. 16

      ARGH! she's an embarrasment to britain, that animal needs to be put down! SHES DISGUSTING



    17. 17

      Re: karencarpenter – In the wild beautiful bird…



    18. 18

      She looks Like Adriana Lima's Evil (and trashier) sister

    19. Pepa says – reply to this


      19

      Mario fucker you wish you had a twat. That's why you hate.



    20. 20

      gay



    21. 21

      Jordan who? Thats the question we should all be asking



    22. 22

      wow! Thats al I have to say… wow



    23. 23

      What do you mean book? Can she even read?



    24. 24

      who the hell is she,what does she do,I have no idea why this skank is everywhere,boobs look totally tuperware bowlish



    25. 25

      none of those guys look hot to me? ew especially the ugly blonde on the end. and then katie just looks like a trashy prostitute as usual… nice… um.. wig?



    26. 26

      c'mon Mario grow up and stop with the drawings, especially on the males, its so immature



    27. 27

      I think she is totally gorgeous



    28. 28

      she looks trashy…as usual



    29. 29

      who?



    30. 30

      Rupert Everett's right–Jordan is more likable than Gwenyth! At least Jordan doesn't preach condescendingly to you from her ivory tower throne.



    31. 31

      Re: pipster – She is, but she's a slut.. lol



    32. 32

      I wish she'd relocate to Saudi as I'm sick of seeing her over the top made-up face, ridiculously enhanded tits, and hearing about her party antics. She's a mother of three and should have some respect, if not for herself then for her kids. I hope Pete Andre gets custody and Jordan fades to obscurity!! She's an aggressive drunk, slut and a bitch. She's so desperate for fame that she even seduced a popular 18 yr old contestant from a show called Pop Idol when she was 6 or 7 months pregnant with her first child. No morals, no class…..



    33. 33

      Whilst I can't stand Victoria Beckham either, I did find it hilarious that when David still played for Man U and the wives, girlfriends etc turned up for a post match party, Victoria Beckham asked the DJ to play "Who let the dogs out" when Jordan walked into the room. Bitchy but oh so funny!!

    34. @v@ says – reply to this


      34

      So.Cheesy. Get the bread.



    35. 35

      OH COME ON PEREZ
      *
      WHY DID YOU DRAW RIGHT THERE!!!



    36. 36

      perez i know you trash everyone but, Katie Price does have fans and we love her! Fuck you and fuck off! Your just digging your hole deeper!



    37. 37

      Does every celebrity have a book now? And a perfume brand… and a clothing line?…

    38. Catty says – reply to this


      38

      Perez! stop writing over guy's crotches, I can't see them! :/



    39. 39

      wow humlahumla!!! i so wanna trade places with her right now ill be trashy with her there all freaking hot for crying out loud



    40. 40

      can you not be gay for once perez and appreciate a hot woman?? those men are ugly. katie is gorgeous. you worship that hoe megan fox.



    41. 41

      Re: pipster – FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME COMMON SENSE ON THIS DAMN BOARD!

    42. @v@ says – reply to this


      42

      Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – Ya think? Jordan looks like a cartoon caricature of a woman, sort of the brunette version of Pamela Anderson. If you like women excessively jacked up like that rather than more natural beauty, then fine. There's somebody for everybody.



    43. 43

      MICHAEL JACKSON HAD LESS SURGERY THAN HER BY THE AGE SHE IS NOW. SHE IS 31-32. FILTHY HUMAN BEING.



    44. 44

      This broad is straight nast. Too much surgery. Too tan. She actually thinks she looks good? Fake as all hell. What idiot thought it was a good idea to breed with this thing?



    45. 45

      can you not be gay for once perez and appreciate a hot woman?? those men are ugly. katie is gorgeous. you worship that hoe megan fox.
      Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery –

      Megan Fox is indeed a moron and proves it everytime she opens her mouth but if you think the trainwreck featured in this particular article is better looking than Megan Fox then you are just as much of an idiot as both Megan and this Katie bitch.



    46. 46

      Mario fucker you wish you had a twat. That's why you hate.
      Re: Pepa –

      It's true. Mario hates women because he isn't one.



    47. 47

      Hope you all know those hunks are wearing aussieBum undies. My fave underwear brand for sure. They are for SURE amazeballs! :)



    48. 48

      saw this on dailymail and that really tanned guy is really under-endowed.



    49. 49

      What's with those hearts? They block the view! Censorship!



    50. 50

      why hate on her ?
      shes way better than peter !!
      should leave her alone like ;)

      (Y)



    51. 51

      Re: pipster – i agree with you :)



    52. 52

      yes nice to see katie getting back to work again! im sure saphire will be annother bestseller for her . . . unlike petes new (flop 2 be) album lmao!