The Best In The World!
There is nobody in the world as good at what she does as Dita Von Teese!
The International Queen of Burlesque hosted a very special evening of performance at the Avalon in Hollywood on Wednesday night to celebrate her new cocktail drink, the Cointreau Teese.
Some of those in attendance Jewel, Solange Knowles, Sia and Semi Precious Weapons.
Oh, and, Perez was there too - looking super cute! Ha
Yes, that is Zac Efron on our t-shirt.
P.S. Dita was amazing! She performed not one, not two but three numbers! A real treat.
[Images via WENN.]
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Jewel looks great !
THIS PIC OF SOLOANGE IS OLD……KEPT UP WITH IT PEREZ… SHE NOW HAS SHAVED HER HEAD BALD AND LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY…
omg..haha that is such a funny shirt.
Perez… you did not look super cute…. more like super fat!!!!! HIDEOUS!!!!
Dita is beauts as always…Jewel, not so much….Solange aka Syringe, most def BARF!! but i do like her more than Beyowolf, not much tho…
You thought you looked super cute in that get up? Dream on.
Wow they did look good. But you're not looking so hot Perez. Did you gain some weight? Looking a little pudgy. Get it together bb..
WHERE is the post about Mariah flopping hard??????
What's up with Solange's blatant photoshop mishap on the leg? Was she even there?
DITA IS HAWT!
yep you are gay. dita is one ugly fucking lady, gross.
yo mario, get you money back from your personal trainer, your body is a complete and utter mess. hell a cat has bigger guns than you
yew Perezita wearing Efron is so not HOT!
Re: jesyrene – ITS ON 3RD PAGE..
do u dress that way for attention or is that really ur style??
ewwww why would i want to look at a picture of FAT BOY loser hilton??
um, no thanks.
i just ate, and i dont really feel like throwing up!
PEREZ! WHERE DOES ONE PURCHASE A ZAC EFRON SHIRT!? I WANNNTTT ONEEEEE!!!!
look at dita's ugly fucking MAN FACE- disgusting.
with lips like that you should NOT be wearing red lipstick- EVER!!!
more people should wear creative recreations =)
Re: doit_toit – he dresses that way because the only clothes that wil fit him come from the 2004 big and tall "morbidly obese" size 278 collection in green khaki and child rapist shirt . . .
i never knew that a GAY MAN could have s sense of style that makes helena boham carter look like victoria beckham . . .
Dita is boring and needs some sunlight
You have an egg head.
My Perezcious does NOT look like a frumpy rumpled mess! A yellow T-shirt, aquamarine pyjama bottoms, maroon socks, and colour co-ordinated flip-flops are the height of fashion these days! Lady Gaga told him so!
Oh my gosh. Perez. I LOVE your shirt =D Can I have it?? pleaseplease? haha its so cute =D I love you perez
Oh yea and Perez, you look amazing =D
hahaha Tell me you were NOT serious when you said you looked fab, Perez……tell me! You were jokin', right? You get attention, ok? But, for alllllllll the wrong reasons. You have become a stinkin' cariacature….so NOT hip!
I think all 3 look stunning.. Not too crazy about Jewel's dress but other than that.. They're great!
Dita is starting to look old and bagged out. Bleh.
Re: zacefronfan. – My god, just suck his fat dick already… Fuck, I've seen suck ups, but that one takes the cake.. fuck me..
Oh Perez. Take a note from the Dita book next time you decide to go out in public in those hideous pants.
lmao yeah your a fatass perez and you say all that shitt about other fatties…well look at your self FATTY.
Really nice of Jewel's Grandma to lend her the muu muu ..
It's sort of a funny shirt…but you're underdressed compared to the ladies.
Oh my goodness! How could you go out of the house looking like that? You have the nerve to criticize women over their footwear and THAT is what you think is chic?
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – ok!!! (the fuck me part)
Perez-thanks for posting photos of Miss Dita. She always looks soooo glamorous and beautiful. She reminds me of the movie stars from long ago who always looked perfect when they went out, even if they were Krogering!
love the efron t-shirt
Re: OlSweetDickWillie – Um….can you really not tell that she is wearing a wig? And this event and these photos are from when he says they are….perez is usually late and uninfiormed, but in this case, not so much….but it would have been funny if he's ripped it off!
Re: JigSaw – LOL figure of speech but hey hey hey… lol
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My Perezcious did NOT lend Solange those pink high heels out of his extensive collection of footwear! She took them without his knowledge!
When are you going to stop posting shit about Dita Von Teese?? Yuck!
That playsuit that Solange Knowles is wearing is in the Topshop sale for like £15. seriously she can afford better right ?
Dita's always impeccably turned out. She's carved out a unique performance niche for her self. I hope to see her sometime. Good for her. Jewel looks fine as always.
eat shit and die
Re: aj – You can probably take that masque off now. I think it might be dry. I like the color tho…
Porkez, you are a potato body!
Have you considered a tummy tuck and a lipo?
a bag in the head would work too.
You make fun of people's clothes every day, and then you wear THAT to visit with Dita? Lame ass.
Re: aj – Hi AJ!
Is that an ugly-ass stain on the right shoulder of the T-shirt or are you just sweating like a pig?
Solange looks great but that shade of lipstick is wrong.
Has anyone ever noticed that Beyonce and Solange love to pose for pictures with a slight bend at the knee? It is a way to hide fat, but it ain't working well. Why do those two big fat chicks always show up in something waaaay too short???!!!
you did not have a fucking picture of zac efron on your shirt you fucking CREEP
Perez - quit giving Rumer Willis so much sh*t about her man face. . . . Dita has the EXACT same jaw line and you f*cking LOVE her.
hey ya'll.
i was there lastt night. that is solange from last night she looked double fierce. way pretty. i saw perez too, you can totally tell hes been workin out, he looks very good.
dita was absurdly amazing.
marg cho, wilmer valderama and jessica alba were all there too.
Awww you look adorable. Looking hot these days babe!
Dita's father is a fucking nutjob. What kind of dad heaps praise and acceptance on his daughter only after she appeared in playboy? Fucking loser.
Dita looks GORGEOUS!
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Jewel would look amazing, but the necklace needs to go.
Your taste in women leans toward the plastic. The faker looking the better!
Perez, baby, what are you wearing on your feeeet!? Hideous. You need to check yourself in a mirror before you walk out and get photographed, honey. I loooove the shirt though… presh.
Dita is a Diva!!
Jewel has too much makeup on and her hair looks like a hot mess!
Perez is King!
They all look good, but Sol has a major WIG on! Did you see her on Wendy Williams today? Bald, baby! Lookin trife! She say she don't wanna look like Bey anymore, but uhhh… girl, you never looked that good! You can tell that she has mental issues about Bey now, which I never would have just put that on her like that, but she does. She gots issues! Jewel lookin' good. Normally she looks a little raggedy. lol and yea Sol does have major photoshop going on in her legs! WTF is going on with that? Perez, did you cut and paste her into that event? lol..
Dita's a boring wannabe.
Fake + plastic (and did I mention boring?).
What does she do anyway?
Re: MinaDiva – What?! Solange does NOT have mental issues b/c of Bey. If anything the girl has handled the situation better than other sibling's would. She would NEVER have anything negative to say about her sis, and when fan's try to instigate conflict between her and Bey, she is quick to give those "fans" a piece of her mind. Reading your comment you're no different from the so called "fans".
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Re: pusspuss – OMG is that really your cat??? soooooooooo cute…!
Re: pusspuss – That is a gorgeous cat.
Jewel is so beautiful….I truely belive she is a poet!!!!
Re: Sophia_ – Look closely at the pic of Jewel..see the two "L" brackets holding up the backdrop? Solange is simply positioned right in front of one of those for her pic. It's not photoshop.
Jewel is so beautiful! Love her!
DITA IS THE QUEEEEN! I LOVE that you keep reminding the world! Keep up the Dita spots!
Work that Zfron tee out perez!
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Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – I like her. Love the heels too. I think she is just as pretty as B.
Soloange looks good in that pic. I'm glad she stop letting her mom dress her. Beyonce needs to follow suite. I think you look cute and healthy Perez. You lost a lot of weight. I LOL at that shirt.
dita is a goddess. i adore you for your posts about her,
she looks perfect as always
Perez, you look great.
Re: Paris France – I agree. They both have different look's so people can't really say one look's better than the other. I REALLY feel bad for Solange w/ the constant comparison's to her sister. I must say she has ALOT of strength. If I was in her shoe's I would have steered clear of the entertainment biz.
You were a technicolor nightmare, Perez. You don't look like you've lost much weight since last year, either. What happened to your gym routine?
Question… If you hate Perez so much… Why are you here!?! Go f*ck yourselves!! How bout that!?! Douchey McDouche Nuggets!!
I liked the third pic of you with Jewel - you look cute!
OMG!! I WANT YOUR T-SHIRT
Dita looking flawless as usual…but you? you should be wearing a pink flowery moo moo instead those clothes that look more appropriate of a fattie in his teenage years.
Aww i WANT that t-shirt!
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Dita Von Teese = the most beautiful woman ever!