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Mickey Rourke was carrying this Jesus statue as he left the Wellington Club in London on Wednesday night because ______.
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…Jesus saves? Even a hot mess like this freak.
Their faces look pretty similar here!!
…because he's a tool.
His nails are so gross. He is just so gross!
Loves Jesus
Mickey Rourke is a F-A-G-G-O-T!!!1!!one!!!!!
Didn't you get the memo Perez? This is not Mickey..
It's Madonna keeping a firm grip on Jesus!
Sheesh, you gotta go pay more attention to Michael K's gang
his problems are bigger than the lord himself.
Of course. Already a "Caption This" on a certain other site, and you reuse this picture for a fill in the blank. Typical Perez.
He is showing the contrast between good and evil…lololololol
high like usual, he mistook the statue for his twin brother… Jesus can't even pull of the hair you are rocking these days.
WHITE TRASH and JESUS go hand in hand……
Re: PH_is_a_DBag – Really? Is this one of those things that takes one to know one? Just curious
… he just came from a yard sale where got Jesus and the fugly belt for 25 cents.
poor thing…I mean Jesus!!!
…because he's still praying for forgiveness for that shit-storm of a movie called "The Wrestler".
That's my best guess… I don't know that I will ever forgive him.
…because he is retarded.
becasue he's a douche!
Because he was drunk.
he's a freaking nut.
Ewwww, do you see those fingernails? Can you say FUNGUS?
he was high on coke
because he is praying to her face again
He found someone with the same hairdo..and digs it man.
He mistakenly thought this is what it means to be closer to God.
Re: soccer mom – Eww! Fungus!
perez, se llama SAGRADO CORAZON DE JESUS, no solo jesus, no seas tan ignorante. it is called SACRED HEART OF JESUS, don't be so ignorant. PLEASE. AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE THAT MICKEY ROURKE, HAS FAITH. don't you think?
… because his Virgin Mary statue just didn't look right with this outfit.
Re: hardcandyshell – Best one yet !! LMAO
Because it was the only thing that he could "pick up" that night.
he thought it was a chihuaha.
HE IS THANKFUL HIS HAIR EXTENSIONS HAVE NOT FALLEN OUT YET.
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Re: SWEETPIECE! – hahaha fungus among us!!! Have a great weekend, Sweets
omg, even his HANDS are fucked up and ugly… from 9 1/2 weeks, to this… note to self, do not become a boxer… (or do anything else mickey rourke has done to get this f'ed up looking) man is he f'ed up looking. shame, shame, shame…
He looks near death…cling on tight, man!
it was the prize for the best dance off???
He had his coke made into a statue to make transportation easier
because Jesus is the only person who doesnt care to be see with that douchebag
JESUS IS HIS CO-PILOT!
OMG….I remember when he was soooooo gorgeous. This is too sad. Such a ruin.
Rourke was heard to say as he was leaving the Wellington Club, "I got a fuckin' good deal on this amazin' statue, bitch, and now I'm gonna have a big Santeria showdown at ComicCon with the goddamn furries".
Re: Canadiana717 –
I was laughing at your yard sale comment too! Great minds think alike.
Because Mickey is drink again…and Jesus is his co-pilot!
had an effin bitchin nite and is buttered to the gills .
All my comments about you ripping off a certain site never showed up. Hmmmmmm. You are not MK, so stop trying to be as funny as he is.
his extensions are pulled too tight and he's CRAZY!!!
oohh 1 teet would have been so appropriate…
Jesus is his homie!
Re: soccer mom – Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey girls happy TGIF! Have a great weekend.
Re: Paris France – You too, Sheba!
Re: Bytch – Amen to that!
OMG! HE FOUND JESUS lolz
…he prays to god nobody'll notice his ugly armpit?!
because he's taking Jesus back to his hotel, if you know what I mean.
It's just sad to see him…he was so HOT in 9 1/2 Weeks…I can't even look at him anymore.
…because no one would suspect he had coke hidden in a statue of the Savior.. right?
He's showing off his new toy - Tickle Me Jesus.
EEEW he is soooo gross i think i just threw up in my mouth
No wnder people have a hard time finding Jesus…He's with Mickey Rouckre.
because Jesus is the only one who loves him
Because he is taking hair styling tips from Jesus…….
Re: Paris France – You too! ox
I actually felt such sorrow for Mickey, seeing at how broken a Soul he is. I see how "liberal" he is about just everything and I thought, pobrecito, he needs Jesus. But this, what blasphemy. He really is disgusting because it is so outright disrespectful. If I'm wrong, then Good. If publicity stunt, result of drunken stupor, then fuck you Mickey. Jesus suffered so much at the hands of humanity and after all your shit, you haven't learned a thing. God Bless you, then.
he spent the night stealing lawn ornaments again. Now he's got to find Mary in half a tub for the set to match.
Re: unica69 – Although he is as wild as they come at times, appearing to be bordering on the lost-soul zone at times, Mickey is actually a devout Catholic, all his life. So, although last nights antics looks pretty crazy, I have seen photos of his home with statues very much like this one. I don't think this was meant in a disrespectful way. in fact, I had read that, when his beloved dog Loki died, he brought him to the priest to get a blessing. He is a very good man who is still working on himself.
Why don't you just rename this site P-Listed?
there's coke inside it. sniff sniffffffffff
because it VIBRATES!!
he was hoping the Lord would give him his old face back.
… he had wrestle practise with his best friend.
That friend being Jesus.
because he thinks he thinks he looks like Jesus.
because he thinks he looks like Jesus.
because of the hidden drugs that are inside.
I guess people are less likely to hit Jesus than Mickey???????
HE THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM…..NOT!!!!!!!!!!