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Mickey Rourke was carrying this Jesus statue as he left the Wellington Club in London on Wednesday night because ______.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm / Email this »

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karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…Jesus saves? Even a hot mess like this freak.
drama_princess22 says – reply to this

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Their faces look pretty similar here!!
ValerieG says – reply to this

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…because he's a tool.
runnergal says – reply to this

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His nails are so gross. He is just so gross!
RebeccaGrace says – reply to this

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Loves Jesus
PH_is_a_DBag says – reply to this

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Mickey Rourke is a F-A-G-G-O-T!!!1!!one!!!!!
da next big thing says – reply to this

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Didn't you get the memo Perez? This is not Mickey..

It's Madonna keeping a firm grip on Jesus!

Sheesh, you gotta go pay more attention to Michael K's gang
1k8wo1 says – reply to this

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his problems are bigger than the lord himself.
Bored24 says – reply to this

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Of course. Already a "Caption This" on a certain other site, and you reuse this picture for a fill in the blank. Typical Perez.
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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He is showing the contrast between good and evil…lololololol
Jilldo says – reply to this

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high like usual, he mistook the statue for his twin brother… Jesus can't even pull of the hair you are rocking these days.
rico35 says – reply to this

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WHITE TRASH and JESUS go hand in hand……
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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Re: PH_is_a_DBag – Really? Is this one of those things that takes one to know one? Just curious
Canadiana717 says – reply to this

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… he just came from a yard sale where got Jesus and the fugly belt for 25 cents.
happytica says – reply to this

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poor thing…I mean Jesus!!!
Bmas says – reply to this

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…because he's still praying for forgiveness for that shit-storm of a movie called "The Wrestler".

That's my best guess… I don't know that I will ever forgive him.
MJHxoxo says – reply to this

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…because he is retarded.
nnicole209 says – reply to this

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becasue he's a douche!
Whatthefrick says – reply to this

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Because he was drunk.
AngstRidden says – reply to this

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he's a freaking nut.
soccer mom says – reply to this

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Ewwww, do you see those fingernails? Can you say FUNGUS?
kukita says – reply to this

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he was high on coke
Vanessa_ says – reply to this

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because he is praying to her face again
glossymane says – reply to this

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He found someone with the same hairdo..and digs it man.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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He mistakenly thought this is what it means to be closer to God.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: soccer mom – Eww! Fungus!
mochito says – reply to this

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perez, se llama SAGRADO CORAZON DE JESUS, no solo jesus, no seas tan ignorante. it is called SACRED HEART OF JESUS, don't be so ignorant. PLEASE. AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE THAT MICKEY ROURKE, HAS FAITH. don't you think?
hardcandyshell says – reply to this

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… because his Virgin Mary statue just didn't look right with this outfit.
Canadiana717 says – reply to this

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Re: hardcandyshell – Best one yet !! LMAO
MacombieHomie says – reply to this

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Because it was the only thing that he could "pick up" that night.
Betty Bummer says – reply to this

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he thought it was a chihuaha.
GumpComedy says – reply to this

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HE IS THANKFUL HIS HAIR EXTENSIONS HAVE NOT FALLEN OUT YET.
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GUMPCOMEDY.COM
soccer mom says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – hahaha fungus among us!!! Have a great weekend, Sweets
jebjeb says – reply to this

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omg, even his HANDS are fucked up and ugly… from 9 1/2 weeks, to this… note to self, do not become a boxer… (or do anything else mickey rourke has done to get this f'ed up looking) man is he f'ed up looking. shame, shame, shame…
for real says – reply to this

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He looks near death…cling on tight, man!
reamer says – reply to this

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it was the prize for the best dance off???
dorina says – reply to this

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He had his coke made into a statue to make transportation easier
jessounet says – reply to this

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because Jesus is the only person who doesnt care to be see with that douchebag
1977meg says – reply to this

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JESUS IS HIS CO-PILOT!
Glittercat says – reply to this

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OMG….I remember when he was soooooo gorgeous. This is too sad. Such a ruin.
monkeypants says – reply to this

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Rourke was heard to say as he was leaving the Wellington Club, "I got a fuckin' good deal on this amazin' statue, bitch, and now I'm gonna have a big Santeria showdown at ComicCon with the goddamn furries".
hardcandyshell says – reply to this

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Re: Canadiana717 –
I was laughing at your yard sale comment too! Great minds think alike.
Shewolf says – reply to this

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Because Mickey is drink again…and Jesus is his co-pilot!
KEEFER says – reply to this

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had an effin bitchin nite and is buttered to the gills .
Bytch says – reply to this

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All my comments about you ripping off a certain site never showed up. Hmmmmmm. You are not MK, so stop trying to be as funny as he is.
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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his extensions are pulled too tight and he's CRAZY!!!
squeal says – reply to this

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oohh 1 teet would have been so appropriate…
Mtl23 says – reply to this

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Jesus is his homie!
Paris France says – reply to this

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Re: soccer mom – Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey girls happy TGIF! Have a great weekend.
soccer mom says – reply to this

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Re: Paris France – You too, Sheba!
da next big thing says – reply to this

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Re: Bytch – Amen to that!
zachsalty815 says – reply to this

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OMG! HE FOUND JESUS lolz
MissDust says – reply to this

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…he prays to god nobody'll notice his ugly armpit?!
sloan1970 says – reply to this

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because he's taking Jesus back to his hotel, if you know what I mean.
jennielawo says – reply to this

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It's just sad to see him…he was so HOT in 9 1/2 Weeks…I can't even look at him anymore.
thetreehugger says – reply to this

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…because no one would suspect he had coke hidden in a statue of the Savior.. right?
piggsie says – reply to this

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He's showing off his new toy - Tickle Me Jesus.
AlliCat82 says – reply to this

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EEEW he is soooo gross i think i just threw up in my mouth
Moonshadows says – reply to this

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No wnder people have a hard time finding Jesus…He's with Mickey Rouckre.
furiousfelinefuries says – reply to this

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because Jesus is the only one who loves him
joeyc says – reply to this

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Because he is taking hair styling tips from Jesus…….
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Paris France – You too! ox
unica69 says – reply to this

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I actually felt such sorrow for Mickey, seeing at how broken a Soul he is. I see how "liberal" he is about just everything and I thought, pobrecito, he needs Jesus. But this, what blasphemy. He really is disgusting because it is so outright disrespectful. If I'm wrong, then Good. If publicity stunt, result of drunken stupor, then fuck you Mickey. Jesus suffered so much at the hands of humanity and after all your shit, you haven't learned a thing. God Bless you, then.
SeedyPetee says – reply to this

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he spent the night stealing lawn ornaments again. Now he's got to find Mary in half a tub for the set to match.
magnolia237 says – reply to this

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Re: unica69 – Although he is as wild as they come at times, appearing to be bordering on the lost-soul zone at times, Mickey is actually a devout Catholic, all his life. So, although last nights antics looks pretty crazy, I have seen photos of his home with statues very much like this one. I don't think this was meant in a disrespectful way. in fact, I had read that, when his beloved dog Loki died, he brought him to the priest to get a blessing. He is a very good man who is still working on himself.
buttcrackcheese says – reply to this

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Why don't you just rename this site P-Listed?
angst granma says – reply to this

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there's coke inside it. sniff sniffffffffff
Catchryder says – reply to this

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because it VIBRATES!!
kiki von tiki says – reply to this

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he was hoping the Lord would give him his old face back.
Rammschtein says – reply to this

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… he had wrestle practise with his best friend.
That friend being Jesus.
*SiNGiNDiVA* says – reply to this

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because he thinks he thinks he looks like Jesus.
*SiNGiNDiVA* says – reply to this

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because he thinks he looks like Jesus.
Shaiii x says – reply to this

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because of the hidden drugs that are inside.
Lurchetta says – reply to this

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I guess people are less likely to hit Jesus than Mickey???????
IRONMAN says – reply to this

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HE THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM…..NOT!!!!!!!!!!