Introducing: The New Taylor Lautner Action Figure

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Look at those abs!!!

Check out the new Jacob Black New Moon action figure that was unveiled at Comic-Con. 

Taylor Lautner must be pleased with that likeness!

We'll take 3!!

    Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Wow, that actually looks like him!



    2. 2

      …yeah you'll take three. Three inches of his pee pee, miniature sized. "I Need To Be In Love".



    3. 3

      hahaha my looord… action figures? seriously..? what does it do then?

      but it does look very much like him… (L)_(L) hotness…



    4. 4

      holy crap that looks just like him!!



    5. 5

      damn!



    6. 6

      i'm gonna buy one and suck on it.



    7. 7

      Gosh where's the Robert Pattinson shirtless action figure?



    8. 8

      ur so gross drooling over a teenager



    9. 9

      this kid is sooooo hot. kinda makes me feel icky since i found out hes only 17 and I'm 27.

    10. Swami says – reply to this


      10

      Yumma Yumma. He looks like a young Jeff Stryker.

      But don't y'all feel a little bit guilty about sexual a 17 year old?

    11. Bytch says – reply to this


      11

      Does it come life-sized complete with peen attachment? I'll take 5, my boyfriend can have a rest.



    12. 12

      My Perezcious will NOT be using his 3 action figures to insert into convenient orifices and that is just MEAN to say!



    13. 13

      Is it just me, or does it have really weird arms????



    14. 14

      Taylor is wayyyyyy hotter than Robert.



    15. 15

      wow so ghey does it come with ky so you can shove it up your poop chute mario?



    16. 16

      wow..i love that in real life he looks exactlyy the same :O!
      gosh..if being hot was a crime i would ARREST HIM!



    17. 17

      Does he come with little plastic steroid filled syringes so the action figure can keep that body?



    18. 18

      even though i think they are taking this Twilight stuff TOO far i have to say that at first i thought it was a photoshoot. WAAY better than the bella and edward ones (those sort of creeped me out.



    19. 19

      Perez isn't it weird drooling all over a 17 year old, when your like in your 3Os?



    20. 20

      Re: Spindoc – LOL!



    21. 21

      god those pants are just asking to be ripped of.. hanging so low.. just a feeeew more inches down.. c'mon give us a pick, dont be greedy.. a few more.. just.. i… some… OH C"MON! dont pull them up NOW!!

    22. Twime says – reply to this


      22

      Oh, I think it actually looks cool and like him… so unusual when most action figures always look awful!



    23. 23

      Nice! Where's Edward's action figure? I'll take three of those!



    24. 24

      Mario, you are a sick. dirty. pervert.



    25. 25

      It looks so much like him. Very nice!!!



    26. 26

      Does this come in life size?



    27. 27

      eerily lifelike



    28. 28

      oh my god. it looks just like him



    29. 29

      omfg where can i buy?????????

      then again, its a little gros….little girls will be playing with this! (and boys) @@!!!!



    30. 30

      OMFG, you really are a pedophile Perez. Sick bastard.

    31. dtran says – reply to this


      31

      damn that is so realistic i could almosttt lick



    32. 32

      it's just like him. Hard with only one facial expression.



    33. 33

      wow…looks life like



    34. 34

      "I'll take three"…….Perez, calm down. You can't "F" them, no matter how hot they are



    35. 35

      mmm. looks like we'll have a "grandma's boy" bathroom scene again ;)

    36. Vocem says – reply to this


      36

      OMG, that actually looks just like him. Give me one please!



    37. 37

      Re: PixieCullen – haha calm down .. take a breath



    38. 38

      Hmmm do they sell those in life size??



    39. 39

      wow thats so incredibly yummy where can I get mine?



    40. 40

      Yeah one for each hole.



    41. 41

      HAHAHAHA IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIM THAT IT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA



    42. 42

      Re: idevenn – whahaa I cant! because of this daily twilight updates i'm walking around all horned up now! damn you perez.. (i'm kiddin, i'm kiddin, please dont stop with the updates,*puppydogeyes*)



    43. 43

      Damn, it identical! The Edward and Bella ones weren't as nearly close as this one.



    44. 44

      Re: Sylvia09 – Agreeeeed !



    45. 45

      he actually looks like that which is amazing….. he is sooooo hott



    46. 46

      I thought that was really him at first.
      Then I read your little description thing.
      I'll just take the real thing.
      Perez, you can have all the action figures you want.



    47. 47

      hott! hes sooo ripped for a 17 year old, its crazy!



    48. 48

      Don't understand the big deal about this guy….he has a BIG nose!



    49. 49

      Re: Hodge Podge – You are the best! Love your comments so much!



    50. 50

      this is total bullsh*t. u dumba*ses make edward cullen dolls but jacob black action figures… really?



    51. 51

      hahahahaha it really looks like him my dad just order one for me online ill have it in 3-7 days bella and edward could use some company on that wall of mine



    52. 52

      The only Twi Doll that looks like the actor!!!!
      It's actually pretty freaking scarrry!



    53. 53

      However, i am SO going to buy that!



    54. 54

      unlike most action figures that are supposed to be a likeness to someone this one actually succeeds. has there ever been an action figure that ripped before??



    55. 55

      Jeez pervez. Now that's Gay!



    56. 56

      MNMHNH mHMH mHMHM TASTY!



    57. 57

      for once there is an action figure that actually looks like the real thing…good work!



    58. 58

      SEX SELLS, USA!!!!!!!! , but if ya normal and have a life ,, GET A PARTNER



    59. 59

      I WANT HIM, I MEAN I WANT IT!!!!!



    60. 60

      WAIT- I TAKE IT BACK!
      JUST FOUND OUT HOW YOUNG HE IS!



    61. 61

      I am not a twilight fan, but this action figure is AMAZING!
      its likeness is spot on!
      big ups to whomever designed this!



    62. 62

      wow looks just like him



    63. 63

      its unreal how much it actually looks like him, ill deffo be getting 1 haha



    64. 64

      Wonder if the doll has anything there when you pull its pants off…hmm…would that be illegal to pull the dolls pants off? …



    65. 65

      whoa that actually looks just like him…usually these things have no resemblance to the celeb



    66. 66

      omg that actually looks like him



    67. 67

      wow that the first action figure that actually looks like the person



    68. 68

      hmmmm…..hot much?!?! looks just like him!!



    69. 69

      gAY.



    70. 70

      i thought that was a picture of him from faraway! i'm not even kidding!



    71. 71

      nOTICE HOW THE NOSE IS MUCH SMALLER ..
      LOL



    72. 72

      Re: soccer mom – Thanks & best to you!



    73. 73

      omfg sexxxyyy!



    74. 74

      looks just like him..



    75. 75

      HOT!



    76. 76

      I WANT IT ! :D



    77. 77

      That's a resin sculpture, not an action figure. Apparently Perez Hilton knows nothing about art or collectibles. How much more is this faux celebrity pretending to know?



    78. 78

      Re: SeeThirty – So, sorry, oh wise one. Not everyone can afford to waste their time looking up things like this, or pouring over the picture to see what it actually is. He finds the stuff, and he posts it. Yes, he does make mistakes here and there… but he almost always posts everything first. Have you heard about this on any other major magazine website, or another celebrity blog? Didn't think so.



    79. 79

      it looks alot like him!

    80. auds says – reply to this


      80

      YUM. now i just need one of those "indian in the cupboard" type things to make it come to life!!



    81. 81

      i am gonna buy it and sleep with him on my pillow every night.



    82. 82

      woooo..his actoin figure look just like him,but edwards and bellas figurines dnt look like them



    83. 83

      Holy crap, i thought it was the real thing! Loving it… :)



    84. 84

      thats an action figure? ha ha



    85. 85

      OM-F..ING-G!!! That's all!



    86. 86

      I'd get one…and use those abs to grate cheese and slice deli meet.



    87. 87

      yummy!!((:
      haha hes sexyy



    88. 88

      OMG I want to TOUCH it. The bellybutton is gross though :-(



    89. 89

      wow great likeness!



    90. 90

      I'm buying 300
      Sexsi!!



    91. 91

      holy crap.



    92. 92

      looks just like the real taylor, YUMMM



    93. 93

      I W A N T O N E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!! i know what im asking for for xmas. darnit. i wish they had them around the time of my bday. oh well. all in good time [:



    94. 94

      it really looks like him sexy guy sexy doll



    95. 95

      I thought you were kiding about it being an action figure holy cow it looks exactly like him!!!!!



    96. 96

      that looks just like him :O



    97. 97

      SExxiii :)



    98. 98

      why are the pants on?!?!?!?!?!
      lolol



    99. 99

      zomg perfectionnnn



    100. 100

      Team Jacob Black!

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