Jon Gosselin Ca$hing In!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that along with a new publicist, Jon Gosselin has hired a very famous person to be on his team: Mike Heller.
The name might not sound familiar, but he is the mastermind behind a ton of celebrity endorsement deals and paid appearances. One of his biggest clients happens to be none other than Lindsay Lohan… daughter of Michael Lohan, recent butt buddy of Jon Gosselin.
Catch our drift?
And so now we're thinking that perhaps it was Mike Heller that spawned this new uprising of Ed Hardy clothing frequented on Jon or the Vitamin Water bottle that had conveniently placed label up in a bunch of paparazzi pictures recently.
We're convinced: Jon Gosselin is officially the new label whore, so expect him to be carrying a lot more brand-named crap around.
Hey, he's got eight kids, an ex-wife, two dogs, and two girlfriends! He's got to support that mother-load of peeps somehow!
[Image via Buzz Photos/GSI Media.]
Taylor Swift Is A Good BFF!!!
Dear Perez, on an episode of Katie and Peter it showed your apartment number and complex building.
I have a knife, and I will be there.
FIRST!!!! PEREZ SUCK MY FURRY DICK!!!!!!!!
Will KOTEX be next I hope?!!
I think you need to leave this dude alone…he's freakin 31 years old…got married at 21…he just needs to live his life for a little bit…and it seems that he's taking care of his kids just fine.
Re: HollywoodTown – Yikes. Is that supposed to be funny? Anyway, not Kotex, but Massengil would be more appropriate.
a jon gosselin endorsement will make me less likely to buy the product
HE GETS ON MY NERVES SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't use a single thing he's using.
Do people really think that by having Jon Gosselin, father of 8 and failed husband, wear Ed Hardy will attract people to the brand? Think again! Don't companies want successful people to represent them?? Jon Gosselin makes me think that drinking vitamin water will only turn me into a huge DOUCHE
Re: scrapdizzle – i couldnt agree with you more!
perez..moneys money right? your on the guy if he makes money..and youd be on him if he didnt. no one can win with you can they?
well I guess I wont be drink v water any more
Bottom line is that all 8 kids will be taken of for life. You can dump on him all he wants, but he's cashing in for his kids. Lohan is one thing, this is an entirely different situation.
with so many kids how the hell does he have the money for all this shit?
Re: xoxo_anonymous –
I think the bigger douche you are the more people want to read about you….
I rather see sexy Bam Margera or R-Patz wearing some of the Ed Hardy clothing.
And before anyone says anything about Bam, yes he is a douche but a good looking one
he's gotten so fat… icky
Never have I not wanted to buy Ed Hardy in my life as when this idiot started to wear it.
Money well spend Audi-Gay.
he is gets on my nerves
but it seems like he's happier being with hollywood fame whores than with his eight kids back in pennsylvania
Wow you screwed this story up. Jon only just met LiLo's dad. Jon has been working with the Hardy line for a few weeks now. Also the Ed Hardy line has already said they looked Jon up on Google and contacted him. Not the other way around.
Mike is teaching Jon how to whore himself and his kids out. I'd like to coin the phrase "mouseketwhore" at this time.
Used in a sentence… "Jon is going to approach Disney about mouseketwhoring out his eight kids for some dreadful parent swap movie or, perhaps a movie about In-Vitro called 'Cheaper by the petri dish'."
p.s… I'm banning v-water if this is true…
Perezers…have you even watched that show?? I loved it, because the kids were soooo cute. BUT…it was evident that they were not really getting along. Kate was pretty mean. Do you think it is OK for someone to hit their spouse on national tv…or in the privacy of their own home? I do recall you recently got bitch slapped and didn't like it very much.
It's unfortunate that he was hornswoggled into trying for "one more" after the twins…and they got six…
I do think he loves his kids. You are making him out to be this horrible person. They married young, have eight kids, and thought it would work.
I really don't think you can judge a couple when the divorce rate is 50%. When you are able to get married - when the laws change - and I hope it's soon, you will realize it's very hard…I hope you find someone and get married and live happily ever after Perez, but stastically…you'll be in the same boat as all the heteros…50% brother….
Good luck and lay off the Gosselins..
I guess I don't "get it". He's famous because he was the father of 8 children. Now he's not with the 8 children (or has significantly reduced time spent with them). What else is there about him that so fascinating? He's not overly attractive nor does he possess any great talent. He has no fashion sense, horrible taste in women, and is operating on an 18 year old's level of maturity with respect to choices of relationships including those involving his own children. He's an idiot, a sorry father, and a jerk but, if Michael Lohan can find a way to become famous and make a buck with that schtick, I am sure Jon will too. So wrong.
Who knew fat zipper heads would be in such demand with the coeds
OMG, Perez!!! I friggin knew he was hawking that awful vitamin water…he was seen so obviously holding the damn bottle in so many shots. Then again, it was hard to tell because you keep showing the same damn, old pics in your new articles! C'mon, don't deny me my Jon douche-baggery new pics! I love the stories…keep them coming!!!!!
Uhm, I dont like the douchebag either, but give me a break perez.
People wear Ed Hardy and my husband drinks vitamin water every day all day. You make no freaking sense. Seriously.
OMFG..Britney Spears must be advertising for Starbucks since shes always seen there. They prolly endorse her!
For a guy that said he didn't want attention, he sure is out there.
Re: LisaRose – I've heard Jon was approached by the makers of Valtrex. We're talking big $$$.
Did you notice how Jon is holding the bottle of Vitamin Water? No one ever carries a bottle like that. He is holding it so that the label is exposed and is easily seen by any photographers.
Hmmm… no wonder Jon is getting fat…. too much free Vitamin Water…. I'm not buying that crap!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Hey girl what are u up to tonight? I have a little peace time on my hand.
what a DOUCHE. Does he realize how pathetic he looks trying to look ten years younger than he is?
Re: Paris France – Sheba, so you like Adam Levine? I like him too, especially when he is shaved and dressed in a suit! But he is a very bad boy. He dated Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Maria Sharapova, Paris Hilton (ewww hope he used double protection), Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz, and this is just a partial list!!!
If Vitamin Water makes people look like that, I'll stick to other brands.
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Yeah, I know! Bitches! If I ever get my hands on him God help him. I think he is so handsome and I like his hair short and I like him in a suit. Very sexy! Oh, not a bad singer either.
Have all his CD's on my Ipod. Did you know that he went to school from K
through Middle with Jake G. I am not even going to try to spell his name. But, he's with Reese Witherspoon. They are very good friends. Brentwood School is where they attended. And, my sister lives in New York near Maggie who is Jakes sister and their dogs like each other. Sis is to shy to have a conversation with Maggie. I told her wait until I get there all that will change. I'll take the dog for a walk best believe we will talk. But, just about life I respect her privacy. But, back to Adam hope he did use protection. I can tell he sure loves to ball. Yeah, I said it I'm a bad girl.
Re: Paris France – Are you talking about Jake Gyllenhaal and his sister? I love Jake, and I think Reese and Jake are the most gorgeous couple in Hollywood, and I really hate people's insinuations that just because Jake starred in "Brokeback Mountain" with Heath Ledger playing a gay man, that he is gay. I can't stand these dumb people.
Tom Hanks played a very gay man with AIDS in "Philadelphia", and he danced with his gay lover and kissed him. It doesn't mean that he's gay!!!
i'd pay good money to know exactly how this dude is hung
Hey a little silent in here. Maybe I should make some noise. How about a little music. Works for me.
There's only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby, I'm a put on a show kind of girl
Don't like the back seat, gotta be first
I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same
All eyes on me in the center of the ring,
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
Show me what you can do
There's only two types of guys out there
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby, I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware
I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor,
Just like a circus
All eyes on me in the center of a ring,
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Agreed and that person was Antiono Bandaras. Oh, that is one of my fave movies. I cry everytime I see it. Tom deserved that Oscar. And Denzel is not bad either. I have Brokeback Mountain. Any time I want to see Heath I just look at it and cry too. My sister also saw Reese in New York. But, she is shy and don't have the nerve to say anything. I will not bother anyone when they are at a meal. But, when i see a chance to talk or get a picture I'm going for it. Are you a Twightler? I can't wait to see the new movie in November!!!
Re: Paris France – Sheba, yes, I am crazy about "Twilght" and most of all Rob.
That's Britney's "Just a circus". Very good lyrics.
I need to run. Have a great weekend, Sheba sweetheart!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Well girlfriend. I am getting sleeping. Dang this is how I get to sleep! Oh, well at least it works. Will you be around tomorrow? I will give you a shout out then. Meanwhile enjoy the rest of the night. MUAH!
Perez, do us all a favor and stop putting this douche bag on your site.. Trust me he is not getting prime time coverage to sell his advetising space and there is alot of it ! The guy is now famous for having to many kids and I am sure it was all a ploy just to be famous just like that Octo Whore who you is doing the same thing. Jon Gosselin is a pathetic loser who came across as a wuss on the show and now because our society craves this shit he is now famous for being a super sperm donor, Wuss of a husband, a lousy father and now a celebu whore. thanks for letting me down America
first of all, who would want that heffa to advertise any of their shit.
if anything he killed ed hardy. if it wasnt dead already..
everytime i see it now i think of him and think of how tacky and gross it is.
i was watching kendra and her bf was wearing it and i like her bf he is a cool dude but he was wearing ed hardy, and i was like OH NOOOOOO. not cuz i hate him, and even the brand in HEAVY MODERATION is tolerable, but seeing that ass wearing it EVERYDAY head to toe…well i have no patience for that shit no mo
Re: HollywoodTown – lolol
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Well someone better just tattoo Summer's Eve to his forehead and be done with it. A bigger douche there never was.
Make these people go away………….
who the fuck is this guy again? how is he special enough to be covered by so many tabloids? all he is is the suburbanite version of octomom.
This guy is an ass. Over it.
studLAYY Jonny in his Hardy's
Might as well cash in now since the 15 minutes are almost up.
meh, all celebs are label whores. not surprised.
DOUCHEBAG
He's soooo dreamy….
i used to feel so bad for him. kate would never let him talk and he always ooks like he was shy and such a nice guy. i loved that show. i just dont get it. and i dont get why we keep talking about them. its only hurting the kids.
He'll be old news soon. Just like that girl who dropped eight spawn. I can't even remember her name.
Why do u still blog About this trailerr trash family there has got to be otherr celeb drama that is more interesting to bitch about
you'd cash in as well you fat fuck, but no one will pay you to whore their product.
Jon and kate both suck donkey dick, and need to go away, but the one person who really needs to go away is you…….
Ew. I would think he would be helping out his family, reguardless of how rich they get, they're always going to have issues with 8 kids on their hands.
"Hey, he's got eight kids, an ex-wife, two dogs, and two girlfriends!" LOL. Perez you're frickin hillarious.
He has Down Syndrome.
and all on the backs of his children. gee what a guy!!!!
YOU had the vitamin water ad as background for 1 day RETARD. Jealous that they haven't paid you for any longer than that?
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with hiz old azz?
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i dont understand why all these people on here talk trash about perez, like why are you here at all? if you dont want to see what he has to say then delete your membership.
Re: HollywoodTown – WTF! HollywierdTown is a menace to society. Get the hook.and get him off the stage
This man jumped into the volcano with both eyes and legs wiiiide open, so be it!
Re: BELLABABY12 –
he is wearing that and drinking that because he wants to u moron , not because don ed hardy ask him to to make publicity for his brand
Re: government cheese –
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He's hung like an Asian - teeny peeny.
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J Ga$$ should be walking around with a box of Trojans in his back pocket.
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You know he is so totally stupid! Does this man not have a lawyer? Clearly he does not listen.
See Jon implode. Couldn't happen to a better douchebag.
Re: BELLABABY12 – I agree…. I use to LOVE Ed Hardy! Lately I'm so turned off because every time I see an Ed Hardy product I associate it with this loser.
Re: abyssopelagic – Love it! LMAO
ed hardy is soooo effing trashy!! why do people still think it's cool to wear ed hardy?
Ok, I am reading all these comments about Jon Gosselin, some people like him some people hate him. I live right down the street from them and I want to voice my opinion… I hate them both they go all over the place acting like the are F**king Ben and Angie. They did nothing but go to two, yeah I said 2, fertility doctors, not telling the other that they were getting fertility meds from another dr. They knew what they were doing, now they live off of everyone but themselves! Giant food stores gives them free food, Target gives them free supplies, and Gymborie gives them $1000 a month to buy clothing. Plus they get paid to annoy us on tv. I think the world should avoid making these stupid people who got what they deserved feel like they are special and stop giving them ratings and buying the mags with them in it. Eventually they will be old news and have to get real jobs and support the kids they made on purpose themselves!!!!!!!!!
Re: greeneyedqtypie – Sorry I meant "they are acting like they are F**king Brad and Angie!!!!!!!!!!!"
frekin media manwhore ,wat about the kids what a dickwad
i dont know why but i am on jon Gosselin side when i should be on her side (kate) cuz i feel shes the only one taking care of all their children unless of course shes never there with them.. but like i said i dont know why but im on his side
What an incredible loser this guy is.
Gross!
No. This isn't true. He is still under my control. That is an impostor in the Hamptons. Jon is tied up in the barn with the crazy cat and the dead mice. He loves me. Steve loves me. My fans adore me and will even attack parents who have lost kids to prove how much they love me!
Re: Kalon Aner – He has magic sperm.
this sucks. I used to watch the show because kate was such a biotch and jon always took it but now jon is more of a famewhore than kate…. Very Dissapointing!!!
he need to just go away and hide!
I am so tired of hearing about Kate "Hitting" him on the show. It was always done in fun, she always had a smile on her face and I recall him joking that it turned him on (ok my stomach turned at that thought) As for him bossing him around, she had to or he just stood they clueless and in his own world like a 7 year old while she tried to attend to 8 kids. Watch the whole show people not just two minutes.