Kendra Pens A Memoir
For someone who has two reality shows under her belt at 23, we hardly think there's a need to know more, but…
Former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is writing a memoir!
"I feel like the luckiest girl in the world," says Kendra. "I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and now my memoir is going to be published!"
We wonder if we'll get any deets about Hef's peen!
Come on, we're curious!!!
The upcoming gift to literature will detail the Playmate's childhood, her time at the Mansion and newlywed life with NFL player Hank Baskett.
Sounds more like an essay than a whole book!
"The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history," said those accountable for this gem, Simon Spotlight Entertainment. "Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with."
Eh, okay!
Will U read Kendra's memoir?!
[Image via WENN.]
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I wouldn't read it, but I do love her! She's too cute for her own good.. lol.. She looks so old in this pic though!
MUST HAVE TOOK HER ALL NIGHT…
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – ITS CALLED AIRBRUSHING.
probably not but I wanna hear about the dumb parts…which there should be plenty of.
oh great! more "insight" from a stupid blonde bimbo! can't wait! HA!
i love her! Maybe if someone else buys it or I can get it out of a library because I want to read it but I don't want to spend money on it
OF COURSE! Kendra is soooo cool! She's fun to watch and be around. Can't think of anything bad to say about her and wish her all the best. Hope she continues to stay positive with her laugh DESPITE living buxxkills like Perez Hilton and his rag of hate.
Re: LizardKinG – You'd think that would make her look younger though, not? I unno.. Normally, she looks young, and vibrant, and wel.. smokin hot lol.. In this, she looks kinda middle-aged.. lol
Re: LizardKinG – LOL MUST"VE TOOK HER ALL NITE!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Re: LizardKinG – Oops, lol forgot to scream FIRST lol.. Guess I"m not cool enough lol
Will I read a stripper whores memoir?
no
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – lol
No I wont read it. I do like her a lot but I think shes a bit young at 23 to write a memoir. Id say wait until shes at least 40. Then she will have something to say.
…I love deep, intellectual reads. I am finishing the Amelia Bedelia series right now!
Probably not. Love Kendra, but come on, her life has been all over tv for the past 4-5 years. Unless the book is dishing on stuff that we don't already know, I don't care.
Let's be honest, it's not like she is actually going to write it.
If the publisher made her actually write it and didn't allow for it to be edited for spelling and grammar, I'd likely try to read it just to decipher what she's trying to say. It's more than obvious having watched a bit of her on television that she's not the brightest star in the constellation.
She should model it after the children's book, "Pat The Bunny" and have a silicone page , a Hef's toupee page, etc.
Uh, no
luv her♥
A girl who decides to prostitute for 5 years is not a read that I find interesting. I'm pretty sure that she will not divulge why she joined the most famous harem in the world.
she is only 23? she looks like a 50 year old porn star in this pic…she is going to age fast….
No, no and BIG NO.
I'll read it out of curiosity.
thats gonna be a toilet reading
I will be reading it!! I adore kendra! She is so funny… even when she isn't trying to be funny I am laughing like crazy. (sometimes with her and sometimes at her)
Who CARES about this dumb skank?! But then, Lauren Conrad is on the NYT Best Sellers list…..
THIS IS WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS PEREZ, but it may be too deep for you to understand
"Sympathy "by Paul Lawrence Dunbar
I know what the caged bird feels, alas!
When the sun is bright on the upland slopes;
When the wind stirs soft through the springing grass,
And the river flows like a stream of glass;
When the first bird sings and the first bud opens,
And the faint perfume from its chalice steals–
I know what the caged bird feels!
I know why the caged bird beats its wing
Till its blood is red on the cruel bars;
For he must fly back to his perch and cling
When he fain would be on the bough a-swing;
And a pain still throbs in the old, old scars
And they pulse again with a keener sting–
I know why he beats his wing!
I know why the caged bird sings, ah me,
When his wing is bruised and his bosom sore,–
When he beats his bars and he would be free;
It is not a carol of joy or glee,
But a prayer that he sends from his heart's deep core,
But a plea, that upward to Heaven he flings–
I know why the caged bird sings
Unless there is a chapter on how to suck 80 year old cock to become something in this world with nothing more than a 4th grade education…I am NOT interested. Fucking cum dumpster!
i will. i think she's cute. she doesn't try to be anybody but herself. her laugh is awful though. lol. she's young, she has an excuse to be weird.
Aren't memoirs for people who have actually done something with their live not just making it out of the teen years? But I suppose those years she had to possibly masturbate Mr. Playboy could be a traumatic event by anyone's standards. But doubt anyone cares to read about it. How many times did you have to wash your hands after Kendra? LOL
God these people actually think they are people of substance with something to offer us mere mortals! So narcissistic!
Cool! I love pop-up books!
Re: NervousNell –
Lauren Conrad = Best seller?? Isn't that the seventh sign of the apocalypse?
Ugh she is sooo ugly and hard looking in the face.
I will definitely read it. I love these girls that write their stories of their lives… Love Tori's book and I will read Kendra's! She is so fun!
of course im reading it kendra is such a cool down to earth person and her laugh kills me its so cute
I guess all you have to do is suck a little dick in Hollywood and the you're a STAR. What the hell does this bitch have to write about? Once upon a time….. in a land called California…. I sucked some dick and now im a superstar!!! She makes me laugh yes. Talent no. Sorry girl
I would love to read the real dirt on Hef and the Playboy mansion, but I'm sure this is going to be a fluffy, spinned reflection on her experiences, not worth reading. PS, funny photo!
MEMOIRS are supposed to be a look back on the life of someone GREAT, who EVOLVED and CONTRIBUTED something in the great scheme of things. Perhaps historically, philosophically, journalistically, politically, artistically and a humanitarian.
NOT SOME DUMB BLONDE WITH AN IQ OF 50 WHO WAS EVIDENTLY BORN JUST YESTERDAY AND HAS CONTRIBUTED TO NOTHING OTHER THAN HER CUP SIZE.
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – OMG now that was funny!
DOES SHE REALLY WANT HER CHILD TO READ
THE WILD LIFE SHE LED???????
Im sorry, but she look's about in her mid to late 20's.
absolutely! i love her.
"Will U read Kendra's memoir?!" Not unless it'll be chock full of the sort of behind-the-scenes dirt that everyone would *really* want to know. Otherwise, it's just a waste of trees
read about how she sucked off an old fart and then changed his diaper? uh, no thanks. i want this dumbass skank to just go away PUH-LEEZE!!!!!!!!!11
I love her! She's funny and genuine, all the haters on here MAYBE she does have something to write about. I don't think she is a skank and the reason she became famous os because people like her and relate to her, I don't see any of the other girls doing anything besides Kendra! I probably won't buy the book but the excerpts should be interesting to read!
Re: Blk Beauty – Is she so ugly b/c she pulled a fine black man and you can't, sweetie?
Am I the only one that doesn't think she is pretty? And not only that, she is a WHORE. Who fucks a 90 year old man? AND shares their so called "boyfriend" with two other whores?? Only a gold digging SLUT. I don't care how "cute" anyone thinks she is. She is annoying and a dirty ass ho in my book. And who the fuck wants to read a book about that?
Absolutley Positvely! I love Kendra! Now do I think it will be the best piece of literature I'll ever read? No.
love her, but nope i would not read it
Absolutely not. Kendra is a moron and has no talent (her breasts are not even real, anyone could get fake breasts and then show them off in naked photos)!!
Why is stupidity idolized in our culture?? Kendra can barely put an intelligible sentence together… how is she going to write a book??
She's only 23? DAMN thought she was like 30's at least
Is she writing it herself? Did she pass grammar?
Why on earth would anybody want to read a memoir by an incredibly dumb woman with the most annoying laugh in the universe? She's not cute or funny, she's just ignorant and self-centered. I'm sure that we can all learn a lot about how to live our lives by reading a memoir "written" (ghost-written, I'm sure) by a 23-year-old airhead bimbo ho (and face reality, she's just a big ol' ho).