April Lets Loose!

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand

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Avril Lavigne was a hardcore hot mess at the VIP Room club in Saint Tropez, France on Friday morn.

Funny, when Lindsay Lohan does "hot mess," it seems so scandalous. When Avril does it, it just looks kind of lame.

Nice try!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    78 comments to “April Lets Loose!”



    1. 1

      "April" lets loose?



    2. 2

      Avril Rocks!!!



    3. 3

      So not hot..



    4. 4

      Avril really does mean April if you research the name



    5. 5

      Nice try you stupid bitch! next time try taking your top off……



    6. 6

      zupa lame indeed..



    7. 7

      Re: jessicka – #4 wow



    8. 8

      and what's so special about this?
      She wasn't partying for a long time and I bet she was working her ass off in the last monthes, so what?



    9. 9

      stupid bitch ! who cares!!!



    10. 10

      haha april



    11. 11

      …(not so) interesting. She looks great tho'.



    12. 12

      Now just light a match and throw it in her mouth - that would be more exciting too see.
      —————————————————————————
      GUMPCOMEDY.COM



    13. 13

      She just begs for attention since no one wants to buy her lame albums.
      Yuck.



    14. 14

      Looks like Avril is trying to get all of us in that dumb circle game boys play..you know, when they say stupid shit like…TWO FOR FLINCHING.



    15. 15

      Looks like Avril is trying to get all of us in that dumb circle game boys play..you know, when they say stupid shit like…TWO FOR FLINCHING and then punch you.



    16. 16

      She's a tool.



    17. 17

      lol April.
      why cant she write songs like her first album anymore?
      i miss that

    18. Brtt says – reply to this


      18

      This is typical behavior of a lot of girls her age. Not saying it's healthy, but you can find pics like this on your typical facebook page. Only Perez would make this into some kind of competition.



    19. 19

      Does she even work? And isn't she gettin a bit old to be goin out and gettin completely smashed all the time?



    20. 20

      She has become such a sell out. No wonder nobody likes her anymore.



    21. 21

      Lol I do that shit all the time, and I am not a hot mess - just having fun… you are a pile of hot mess… thats for sure.



    22. 22

      First article you call a woman a slut. Second article you describe a different woman as lame and spell her name wrong. Third article you use that fowl "potato head" description (hope you bump into Bruce Willis some night when you've both been drinking.) You are a disgusting, misogynistic asshole. You deserve to be punched again, for every one of those posts. Perez, you are a disgrace to the human race and bring shame to your family. If I had a spare shoe, I'd throw it at you.



    23. 23

      lindsay lohan is lame too actually
      .
      I used to like avril's old style but since "Girlfriend" and her new album and pink streak look came out shes such a barbie doll….so fake and gay.



    24. 24

      Re: ellalovelace – me too



    25. 25

      she never has represented our country very well
      would have LOVED to have seen a cock on that one, PH



    26. 26

      Re: ellalovelace
      For her 4th record, Avril’s back to the emo-heavy strengths of her first two albums.
      The rapping/Toni Basil affliction that plagued 2007’s The Best Damn Thing has left her system.
      ..from her last interview with EW.com



    27. 27

      Re: Killing_Time – cool. her music is good again. so she would be better than just another jism fest. Hopefully she is no longer a vegan.



    28. 28

      Re: Killing_Time
      Oh God, I hope so!!!
      I'm trying to get over Avril, but I'm not quite there yet.
      But that album could change my mind…



    29. 29

      New album november 17!!! It was recorded in Avril and deryck's home studio, tracks include "everybody hurts" "black star" and a song Avril wrote when she was 15 "darlin". Avril finally finished her album, she's been working on it since last november, so she's having some fun and letting loose.



    30. 30

      No fair, she's been practicing on horse dick for months.



    31. 31

      Here are some snippets of the entertainment weekly interview:
      Avril Lavigne didn’t mean to start recording a new album. “It just happened,” she says of the still-untitled November 17th release. “I made a record without even feeling like I made a record.”
      Sitting in a studio in Tarzana, Calif., with her feet — clad in a pair of vinyl hightops — propped up on a mixing board, the now 24 year old pop-punk princess barely looks a day older than she did when “Complicated” took the airwaves by storm in 2002. “I’m sitting on the piano writing in the foyer, and he’s in the studio, and it’s like, ‘Hey. I like that.’”
      “He” is Lavigne’s husband (and Sum 41 frontman) Deryck Whibley, who has used the couple’s home studio to produce eight of the nine tracks she’s recorded so far. “I think this is taking the spirit of what she’s done on previous records so much further,” he says. “It’s way more meaningful, has more of an impact, more emotional. It makes me feel something more than the other stuff. And I wanted to match that musically with the track.”
      Lavigne seems thrilled to have such a crack in-house production partner. “He knows me. We spend a lot of time together,” she laughs, in her habitual cackle. “And the cool thing is, if he’s recording something and I don’t like it, I can be like, ‘No, no, no, I don’t like that. More like this.’ Or I can walk in and be like, ‘Love it. Keep going.’”



    32. 32

      Both new tracks also demonstrate quite clearly that the rapping/Toni Basil affliction that plagued 2007’s The Best Damn Thing has left her system, and she’s back to the emo-heavy strengths of her first two albums. “[Best Damn Thing] was intended to be fun, to be rockin’,” she explains. “All I had in my mind was my live show, running around on stage, getting the crowd involved. This record, I just really, really wanted to sing. We started recording each song, some of them, just with acoustic guitar and the vocal and building it from there. It’s stripped down. I love performing that way, so I really felt like it was time to make a record like that. To just make it all about the vocal and the performance, and the vibe, and the emotion.”



    33. 33

      There’s more work to be done before the album release, but Lavigne doesn’t seem to be sweating it. “My new word right now is ‘balance,’” she says. “Work hard, play hard. Maybe that should be the album cover: Work Hard, Play Hard…Bitch.” With this, she cracks herself up again. “I swear to God I have not drank anything but green juice today,” she grins. “Why am I acting like this?” Part of it may be that the little sk8er girl is finally growing up, and feels comfortable — and demonstrably happy — making an album that reflects where she is in life right now. “I was always really honest in my lyrics,” she says, “I think more so when I was younger, and now it’s kind of come back to that. Just like, you know what? I’m not trying to write a perfect pop song. I’m just trying to write a song that’s honest right now, even if something sounds weird or a lyric might not make sense to someone.



    34. 34

      “I’m turning 25 this year. 25, but not 35!  Half of me is really older-acting and the other half is a young spirit. When I’m reallyold, I think I’ll be crazy, and have a young spirit and be fun. But yeah. I am an adult. But sometimes I still feel like I’m 19.” She guffaws again. “Sometimes I still dresslike I’m 19. I don’t think I’ll ever be super mad sophisticated. I think I’ll always be like this.”

    35. ccmon says – reply to this


      35

      When ph was at a party like this he got boom boom powed.



    36. 36

      Chug! Chug! Chug! She's a hot chick, if she was a guy you'll be all yummy yummy and shit.



    37. 37

      Poser.



    38. 38

      Re: zach swan – Zach, I totally agree with you. Every woman Perez comments on is a slut or a whore, he's a total misogynist.



    39. 39

      She's got buttery looking teeth. Can't she afford a tooth brush?



    40. 40

      Re: Tara21 – Hey girl, I am 25 too and I think it is pretty rediculous to get shit faced everytime I go out. I don't know I have just grown out of that stage and a simple Alcohol buzz is good enough for me. Getting shit faced is for people in their early 20's who have no experience in drinking and arn't really mature enough to know when to quit. I also have a child so that could be a factor in thing's as well. I prefer more laid back thing's these day's like Jazz and contemporary club's. I feel more mature now. You got to be careful b/c life will go so fast and one day you will wake up at 50 STILL gettin shit faced and make a REAL complete fool out of yourself.



    41. 41

      she's gross. and lame. and desperate.



    42. 42

      Re: GumpComedy – YEssssssssss I concur!



    43. 43

      ok seriously what is with this girl, first she is a punk chick , then turns into some kind of fucking barbie , she needs help , she is such a loser someone send her back to whatever hole she crawled out of, before i puke ,she is absolutley disgusting



    44. 44

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi, It's very rarely Avril gets drunk as its usually always on a special occasion example here after spending months writing/recording. She has a good head on her shoulders and is very grounded to family and friends. You might have left that phase as most likely having a child does have a effect/responsibility but everyone is different, she's still young, guys do the same thing and it's part of the "bad boy" image, when a girl does it she's a alcoholic.



    45. 45


    46. 46

      So sick of this chick!



    47. 47

      April lets loose? CLose, but no banana.
      Seriously, she is tame compared to most hollywood kids, and she isn't that old, let her have fun before its too late, at least she keeps it under control and works hard too. And i'm not just saying that because i've got a lesbian crush on her (one of many) But wht did she ever do to you Mario? You just start pickin' on her for no reason at all when she did nothing to you, she may be a bit brash but notice how she never starts a fight? Somebody else always does? Leave her be.



    48. 48

      Avril Is Amazing Even Though She Is A Hot Mess



    49. 49

      Re: AudreyArellano – #39 no!



    50. 50

      poser bitch



    51. 51

      Re: StellaChanel – LOL PEREZ IS SO STUPID



    52. 52

      MY god what a slow news day, if you hate her so much why even put her up here



    53. 53

      she is just having fun and partying
      and she can do that now because she is young and not a mother yet so let her be it is only after she has a couple of kids then it would not be acceptable



    54. 54

      Lame and pathetic. She couldn't even be Lindsay's used coke cans.



    55. 55

      I DONT CARE FOR AVRIL ..BUT I DO HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.. AVRIL WAS DOING THIS WHILE LINDSAY WAS STILL DOING STUFF FOR DISNEY** .AND REALLY PEREZ?..YOU THINK SHES GONNA GO TO FRANCE AND THINK "IM GONNA TRY AND BE LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN "?? HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK THATS JUST HOW SHE IS! YOU THINK ANY HOT MESS IS COPYING LINDSAY?? WOW YOUR FUCKING STUPID!!!!! YOU UGLY FAT PIG



    56. 56

      Why can't she drink from a glass like a normal person? Or dress like a normal person? She is not a poor, trashy 17 year-old on her first Ibiza holiday with her school friends, she's 25. She's been around professional adults for years, you'd think she'd pick up some manners



    57. 57

      Re: Tara21 – unless you know what relly goes on. You can not tell what is really going on. She could rarely get plastered like you said or she can be like this on a regular basis. my guess is aother publicity stunt.

      Hell this could be a Dean Martin routine. But instead of drinking apple juice and saying it's whiskey. this could be vegatble juice and saying it's tequila.
      But what do i know. I'm just sum dum fuk.

    58. Jai says – reply to this


      58

      She's a talentless twat….I can't wait until she fades into obscurity.



    59. 59

      Avril being a hot mess is like Perez being hot.



    60. 60

      Must be a very slow news day huh Perez? We need a celebrity arrest or another death to keep us entertained.
      MAYBE TOM CRUISE'S EX-GAY -LOVER (OR CURRENT ) WILL COME THROUGH AND TELL ALL…

      YAY!!!I hope so.



    61. 61

      haha yeah, not hot.



    62. 62

      Perez with all the bad comments you make about people its no wonder you got punched in the face.. Its probably just a matter a time you get it again and you will cry like a little baby that you are .. Leave her alone if you dont like her.. Didnt you Mom teach you if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all.



    63. 63

      I guess now nobody can go partying after months and months of work!
      Find new things to bitch about mario- go fuck luigi some more



    64. 64

      I thought Avril was cool when she first emerged on the scene. She imitated Alanis Morisette with her crescendos, but it worked. Then she came out with that "Girlfriend" song and lost all credibility. I mean, it was so not punk. The big bleachy blond extensions and the whole shabang. She just lost me. Anyway, where is that Derick, Sum 41, husband of hers. Shouldn't he be looking after her?



    65. 65

      Re: kumbyah – I know, I heard her and Derick's marriage was a bit rocky. Hmm wonder why?



    66. 66

      Please, it was so nice not hearing or seeing her for the last few months. Go back into hiding with your troll of a husband.



    67. 67

      Yayyy she's a girl that don't party too much and when she does it she do it HARDCORE and that's totally great this was actually during July 23 (the day of my B-Day) I was actually sooo drunk tooo

      I LOVE AVRIL!!! and I can wait for her comeback
      ohh and dear perez it's AVRIL not April pleaseeeee lear how to write idiot.



    68. 68

      Hey, to everyone, is it just me or is she a has been? I haven't really heard much from her…I know "Girlfriend" and "Hot" were kinda hits, but it seems like she's losing steam…



    69. 69

      hahahahaahhaah



    70. 70

      Re: Tara21 – Wow! Thanks Tara…Good research. Avril has the same birth date as I and she is also a fellow Canadian. Nice girl. Likes to party… like a true Libra. Haha



    71. 71

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Really? Damn…they've only been married for about two years, right?



    72. 72

      Avril does rock. She's my favorite Celebrity! BY FAR!!!!!!



    73. 73

      Who actually cares about Lindsay Lohan? She fucked herself up. It looks stupid when Lindsay does it too.



    74. 74

      Ewww, are you serious!?!?! This bitch?!?! Puh-leaze!!! She's not only a nobody that nobody cares about, but she's still a baby! Ew.



    75. 75

      is april a typo or do you really mean avril??? lol
      i think avril roxxxx!



    76. 76

      TRAGIC.



    77. 77

      Is it a good thing to be a 'hot mess'? I mean in this case looking like shit is human right? Isn't a good thing she's not awesome at being wasted and looking good like Lindsay?



    78. 78

      Very Impressive, Perez. You can translate French into English. Only problem, IT'S A PSYDONYM!