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So You Think You Can Dance, Katie? Everybody Else Doesn't Agree.

Filed under: Katie Holmes

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As we expected, Katie Holmes is having her toe-tapping ass handed back to her in the aftermath of her redunkoulously bad performance on So You Think Can Dance.

Just because you think you can does not mean you should!

Fans all over the Web are throwing down a lot of trash talk towards Mrs. Tom Cruise and even the celebs are getting in on the hate. Shanna Moakler wrote on her Twitter: "I am fuckin INSULTED, Katie Holmes how dare you! I didn't just grow up on musicals, I lived and breathed them, Oklahoma, Easter Parade, Family Band, don't touch my legends! ur not worthy."

Ouch. True, but still ouch.

Katie does have some friends in her corner who are defending her act. Of course, they all happen to be apart of the same cause Holmes claimed to be dancing for. Like Carrie Ann Inaba, who has co-founded the Dizzy Feet Foundation with Katie said in an interview: "She went out there on a show that features some of the most incredible dancers we have in America, and she went out there to show her support for Dizzy Feet Foundation and her love of dancing. And I think that's completely courageous."

You should also say that to every freak and fool who parades on the stage in front of the judges during the initial auditions. We guarantee, if she was a nobody, you'd be singing a very different little tune.

We stick with the majority on this one : IT BLEW!

P.S. If you haven't seen it yet, CLICK HERE to watch Katie's performance on So You Think You Can Dance?

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141 comments to “So You Think You Can Dance, Katie? Everybody Else Doesn't Agree.”

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  1. lnp87 says – reply to this


    1

    Don't be such a big bully Perez, fod goodness sake. She's not a professional dancer, dancing is just something that she loves to do. Let her do that and get a bit of happiness from it. Isn't that what the song was all about?



  2. 2

    It WAS horrible!! All she did was shake her hips and randomly kick around. It was Awful!! Especially since I love Summer Stock (the movie Judy Garland performs the song Katie danced to), I found it especially atrocious!!



  3. 3

    Perez you ratbastard!!



  4. 4

    Perez, you are crazy.
    She didn't suck.
    Why the hate?



  5. 5

    She CAN dance! I would like to see you do what she did!! I think she did a great job and it was TRIBUTE…it's not like she was supposed to do some hardcore Ballet or tap dancing or crumping or whatever the hell would impress you. It's Judy Garland for goodness sake! :P



  6. 6

    Considering it was for a good cause and she isn't a professional I applaud her. Maybe you are a bit jealous you aren't the one on Dancing with the Stars Perez?



  7. 7

    By the way Perez, a lot of people really liked her act! :)
    You are making a big thing out of it, but everyone understands what she was doing there.
    Plus, she's cute as a button and she got the groove.

    We are not buying your shit towards Holmes.



  8. 8

    Maybe it would have been more well received if she hadn't looked so cocky at the beginning. Maybe others built it up to be more than she anticipated. Who knows. Didn't suck but wasn't at all what I was expecting. Especially the lip syncing.



  9. 9

    =
    WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL…MEDIOCRE SIGING AND DANCING…SO WHAT?!?!
    IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WON DANCING WITH THE STARS OR SOMETHING
    SHE IS JUST LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FUN AWAY FROM THE SCI-FREAK COMPOUND
    GIVE HER A BREAK!!! IT'S LIKE SCOFFING AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS…THEY WANNA PLAY TOO!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT STAR ATHLETES DOESN'T MEAN THEY SHOULD SIT ON THEIR ASSES…
    SO, KATIE IS TRAPPED IN A CULT, HER CAREER IS OVER, IF SHE WANTS TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN AWAY FROM THE PRISON AND GIVE MONEY TO CHARITY…LET HER!!!
    -
    -



  10. 10

    After reading your description I was expecting a Britney Spears circa. MTV awards performance….but it really wasn't that bad. Her singing was nice, too. I don't get all the bashing.



  11. 11

    How about those videos of fat Perez Hilton dancing with his dog ? They are gorgeous ! LOL



  12. 12

    Oh yeah, and Shanna Moakler is a whore…wish she would crawl back from under the rock that she came from!



  13. 13

    Her performance blew big chunks!



  14. 14

    It looked to me more like a performance rather than a complicated dance piece. It wasn't horrible, but she is obviously not the same caliber of dancer that people see on that show. She did a fun number…no need to demolish her for it. God sakes!



  15. 15

    Shanna is such a class act.



  16. 16

    I agree with many of you that it was nice she did it for charity. I think that maybe it would have been better if she hadn't done a Judy Garland tribute though. Leave that to a professional. Judy Garland was a legend. It would be like if some mediocre "entertainer" did a Michael Jackson tribute. Everyone would have a field day. She should have done something else. Oh… and I am DEVASTATED that Jason got voted off. He was my favorite! He had it all… Looks, talent, and personality. He should have stayed on. =(

  17. kis95 says – reply to this


    17

    Well, if Shanna Moakler said it was bad, than it must be true. . Please. Who gives a shit what Shanna Moakler thinks? And why does she think she owns musicals? Is she offended every time someone does a tribute to a particular musical? What a bitch. A classless, skanky bitch.



  18. 18

    So the only celebrity you could quote Is Shana Moakler lol, if your gonna try and stir shit try finding a real celebrity not some fake fame whore, who's only paycheck comes from her ex-husband lol. Hate hate hate, thats all you are Perez, Full of hate, so thats what you get back from 95% of the people who visit this site. I cant wait for your court case to get thrown out and we get tosee your stupid reaction video. Are you gonna Cry like a spoiled 3 year old girl?



  19. 19

    I don't understand what the problem is? I haven't seen the musical and nor am I a big Katie fan but jings, wasn't she just having fun and doing it for a good cause? I was entertained and I think thats what it should be about - not creating a step perfect rendition of something that professional dancers do…

    I was looking for something about that Shanna woman… and I found her signing off paragraph in an interview quite good:

    "and perez hilton…go fuck yourself. i guess making fun of everyone in times of trouble shows exaclty the caliber of your class. but look who you named yourself after. maybe i just dont get the "jokes". but its a form of entertainment ill pass on".

    Ouch. True, but still ouch



  20. 20

    Pathetic, really.



  21. 21

    1st of all, she was doing it for a charity. yes, she is not a great dancer-maybe showing on the 100th show of 'so you think you can dance' might not have been a great idea, BUT, IT WAS FOR CHARITY. NOW as for that idiot 'friend' of yours, shanna what's her name, who the hell does she think she is and why does anyone bother quoting her? she is less famous then you. matter of fact, WHAT DOES SHE DO OTHER THAN TRY TO START FIGHTS????? MORON



  22. 22

    It wasn't that bad. It was for a good cause. What the hell has Shanna done lately? Besides bitch and talk pageant crap?



  23. 23

    hahahahhah im so glad her dance was such shit!



  24. 24

    I mean it was good…………but I wouldn't exactly call it DANCING!!!
    I don't watch dancing with the stars BUT I can say I'v seen a few mins of it and Katie doesn't even do HALF the shit the other people do.
    She's just a pretty face!!!



  25. 25

    This is the only place that I'm hearing negative comments about it, I watched ET and everyone from SYTYCD and ET seemed to love it.



  26. 26

    She wasn't embarassingly bad. She wasn't overwhelming good. I don't think she should get ripped apart, I don't think she should get highly praised. How is that for walking the middle line? People wanted to see Katie Holmes sing and dance, they weren't expecting a highly trained dancer/singer. Now, we have seen Katie Holmes sing and dance…its not necessary for it to happen again!!



  27. 27

    She is not a contestant on the show, and is therefor not competing you ape face. Second, she is doing this for a good cause, I thought her singing was pretty good.



  28. 28

    Its quite simple katie is doing this for charity and showing us what a child with restricted movement can do through the medium of dance



  29. 29

    I'd like to see your fat ass give it a try.



  30. 30

    I thought her performance was Super!!

    Bravo Katie!!



  31. 31

    I think it was fine. She's not a professional. That's the point of the show. Sounds like you and Shanna are bitter and jealous because you weren't asked. You are in the minorty here.



  32. 32

    It's not even about how bad her performance was. It's that everyone was promoting it as Katie Holmes live on SYTYCD dancing AND singing. But then she didn't even sing OR dance! She lip-synced (badly) and walked around. She looked pretty… at least she had that going for her!
    Like oh hurray… a prerecorded tape of a celebrity parading around. I wanted to see her LIVE there, performing. Now THAT would have made a statement for their Dizzy Feet Foundation.



  33. 33

    Unless you're Lady Kaka, Perez will hate on you. Basically he says mean things about everyone except for his Lady Kaka.

    No wonder he got punched in the face. Karma is a bitch….next time he's going to get run over by a car or something….



  34. 34

    Dizzy Feet is such an important charity when people have cancer, are homeless & hungry. Katie, Nigel and all the rest are bullshit! Maybe Katie should not have "danced" but done something that called for less skill - like shoot ping pong balls from her cooch.



  35. 35

    Forget the dancing, what about her HORRIBLE singing??!! Oh, and Shanna Moakler is a twat.



  36. 36

    There is something SO annoying about this Katie Holmes. She got even more corrupted by Tom. A mother of a toddler should NOT be kicking her leg up in the air to reveal her crotch n shit, wearing something that barely hides her shameless ass. What kind of example is that??



  37. 37

    IT was crazy bad. She didn't dance she walked. Yes, she is a star and not a dancer but the people on dancing with the stars at least make an effort. Gimme a break!!!



  38. 38

    There is something seriously wrong with you Perez. She sang BEAUTIFULLY. I had no idea she had such a lovely singing voice. The dance wasn't very challenging, but she looked great. I believe it was for a charity that she works for. I would love to hear her sing again. Why do you hate some people so much? She seems like a perfectly lovely woman who has more talent in her little finger than you have in your entire body.



  39. 39

    Re: goodya – Lol..that has always been my phrase for Katie Holmes.."cute as a button" That movie wherein she played the president's daughter was the first thing I ever saw her in, and I kept telling my kids she was "cute as a button"! Ha!



  40. 40

    Shanna Moakler should sit her ugly old hasnt been relevant in years ass down and shut the fuck up.



  41. 41

    I thought she did well on Eli Stone, but the choreography for SYTYCD was awful. She had no direction.



  42. 42

    I thought it wasn't bad at all. STFU Perez, you would have done way worse.



  43. 43

    She danced well and looked really fit. Pretty legs, beautiful face - classey.



  44. 44

    I thought it was really fun and great!!



  45. 45

    I agree with the folks who say it wasn't bad.

    The problem is that they promoted it for weeks in advance, using words like "show-stopping" and "Oscar-worthy."

    Since Katie is not a professional singer or dancer who is mediocre at best, this build-up was completely ridiculous and inappropriate. Of course there's going to be a backlash!



  46. 46

    I thought it was a tribute…for a charity, and everybody wants to rip her performance apart…a tribute performance??? I wouldn't have the guts to put myself out there like she did. What is wrong with people? You give props to Brittany Spears, a complete fucked up lip syncing mess, and you can't say anything nice about Katie Holmes…a wholesome and together person. The only thing she did "wrong" was marry Tom Cruise. And Shanna Moakler….that woman is such a disgusting twat, I really don't give a damn what she thinks or "tweets", she is a fucking loser.



  47. 47

    That was WAY more animated than anything Britney has done the past 5 years! If you give kudos to that lazy, sleep walking performer, you got to give it to Katie. I don't think it was mind blowing, of course, but it wasn't that bad. Her voice was pre-recorded, but it sounded pretty good.



  48. 48

    ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    shez haz aged beyond
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    60 yrz…juzt sick, what she
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    did 2/herzelf over MONEY…GROZZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



  49. 49

    You need an editor: "Everyone else doesn't agree" sounds like English wasn't your first language.



  50. 50

    again who the fuck cares about Skankler Moakler



  51. 51

    TV shows don't care whether what they are hyping ends up being good or not. They only care if you tune in. Once you are on the channel and they get their numbers they don't care if you liked what you saw. You watched!! The only reason they want you to watch is so you see the commercials. The only reason anyone does anything is to try to get your money or the advertisers' money. TV shows only exist if they can sell commercial time to advertisers. That is the ONLY reason. $$$$$



  52. 52

    Her voice wasn't terrible. As far as dancing…not so much.



  53. 53

    shana moakler…a true patron of the arts!



  54. 54

    A bit harsh, don't you think?



  55. 55

    That was NOT dancing. That was a joke! The poor thing will do anything to get away from her crazy ass husband!!!!!



  56. 56

    she wasnt that bad, shanna moakler is such a bitch.



  57. 57

    One of the side effects of the Scientology Reprodcution Chamber is "tingley poot". Hard to dance with that going on.



  58. 58

    Way harsh Mr. Hilton. She's done a good, charitable thing and all you can do is slag her off. It kind of reminds me of your issues with Vanessa Hudgens… Do you have an unrequited crush on Tom Cruise too? Get over yourself



  59. 59

    It wasn't so bad. Of course she can't compare to the legendary Judy Garland. When Judy Garland danced and sang this song, the whole world held their breath. Who can compare to Judy Garland? No one.
    But Katie did it for charity, for goodness sake. She was just trying to contribute to a good cause.



  60. 60

    Let's see…I do think she has a good voice. I don't think she did much dancing, but I'm not sure that is really her fault since she didn't choreograph it. I wish it had been performed live. It just seemed like a rehearsal since it was pre-recorded. Really…the reason why she did this was to draw attention to a children's program, so why is there such backlash? My goodness, it's not like she she was just randomly performing or something.



  61. 61

    For those who think that Katie did a good job, I want to make a point.

    Katie ALLEGEDLY made the appearance as a charity promotion. However, the way her performance was over-hyped for weeks in advance, this seems more like a vanity piece.

    Since she can't go on TV and say "Look at me! Look at me!", the idea of her doing a charity performance is used. It is mentioned REPEATEDLY that she is donating her fee to Dizzy Feet. It is mentioned way more times than would be necessary if she was truly doing something altruistic.

    People who do things for charity don't need to make such a fuss about themselves. She was clearly promoting HERSELF and pretending it was for charity.



  62. 62

    Did anyone realize that she did this for charity and its dose not matter if she can dance or sing she did this to make money for unprivileged children that cant afford to attend dance classes and music school so i give her two thumbs up for her charity work . keep up the good work girl sexy legs !!



  63. 63

    i say the hell with Judy Garland i don't see her up doing this for charity helping kids out that need help achieving their goal and cant because they dont have the money to do it .



  64. 64

    Mario and Shana Moakler, ready to crucify anyone they don't like. Moakler is nothing but a hypocritical, over the hill, skaggy assed piece of shit. Someone needs to puncn the kunt in her over inflated mouth. Why you quote and support that whore is beyond me. Heaven forbid someone have the guts to do they've never done before. Maybe if Moakler ever said no to giving anyone a blow job, she'd know what it is like. Mario too for that matter.



  65. 65

    Re: gossipgirly28 – umm Judy Garland has been dead for 40 years genius



  66. 66

    The dancing boys in suits were cute and entertaining! Katie wasn't great but at least it was for charity so good for her. I think Nigel Lithgoe overhyped her appearance.



  67. 67

    Perez…Tom Cruise is gonna pop you in the eye.



  68. 68

    You're the one who likes Gaga, so I wouldn't be talking.

  69. n. says – reply to this


    69

    Shanna Moakler is just a hater and the embodiment of negativity. Katie did great.

  70. cessy says – reply to this


    70

    she didnt suck asshole. i dare you to dance you fat shit

  71. StayC says – reply to this


    71

    TERRIBLE! she "loves to dance and sing"… since when?! who knew?! She could've performed in a different venue where a whole bunch of people who loved to dance (but couldn't) performed to show support for her foundation… why did she do it on national t.v. with such talented DANCERS?!



  72. 72

    Hey Shanna, you bitchface, how dare you go on Dancing with the Stars with your fat ass, horrible makeup & hair. Keep your mouth shut & take care of your kids.

  73. crt45 says – reply to this


    73

    i don't mind her being tom cruise's beard, but she has NO talent! her dancing looked like her feet hurt and was slow and heavy; her singing - she would have been better off not pre-recording it and just sounding out of breath. Also, had they announced it was a tape performance, people wouldn't have felt so cheated.



  74. 74

    She looked awesome. She had a sensuality I did not know she possessed! Wow!



  75. 75

    Do all media outlets conspire to bring certain people down - no matter if they are good or bad? Honestly you are like a pack of hounds..do you meet weekly to decide who you should bring down on any particular week?

    Katie did well in this performance. I thought she was great. That old slapper shanna mokala or whatever she's called needs to STFU.



  76. 76

    My 65 year old mom could have done just as well. It was pandering. After all the build-up she should have really put on a show. Also, what is the deallio with her tree trunk legs? She isn't fat and the rest of her body looks normal. Those legs, gee, they're disproportional to say the least.



  77. 77

    She was better than Perez when he danced to Beyonce's Single Ladies.



  78. 78

    Your with the majority? what majority Perez? She did an excellent job for someone who isn't a seasoned singer and dancer. Critiquing someones performance for charity is just cheap. She looked gorgeous … I'd kill for those legs!! As for Shanna M being 'offended'… she's a aging beauty queen… what has she ever done that is so noteworthy that allows her to critique others? I'd like to see Perez and Shanna get up on stage and do a better job for charity!! Maybe a Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers number for charity?? …then we could all have a real laugh!



  79. 79

    Perez! I totally agree!!!!! Better entertainment would have been better if she shaved her head!



  80. 80

    yet again, spewing unreasonable hate and missing the point completely

    if you aren't a teenage boy or lady gaga or someone safe like brangelina the chances of perez liking anything you do is .0001%



  81. 81

    i loved her performance! :)

  82. wtvz says – reply to this


    82

    shut up perez I thought her talent was shopping with her little asian baby atleats she TRYING to do something for her career

  83. wtvz says – reply to this


    83

    shut up perez I thought her talent was shopping with her little asian baby atleats shes TRYING to do something for her career



  84. 84

    still love katie but that shit was wack

  85. N@T says – reply to this


    85

    Since when so you think u can dance is a musical?? its a lame reality show with hasbeen celebrities, plz!! LOL!! it would have been completely different if she would have messed up in a play or something worth it.



  86. 86

    umm ya it wasn't that great…BUT who the fuck is shanna moakler to say????? lmao she's nothing but talentless white trash, if your gonna find someone to bash katie holmes atleast find a real celebrity



  87. 87

    WTF she was promoting a charity ppl….she could have gone out and done the duck dance…the fact remains that she wanted attention brought to the cause and she did…get over the immature high school crap ppl…



  88. 88

    REGARDING KATIE HOLMES - E FOR EFFORT.
    .
    REGARDING SHANNA MOAKLER - REMIND ME AGAIN WHO THIS TRASHBAG IS?!?!? SHE WAS A RUNNER-UP (LOSER) AT MISS USA LIKE 10 YEARS AGO!!
    .
    !!!!!THAT'S IT!!!!!
    .
    SINCE THEN SHE HAS MADE A CAREER OUT OF BEING A CUM DUMPSTER!!
    .
    OH YEAH… AND SHE GOT HER TEETH KNOCKED OUT BY PARIS HERPES HILTON IN A BAR CATFIGHT! KLASSY



  89. 89

    she looks so bad, i liked her per tom cruise



  90. 90

    Oh get over yourself. She looked beautiful and it was not horrible.



  91. 91

    Who cares.



  92. 92

    You have the nerve to quote Shanna Moakler as if she were an expert on anything other than being a skank.



  93. 93

    You guys are being way too hard on her. That was a decent performance considering the fact that she's not an amazing dancer or singer. I don't think she was trying to do anything except promote the charity and maybe her love of broadway. Why judge her so harshly? Her singing is just as good as Britney's, and considering she was dancing at the same time i'm semi-impressed. Chill out, everyone.



  94. 94

    Just like if you weren't a semi-famous gossip whore, you wouldn't have been a judge for the Miss America pageant, so you might want to consider that stating the obvious just to be mean is a big fat waste of time….like…..well, YOU. Never mind, carry on, Thunder Chunky!

  95. ans! says – reply to this


    95

    Awww lay off!!! It was for a good cause!!! Kudos to her for doing something she loves.



  96. 96

    Stop it!! She was joey potter. The girl next door. She doesnt do hard partying like lohan and she isnt insane like Barton or Britney. Do not pick on her anymore. Its just hurtful not amusing.



  97. 97

    that was the worst crooked faced, tree-trunk legged, no dance talent bullshit i've ever seen! who the hell thought she should go on a dance show and insult them like that? what a joke!



  98. 98

    Get over yourself Perez! She did something outside of her comfort zone to aid a good cause. She should be applauded even if her dancing skills aren't at professional standard - and I'm pretty sure she hasn't claimed otherwise. And at least she has one talent, which is far more than Pigboy Perez does!



  99. 99

    Sure it wasn't the greatest or amazing thing ever but why be so hard on her? She's really new at dancing and with time and more practice she'll be amazing. Those dancers that are in the top 20 had some sort of background before hand so yeah. I think she did good for someone who's just starting out.



  100. 100

    Listen, I am by no means a Katie Holmes fan, and I believe she has lost part of her soul, but it honestly was not bad. She isn't Judy Garland, she isn't even a professional dancer/singer…but I think it was a respectable performance. If you're going to criticize it, at least provide some valuable criticism.

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