This Is Not A Joke

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Carrie Prejean singing (above)!

We just barfed our very yummy yet healthy breakfast.

Thanks, bitch!

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm / Email this »

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odile says – reply to this

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fuck herrrrrrrr
applegreenalicious says – reply to this

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wow that is rather bad
kittykat3544 says – reply to this

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O.M.G. Tell me singing wasn't her talent in the competition. Ugh.
Oh Resist Her says – reply to this

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God as soon as she opened her mouth I wanted to punch her in the larynx so she could never speak or sing again. What the fuck?!
Semantics says – reply to this

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Yikes.

Don't quit your day job, Carrie, you know the one where you get paid for being the face of bigotry, hatred, and discrimination?
serendipity4 says – reply to this

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EW EW EW EW EW EW EW vomit
thechenzoe says – reply to this

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BAHAAAAHAHAAAA!
hella bad
heyitsrachel says – reply to this

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oh, that's terrible.
pradagirl7 says – reply to this

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She's an average karaoke singer but still a loser. Why was she even there anyway?
StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn says – reply to this

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What is the guy in the back yelling at 0:24? "Make it stop"?
EmmaBear says – reply to this

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Awful
anyyyyaa says – reply to this

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lol what is that guy yelling at her
attention whore was obviously content with the little attention she did get
mlewrenn says – reply to this

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Well… at least she… er… looked cute?
Crazy Cooter says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH, i was expecting her to like rock out like HAYY but homegirl sung busted
Hodge Podge says – reply to this

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My Perezcious's healthy and yummy breakfast was NOT an entire box of Froot Loops swimming in a vat of homogenized milk!
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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I don't call six pancakes with butter and heavy syrup, bacon and eggs and citrus punch very healthy. It might be yummy, but far from healthy, beeyotch.
misstam says – reply to this

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Hhahhhahaah she is stands like a beauty queen

does she actually think shes a good singer? lol why is she singing
Love_is_forever says – reply to this

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Omg, that girl can`t sing
epic says – reply to this

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will you ever grow up?
you did nothing else than her to gain fame - but at least she was honest.
gossipismymiddlename96 says – reply to this

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That was horrible
Perez is a douchebag says – reply to this

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Maybe you should try putting her on your new label perez. xD
TatiNicole says – reply to this

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SOMEBODY IS TONE DEAF! please never let her sing again in public!
TatiNicole says – reply to this

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by the way shouldn't he have said FORMER Miss California HA
tamzin says – reply to this

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stupid bitch. eat a sandwich and then get your vocal chords removed. and don't come back to my home town, ever, please.
Take your pants off says – reply to this

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Beauty Queens should be seen and not heard.
Bytch says – reply to this

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Everyone's cheering. Its so bad its good. Eat it, Perez, you can't hurt this girl, because you just make yourself look stupid everytime you try.
mybamamysavior says – reply to this

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lets hear you sing fatboy
Fatty McGee says – reply to this

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HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED! Perez you disgust me!! It is so obvious that this poor mentally delayed individual is having a difficult time being on her own after her handler leaves her alone. We should be heaping praise on her for simply trying!!!
aposseadesse says – reply to this

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yah…it was a joke….
Iconic_Stunner says – reply to this

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Yuck. Tell this cow to get a job at FOX news. She has all the credentials - blonde and devoid of a soul or a personality.
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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lol nobody was clapping when she was introduced.. whahaha burn…
and did I actually hear someone yell: make it stop! every now and then? double burn whaha
sherlock2g says – reply to this

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I love the boos and you suck in the background. That made the video enjoyable.
ashywashy says – reply to this

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Re: StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn –

haha you can see him saying it his in the bottom left corner.
horsegirl says – reply to this

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yea not good at all i love how it sounds like some people were booing her why would she do something like that when she knows that she can not sing???
wiebeski says – reply to this

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She may be a dim-witted bitch, but her singing wasn't THAT bad. You lathered the praise on 'lil Kim singing with Cindy Lauper, and she sounded way worse.
stephiep says – reply to this

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BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sistah Mary says – reply to this

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She sucks, but I still like her better than you…
monicabitch says – reply to this

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she suckssss soooooo bad
Perez is a wanker. says – reply to this

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Re: JoJoStar – You forgot the pork sausages swimming in that maple syrup! hahaha
Porkez loves sausages! He swallows them whole!
latina-sh says – reply to this

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hmmmm no!
dont think so! but it is funny how people can make a fool of themselves in public…
dirtyfinger says – reply to this

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Re: TatiNicole – I couldn't understand anything he said and couldn't even tell what song she was singing…
tron says – reply to this

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She sings really bad but PEREZ!!

STOP WOMAN HATING!!!
STOP WOMAN HATING!!!
STOP WOMAN HATING!!!
STOP WOMAN HATING!!!
STOP WOMAN HATING!!!
STOP WOMAN HATING!!!

U FUCKING MISOGYNISTIC PIG!!!!!!!!!
xX LO! Xx says – reply to this

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heard way worse. everytime u make fun of her u just look more ridiculous
Plinkie9 says – reply to this

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I thought she sounded great. A million times better than Blahblah.
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Just because she has a different opinion than you, you are going to continue to bash her? Does she bash you over and over because of your opinion? No. In fact, people that do not agree with you are considered homophobic. Fat ass hHypocrite.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Not going to listen. Just had a great Thai food lunch with the family and want to savor the experience!
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Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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I would like to puke on her "Biblicly Correct" head!
HoneyJade says – reply to this

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About as bad as Katie Holmes singing/dancing
sniffmydog. says – reply to this

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lol-cat.
BooBoo99 says – reply to this

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Yikes! She seems like one of those "talented" kids whose Mommy told her she was good her whole life. Now she is realising that she has been lied to. Quit while you're ahead sweetie. Just sit there and smile. That's about all you are good for.
Intheory says – reply to this

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Mario, you yet again show us what a disgusting human being you are.
This is why the world thought you had the smack down coming. You just keep showing us how right we were.
Glittercat says – reply to this

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OMG, check it out. I think she's getting saddle bags. That dress was the WRONG thing for her to wear. Somebody needs to tell her.
Carol Quits! says – reply to this

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Re: wiebeski – haha that's how pervez operates..doesn't matter how good or bad someone is at what they do as long as they kiss his hippo-eating ass or they're a "gay icon" he'll dole out the praise and if their opinion differs he'll insult them till the cows (or his mom) come home..
wakamole says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa…
chitown64 says – reply to this

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holy christ that was bad
Wuffeh says – reply to this

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So she's not only ugly and fake, she's tone deaf too.
clamalicious says – reply to this

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I'm glad I was not in Del Mar that day.
fuc1111111 says – reply to this

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TRY NEXT TIME WITH YOUR TOP OFF! AT LEASE IT WILL DISTRACT THE SINGING!
LauraLou says – reply to this

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OMG that was awful! I couldn't even listen to it!
bpmolder says – reply to this

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Maybe she ought to sing more often if that's what it takes to get you to put down the donuts, Perez.
charloulou says – reply to this

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it looks like it hurts to have such a fake smile. either that or to have an equally bad voice
helloRJ says – reply to this

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it's just karaoke right? cuz if it's for real she is pretty bad.
knowitall says – reply to this

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She's a disgusting bitch and I'll make sure never to spend a dime at the Del Mar race track for treating the face of homophobia with an honor. Her voice can be used to gather information from political prisoners.
HighMaintenancePrincess says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… *breathes for air*.. hahahahahahahahahahahaha…. HOW Embarrassing??!
rory48 says – reply to this

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Whoa….just one word for that performance….BAD!!!!!
misskeli says – reply to this

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Wow……that was absolutely terrible. This girl needs to be gone….I am sick of seeing and hearing about her…
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Cements the fact she's crazy.
BigJohnson says – reply to this

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Fuck this piece of shit
Letolas says – reply to this

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I had to turn it off. I just could not put up with it. She started singing, 5 seconds later i moved on.
hellojessi says – reply to this

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I don't like it when you call women "bitches". It makes me sad.
mobius lion says – reply to this

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she suffers from the 'good looking people live in a bubble' disorder. no sweetie, you can't sing and your not cute and charming just cuz your a pagent queen. nope.
stephANIE! says – reply to this

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LOL

Hilarious She looked SO awkward when they were getting the song ready, like "Uh, what's going on, duh..?"

I love the people's reaction as she's announced haha
DALE says – reply to this

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She must be related to katy perry.
myko0201 says – reply to this

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drunk karaoke???
missLoLa says – reply to this

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are you serious?? just watching this makes me feel embarrassed… btw. is she drunk?
famousA says – reply to this

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Ha Ha, that is so embarrassing! I love it.
celebslikeattention says – reply to this

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:p
MISS CLEO says – reply to this

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Re: JoJoStar – HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHA
Esin Emko says – reply to this

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she's a total piece of shit…but leave her alone…every time u comment u just give her more of what she wants…leave her alone…
amandadixon420 says – reply to this

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you are the only one keeping her relevant.
Bangcock, Thighland says – reply to this

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SWEETPIECE! – just had my Thai pu$$y pie for lunch, is what she means. She munches carpet like a professional. Made me feel like I had died and gone to heaven!
Whathefuck says – reply to this

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Have you all hear Perez sing?

STFU Mario!
LadySam721 says – reply to this

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This woman disgusts me, and her singing sounds like a farm animal in heat.

Please kill yourself and eliminate your bigoted genes from the gene pool, you walking void.
I'llbeyourpinupgirl says – reply to this

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Sounds like a cat sitting on a porcupine. Please go away Carrie. Its nothing personal.
ultraviolette says – reply to this

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ewwwww…..
Lady GooGoo says – reply to this

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It's not even funny how right you are 'Bytch'
Perez does make fun of himself by *trying* to make fun of other people!
You are so right on!
bunny <3 says – reply to this

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wtf .. she sound like ma sis in the showerr!!! & y r they cheering in the bak.?? or they 4 real?
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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AWFUL. I love how no one cheered for her when they annouced her name. and fyi comentator she isn't miss california anymore….
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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Re: Bytch – LOL are you deaf or just retarded? NO ONE is clapping…. and most people are trying to sing over her.
Chamizal says – reply to this

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The part where she takes off the hat and goes around to get some coins wasn't shown!!
Perezisadumbshit says – reply to this

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I seriously doubt you had a healthy breakfast Perez
Holly770 says – reply to this

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OMG my ears are bleeding
paula tallarico says – reply to this

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it wasn´t that bad !
LAURAPEREZ says – reply to this

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she makes me wanna die
Kodes100 says – reply to this

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Go Away Please??

Be a Good Christian & Go Away!!

Th people behind her look Stunned!!
Hahahaha!
Carillonneur says – reply to this

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I am certainly not a fan and she is certainly not a great singer, but keep in mind that there probably wasn't a decent monitor for her to listen to…and this "duet with Bing" is meant to be something fun and amateur, like when they have people sing "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLPARK" at Wrigley Field…
(not meant to be a real vocal performance, just a regular person singing along, as it were, represtenting everyone else who is singing along, for fun.)
Yes, it was bad…but each person who does it is supposed to "fun bad"…and the crowd is supposed to help out.
meli_meli says – reply to this

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oh come on haterz!!! She's not THAT bad…& she looked pretty!
hannahsays says – reply to this

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PEREZ U SOUND STRAIGHT IN THAT POST
Squirrel says – reply to this

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Make like a dog and lap that shit up P-boy, you man-bitch…
FUBUTTBOY says – reply to this

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this is probably the one thing i actually agree with you on, perez. fuck her!
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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Mario…face it, you and your "kind" were overruled,
it doesn't' matter that this blonde airhead can't sing
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it's not her fault that you and your kind refuse to
put in the basic work to earn your "marriage" rights…
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Mario, you will go to your grave blaming
this chick for all your shortcomings
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Mario..you (much like her attempt to sing) are - - .PATHETIC.
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