Katie Trained For A Year To Do That?!

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It must be true that talent is something you were born with because training didn't do shiz for Katie Holmes!

So You Think You Can Dance panelist Mary Murphy revealed that Mrs. Tom Cruise has been working on her "skills" for quite some time.

"Katie Holmes has been working with Tyce Diorio for the last year, training as a dancer so this is definitely a product of all that training. I'm super excited to see her doing her Judy Garland thing," said the most likely disappointed judge.

If you haven't seen it yet, make sure to watch Katie's mediocre performance above.

What a waste of a year!

    Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      FIRSTT!!!



    2. 2

      i'm going to have to agree, though she does this better than i could, it isn't much of a "dance" routine but rather, her just walking around and having guys lift her.
      the backup dancers did a fantastic job though!



    3. 3

      mediocre is the exact word defining Katie Holmes talent



    4. 4

      Nice Britney impression. *yawn*



    5. 5

      that wasnt bad? i don't get you.



    6. 6

      BORRRRRRRRRINNNNNNGGG!



    7. 7

      what did you expect, she did great for what it is



    8. 8

      Well that was boring.



    9. 9

      she didnt even really dance. she just walked around and kicked her legs. Even I could do that and I quit dancing 10 years ago. Katie, you're dancing was a crying shame.



    10. 10

      why is everyone flipping out over this? yea she wasn't that great, but were you really expecting something spectacular? I mean it's Katie Holmes not like Beyonce or someone like that who is supposed to be able to dance



    11. 11

      not bad but it was boring



    12. 12

      Maybe she should've trained longer for her singing. Come on now, really?



    13. 13

      this is boring. she doesnt really do anything.



    14. 14

      her voice is really good and she didn't mess up. she did better than i could but ya with a year's training you'd think it would be better but its not that big of a deal perez. get over it! the words of the song were interesting though considering she's a scientologist…hmmm



    15. 15

      well its simple no horrible i actually like it



    16. 16

      I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PEREZ, A YEAR FOR THAT????? OK, SHE DID BETTER THAN ME, BUT THIS IS A WOMAN SAYING SHE JUST LOVES DANCING. WOW, MAYBE SHE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER TRAINER.



    17. 17

      KATIE HOLMES JUST DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF TALENT IF YOU COMPARE HER TO OTHER STARS. SHE IS VERY VERY AVERAGE AT MOST. SHE HAS NO SCREEN PERSONALITY IF YOU ASK ME. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BORN WITH IT AND SOME AREN'T.



    18. 18

      Well, that year of training got her in great shape, but that's where my kudos end.



    19. 19

      Perez? Sometimes U R Brutal@ I Can't Belive What A Hard Time U R Giving Katie! It's Not Lie SHe is Saying "She's All That"!

      FACK!

      She Did Not Blow Me Out of The Water But SHe Sure As Hell Was NOT THAT BAD!

      Gees *Rolling My Eyes* Seriously! Am I ALONE?



    20. 20

      You're such a LOSER Perez. She's giving her own TIME AND MONEY to help young kids be able to pursue their dreams of dancing! She may not be a natural born dancer, but she's bringing much media attention to this foundation! I'd like to see you move your fat @$$ on stage.

    21. Sezzy says – reply to this


      21

      KATIE U GET AN A FOR EFFORT. bless your heart



    22. 22

      It's not that bad. Yeah, she kind of didn't do much, but reguardless, it wasn't a trainwreck.



    23. 23

      It wasn't bad, but definitely not worthy enough for so you think you can dance.



    24. 24

      Her voice and moves are way too generic. Her singing doesn't have the same edge that judy had. Ms. Garland must b spinning in her grave.



    25. 25

      this sucked…she basically just walked around
      her legs are AMAZING though *jealous*



    26. 26

      OMG classic.
      She's so brainwashed no freakin wonder it took so long and turned sooo bad



    27. 27

      Amen Perez! It was a joke in my humble opinion!



    28. 28

      Just think what she can do with 5 years of 'training'!!!! It was OK, just OK, I am kind of surprised that she agreed to do it with that just OK performance…Nothing wrong with it - posing with a bunch of male dancers, shaking her ass a little, lip synching…It's one of those, "Don't quit your day job" moments. Shit, I have seen better dancing at a Hungarian wedding.
      xox, ilona rose



    29. 29

      Definitely blah. She looks good for a change, though. And she lip syncs well.



    30. 30

      Artists KNOW that dancing vigorously AND singing at the same time will not turn out right (um hello? being short of breath while singing??). Would you rather she lip sync????



    31. 31

      yes– she looks very stiff—better than i could do..but pretty bad for a big star.



    32. 32

      OK, I'm no big Katie Holmes fan BUT if you go to YouTube and type in Get Happy Judy Garland and watch the original musical number it's the EXACT SAME STEPS! Judy didn't dance either….I wish Perez would post both clips. So what's the big deal? Katie actually did pay an homage with the same steps!



    33. 33

      I heard she was lipsynching (according to an Australian newpaper).



    34. 34

      Perez, why you gotta hate? You know that if this was someone you like that you would totally give her props…shes not a prof. dancer, but its still cool that she got up there…stop hatin yo!

    35. Ammie says – reply to this


      35

      Very nice voice. Very sexy. I'll buy it.



    36. 36

      mediocre dancer, mediocre actress … Katie Holmes is mediocrity at its best



    37. 37

      The purpose of this routine wasn't to wow an audience, but to inform the public in a fun way of an outstanding charity of scholarships she helped create. Way to attract the wrong attention to a much needed cause Perez…sometimes you really get it wrong.



    38. 38

      she did good……………whats the problem? the whole thing is boring? is it her fault? she might not have the great voice but she sounds ok…..dancing skill is better than her singing thou i would say this is not well suited for her……..she is pretty cute. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww loved that legs.



    39. 39

      Friends in my college theater department have less than three months to put together whole musicals…that are performed live multiple times a week. If this actually took a year, then Katie just isn't meant to be a paid performer.



    40. 40

      can someone please remind me why this talentless wench is famous? what happened to people who actually deserved the attention being famous? i guess those days are gone!



    41. 41

      she was dancing? must've missed it. snore!



    42. 42

      katie holmes kinda looks like britney spears…

      she spent a year learning how to walk to the beat of music?



    43. 43

      i still wonder why is she famous? and why did tom marry her? what does he see on her



    44. 44

      Mario - the same could be said about you and your fitness/dieting/training routine - what a waste you still look the same………



    45. 45

      She's nasty like your momma! What happened to the crusty, Palin loving OrchidDork?



    46. 46

      All she did was walk around…and the lifts were all done by the backup dancers she didn't have to do anything…



    47. 47

      I think it's great that she went way out of her element to raise awareness for the charity she's passionate about. Good for Katie.

      Seriously I watched the original and it's the EXACT SAME steps. Maybe that should be posted up too.



    48. 48

      Lets see your fatass dance on national television ..i bet you wouldent have the guts to do that perez….
      She wasnt "great"
      but she wasnt horrible like you make it seem.
      DOuche.



    49. 49

      she did good



    50. 50

      its a little boring! but i think she so pretty



    51. 51

      she needs to put on some pants



    52. 52

      Re: duelastar
      That's what I said in an earlier post too….Judy Garland was never a great dancer either, but it's the EXACT STEPS!



    53. 53

      My Perezcious has been dieting for a year and a half and still looks like a queen-sized unmade bed but with smaller pillows.



    54. 54

      Katie was copying the original that Judy Garland did. She was beautiful, samg well, and the dance wasn't supposed to be a professional number by pro dancers. It was entertainment for charity. As she probably isn't a dancer at all, she trained from the beginning. Good job Katie.

    55. kis95 says – reply to this


      55

      You sure are spending a lot of time writing about something you claim to hate.



    56. 56

      she couldve tried a little harder and actually danced….she was walking around..and her singing was ok….i mean there were pics of her for months coming out of dance studios looking tired and worked up…my 3rd grade dance class routine circa 1998 was way better than that shiz…



    57. 57

      She didn't even dance! That's what pissed me off. Was she trying to make a mockery of Tyce?



    58. 58

      Teddy & Fidel please STFU! Idiot



    59. 59

      Wow what a waste of about 3.45 million an hour,, pff rediculous



    60. 60

      woow woow woow perez……i mean it wasnt great but it wasnt bad….way better than most of us could do…i have to say if she sang live…she sang pretty well…shes no beyonce or freddie mercury =)) but the dancing was eehh…nothing special.

    61. k-lee says – reply to this


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      seriously? that was not as bad as you make it out to be.

      i mean, look at you, you are mediocre, but you're still here.



    62. 62

      i thought she did good…the choreography wasn't complex or intricate, but she looked very natural and not awkward…her singing i thought was even better than her dancing. you know a very large portion of people you see on dance competitions are people who have been dancing since they were very, very young? technique takes a long time to build. even sabra, the winner of sytycd a couple seasons ago, had been dancing for (i think) THREE years and the judges were always so amazed that someone who had only been training for three "short" years was so good at dancing.



    63. 63

      Am I missing something? I don't see what the issue is. She sings and dances at least as well as Britney Spears and no one bashes Britney. Could all the negativity just be catty jealousy?



    64. 64

      OrchidDork and the other slut BBB where are you gals? bahahaha bitches



    65. 65

      FUCK OFF YOU FAT UGLY WOMAN HATER. SHE LOOKS CUTE AND DANCES FINE.



    66. 66

      she didn't actually dance… yikes



    67. 67

      i didn't expect it to be great but.. WOW.. was that bad !! it's a sin to have even mentioned judy's name in conjunction with that mess. as others have noted, there wasn't even any dancing… and she trained with a choreographer for a year ?!? she should get her money back.



    68. 68

      Cmon, Perez, don't be an idiot. No one practices for a year for a 3 min dance routine.



    69. 69

      Her moves were sharp on pointe and gorgeous. Simple and beautifull dancing -a breath of fresh air compared to the slutty overly sexualized boring popular crap being shoved down our throats 24 /7.
      She has class.
      Thank you Katie Holmes that was brilliant!



    70. 70

      Agreed! No talentt.. definitely lip synching.. not good!



    71. 71

      Almost being a BEYONCÉ…(rsrsrs)Ohh….GOD!ONE YEAR FOR THAT:?!!!



    72. 72

      did she pronounce homage *oh-mahj'*? isn't it *ah'-mij* - mehbeh i'm wrong -you say potato i say potahto -



    73. 73

      So sad, and how many trained, professional dancers would've loved this gig. So many advantages to being Mrs. Cruise, right? At least she has "chutzpah".



    74. 74

      Its good dancing she just is a bad performer and isn't putting her "100%" into it…she just isn't a good performer at all if someone else was to do that same dance and song that actually is a good performer everyone would have thought it was amazing!



    75. 75

      lame



    76. 76

      Where's Liza with a Z when you need her???



    77. 77

      I'd like to see you do better



    78. 78

      plus you need a gigantic voice to handle that song. her pipes aren't big enough.



    79. 79

      Who cares! I have been a nasty slut all of my life! Bbb in the house! I'm sick of this ugly whore……..LG is in the mutha fucken house!



    80. 80

      When the FUCK did Katie Holmes become this big of a deal? Get off my TV. Get off my movie screen. Celebrity through marrying up makes me nauseous.

      And her little number? YAWN. But I'm sure she has SOOO much support and love from her "wonderful, fantastic" Tom Cruise. "You can do ANYTHING, Katie light of my life." BARF.



    81. 81

      What the fuck is that fucking smug look on her face….she has NOTHING to be smug about. That was HORRIBLE!!!



    82. 82

      yeah that should have only taken a month to do not a year



    83. 83

      Re: FuckOffCockwad – that wasnt dancing, quick walking with high kicks



    84. 84

      I dont really like perez but I gotta agree, FOR A YEARS WORTH OF TRAINING I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THATS A YEAR! YOU BETTER DO A LEAST A TWO STEP, THE DANCERS OUT SHINED HER ! FOR SOME OF YOU TO SAY IT WASN'T BAD OR IT WAS BETTER THAN THE SEXUAL DRIVEN DANCING NOW , BULLSHIT I HAVE SEEN CLASSY DANCING AND THAT WASN'T IT



    85. 85

      ..That was her singing?



    86. 86

      Mediocre to say the least!! I forgot she even acted….my prayers are with this poor bitch.



    87. 87

      Well, she sounded great…if that's really her singing.



    88. 88

      …jazz hands & walking is considered dancing? Lame.



    89. 89

      Re: NoVaDJ – NO SHE DIDN'T HOW DARE, PULL JUDY'S NAME THROUGH THE MUD! JUDY'S TAP DANCING AND KATIE IS JUST WALKING YOU CAN HEAR THE TAPS SO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN WHERE ARE THE SAME STEPS, UMMM CUZ ANY PROFESSIONAL DANCER WOULD RIP U TO SHREDS FOR THIS!



    90. 90

      i don't know what clip some of you folks are watching, but this was NOT the same choreography as judy's number. more evidence of the dumbing down of america… vaguely similar equals the same… ugh.
      btw, this was supposed to be for a DANCE show.. if katie wanted to do judy, there are many DANCE numbers from her career that she could have chosen… but then, katie would actually have to be able to DANCE, which she obviously cannot.



    91. 91

      when there is hype expect to be disappointed.
      it was hype.
      I kept expecting her to break out and do something, then she moved her eyes to the right, bowed and nothing.
      One Disapointed Fan



    92. 92

      Nigel, REGARDLESS if it was for charity or not, it still SUCKED.



    93. 93

      stink….stank…..stunk



    94. 94

      The way Perez described it I was expecting a complete disaster. It was actually not too bad. Not that good either though ….



    95. 95

      This isn't jealousy, it's a backlash against the excessive hype.

      This performance was overly promoted, being called "the routine of a lifetime" and "Oscar-worthy."

      When they made it sound like it was going to be spectacular, and it turned out to be so-so, they can't backpedal and say, "Oh, well, you know, she isn't a real dancer."

      They should have thought of this before they promised something groundbreaking.

      The problem here is the disparity between the inflated promises and the cheesy, lame result.



    96. 96

      She's got the jazz hand thing down, and is good at being lifted and carried around. I was waiting for her to bust out with some moves though. Her singing was actually ok.



    97. 97

      Re: pinkhotluv – I AGREE** and its amazazing how an far an A LIST husband could take you,i mean she was a loser back then now shes fucking sipping tea with the rich and famous just because shes married to tom cruise** and shes thinks she can also dance now??..i mean it looks like she was training for a week ! she didnt even dance! sorry hun your hubby can get you fame but he cant get you talent!!



    98. 98

      Re: el polacko – THANK YOU



    99. 99

      Re: el polacko

      It's practically the exact same steps, how could you watch the clip and not see it? I am not a Katie Holmes fan ,, but I can see the similarities in her step and Judy's steps…it's even the same arm gestures



    100. 100

      Re: pinkhotluv
      lol…pulling Judy's name through the mud ?!

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