Katie Trained For A Year To Do That?!

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It must be true that talent is something you were born with because training didn't do shiz for Katie Holmes!

So You Think You Can Dance panelist Mary Murphy revealed that Mrs. Tom Cruise has been working on her "skills" for quite some time.

"Katie Holmes has been working with Tyce Diorio for the last year, training as a dancer so this is definitely a product of all that training. I'm super excited to see her doing her Judy Garland thing," said the most likely disappointed judge.

If you haven't seen it yet, make sure to watch Katie's mediocre performance above.

What a waste of a year!

    Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

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    1. 301

      UMM as a Tap Teacher I realy think my ten year old students could have done a better dancing job!..Howver her voice is pretty.



    2. 302

      she didn't even dance… she just strutted round
      ur right Perez wat a waste of a year



    3. 303

      i thought she did really well…



    4. 304

      She looked really good, better than i have seen her look in a long time however, hearing that she trained for a year i was expecting more. It was walking, winding, kicking and lifting - oh and a few leg crosses. Check out some Beyonce Music Videos for some inspiration. Looking good though



    5. 305

      asides of her having pretty legs that was a total waste of time!!!! geeezzzzz anyone could do that and not need a year to train fot it, where was the dancing? there was none!! and what about the lipsinging routine, I mean…… a total and absolute waste of time!!!!



    6. 306

      I thought she did a good job. I thought she had a nice voice too. I think some ppl just like to hate!



    7. 307

      She's so self-important. I could have learned that "dance" routine in a fucking week. But I'm sure Mr. Cruise wanted it to be as perfect as his bride. Weirdo.



    8. 308

      yeah, wow, that sucks. waste of her and the trainer's time. damn. all she did was a kick and jazz hands.



    9. 309

      it wasn't that bad but it was boring as hell. my problem is that they hyped it so much and the choreographer said that it was an oscar winning performance. what i saw was no where near winning anything let alone an oscar. the show messed up with hyping it up because that is what made it such an easy disappointment. for an oscar winning performance i would expect fire works to be coming out of her ass or something.



    10. 310

      Where the HELL is the dancing????? All she does is walk around. WTF??????



    11. 311

      I couldn't make it through the first 45 seconds. Her voice sounded like my morning fart.



    12. 312

      It was for charity, who cares?!?! I think it was awesome of her to do that for kids.



    13. 313

      i was waiting for her to start dancing and she never did… just a bunch of walking around… not to mention, the singing wasn't anything special and it looked as if she was lip synching anyways… TOO MUCH HYPE!!



    14. 314

      I luv her makeup and I'll give her credit for the dance as there are not too many of us that would try to do that in the first place - looks fun!



    15. 315

      um yeah, that was a sad year for dance….also,does anyone else besides me find it just creepy when katie holmes tries to be sexy?



    16. 316

      Lame… And I'm not feeling that weave at all. You can tell where her real hair begins and the chunky, boxy weave begins. It would have looked much better short for the performance.



    17. 317

      That wasn't that bad! Totally better than I expected!



    18. 318

      Her voice was great. She's no Judy Garland, but that's a big duh anyway. The dancing sucked. I'm sorry but all she did was strike poses. That wasn't "dancing." The guys that lifted her up… they were dancing. Katie Holmes did not dance.



    19. 319

      Since when is parading around a stage with an occasional kick called dancing? Most of the people who tried out for the show danced better than Katie did. I can't believe that pathetic performance took her a year to learn? My 5 year old grandson could have done better. Katie had better stick to being Tommy's arm candy and taking care of her daughter.



    20. 320

      shits weak



    21. 321

      mediocre? not even that. i could of done THAT



    22. 322

      She somehow seems to believe she's got it all, yet she IS mediocre



    23. 323

      this was honestly a waste of my life.



    24. 324

      We are wearing makeup again?
      Having men carry you around the stage is not dancing girl.



    25. 325

      WTF! is this a bad jocke?



    26. 326

      what a waste of tyce's year too. sucked.

    27. @v@ says – reply to this


      327

      Gawd, she did it for charity. The only place I saw this little one number performance overly built up was on this site. No need for this level of mean.



    28. 328

      Poor girl, why must the world be so cruel? Let her do what floats her boat, and this was for a good CAUSE. Not a fan of hers, but I spot a litle envy and jealousy. If someone has potential, they shouldnt let anyone stop them. So I could definately say she could care less about the hateful comments. Deal with it and if you wanna top her, go out and do a little performance yourself. There are some mean ass people out there who will actually go out of their way to stop what it is a person loves doing….Its ridiculous.



    29. 329

      if any1 tries their hand at anything you bitch about at and rip them part. what hav you done thats worthy of praise in the last year other than sit behind your desk stalking celebs



    30. 330

      SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY



    31. 331

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOO



    32. 332

      Xenu made her do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 333

      1 año pa' "esto"!!!!!!!!!!!!que pena…..



    34. 334

      The dancing was so boring, I changed the channel while she was performing. And the lyrics were quite interesting since she's a scientologist ? IDK, confusing.



    35. 335

      grade A ass cheese



    36. 336

      Re: star_brite – you sense jealousy? you must be kidding.
      anyone who is capable of walking could do that. on a show which very talented people show off there DANCING CHOREOGRAPHED moves, her performance was embarrassing. they learn tough dances within a week, and that took her a year to learn how to walk around a stage and move her mouth without a microphone. please, she has absolutely no talent.



    37. 337

      I would like to see her so-called "charity" be investigated before people give her so much credit for contributing to a "good cause."

      If Dizzy Feet is a front organization for Scientology, then what they're doing is trying to lure in unsuspecting young people who have an interest in dance.

      I would be very surprised if Dizzy Feet is not run by Scientology. If it is run by CO$, then there is nothing altruistic going on.

      Katie performed, not for charity, but for her own VANITY.

      Would you call the gift of a Trojan Horse a "good cause?"



    38. 338

      I am thinking that there must be some Scientologists on this board.

      Since when is lousy dancing defended by saying, "Oh yeah? Well, I bet YOU couldn't do that!"

      This lame, irrational argument, which I see on this board a number of times, sounds like the mentality of the average Scientologist.



    39. 339

      I'd like to see you do it you fat ugly fuck.



    40. 340

      it was walking!!! boh. that's sad.



    41. 341

      I like it but really she trained for a year to do that?! OMG ¬¬



    42. 342

      What a talentless twit! What's with the creepy face at the end? She is so brainwashed by TC and Scientology. ROBOT!



    43. 343

      Would someone please start deleting the idiots who comment "first" as the first person to leave a comment. Are you f***ing 5 years old???



    44. 344

      i saw a bunch of walking. and come on people, if celebrities can learn to tango in a week - the bitch can learn to do more than walk step kick in a YEAR.



    45. 345

      That wasnt too bad - id like to see you do better!



    46. 346

      Why are people getting so worked up about Katie Holmes? It was boring, but oh well. As for it being compared to Judy Garland, I don't know. I don't get why people are getting so angry. So she isn't as good as Judy??? Well she's not Judy. The MJ inmates can't dance as well as he could, but I didn't see too many complaints from people about it. Get a grip people!!



    47. 347

      Actually, i liked it..wasn´t the best performance ever, but looks great, and due to she is not making her living dancing…..who cares??????



    48. 348

      not bad though i might be distracted by the backup dancers



    49. 349

      Wow I am impressed. Katie Holmes learned to do a jazz square and pivot while touching her hat. I bet she didn't even break a sweat either.

    50. mben says – reply to this


      350

      There was no dancing!!!! She just walked around!!!



    51. 351

      quit hating, fucktard.



    52. 352

      The fact that some people compared this to Judy's/thought there were similarities makes me weep.



    53. 353

      It upsets me when people with no talent, like her, get to have my most dreamed of job in the whole world, yet it's so hard for me and others like me, who really want to be actors and singers and actually have talent, to break into this world. *sigh* Not fair.



    54. 354

      Mediocre? More like "marginal"!

      No one really dances these days (especially while lip-syncing- like Brittney)- less is more I guess… NOT!



    55. 355

      I agree! This is not dancing. It's walking around sensually while men danced around her. Such a waste of time.



    56. 356

      At least the audio wasn't too bad



    57. 357

      So i spent the entire four minutes waiting for the dancing to start…



    58. 358

      ugh…really? walk, shimmy, pose does not equal danicng. Especially when your shimmies look like lil twitches, seizures. so lame.



    59. 359

      so…she can walk around…do a few kicks…and have guys lift her around the stage.
      not impressed.



    60. 360

      she sucked

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