Douchebag on Douchebag: Michael Lohan Speaking For Jon Gosselin Now!
You know things are bad when Michael Lohan becomes your unofficial spokesman!
Even though Jon Gosselin has been whoring himself around town, he still hopes to remain friends with ex-wife Kate.
"He would love to be friends with her," says Lohan. "They had eight kids and he would like to work things out the right way and just be friends."
Lindsanity's dad continued, "A lot of opportunities are opening up for him. He's fantastic and upbeat and said that he just wanted to concentrate on his kids and his career and his life. It's overwhelming for him but he's handling it."
We are beginning to understand why these two are friends. They think that "concentrating" on their kids means putting them to work at a young age and being as far away from them as possible.
El Loco even offered info on Jon's relationship status, "He's not concentrating on a relationship with any woman. He just wants to take a step back and deal with his family and his kids."
Riiiiiight!
We'll believe it when Jon stops putting his peen in twenty-somethings and Michael Lohan's mouth!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
The IRS Is On A Diddy Hunt!
What careers do either of these A-holes have?
It would have to be a pretty big peen to fill up Lohan's yap… doubtful that Jon's Johnson is hefty enough for that task.
OH WHO THE FUCK CARES! they are both losers
I think they are perfect for each other
Who cares.. they're both bad dad's.. this shit is sooo lame.. Perez, you're losing it.. This is so boring compared to your other shit..
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – morning ladies…
Jon & Michael sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first comes illlegitimate children, then comes law suits, then comes Michael showing Jon the ropes in prison!
Re: JigSaw – morning jiggy!
It is unfortunate that Jon Gosselin can't find anyone better than Michael Lohan to plead his case.
Perez, so what? They are getting divorced, he can do what he wants. Kate is doing the same thing, only quietly. Who CARES about these two? Who cares about Jon and Kate or their kids? They are just regular people like other people divorcing. Their kids will be fine, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS IN THE WORLD who have parents that are screwing around and divorced. This is what Jon and Kate get for being greedy, and no one could stay married to that bitch Kate, anyway. Maybe they should have not messed around with fertility drugs and just not had any kids. Stop acting like he's the bad one. 'she is disgusting. I just hate the fact that they talked on the show CONSTANTLY about how RELIGIOUS they are. And I'm pissed that they did tht whole renewal of wedding vows. It was all fake just so they could go to Hawaii for free and make more money.
who cares……all involved (except the kids - who will be inevitabley one day) are egotistical fame whores who should probably all be made into bullseye targets…..
Re: JigSaw – sup……
Re: JigSaw – Mornin' Jigz..
Re: Canadiana717 – Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – G'morning Ladies!
Jon is getting seriously corpulent. I think Vitamin Water people made a big mistake with approaching him. He is like a walking advertisement - Drink Vitamin Water if you want to look like Jon Gosselin!
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – Monring, morning chickies !!
No coincidence he had this so called turnaround in behaviour and attitude
since he got a publicist to help him clean up his reputation.
I forgot, what exactly is his career that he wants to now concentrate on?? If it is being a total sleezebag, he is doing a great job.
I wonder if wants to be friends in hopes of coming back when he is done whoring around with worthless women!
key words: "he wants to step back" maybe he should of never stepped forward
"He just wants to take a step back and DEAL WITH his family and his kids."?
What the…
Re: BigDuke6 – JUST WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. WHAT FRICKING CAREER DOES HE HAVE???! AND MICHAEL LOHAN IS AN ASS.
LOL! What "career"? He's a Z-list twat.
FYI, Perez, anyone who has been following the show KNOWS that it is KATE who wants to keep the kids working. Jon has said on national t.v. that he wanted to quit the show. SHE wants a career as a "talk show" host, so she is trying to turn the public against Jon and portray herself as the innocent victim in all this. As soon as we Jon in the tabloids in a "compromising position", Kate shows up playing the doting mom. KATE is the one who uses the kids as her meal ticket. NOT Jon. Jon is nothing like Michael Lohann except they are two divorced dads who's kids are in the spot light with their stage mothers.
PEREZ- PLEZZZ THINK OF A DIFFERENT INSULTING WORD.
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AS A WOMAN I AM DISGUSTED BY YOU USING IT AND
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REALLY DISGUSTED BY THE WOMEN WHO USE IT!
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BOTH WITH EX-WIFES WHO ARE BITCHES!!!!!!!
Re: cheesecake –
I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!
please *rolleyes* You are the company you keep. This guy is revealing himself to be more and more of a total douchbag.
A career?! What career?
Let's start with just a job…other than whoring out your children for $$$