Goodness, Gracious! Great Balls Of Fire Spark On Katie Holmes' Car

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Katie Holmes escaped a welcoming frightening death when the car she was sitting in went up in flames.

The stepford actress was filming a scene for her upcoming film, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, when the vehicle she was sitting in caught on fire. The car's battery had exploded, causing sparkage and fumes before the car just went up in smoke.

Katie wasn't hurt, thank goodness. We have to preserve those tapping toes so more classic icon's music can be destroyed through her dancing.

Close call there Katie. Glad you are okay!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 27, 2009 at 5:52 pm / Email this  »

    32 comments to “Goodness, Gracious! Great Balls Of Fire Spark On Katie Holmes' Car”



    1. 1

      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!



    2. 2

      That's for crashing and burning on SYTYCD.



    3. 3

      Perez, is it true your mom fucked a monkey?



    4. 4

      …I don't care if her hair was firing sparks. Next.



    5. 5

      Yeah, it would be SO funny if she went up in a ball of flames, wouldn't it Perez??
      You're a sick fuck, making light of someone's near miss.
      Now if it were GaGa you'd be crying like a bitch…



    6. 6

      Who in the hell is casting her in ANY movies? She is the worst actress of our generation and only famous by association. Perhaps the producer lit the car on fire hoping for a recast.



    7. 7

      you are a horrid individual to say that



    8. 8

      Shes fine. There was probz a million people there watching them.



    9. 9

      She needs to stop with the acting/dancing. She looks foolish, due to her husbands continual intrusion into her career. She is in way over her head.



    10. 10

      She must be trying to leave the cult.



    11. 11

      Perez please tell me what its like to go through life with no heart??



    12. 12

      Perez wants katie holmes dead. Is that normal and acceptable?



    13. 13

      i'm all about making fun of katie holmes for her awful dancing..but u need to lay off the death jokes, specifically since that was your claim in the Time magazine article that you "above that".



    14. 14

      Katie who?
      oh, the shitty wannbe who hooked up with that gay scientologist.



    15. 15

      "welcoming death"???????

      you are a massive hypocrite. Wishing harm on another person when you very recently went on a tirade about violence done to you? You should be ashamed of yourself. You're disgusting and sick.

      Perhaps she's perfectly happy leading the life she is. Saying something like that about a person because you don't particularly like them is reprehensible.



    16. 16

      Re: SWEETPIECE! – foiled again by tom, eh???



    17. 17

      POOR GIRL…when is she going to grow up and realize people have been reacting negatively towards her because of her NUTJOB husband??



    18. 18

      I seriously can't imagine how depressing it must be to awful enough of a person to make jokes that encourage people to believe that you would welcome physical harm to another person. to say things that make it seem like her death would be a welcomed event is just heartless.
      anyways im glad she was fine. i also really hope that she soon realizes being married to tom is not only most likely harmful to her personal self, but harmful to her career.



    19. 19

      mean post



    20. 20

      Why the HELL would someone hire her to be on some movie? She's the WORST actress ever…

      Oh wait…

      Nvm.



    21. 21

      I have to say that her performance on SYTYCD was milk toast. Why didn't she bring a more soulful approach to the song? Bleh



    22. 22

      aaaahahaha—-so funny……….so true…………what the frig is she going around thinking shes some judy garland for????? stick to munchin toms top gun



    23. 23

      haha———good one. why the fuck is she running all over thinking she's judy fucking garland??? honey, just stick to munching toms top gun………num num num



    24. 24

      Where's Xenu when you need him, Katie? I still can't get that last image you posted of Katie out of my mind - you know, the one where she tries to steal your soul with her sunken eyes and skeleton body?! Scary!!! I wouldn't care if she died, for real. Don't care about this bitch. She's a LOSER.



    25. 25

      Oh yeah, death is so funny! I think I'll share that with my family on the anniversary of my grandfather's airplane crash. Sure to be a riot. Did you come straight from hell?

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      I'll bet she danced out of that car with the fastest fanciest footwork you ever did see…



    27. 27

      My disrespect for you is increasing, Perez.
      I hope this happens to you. Actually, I hope something terrible, painful, and slow happens to you.

      Sounds disgusting doesn't it? You fat piece of shit.



    28. 28

      Re: MinaDiva – And you're just a winner aren't you? I'm tired of you mindless brats agreeing with this fucking idiot. If he loved Katie, I'm sure you would too, you disgusting tramp.



    29. 29

      Re: Helloo nurse! – LOL WOW! It's nice how you just single out someone, without knowing who you're talking to. I don't give a fuck how your loser ass feels about it, nor do I give a fuck about what Perez Hilton thinks about it, either. He's never once spoken to me in the THREE DAYS I've been attending this site. If you even have the balls to come at me like that, it shows that you have never, EVER read anything I've ever written here. Actually, I am a winner. I make good money, I drive an ML430, I have a sexy boyfriend, and I look damn good. I sell real estate and I live in a nice condo in a cool city (D.C.) and I came from a really, really hard upbringing here. I win every day I wake up, all the way across the board, and I'm humble enough to thank God for it. On top of that, I'm smart, articulate, well-read and educated and I can have a converstaion as easily online as I can in person. I can write, dance and express myself creatively and still treat my boyfriend with respect that he deserves as a man. You are the one upset, so what does that make you? I don't agree with someone just to agree with them, do you disagree with Perez just to be cool or something? Is that what it is? If your uneducated, ignorant, sorry ass really wants to know, I don't like Katie Holmes because of the scientology. Or do you also need to be schooled about that, too? Or do you just mindlessly follow Katie Holmes because she's "famous"?



    30. 30

      Re: Helloo nurse! – Get a brain, loser - research Lisa McPherson and Kaja Balla before you come at me with your low IQ comments, sorry bitch. Or are you just hating on the pretty girl because you have a pathetic existence? That's definitely what it is, because I just realized you decided to call me a "disgusting tramp," which just has JEALOUSY written all over it. You know nothing about me - there are no tabloid photos of me, there are no Perez Hilton stories about me, so go ahead and tell me word for word what exactly makes me a "disgusting tramp." Oh, I know - it's the fact that you can never be me, or anything close to me. You are ugly, and you try to compensate for that by your angry comments. You can say what you want about Perez because information about him is public, but there is nothing public about me other than some comments and a photo, both of which you are clearly, CLEARLY jealous of. The fact that you are "sure" of something that you know nothing about shows that you are uneducated and don't know how to formulate a proper opinion.
      In other words : HA - HA. I'll be better than you and Katie Holmes combined every day that I live. Enjoy the rest of your sorry life!

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      Re: SWEETPIECE! – @10 - Oh, f**k, you made me laugh and snort more tea out my nose, and I'd just just recovered from another on a diff. post who just did that with her comment.



    32. 32

      go to hell perez. i hope you die in a car explosion too someday…sucking adam lamberts cock