Madonna And Jesus Touch Down In Spain
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna and Jesus arrived in Spain on Saturday so Madonna could immediately set about draining Jesus of his youthful essence to mix into a face cream to help retain her "glow."
Come on, why else do you think she's harvesting babies from other countries?
Did Madonna buy that shirt for Jesus?
We kid. We kid.
P.S. Celebration this week!!!
[Image via Abaca USA.]
Posted: July 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm
GREAT SHE'S COVERING HER UGLY ARMS!!!
Us brazilians. Cant get enough.
uhh who cares?
WHERE
ARE
HER
CHILDREN? ? ?
It's not in case HE forgets, it's in case SHE has a senior's moment.
"Madonna and Jesus" . . . That's just too apropos! Lol! (:
Come on!
Youre jealous.
She has got and the looks and the boy.
Cool! Windmills!
Re: Caaami – Yea the hot brazilians.. Not the ugly hairy ones lol
That woman is so fucking ridiculuos. ENOUGH W/ MADGE THE VADGE ALREADY!
What the holy hell is she wearing?
Madonna..what happened to your arms..Yuck..I was like WTF..look at the lack of arms..WOW…Now your boy toy..LOL..she will probably use a serem from his good to keep her youthful..Madonna boo you didn't age gracefully..
lol, grandma.
Lol, imagine being called Jesus, oh the horror!
Here, carry these bags,, uhh,, what's your name again? Oh yeah , er,um, Jesus. Did I tip you yet? I can't remember anything any more.
Am I The Only One Who Thinks Jesus Is Not Cute. He Only Became A C List Model Due To His Relationship With Madonna. Nothing Sets Him Apart From Any Other Latino Model Out . But Then Again We Are Talking C List Fashion.. Not Like He Would Ever Model In Paris For A Real Designer..
she looks like truman capote in this picture
I don't get it Perez! First you and everybody say Michael Jackson died at such a young age and he had more to offer. No one ever made old age jokes about him. Michael and Madonna are the same age of 50 and she gets crap from everyone? Such a double standard. I think people are jelous of her cause she is looking good for her age and everyone else is going to have heart disease and be obese when they get 50! Viva Madonna!
Aren't you supposed to put your childrens' names on their clothes when you drop them off at summer camp….?
Re: Achmat – He's brazilian not latino!! Get ur shit right!!
She looks like a grandma sending her grandkid to camp.
Madonna should stop being a cougar, she can't do it right: you have to be pretty…sorry, but it's true. And, except for Demi Moore, most cougars aren't pretty. Tut-tut, she needs to go out w/ guys her own age….and what's w/ the uglee sox?
Thanks for wearing sleeves Madonna
This talentless old hag is beyond pathetic. And that boy who looks like a fox (not a compliment) is sub average. Next.
….? so has she dropped the British accent and swiching to a Spanish one stat?
Madonna kicks all your arses ..haters !!!
I guess Mercy has been turned over to the nanny for life now that Vagonna has gotten all the press she can from her. Now she's back to paying young kids to bang her. At Jesus's age he can get it up just by fantasizing about a hot chick.
He's HOT! I wish I had a few hundred million bucks so I could buy babies and oops! yes, buy a baby.
Re: squeal – Yes - she's going around talking with a fake lisp saying things like - Oh I jutht adore Barthelona!
Re: beeeeemer – she really does.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CHIN? DOES SHE HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF CUM?
So, there’s footage of Madonna “crying” in concert over the two guys that were killed setting up her stage. How do we know it wasn’t Guy Oseary who took the video and posted it as someone else?
That old bag should date someone her age.
Those frightening arms are covered. She needs a sammich, too. What I'm wondering is where are her kids??? She's photographed a lot playing with her hunky plaything. Seems like she's too busy for those babies. I can't wait until they grow up and one of them writes a memoir. Now that'll be some drama, I bet.
isn't that blashemy, a kaballah readin heeb witch who calls herself madonna, screwing a guy named jesus, I hope this man prostitute gets paid 6 zeros to nail that nasty box.
Is it just me, or does she sort of look like Bette Midler there?
I thought he cheated on her old ass? That's what was reported yesterday! I hate when MEN date younger women and this is just as disgusting!
Yeah WHERE are her children!??? That little girl MERCY got NO TIME, the old skank went right out on tour! Poor thing! She's certainly NOT better off! Maybe financially but still no parent there for her!
LONG LIVE MADONNA THE QUEEN OF POP!
His name is tattooed on the back of his neck too. Saw him recently coming out of gym.
Queen of all Cougars.
Re: palabras para usted – Madonna takes her kids everywhere she goes when she is on tour. That is why she tours during the summer =]
LOL! Wtf is with her face?
omg perez, that was very clever of you!!! harvesting babies from other countries for youth cream. still smiling cause it probably would be so true if possible. madonna and her "fountain of youth"?!
GADS, WAIT!!! I don't mean the little ones, i mean the bigger babies like jesus!!!
.
Hmm…..
………….okey dokie. I see the teeanage kid there. But who's the old grandma with him? Where's Mad Donna?
The old broad looks pretty fuckin' hagged, man. But then, from the looks of 'er she must be…what?….in her late '70s…early '80s?
Well, all that said, the one thing that totally makes Mad Donna UN-fuckable…
…Is the fact she was porked by "The Worm", Dennis Rodman. An' that wudn't all, folks! No no no NO!
She guzzled that freak's cock snot as well!
Man, no WAY would I put my Good Buddy or mouth down on that skank's slot box nor pucker up to smooch the mouth that was gooed up by Rodman!
Yeesh!
But, the kid in the above photo seems to have nuthin' to worry about seein' as how his granny's chaperoning him.
YeeeHAW!
.
if i were 50, single and rich, i would get myself a Jesus!
She looks like his fucking great-grandmother.
What an idiot. Oh yeah perez for someone that is in the "know". Then you know that this a publicity stunt. He is gay and is dating steven klein the famous photographer who shot him and madonna together. Everyone from Brazil that models know it. He is gay gay gay. I cannot wait till they catch him slipping. Madonna another joke. Maybe you do know perez and just so much in love with madonna and or scared of her wrath to say something.
Hey Barabara, does Mario know how you're talking about Vadge?
Your comments guys are hilarious. Men are chasing after young girls all the time and nobody complains. A woman has a younger guy and the whole world stops !!!
Paaaathetic.
So this must be one of the posts Perez doesn't write - cos there isn't a single arse licking comment
I can see the inital photo session between them to be fierce and
help sell items. But I don't know, part of me says don't say anything then part of me says speak ur mind, it's like I've been watchin Madonna for yrs and following her music and ever changing styles and here this kid just walks in it's kinda like a slap to me, whos been there for yrs ya know? I know it's silly but that's how I feel! FuknA!!
UMM, YOU PEOPLE CALL THIS WOMEN A STYLE ICON AND LOOK WHAT SHE HAS ONE HER FEET! GRANNY WEAR! ROLLED UP SWEATS AND FLATS? AND THOSE SOCKS! UGH! USUALLY DON'T COMMENT ON WHAT PEOPLE WEAR BUT THIS IS HIDEOUS, JUST LIKE HER! LOOK LIKE SHE HAD MORE FACE WORK DONE AS WELL, YOU CAN STILL SHE HER FACE-LIFT SCARS. BOY THEY REALLY STRETCHED THAT SKIN TO THE MAX! GROSS!
She always looks awful when she's in public. Can't she go out without her sweatpants?? Can't she wear REAL clothes? The woman should be looking fabulous wherever she goes, like she used to!!
ALL OF YOU WHO RAG ON MADONNA BECAUSE OF HER AGE WILL ALSO BE 50 ONE DAY……..IF YOU LIVE THAT LONG, HATER!
I HOPE YOU REALIZE LIFE IS LIFE. AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. WHAT'S YOUR BEEF WITH OLDER PEOPLE?
VIVA MADONNA!
Re: Bitch_Please! – I totally agree. Is it because she is a woman? At 50 years old she is on the most profitable tour of her career. I just don't understand this ageism for women. Nobody ever says this about Mick Jagger, Prince, Clapton, Steven Tyler, etc.
maybe she cradle robs cuz guys her own age can't keep up pun intended with her in bed
ahhaha. Madonna and Jesus.
Mother and son.
Gross.
lolololol
jesus is JESUS.his pinga can walk on water.and im thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Cashmere Jay – omfg, made me lol!!! I love madge, but wtf is she wearing? why cover the rest of ur body and leave ur legs exposed? weird. she's still hot tho, love her!