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Damn You Kelly Kapowski!

Filed under: Z List

Tiffani Amber Thiessen claims she's "too busy" to appear in a Saved By The Bell reunion on Jimmy Fallon's show.

But she's not too busy to make the video above for Funny or Die about being too busy!!!! Grrrr.

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86 comments to “Damn You Kelly Kapowski!”

  1. Laury says – reply to this


    1

    Too busy??? Bullshit. Has anyone seen her in anything lately??? She just doesn't want to be part of the reunioin.



  2. 2

    OH COME ON GO ON JIMMY FALLONS SHOW !!
    THTS WAY BETTER THEN MAKING LOSER VIDS.!
    GRAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    **************************************



  3. 3

    i hope she's kidding…..her career needs it



  4. 4

    why don't they just bring it to her!!!!!!!! CAN I HAVE SOME KAPOWSKI KUSH ???



  5. 5

    WOW!!!! SHE STILL GOT IT !



  6. 6

    …too busy in Hollywood translate into 'not enuf cash' or 'I don't have time enug to lose the weight'. Just a guess.



  7. 7

    too busy with what?



  8. 8

    reminds me of my strokn strokn days see her topless here ……youtube.com/watch?v=W0MwG1Kgaa8 b4 it gets snubbed



  9. 9

    LOLOLOLOL…that was hilarious…she is so doing a reunion!!!!



  10. 10

    SHE'S JOKING YOU IDIOTS. THE CAST ALREADY PICKED A DATE.



  11. 11

    It's a FUCKING JOKE people! She's making a fucking JOKE! God, does anyone understand sarcasm anymore???



  12. 12

    What a bitchhhh. She better do it!

  13. YUCK says – reply to this


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    this is a smart career for. you're over if you go on jimmy fallon the guy sucks. btw her face looks heavy



  14. 14

    She is so doing the reunion.



  15. 15

    When I saw this, I laughed.

    The EXCLUDED Screech from the People magazine reunion, likely because of the sex tape.



  16. 16

    That was very clever! I look forward to seeing the full cast of "Save by the Bell" on Falon's show!



  17. 17

    so she's basically saying that its not because she's busy but its because she doesn't want to. this wasn't very funny, and seriously what else does she have going on?



  18. 18

    And in the process of producing said video she proves that she is a heck of a lot smarter, funnier and more creative than the douchebag who owns this site.

  19. scjen says – reply to this


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    that was funny..y'all are too serious.



  20. 20

    DO YOU PEOPLE NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR…ITS FUCKING JOKE!! SHE'S MAKING FUN OF HOW SHE ISN'T DOING ANTHING!!



  21. 21

    that was hilarious…she is so doing a reunion!!!! You can tell it was a complete joke, she'll be there.



  22. 22

    I like her. I think she is an ok actress. She can be funny, mean, sexy, play the good girl or the bad girl. I dont know why she can't have a tv show of her own. She is nothing like Denise Richards whose breasts are the best thing about her.



  23. 23

    NOT NEEDED!



  24. 24

    that's not Kelly Kapowski, that's Valerie Malone!!!!!

    and she is shooting for her new TV show coming up this fall



  25. 25

    Homegirl did NOT just compare herself to Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, and Oprah!!!

    This wasn't even funny.



  26. 26

    Perez, you are such an idiot! Haven't you seen the new cover of People Magazine? They're doing one — she's just poking fun at herself, dumbass!



  27. 27

    basically it sounds like she just doesn't want to do it



  28. 28

    I think it’s lame that she’s not doing it. Did anyone else noticed how they never showed her midriff, just the upper body. Perhaps she's not doing the show because she got chunky in that area.



  29. 29

    That was actually really cute and funny.



  30. 30

    SHE was kidding folks…



  31. 31

    She definitely will be doing the reunion show. This just increases the hype for it .. pretty funny.



  32. 32

    stuck up bitch



  33. 33

    She actually looks fucking TIRED and puffy.



  34. 34

    Re: Laury

    it's called sarcasm you moron. Go back to school.



  35. 35

    -i think thats really ignorant & rude.
    if she didn't want to be in the reunion she should of just said something instead of embarrasing people for their efforts. thats so ridiculously rude.



  36. 36

    Re: Hollywood* – It's a joke moron.



  37. 37

    SHIT-TON!! LOL!! She's funny.
    And wow she's still hot.



  38. 38

    KAPOWSKI KUSH DAT SOUNDS DANK!
    TIFFANI IS HOT AS FUK BUT DA VIDEO WAS LAME! SHE KANT POSSIBLY BE DAT BUSY TO APPEAR IN JIMMY FALLONS SHOW. OH WELL HER LOSS!



  39. 39

    that was way to funny!! way to go!!! I am sure she is going to be on there. i just think it's great that she can put something like that togeather! LOV IT. I think she is great and wish she would be in more movies or TV shows



  40. 40

    Funny…I liked it. Her (fake) tits still look great, but I was a little concerned that they avoided dipping below the chest with the camera. Hope she hasn't got a beer gut now.



  41. 41

    if she was soo busy, she wouldnt make this vid ?



  42. 42

    Too busy doing what…..sleeping and eating? Hope she's joking cause that bitch is getting old.



  43. 43

    She's washed up like any other former 90210 actress…And everyone is right..She does have a puffy/pudgy face that looks old & tired…Breasts are sagging and camera doesn't go below the chest because there is something to hide!!



  44. 44

    Good for her! A Saved by the Bell reunion is for losers. Jimmy Fallon sucks, its painful to watch his show.



  45. 45

    funny video….i guess i am not surprised that a lot of the readers did not understand it….maybe she should have talked S L O W E R…..

  46. Wytch says – reply to this


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    Fuck her! she sucks! Who needs that has been? Busy with what? That wasn't even funny! LOSER !!!!!!!



  47. 47

    what a bitch!



  48. 48

    sweetheart you are no angelina jolie or sandra bullock

  49. auds says – reply to this


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    Gag me. She's not even funny. I think they should do the reunion and say she died.



  50. 50

    Very funny; too bad that Perez and most of his viewers are too fucking stupid to get the joke.



  51. 51

    bullshit, what has she actually done in the last 10 years



  52. 52

    she used to be my favorite, but now she's just starting to piss me off! boo you Kelly! Do the reunion!!!



  53. 53

    That was fuckin' hilarious…I love this girl and thinks she needs to get back on tv - in something funny!



  54. 54

    Re: sevie125 – It's a joke! Boy are you dense.



  55. 55

    Cute!



  56. 56

    don't care if she is not on much, going on 'saved' is a joke.



  57. 57

    HILARIOUS. NEVER GO ON JIMMY FALLONS SHOW. He's not even funny….



  58. 58

    she looks like someones mom now. Lisa looks the best out of all of them. And Mario!



  59. 59

    She. . . is . . . not. . . funny.



  60. 60

    She is so stupid! and she needs Lipo on her cheeks!



  61. 61

    It was a joke. Jimmy Fallon probably thinks it's hysterical. Maybe she's happy where's she's at and just doesn't want to act anymore, or be linked to a terrible show she was on over a decade ago. Learn to laugh, Mario's sist- I mean Mario.



  62. 62

    didnt think it was funny at all!!
    and im sure she doesnt have shit going on!!



  63. 63

    I think she's probably kidding, guys.



  64. 64

    its a joke on how shes NOT busy at all. perez your slow. but hey thats not really news to anyone…..



  65. 65

    hahahaha



  66. 66

    Christ, people! It was a JOKE. It's called sarcasm. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out…



  67. 67

    That was more entertaining than a loser reunion

  68. R3LS says – reply to this


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    I love Jimmy Fallon. He's funny.



  69. 69

    you guys are dumb, she was being sarcastic



  70. 70

    how much do i LOVE her! not only was she the best on that show, but the best on 90210… not fair that she doesn't have a career. she is INCREDIBLE, and a great actress! go tiffany!!! i think the ikea furniture footage has me laughing the most… tiff, will you be my bff?



  71. 71

    This is awesome!



  72. 72

    that was way too funny! loved it. the end was the best. i actually LOL'ed.



  73. 73

    kinda funny got to say



  74. 74

    Re: YUCK
    agree on all points



  75. 75

    Is this a fucking joke???

    I smell Diva among all the bullshit.



  76. 76

    She'll do it.



  77. 77

    Alright, I've officially given up on any celebrity-self-parody videos from Funny or Die.com. Seriously, THEY'RE NOT FUNNY.

    Viral videos are funny. Viral videos for obscure Ferrell or Apatow produced films are funny. Hell, any short video with with James Franco in a comedic role is funny. This isn't funny. Let's put this to rest, shall we?



  78. 78

    she looks god awful



  79. 79

    go back to 90210!!!!!!



  80. 80

    haha, thats awsome!



  81. 81

    Too cute!!

  82. Beee says – reply to this


    82

    So what?! I like her! That shit was funny!!
    xoxo



  83. 83

    I have to give it up to Tiffani: She's incredibly hilarious. You live once, you try to please every one (which is absolutely impossible)– and this time she said 'fuck it'. Cudos, Tiffani.



  84. 84

    Kush is an indica not a sativa blend kelly….
    go back to bayside



  85. 85

    I thought she actually did a good job- funny. And well acted I thought. Most of the other f or d vids fail in my opinion.



  86. 86

    I think she'll survive not doing the reunion.