Jennifer Love Desperate Begs For A Part In The Next Twilight Film!
Filed under: Jennifer Love Hewitt > Twilight
If we were Jennifer Love Hewitt, we would run and hide under our big boobs.
The C-list actress had some choice words to share about her obsession with Twilight and they are sure to piss off a couple million tweens.
Though no one can deny the numbers are uneven in the Team Edward vs Team Jacob race, with the addition of Taylor Lautner and his sick abs to the Jacob role, the werewolf numbers are on the rise.
But according to Jennifer, you ain't nothing if you don't love Edward Cullen. She was recently quoted saying: “Who’s not Team Edward? There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”
Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her.
But, ladies, before you go and give her a piece of your mind, you should know that she is so desperate and sad, that it might not be worth your time. While many of the Hollywood world is dying to be in the next Twilight movies, only Jennifer is pathetic enough to want to be an extra. That's how far her career has sunk!
“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she says. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it."
Desperate!
[Image via AP Images.]
sad. just sad
I'm Team Sanity. The only time I think about Twilight is when I see a picture of "TEH MENZ." They are good-looking guys. Aren't the girls in Twilight all supposed to be beautiful? Sorry JLH…that leaves you out. Get a life.
omigosh shut up!
Uhhh…this stupid, attention-whoring rag makes me sick.
PEREZ, DIDN'T YOU SAID ONCE….VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER?
OMFG…YOU JUST CONTRADICT YOURSELF AND LATER CRY ON LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
FIRST? She is a no talent ass clown…hope that I am the FIRST to say this.
I am team Jacob
IMBECIL! why do ppl even talk about her… why is she even famous? shes stupid
eww…for real!! how low can you go!! and i dont think your gonna be high on the call list if you have comments like that about some members of the crew…..as well as i dont think robert pattinson as crazy fan on the set!!
I'm not team edward. Or team jacob. I hate twilight. I
HA! i completely understand, and agree! my man edward… i know everyone wants him. its okay though, cause he is MINE damn it
cant wait for new moon!
Haha! They wouldn't even CONSIDER her.
Wow. That's pretty sad. She's coming off way to desperate for a part.
If she were a vampire I would drive a stake through her heart and stuff cloves of garlic down her gigantic mouth….while dowsing her with holy water…VAN HELSING STYLE BIOTCH!!!!!
Her career is sunk? umm, since it premiered on TV several years ago, Ghost Whisperer has been the #1 show in its time-slot with ratings ranking from 9-12million. Plus she gets a large paycheck for it because not only does she star in the show but she executive produces it. if that is a sunk career, can someone please direct me on how to get one?
i'm team jacob. and i'm def not alien.
edwards to pushy and controlling and intense.
bitch is trippin
wow are u gonna call her desperate for everything she says?
Ew. Twilight is insanely boring, but if I was going to pick a team it sure as hell would NOT be Edward. He's so dry and blah. Jacob is tall, dark and steamy.
Who is she and why is she "famous"…?
I am sure she is joking Perez … But as usual you try to turn it into a jibe
what a dumb bitch
bella can have edward and ill take jacob…
edwards cool and all but jacob is way more fun…less mature and tall dark and handsome
I'm Team Sensible Teenage Girls Who Realize That Twilight Is A Pile Of Crap. Yes, I did just make that up. Go away, JLH.
im more woman than her. fuck jlh. she wouldn't know the female race if it hit her in her giant ass. fuck twilight.
give her the part of the washed up actress … who's acting skills blow, albums have failed and love life is in to toilet. Oh, wait ….bwahahahaha.
F U JENNIFER…..IM A GIRL AND IM SO TEAM JACOB….EDward is a dousch…..JACOB ROX U BYOTCH
I like Jacob in the book … but in the movie… TEAM EDWARD damn Rob is so hot!
…. Can't even picture her as an extra. Shed have NO business being in the saga, last time time I checked there was no talentless big breasted bimbo vampire in the book… Or did I miss it?
haha i'm with her! I'd kill to be in that movie!
All I can say or do is laugh…LOL! Everyone wants to get on the Twilight bandwagon. And doesn't she still haver her own show? She should just deal with whispering to ghosts and let the real actors do their things as vamps.
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from ”'gozzipgrl”'♥
Okay [dont judge me] it might seem crazy but Im switching to TEAM JACOB!
Oh whatever! I think it's kinda neat that she just wants to do it.. because she thinks she'll ENJOY IT no matter how small the part is…. you're an asshole, Perez.
Get the fuck out, Jennifer! You ain't going anywhere near Robert! Besides you can't act at all. Period!
Team Jacob Rockssss.
But I also really like JLH.
AND I would also carry Roberts bags to be apart of it… but i'd prefer to carry Taylors (:
Hahah.
okay let me just settle this dispute once and 4 all. Edward is a creep and Jacob is a pedophile and dumbass. They both suck. Edward is controlling, and Jacob forced bella 2 kiss him witch is sexual assualt! and plus who gives a damn rlly? its stupid but yeah there r more ppl on team edward admit it and get over it!
Re: pusspuss – out off all the comments on here yours made the most sense this shit isn't even news worthy and people are already buying into perez little game of stirring up controversy when there isn't any..why is this even news worthy? if her career has sunk so low why are you reporting about her? she was obviously joking god perez and shit i would carry robs bags for free too because he is so fucking hot!! shes desperate just like any other twilight hormone enraged fan girl/guy who wants to screw one of the cast..where the fuck is the good gossip??
wow i officially hate that desperate c-lister now
Perez you're such an asshole. It's a shame you can't at least be witty or intelligent. You are just crass, tacky, sloppy, and pathetic.
Re: RPattzgirl – hahah lmfao while i dont agree with all you said i too was pissed jacob acted like such an ass by tricking bella into kissing him
She's okay. I think everyone wants a role now.
I HAPPEN TO BE TEAM JACOB, BITCH.
and im pretty sure i ain't from another planet.
damn. how desperate is she?!
PEREZ - IN THE BOOK - JACOB, THE WEREWOLF, ACTUALLY HITS THE GIRL. ANYONE WHO HAS ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK……IS TEAM EDWARD. JACOB IS NOT A NICE CHARACTER IN MY OPINION, AS WELL AS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO HAS SADLY WASTED TIME READING THESE BOOKS.
oh perez shut up. her career cant be that bad when she has a #1 show.
Good God, Mario. The girl was kidding. She's done nothing to you at all. I hope she has a pissy bodyguard, too.
this is oooold news. I read her idiotic comments like 2 day ago.
Re: gemma0505 – I like you. You obviously have a brain and can tell that a) she's sweet and b) she was soooooooooooooo obviously joking.
Why would someone even get mad over her saying that? Like really, it's not like she's expression her opinion on something important like universal health care. It's a preference on which character you find most attractive in a young adult novel.
And besides — to all us "normal" people out in the world JLH's career is beautiful. She makes more money than most of us dream of. She's doing pretty damn well for herself.
Who doesn't want to be in a badly acted, cheesy teen flick?
Team Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she wasnt saying that to be taken seriously… she's obviously just a big fan. and you are crazy if you think she isnt pretty.
why dont you talk about real twilight news? about how rachelle from one day to the other got so busy she wont be able to be in eclipse and bryce dallas howard is going to take her role? this website is bs.
Re: foxrivergirl – lol when does he hit her?
My Perezcious runs and hides under his own big boobs every night when he goes to bed!
For reals? Wow her days were waaaaaay over. I can't stand this broad!
WTF?!
I'm TEAM JACOB.
stupid bitch.
OMG peres geez she was probably joking and who wouldnt wan tot be in it its a cash cow…
OMG perez she was probably joking geez. and who wouldnt want to be in these movies they are cash cows
I don't think She should be in Twilight…. we have enough of hot actors and actresses too…. She need to find something else and not use Twilight to became famous…just like Robert Pattinson
It just means she's a real person–with a gushy personality. She's not begging for a part–she's making a joke about how much she likes the story.
i agree wit her on the TEAM EDWARD part!!!!
but damn wen was the last time she was in a movie????
c-lister???…more like Z lister
You guys are so dumb! Have you seen the video to this? She was JOKING! She was talking about Robert Pattinson and how she liked him and then started talking about Edward and blah blah blah. Then she said because of Rob she wanted to get the part so bad….
And what kind of jobs are you getting?
I'm sure you'd love the smallest role on a twilight film since you're constantly shoving it down our throats.
One word for you Perez: HUMOR.
I doubt she really cares to have a role in Twilight. If anything she's referring to Rob's status as a hearthrob, sex symbol, what-the-fuck-ever.
It's funny how I randomly read some of the comments on this post and a buch of people are telling her to fuck herself (j.love) because they're team jacob and not Edward. NEWS FLASH they're characters in books and movies.
she's old enough to play the gf of edwards vamp gramps
she isnt being desperate. shes being funny and showing support for the movies…think before you type dipshit!
Hi I am Bitter and I am losing my market share! Get a life a grow up you are such an 8yr old. You and your sister should get clue. The world does not need anymore BS. Report the news and stop acting like a child! Learn to report the news when it hits not surf othersites to make a statement!! You are such an ASS!
Re: foxrivergirl – when does he hit her… I remember she hit him breaking her own dam wrist.
i like twilight, but this twilight mania stuff is getting old. team edward? team jacob? who cares! i'm on team "real man" as in, i'm with a real man and not a fictional character…
am i still blocked?
ugh!!! what a bitch……TEAM JACOB!!!!
yay it worked! but neways she probably said it as if she was joking but really said it so the twilight ppls would consider her and take it she wasn't joking. about her statement: at first i was all team edward but now i'm on eclipse and am swaying toward jacob especially wit those juicy abs in the new moon trailer haha!
Come on people, you don't actually believe this do you?
In fairness to Ms Hewitt, while she may be on the precipice of falling into a lifetime of obscurity, she is one of the few hollywood types in her stage of life who have one chance left to redeem themselves. All she has to do is strip completely naked for a Playboy photo shoot. Now I don't mean one of those "artistic" ones that Playboy is ruining their brand by agreeing to so often these days. If she wants to get off this sinking plateau she is on (and find a real man - not this f-list comedian) we need to see full on Jennifer Love HugeTits AND bush (if she has that - so few do these days.) I won't judge her.
If and only if she does this without reservation, restriction, or hesitation, she will be granted one last shot at continuing a Hollywood career. If not, no one will remember her fondly like her idol Hepburn. No, she will just be one of countless, nameless, faceless many who have layed on a casting couch and seen little in return.
The world grows weary of her constant tease. Choose now: nudity or go away.
Please, J Love. Take this opportunity. Call Hef. The window is closing but you still have time. Act now!
dear perez, or dear ghostwirter: obviously you know nothing about love and nothing about twilight - she is team edward, not team rpattz. and her "despeartion" is not about a filmrole or her want to fuck rpattz, it's about how much she's into the idea of the perfect and endless love. every woman want's an edward.
hopefully enough people here will understnad, but i guess most of those who are attracted by "twilight" are into either lautner or pattinson, so they only see "oh my gooosh she wants to fuck jacob/edward" blaaa
oh whatever. her comment was cute.
Okay, I actually saw this interview a few days ago and everything she said was out of pure fun. She was serious but she had a very joking demeanor about it all. You obviously didnt see the interview or you saw it and decided to make an ass out of her for fun. I thought the interview was hilarious and she was basically just ranting about how much she loves Twilight. She was acting like a giggly love-struck twilight fan and your just making fun of her. I wouldnt expect anything less of you though because you do that to a lot of celebrities.
lolololololololololol
People I know who live in RHODE ISLAND even think being an extra in a film is a waste of time. You know it's sad then.
Eh, she's obviously joking about the Team Edward thing. And I think she is quite humble to admit her desire to be in the new Twilight movie, and I actually think the role could suit her.
omg you are making her out to be depsperate! she probably just said that all jokingly.
NONONONO
TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY
To Comment No 76.
UR SO RIGHT!!!
Every woman wants an Edward!! Thats y twilight is such a hit! Its the idea of true love where other things like money or background is not so important!
Besides… even people who r no actors wish to have a role in those movies…
So can we please leave this woman alone…. I dont think shes so bad!!
what about team Eric Yorkie?
Re: epic – You've got to be shitting me. I am a woman, but I most certainly do NOT want an Edward. Anyone who sneaks into my house to watch me sleep or takes my car apart to keep me from seeing a friend is NOT a good man. Those things are not romantic, they're creepy. Edward is controlling, manipulative, and abusive. He and Bella's "love" is based on looks, nothing more. FUCK TWILIGHT.
That being said, I'm sure JLH was only joking…but it doesn't change the fact that she's unbelievably stupid.
It's ok Jennifer Love, I totally would take that part too. HELL FUCKIN YEAH.
i agree. girls who aren't team edward are crazy!!!! like my sister, for example.
and RELAX she is joking dude.
What a jurk..
Sorry, I'm a girl and I don't like Edward Cullen or Twilight, so she can call me an alien or whatever she wants.. don't care, and yes u are right Perez, her career decreased a lot.. so stupid -.-
Re: inwonderland1808 –
edwad is the epitome of what every girl wants in a guy
what is wrong with u
jacob is immature and he is the pushy one cos all he wants is bella when shes with someone else
edward on the other hand wants her to be happy
Re: tangerinextrees –
what is wrong with you!!!
its just prude people like u that ruin the enjoyment of something for everyone else.
TWILIGHT IS A FICTIONAL SERIES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
let people enjoy it for what it is. a fictional novel based on forbidden love.
its not about fucking abuse nor does it promote that.,
I am probably the only one who hasn't heard of Twilight. So I am probably of a whole different universe.
She jokes to people about loving the twilight series and look what you ppl write about her, lol.
Fuckin jerks
Puh-lease. Edward sucks. If I DID like the books (which I don't) I would be so team Jacob.
i am team normal! i dnt like eder of dem i dnt watch twighlight nd dnt find de main guy goodlookin at all personally i think hes dirty lookin
Oh, Perez… ur only hatin' cuz u wish u were her!!!
"Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her."
ROFL!!
As for being in Twilight…..no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I looooooooooooooooooove Twilight and I don't want to see people not right for the parts being in any of the films!
TEAM JACOB! = )
even though im not big on the twilight seen
but mah god taylor!!
one word HATERS