Jennifer Love Desperate Begs For A Part In The Next Twilight Film!

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If we were Jennifer Love Hewitt, we would run and hide under our big boobs.

The C-list actress had some choice words to share about her obsession with Twilight and they are sure to piss off a couple million tweens.

Though no one can deny the numbers are uneven in the Team Edward vs Team Jacob race, with the addition of Taylor Lautner and his sick abs to the Jacob role, the werewolf numbers are on the rise.

But according to Jennifer, you ain't nothing if you don't love Edward Cullen. She was recently quoted saying: “Who’s not Team Edward? There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her.

But, ladies, before you go and give her a piece of your mind, you should know that she is so desperate and sad, that it might not be worth your time. While many of the Hollywood world is dying to be in the next Twilight movies, only Jennifer is pathetic enough to want to be an extra. That's how far her career has sunk!

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she says. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it."

Desperate!

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    Posted: Jul 29, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    210 comments to “Jennifer Love Desperate Begs For A Part In The Next Twilight Film!”

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    1. 201

      Really, what is fucking wrong with you? Don't you know humor when you see\hear\read it?? If Elton John said the same thing, would you call him pathetic?? Or what about your pal Dita? If she wanted to carry R-Patz luggage in the next movie you'd be saying "Go girl!!" I just don't understand your dislike of certain people. What? They didn't come to your birthday?? From what I understand, those that did couldn't leave fast enough! You're just being an asshole for the same of being one.



    2. 202

      I am ALL about TAYLOR LAUTNER. thats my future husband shes talking about. and if tha tmeans im an alien then i am an alien! an alien who could probably get a part in that movie before her! no talent ass bitch



    3. 203

      Don't be so mean perez
      It's not her fault Rpatz is
      So scruptious I would b
      300 times more desperate lol



    4. 204

      this is sad. why DO people even talk about her. she is not famous. i can totally imagine throngs of pissed girls sending her hate mail. but i kinda agree with her. team jacob fans are not aliens tho. they are just strange, confused girls but i guess they don't NOT deserve to exist. still, i mean if you know the whole story, you better be team edward



    5. 205

      She sucks as an actor if she was in the movie omg it would be a trainwreck!!!



    6. 206

      how is she desperate and sad? she is beautiful and seems pretty sweet - so shut up



    7. 207

      she also said that she would faint if she were to see Rpattz lol



    8. 208

      yeahh! team edwardd :)



    9. 209

      Re: epic – haha nicee



    10. 210

      …wow so so sad…hahaha

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