John Mayer: Pussy Magnet!


We just don't know how John Mayer does it! The singer and former Maniston boytoy was spotted Tuesday night exiting the Hotel Cafe in West Hollywood after his "surprise" performance.
And, as usual, while he was leaving, the paparazzi made sure to follow his every step. In fact, they even caught some chick leaving her phone number on Mayer's Porsche! As he drove off!!!
Can we say d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e?
Though we give her a B for effort!
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thats just a wild crazy hysteric fan i mean you know how it is…OH WAIT you dont! because your a loser
Yea, he's pretty hot but I would never leave my number on a guy's windshield. You are right, Perez, that seems a little desperate.
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Who on earth is this dude? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than have sex with him. Y'all are fucking sick man…………PREACH
FUCK YAH HE'S HOT!!!
My Perezcious of course gives himself an A for effort as his main claim to fame is that he was actually "snogging" with John Mayer.
Hopefully she gets a call for her embarrassing antics…
This guy must be hung like a horse.. can't understand what other reason the chicks would flock to him for.
ew, he's so fruity and self-absorbed and whispery…and not attractive. and how do you know what's on the piece of paper? It might be an ad for a car wash. it might be a note saying "You are fruity and self-absorbed and whispery."
Man, when people act like that they just look like idiots. He is hot though. Would I ever jump on his car or go to other extremes? Hell no!
Re: Canadiana717 – Hey girl
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Hiyya chickie.. gotcha on the *old people* post.
didnt you french kiss this guy perez?
perez………stop saying maniston ….your a fucking ass hole ….jennifer aniston is very pretty….and probably one of the nicest people in the world. LAY OFF HER SHE WILL HAVE MORE TALENT THEN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF SO FUCK YOU!
HE can take MY puss anytime.
mARIO,you know you were in that crowd too…
so shut up .
Wow - John Mayer wears Hushpuppies!!!!! What a dork.
He's a big douche. He's not even hot. Eh.
i have the same birthday as john mayer! i looove his music, and him! duhh
I would of done the same shit… he is FUCKIN FINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget that douchebag, what does the shirt say on the guy behind him?
John Mayer is King Douche of Douchemania… What is the appeal there!? I don't get it!!!
I'm going to see you know who T. mwcwywi. You know mwtby. I'll be ym ms while I'm there!
Oh god, please don't encourage John mayer. Asshole!
Ok as a fan yep he is hot but um dude when is the next album already….you know its sad when the Jonas Brother's have more out then you and they have not been in the industry as long as you
GROSS
OMG BOTH BOYS IN THE 1PICTURE ARE SO HOT
Why to girls chase him? His head is way larger than his body. He is the most disloyal boyfriend any girl could have.
Not that I feel the need to defend myself but here's the real story… thats me, the crazy frantic fan that just had to leave my number on his car! NOT! It was a joke and I was actually taking it off of his car, then the paparazzi/others were yelling at me to put it back on, so I did. I was talking with a few girls there and they said they thought it was his car. So I decided if it is, I am leaving a note and if it isn't some creep is going to get a note from me. I put it on his car 30 minutes prior to him coming out, not even sure if that actually was his car. I also was talking and joking with the paparazzi before he came out and they said if something funny doesn't happen then the pictures aren't worth anything, so there it is, there's your joke!
I love it! Even after they got that shot, they told me to stand there and pose and kept taking pictures. They take anything they can get, I guess.
So it's funny how a picture can be turned around. Haha, I don't care though if he's getting more media, then good for him! I think he's amazing and I am stoked I got to meet him.
Ha ha!
I know, i know…beige hush puppies, green slacks, black short sleeved shirt with open buttons and a very colorful left arm…what more could a woman ask for????? got me.
he's hideous..and a douche bag.
Ew, he's repulsive. Why do women even let him within 100 yards of them? Bleurgh…. Skin crawling…
He is amazingly attractive. His looks, his voice, his talent, his style, his attitude…. mmmmmm
Jon Mayer is like the cute guy you work with. Yes, he's good looking. But putting your phone number on his car. Hmmm., Oh yeah, he's rich!
He might have called her…he is desperate himself….have we forgotten his own track record already?????
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE THAT WORD PEREZ?
he can have my number lol
Not hot. He's a slightly built little man. Have you seen him with no shirt on? He's got no definition whatsover. He's pasty, he's got a big mouth and frankly he's really not that good looking. People confuse fame with looks all the time. Are you all stupid or what?
growing up around muscians and people watching I have learned that chicks are totally scandalous can be EXTREMELY embarassing and as long as the guy can play an instrument on stage and entertain and gets attention, he could be shrek and still get laid……
Re: contrarianchick –
HAHAHAHA easily the best comment here !!!!
he got very lucky going out with Jennifer Love Hewitt - that other jennifer not so much
Who wants to screw this Edward Scissor Hands look a like!
urrrr.. can't stand his looks or his wonderland music. that girl is probably celebrating that her picture is on your site.
Re: blahblah12 – Re: Canadiana717 – Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Afternoon girls! Hope you all are being good! John Mayer is not a bad looking guy and he does have talent.
Oh, my bad afternoon to all the Peeps!!! I did not mean to exclude anyone.
i have to admit….he is a hottie. and the fact that he is an awesome musician doesn't hurt. he can sing to me anytime!
Re: Paris France – Hey sexiness!
NOTTIE!!
He signed on to become a fake PR 'boyfriend' of Miss FRAUD, so she could convince the studio to sign on for her new movie PUMAS. She had to make it look believable to get the green sign. He loves and breath PR. Aniston trades her private life for PR, including not having children. Brad left for someone who wanted a family with him. Everyone's happy.