Knoxville's Ex-Wife Scores!

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Divorce can be ugly,but Johnny Knoxville's wife is seeing nothing but green. On Friday, Johnny's divorce to his wife of twelve years finally came to a close as the last set of details were fine tuned.

Johnny will have to pay his wife $6,000 a month in child support, along with also giving her half of residuals from the Jackass franchise and Dukes of Hazzard movie. So she'll get another $24.50 from that.

Sorry to hear about the divorce, but we couldn't stay married to someone who hammers his peen or rides a shopping cart off a building!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 29, 2009 at 10:45 am / Email this »

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55 comments to “Knoxville's Ex-Wife Scores!”

karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…divorce CAN be ugly and so is the bitch in the photo. Have him call me when all is said and done. "We've Only Just Begun".
inkandvirtue says – reply to this

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hahaha, well so that's the way it goes, then, I guess. Love karencarpenter's comment..!!
RacheePoo says – reply to this

3

1st
Disaster says – reply to this

4

Hahahahah suckerrr
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: karencarpenter – ginsu, steaks, resume?
jOshee69 says – reply to this

6

Eeww! He can do better anyway!!
gwyneth says – reply to this

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$24.50 in residuals? Ooo, big payout. Proof read, bitch.
SweetAs says – reply to this

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imagine bein married to a jackass boy tho *shudders*
Sexsai says – reply to this

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"So she'll get another $24.50 from that."
That is SO funny. Whoever wrote that is brillz. That made my day
AMO says – reply to this

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Wow, a whole $24.50, huh??? She scored BIG time… atleast read what you type before you post… that's all we ask, dumbass!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – he dude…..you said happy b-day to me somewhere along the way…..just wanted to say "Thanx!!!"
Cocobear says – reply to this

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Whoever doesn't get that the $24.50 is a joke refering to the poor sales of the jackass movies and dukes of hazzard is a MORON!!!!

Jeez!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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your sarasm is retarded mario…..go back to the drawing books…….
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – ginsu check resume check steaks, uhm…I'll stick to unsweetened iced tea and other diuretics, thanks.
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: RobPnMeShouldB – have a great one!
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Well of COURSE she diserves half. I mean she worked so hard for his career. It takes lots of effort to spend money and not work.
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: RobPnMeShouldB –
happy
b/day♥
can we zpank
u….and how many?>?
Paigee says – reply to this

18

Ummm $6k a month isn't crap, Mario.

Do you even pull in six figures?
Amanda Says says – reply to this

19

he's so much hotter than she is
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonFireFly – thanx and 25+1 for good luck!!!!
*
rob can however many times he wants tho…..hehe…… kidding!!! or am i……..?? haha,hehe…….
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – so far so good…although i am at work……
ashley1fan says – reply to this

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i didn't know he was married to a fugly drag queen
DebDebs says – reply to this

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Wow, that ugly bitch must have done something right to land him. Funny Perez $24.50 you are so right about that!!
BOOMBOOMPOWrez says – reply to this

24

Ewww, she looks about 20 yrs his senior. He is so sexy. He couldn't nail a hot chick?
Candace says – reply to this

25

12 years?! wow johnny did well!!!
LisafromOP says – reply to this

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I know it is crazy, but I've always had a crush on Knoxville. Not the I want to marry you type of crush, but the I want to jump your bones type of crush…..
YUCK says – reply to this

27

serves him and his new greedy chinck right for thinking she would make out like a bandit with this slime ball.
*Kari* says – reply to this

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Who knew he was even married?
YUCK says – reply to this

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leave it to a greedy asian woman to bust up anyones marriage. I am sure ruppert murdoch knows about that.
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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AND NO ONE WILL MARRY AN ASSHOLE WHO BASHES LITTLE GIRLS ON HIS WEBSITE EITHER! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MARIO!
redhead27 says – reply to this

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She looks so old!
britneyduh says – reply to this

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Re: AMO – as much as perez pisses me off…it's called sarcasm not a typing error. now who is the dumbass?
jumbie says – reply to this

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how does someone as hot as Knoxville end up marrying such an ugly hag? if he tried, he could have prob nailed a supermodel or something.
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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HOW DID SHE PUT UP WITH HIM THAT LONG?
Jimmy Choo says – reply to this

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She looks so much older, almost like his mother, so I googled them and actually Johnny is 38 and his wife is only 4 years older. I think Johnny looks much younger then 38…
Bytch says – reply to this

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He's sexy…wish he wasn't so fucked.
Miss Bu says – reply to this

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He is sooo BEAUTIFUL. I'd use him for a night.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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Re: AMO –

It was a joke you freaking boob. It's called sarcasm…..look it up before YOU type.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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Why does one judge award 55k a month, and then this judge gives her 6k which is a lot, but it's a more reasonable sum. I don't know about any of you, but I have 3 kids and they don't cost me 6k a month. Between a nanny, sports, clothes, leisure stuff, I would be surprised if it was 2k for all of my kids.
Ozz465 says – reply to this

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Damm knoxville got fucked royally in that deal.
Paris France says – reply to this

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I'm surprise they stayed married that long. Best of luck to both of them.
missB says – reply to this

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i didnt know he was married and a father. wow
umyeah says – reply to this

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Oh perez, you'd hold on to anyone who would be stupid and desperate enough to hook up with your nasty ass….stop lying
umyeah says – reply to this

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Re: gwyneth – im pretty sure that was perez's failed attempt at making fun of what a shitty movie the dukes of hazard was
umyeah says – reply to this

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Re: Frag The Paps – i agree, kids are expensive, but not that expensive….but I'm pretty sure Nas makes more money and has more money than knoxville so i can see why the difference in amounts is there
Kanye's a Gay Fish says – reply to this

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I could stay with him. He's hot…… btw, another $24.50? Like twenty-four dollars and fifty cents? LAFF
caslaibel says – reply to this

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She looks like his mother.
rwest78 says – reply to this

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@britneyduh & Cocobear
It's a fucking dumb joke. Jackass 1 & 2 made a combined total of $150million.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Having a relationship with someone you married go south is not 'scoring'; most would choose a solid marriage over divorce. It will barely serve to help her recoup and try again. She was 1/2 of that relationship, and deserves some assets accordingly.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Re: Amanda Says – @19 - Not in the dark.
hollywoodholly says – reply to this

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haha…damn …that bitch is gettin PAID! i could do lots with 6 grand a month….come knock me up a few times knoxville, shit Id let ya!
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: RobPnMeShouldB –
I
think
your
not kiddin….hehe
u luv Rob
hope u had
a good one♥
ISANTA says – reply to this

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Re: LisafromOP – "I know it is crazy, but I've always had a crush on Knoxville. Not the I want to marry you type of crush, but the I want to jump your bones type of crush….. "

hahah totally see where your comin from.
MandiePie says – reply to this

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I LOVE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE SO MUCH - HE IS SO HOT
*glamourous* says – reply to this

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ummmmm… johnny was married to that?