Madge In Translation

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Her Madgesty has yet another notch to add to her belt: international journalist!

Madonna has penned a story for Friday's issue of the Israeli daily newspaper Yediot Ahronot, entitled "How My Life Changed." The piece will be translated from English into Hebrew for publication.

Madge goes into detail about her "religious awakening" in the article, which occurred after turning to Kabbalah over 14 years ago. The material girl realized "fame and fortune were not the end but only the beginning" after studying Jewish mysticism.

Sounds like an inspiring read!

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    Posted: Jul 29, 2009 at 4:45 pm / Email this  »

    58 comments to “Madge In Translation”



    1. 1

      the queen of pop is looking pretty
      her arms arent showing**



    2. 2

      is that her younger brother?



    3. 3

      God.., She's as bad as the Scientologist…. So over her talking about how enlightened she is.



    4. 4

      Yeah………..umm-hmm. The fact that the entire Industry is run by Jews had "nothing at all" to do with her sudden "conversion" to Judaism………an nice, er slutty, Italian Catholic Girl.

      Madonna knows where the money and the power in Show Biz is……….it's with the Jews ! Kabbalah, I've heard, is almost Satanic in nature, but then again, that would also follow someone with MONEY LUST ON THE BRAIN, a ho named ' MADONNA ! ' OF COURSE !



    5. 5

      that sounds like a bunch of crap!



    6. 6

      Re: JigSaw – I was hoping she was dating someone her own age for once!



    7. 7

      Ha! Younger brother. Ha!
      Ok, need to stop laughing people at work starting to suspect I might not be working.

    8. Scrib says – reply to this


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      Uh, who's the guy in the pic with Madge? Details please.



    9. 9

      HAHAHAH Yediot… is the like ya we're idiot = Yediot! Fuck isreal…. hope they nuke it soon.



    10. 10

      Re: Scrib – Shimon Peres, Israeli politician and current president. Ain't he a cutie ?



    11. 11

      Too bad her "Kabbalah" religeon is just another money making scam along with Scientology.



    12. 12

      Re: JigSaw – Wise guy. :-(
      This is Shimon Peres, President of Israel.



    13. 13

      did she adopt this guy?



    14. 14

      Re: bongo – That guy is Shimon Perez (haha) and he used to be the Prime Minister of the terrorist country of Isreal. She may have given him a quick blow job but that's about it.



    15. 15

      Re: blahblah12 – According to gossipcop.com, the arms in the picture were photoshopped. Perez is too much of Lady CaCa ass-licking whore to do any research before he posts.



    16. 16

      Re: Mystery Person – In romance languages (Spanish/French/Italian) the Kabbalah has very negative connotations, related to weird, arcane, dark magic and divination. What's worse is that this aging skank still wears the cross and keeps insult Christianity whenever she can.

      Phony worn-out slut!



    17. 17

      did she give him a headlock after with those fuckin arms?



    18. 18

      Re: P.Hilton

      terrorist country of isreal??

      wow .. u are an asshalt



    19. 19

      Re: redrum86 – I love Shimon Peres. He actually looks great for an 85 year old man!



    20. 20

      No, it doesn't. It sounds like bullsh_t.



    21. 21

      The QUEEN.



    22. 22

      She's full of it. She talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk. She's still a very nasty person and the "good" she does in the world is calculated.



    23. 23

      Re: UberBling – Asshault? What the fuck is that? Yes, Isreal is a terrorist country, it was invited to settle there, and instead it has become the bully of the region. EVERYONE wants them out and sooner or later they'll get what they deserve… hopefully sooner and it can take you with it.



    24. 24

      Re: Pear Ass Hilton – And we're suppose to believe that site because, let me guess, her "rep" said it was altered? Yeah, ok, sure. Because her rep is usually so truthful? Ha!
      .
      All she has to do is show her arms angain and we'll all know the truth…



    25. 25

      Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – That was a very deep comment LOL Are all Vadge fans as intelligent as you?



    26. 26

      did she steal some land while over there?



    27. 27

      Finally a nice photo of my girl! She looks glam and not a day older than 30…



    28. 28

      Translation: I was too rich and bored, it was unsatisfying so I found a great distraction!



    29. 29

      can't stand israel. theyre killing my people



    30. 30

      Faye Dunnaway???? oh no, it is Man-donna!



    31. 31

      Re: UberBling – inflicting terror onto a civilian population makes you a terrorist country. therefore the way israel conducts itself twords the palestinian people, would qualify that term being used.



    32. 32

      Re: perezhasanalleakage – Why thank you! Pheewww…. :)



    33. 33

      Re: sweetfreedom – I'm glad I'm not the only one… so I'm going to have to second that motion :D



    34. 34

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



    35. 35

      Re: Pear Ass Hilton – Omg?? seriously ?..hes like crazy about her but his lazy ass is too busy to do some research on that? grawr..hell probably post about it in like a month or so ..hes been giving us old news lately



    36. 36

      She looks wonderful in that pic….and I am glad she is educating the public on Kabbalah..it's not Satanism
      I just read "Becoming Like God", it really had a positive affect on me.



    37. 37

      it sounds like jews are just money hungry. i hope their faith isn't based on "fame and fortune" being the "beginning" (whatsoever). i'm a dumb athiest, so what would i know about any religion. but good for her. she is the woman!

    38. koe says – reply to this


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      Re: notafan – Jews aren't money hungry, they're just well educated and have ambition- you get poor jews too. Their religion has nothing to do with fame and fortune.

      As for Madonna i doubt what she is real kabbalah considering in the past some of the wisest rabbis didn't learn it and had problems with it. But if whatever she's doing helps her stay a little grounded in her life then more power to her.



    39. 39

      Re: JigSaw – that is the PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL…
      Re: P.Hilton – terrorist country? are you fucking kidding? and its ISRAEL. at least spell it right you asshole.

      yall are all so ignorant and rude… maybe try to learn a bit about the world's politics rather than spend all of your time on here everyday.



    40. 40

      AWESOME…………



    41. 41

      i hate when celebrities talk about their stupid spiritual lives



    42. 42

      please…fame and fortune??? I love her but she would die without it!!!
      please give me a break!!!!
      and she writes all of her music….



    43. 43

      Long Live The Queen!



    44. 44

      THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GET MARRIED!
      .
      CUTE COUPLE BY THE WAY….UR DON'T LOOK THE SAME WITH JESUS. . HE LOOK LIKE LURDES BIG BRO OR EVN BOYFRIEND.
      .
      AHHH…THE 50y..BANGING HARD..SORRY I'M JUST 34. . AND I DUMP A GENIUS 8 YEARS LESS THAN ME CUZ I JUST CANT COMPETE..
      .
      I WAS RATIONAL..
      .
      BUT THESE 2 LOOK LIKE MATCH FROM HEAVEN. C MADG..U CAN STILL SCORE… BUT SOMEONE UR AGE ….NARCISISTA



    45. 45

      Re: JigSaw – U REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH..KEEP WITH THOSE CINICAL COMMENTS..I LOVE EVERYONE OF THEM… AWWWSOME
      .
      THESE ONE WAS GREAT…JAJAJAJ



    46. 46

      YAWN !!!



    47. 47

      Re: iheartjason
      haha lighten up, nutsak



    48. 48

      on a higher spiritual plane - get on it -



    49. 49

      she insult judaism



    50. 50

      Re: iheartjason – You're the ignorant one dumbass….. obviously you know nothing about what's going on so go back to your hole and wait until someone takes a shit on you…. you retarded zionist pig. I'll spell it whatever way I want, it won't exist soon anyway - why don't you go there and hopefully you'll burn with them fuckhead.



    51. 51

      Re: iheartjason – P.S. go take some fucking history lessons you uneducated ignorant pig. People like you are the reason the world is so fucked up. I hope to god you are all extinct soon, and we can all be in a peaceful and loving world like it should be. Where do you live incidentally? You hick.

    52. koe says – reply to this


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      Re: P.Hilton

      I think you are the one in need of history lessons, and why on earth do you need to insult people to get your point across, it makes you seem ignorant. As for wishing for the extinction for a whole race of people so the world will be a more peaceful place? can you say oxymoron.



    53. 53

      Re: koe – Actually I can challenge you to a history lesson about the region and trust me I'll win. As for insulting people, it's called freedom of speech if you don't like it move on - especially when it comes to defending people that obviously are as ignorant as you are. Now crawl back under your rock of ignorance and perhaps read a book or two on where Israel came from and how they were invited to settle there without by the Brits. That's your lesson for the day…. now p off!



    54. 54

      Hahahahaha re reads it again
      hahahahahaha
      hahaha. Hahahaha haha
      ha ha
      ha haaahha eh mmm Where, is mini me? Mini me where are u?"
      can some one put a frickin bell on him!". Eeeeeeeeeeee just grab the hook,I don't know what I would do without you…I'd prolly shed a tear and move on and get a replica but there would be a sufficent time out for silence…..Sorry I sometimes forget that I was CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN therefore I can not CONTROL the SOUND OF my VOICE! In this case TEXT!! I bet she can shag like a minx….yeah baby! Yeah!



    55. 55

      Re: P.Hilton – Actually, "Yediot" translated means "News." But I'm guessing because of your vicious and uneducated attacks on an ENTIRE COUNTRY OF PEOPLE (not just the violent ones, all of them, because that makes sense), you might understand this phrase "kus em'ek."



    56. 56

      Re: h_robot – hahaha thank you.



    57. 57

      Re: h_robot – hahahaha thank you.



    58. 58

      Re: P.Hilton – ew you're disgusting. fuck you.