Taylor Momsen Is Trying Too Hard!

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This isn't the first time she's been so stupid!

Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen shares her extremely diluted opinion of herself in an interview accompanying her September Teen Vogue cover.

Here are some HIGHlights of her 16-year-old naivete:

On being with kids her own age:
"I live a very adult life, What am I going to do, hang out with high school kids? I just can't relate to what they talk about – it seems so petty."

On boys:
She's been in "lots of relationships. Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is. I would eat a boy my age alive."

Date anyone much older and there is a word for that: Felony!!!

On friends:
"I have such trust complexes. I'm close to like, two people."

On her looks and new 'do:
"I'm pretty, but I'm not, like, a pretty girl. I know people were a little, um, taken aback. But it wasn't me that changed – it was just that I decided to start being myself."

On going back to school:
"I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry. For most people college is a place where you learn about yourself, and I feel like I'm doing that already. I'm already independent.

An artist?! The CW and faux punk does not an artist make!!

You're an IGM model with a chip on your shoulder, not a Sex Pistol!

Keep this up and you'll be attending the University of Obscurity by 20!

    Posted: Jul 29, 2009 at 9:15 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      not very famous, not very talented, get over yourself, hon



    2. 102

      CORRECTION: Diluted means 'watered down'. I think you were looking for an opposite-meaning word, or maybe another word beginning with the letter 'd', like 'delusional'. Get it together!



    3. 103

      I just have to add, this must what they call PAINFULLY STUPID.



    4. 104

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Nice grammar you idiot - speak English!



    5. 105

      Thank you Perez! You really cut right to the core of shit sometimes. I appreciate your honesty and the fact that you don't mince words. Tell these egomaniacs what's what.



    6. 106

      Re: i love britney spears – "girls n hs r so dumb"- listen girlfriend you talk like you're in high school, like you've never had to spell out words in a real life situation. How much worse can the girls you go to school with be?



    7. 107

      I get sick and tired of reading about 15yr olds who think they know everything. Live for twenty something years and then have may have a opinion. This rate she is going to be a washed up actor with no other 'real' talent.. Sure as hell cant bloody sing.. She's a rip of artist!

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      108

      16-year old won't be able to know if college is good for her or not.



    9. 109

      How the hell is she an 'pretty' 'independent' 'artist'? She's a TV actress who sings in a crappy band! This arrogance makes me really angry.. >:(



    10. 110

      gaaaah. B00@Momsen



    11. 111

      I cancelled my subscription ever since miley made the cover.
      Who is this poser again?



    12. 112

      trigonometry???? WTF???? Saying that your so mature for your age makes her evn more immature in my eyes. Real, mature teenagers know how to…Well, be teenagers. Enjoy it, relax, have fun. And saying she needs no school is just so white-trash ignorant- Gosh, I'm not gonna start.
      This chick should get real.



    13. 113

      she's cool. i like her. more genuine than most of the teen stars of today.



    14. 114

      ummm you first, fat ass perez hilton.



    15. 115

      get over yourself you freak.



    16. 116

      She doesnt give a fuck. Good for her. I was like that when I was 16 too. Only worse, lol.



    17. 117

      wow she looks like a young christina applegate, and aren't young teens known for their dumb opinions, so she contradicts herself by trying to sound sooooo grown up. give it time honey, life will suk soon enough. yea, like perez say about 20 or so…



    18. 118

      UMMM it's IMG you fucktard and plenty of celebrities are represented by IMG like Drew Barrymore and Hilary Duff. For someone who blogs about celebrities you're pretty damn ignorant.



    19. 119

      What's the worst part?

      In 4 years, if she blows off….

      Mario is going to be kissing her ASS.



    20. 120

      What does 'diluted opinion' mean? I think Perez was searching for another word (for diluted) because that phrase makes absolutely no sense.



    21. 121

      Re: EveryoneLeaaave – she's sixteen, she's legal, right? when i was sixteen i was dating an older guy
      xxx
      SINCE WHEN IS 16 LEGAL?



    22. 122

      you're not pretty, though…..



    23. 123

      I think she's telling the truth, and she's just trying to tell everyone how she wants to live her life because people call her a douche and wannabe because of you and that IS why she looks so bad to us. And c'mon everyone in de showbizz is more mature because they have a real job! We teens don't. And she's always surrounded by older people and btw she never said anything about punk. Might check your sourced a bit more pérez..



    24. 124

      who the fuck is taylor momsen?



    25. 125

      Re: CaraC – exactly what i was going to say!
      but what does she know about anything, she's only 16. can't expect her to have any perspective at that age



    26. 126

      She looks like a poser. eck!



    27. 127

      yeah shes cool i guess but i feel like she has to over do it in the public eye opposed to just being cool..i think thats what bugs me about her but whatev.



    28. 128

      whoa wat happened? weirdo…



    29. 129

      There are words for ppl like her FUCKIN POSERS! Go back to acting Gossip Girl atleast that way ppl will want to see u cuz ur faux band Pretty Reckless is um Pretty Stupid get a life PLZ and save us all the petty drama!



    30. 130

      Making yourself look like Nancy Spungen and Courtney Love just sets you up for disaster.

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