Illy Allen Continues Her Rein As The Almighty Hot Mess

Poor thing! Silly Allen looks like she was having a rough night!
The singer emerged out of Nobu restaurant in London on Wednesday evening wearing another knock-off Britney wig and too much Wet 'N Wild silver eye shadow.
Illy's been wearing wigs a lot lately. Is she trying to be trendy? Fail!
FYI: Your hand does not function as a lighter.
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Silly!
The fuck? She isn't even that famous.
Then again, that could be why she's pulling this shit.
Is that eye shadow or did she go too hard on the concealer?
wtf is up with her eye makeup, yuuck
….maybe she wears wigs ’cause the paps are always up her ass.
I love PEREZ!!! And Madonna!!! And Angelina!!! And Lady Gaga!!! (and I need to get back to studying.)
'FYI: Your hand does not function as a lighter.'
thats idiot perez… why you say so dumb things??
but yeah…Poor lilly, she had better days…now awful days…and that silver naaahhaahh
Yeah cause Lady Gaga wearing wigs is fine. YOU fail, perez, you constantly use Lily as a target without doing research. She's smoking. So what?
Re: mehart2001 – I sure hope said celebrities aren't your role models
Shut the fuck up Perez, I'm so sick of you being such a bitch.
If this was a pic of Gaga looking the same you'd say she looked amazing.
And the thought of you knowing what's trendy is laughable.
You are a horrible person.
What's that white stuff around Lili's eyes?
i know she's not a-list but you'd think she could afford a mirror…….
What is your deal with Lily Allen…. it gets kinda pathetic when you rag on her for smoking, but say nothing about Madonna smoking on the cover of her new single. Sometimes you can be so lame
sp: reiGn
She's not stupid. She's making sure her cigarette doesn't get wet. See the rain on the camera?
fuck you perez. what makes you think you're so high and mighty? all you do is sit on your ass and talk shit through a laptop. if you're so god damn superior why don't you talk your shit to lily's face? oh yea, cuz she'll probably punch you in the face and make you cry. you know you love her music, fucking hypocrite.
wtf happened to her?
Love Lily Allen. What a cutie, but this pic is not helping. She was amaze-balls in Chicago.
Why so bitchy Mario? Is this still about your issues over not being born as a woman….
Re: karencarpenter – It doesn't count if she invites the paps up her ass Karen lol.. She likes them up there.. That's how she got her Lilly Allen swager.. LOL
How come no one likes her? I like her songs and I havent heard of anything that would make me NOT like her..
The cig is lit she's just trying to keep it lit
i completely agree with whatatwat. if lady gaga were wearing her eyemakeup like that you'd call it "ferosh."
every time i see you, perez, you look tragic, so i hardly think you should be judging other people's fashion.
obviously shes trying to be like Bjork
i mean…..she even copied the video the fear…..idk why you havent noticed yet.
Re: BabyDB – you said "obviously shes trying to be like Bjork"
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Well all she'd have to do for that is to snort coke for 20 years and become a nutcase.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – YIKES LOLOLOL!
You're really blowing it, Mario. This site used to be entertaining.
Re: karencarpenter – LOL thought you'd like that one! lol
Re: Helloo nurse! –
My role models are not celebrities! My role models are the courageous community leaders who try to help better education and maintain safety for the area I live in. I do admire stated celebrities for their charitable donations they have made though!
Re: Spindoc – LOL TOO TRUE!! I sure as fuck wouldn't wanna immitate her in the first place though..
Why yall all mad at perez its HIS website!!!!!!! luv ya!!!!!!
if lady gaga had that makeup youd be like "fierce!"
shut the hell up perez.
her rein? is she a horse???
it's REIGN. Don't you even care about what you post anymore? Or are you just so awesome that you don't need to pay attention to typos?
OMG, I'm rushing to the Chanel boutique this instant!!!
Yyyyyyyyyyeah, the reverse raccoon look is not working for her, but who gives a flying fuck if she wears a wig?
And sidenote to whoever said she is trying to be Bjork … I don't dislike Lily, but she could NEVER be Bjork.
You are so full of shit Mario — GaGa looks worse than this on a daily basis and wears worse stuff….but it's "ferosh" on her…..WTF you hypocritical dumbass.
I don't understand why she is famous. She's boring and offensive.
You're a total Fat, Disgusting PIG Perez! U always target Lily. What did she do that upset you so much? Is it ’cause she doesn't kiss your fat ass like Perry and Gaga!
ya know.. i lke her. she's a real person - not trying to be this perfect little thing.
Not impressed at all with the constant Lily Bashing!
Re: JoshuaUK – Yes it is that exactly. Lady Gaga lets him follow her around sniffing her arse the whole time - but Lily Allen snubbed him. Lady Gaga smokes like a chimney but he overlooks that (of course).
I'm pretty sure GaGa did this same kind of shit when she was in Japan and you were just loving it.
WTF? UM, NOT EVEN A WHOLE TUBE OF CONCEALER CAN FIX THAT FACE
perezhilton i hate u .
Is Porkez jealous of this chick?
I think that is the reason Porkez hate her sooooo much.
Perez, you are a fucking hypocrite. I love Lily, I don't know why you always bash her. Seriously, if that was L.Gaga you would be like "amazeballs!!!!" What the fuck. Leave the girl alone, people smoke, deal with that shit.
Se ve menos ridicula que LADY GAGA vestida de la rana rene! guey dont be such a bitch, then they hit u and u dont like it! remember sometimes words hurt more than phisical violence! so SHUT UP!
that cig is already lit
Hey Perez have you called anyone any racially fueled gay slurs today? You're so good at the hypocrisy thing, just curious? Called anyone fat today, your such a chunker yourself, just wondering? Made fun of anyone with moobs? You've got such a floppy pair yourself from your 4th of July horror vlog, so it'd be odd you'd point out someone elses, especially when they don't jiggle like yours. Lilly Allen puts "pop trash Perry" to shame.
she is the uk lauren conrad.Rich as a teenager,rich as a grown up.no big deal for her.never a fight for anything
well,no.lauren conrad doesn't slurs or so srugs.
Re: jsfnyny – No, he just implied that another pregnant woman is fat. I agree with your post 100%.
Oh, Mario, you are SOOO against cigarette smoking…but some of us have not forgotten your "PnP" days. Just sayin'…Meth is a lot worse than cigarettes.
Perez, you're turning more and more into a 13 year old schoolgirl. Get a life
Are you kidding me Perez? I like Lady Ga Ga, but dude, she slaughtered innocent Kermit the Frog beanie babies, and wore them as an outfit, and your outraged by Lilly's eyeshadow and cancer stick? I prefer artist who don't try so hard to be trendy, and are relatable. Ga Ga's music is fun, but sometime her and other artists' attire has me asking WTF?
She really doesnt give a shit about what people say about her.
your so obsessed with her, if you hate her so much stop writing about her!
People cant take the fact that she has originality and is not a boring ugly bitch like 'lady' gaga.
She really doesnt give a shit about what people say about her.
your so obsessed with her, if you hate her so much stop writing about her!
People can take the fact that she has originality and is not a boring ugly bitch like 'lady' gaga.
WTF with the heair and makeup!
Lily, if you're reading this, your wig is awesome and so are you. I love your new album.
Stop being so fucking jealous FAT ASS!!!
Your an ass Perez! What part of her looks whoriffic? She's fully clothed! What about Nasty Lady GaGa and her whorish outfits? Why don't you say something about her?
Shall we insert links of what YOU GO OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE? Let me guess, thats "fabulous", but because lily allen does it (and pulls it off..unlike you) its trashy. better watch yourself, your lookin for another black eye and lord knows bitch can pack a punch
I kinda like the eye makeup. :p
so in your books perez, only gaga is allowed to wear wigs? lmao!
you know, the more you hate on Lily, the more other people seem to love her.
gorgeous.
by the way, a big fraction of your readers smoke cigarettes too. you should be more considerate. get off your high horse cuz you're probably breaking it's back with your fat ass.
I don't understand why you dislike Lily Allen so much, I think you see a weakness in someone and go for the jugular. I understand the gossip business and all, but reporting on gossip is one thing, constantly being outright mean is another. I hope you sleep well at night with all of the terrible things you say about people.
I don´t understand where is the problem in this photo…..
admittedly she looks a mess and she probably isn't using her hand as a light for fuck sake perez she's not johnny storm, she's probably shieldin her cigarette from the wind so it can b lit ur such a dumbass y do u seem to just enjoy makin english people seem lower than americans because if it wasn't for us and the rest of europe america wuld still belong to its rightful owners and not a bunch of fucking idiots like u perez
FUCK OFF YOU CATTY BULLY BITCH MARIO! YOU'RE ABOUT AS SHALLOW AS A FUCKING PUDDLE YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE!
NOTICE HOW PEREZ STOPPED PUTTING LADY BLAH BLAH SHIT UP HERE, SHE DIDN'T EVEN POST THE KERMIT SHIT DID HE? AT ANY RATE THEY PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN SPEAKING ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM! YEAH, SHE WOULD RATHER HANG OUT WITH MANSON THAN MARIO…PRETTY FUCKING SAD. BOO-HOO MARIO!
Spell much? It's 'reign'.
Whatever happened to 'words can hurt'?
Why do u hate her? Have you seen her live? She rocks! She can wear whatever the fuck she wants if you like Lady CaCa's stupid wardrobe. What do u do again? Oh yeah cry and drool over hot guys you will NEVER get.