Robert Rodriguez Wants To Give Lindsay A Job
Is Robert Rodriguez insane??? The Grindhouse director wants to cast hasbeen Lindsay Lohan in his upcoming film, MacHete.
WTF?????
Loose cannon Lindsay's reputation for hard-pAArtying, bad work ethic, and poor box office performance has made her virtually unemployable. The girl hasn't had a hit film since Mean Girls!
MacHete boasts a star-studded cast, with rumors of Robert Deniro, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jonah Hill.
Rodriguez says "Lindsay's cool. There's actually a cool part in the movie for her - if she takes it."
Uhm…does he not remember this? Or this? Or this?
She better fucking take it! This is like a gift from God for the struggling actress. Of course, she'll probably turn it down like this and go do some crappy straight to cable movie. Oh wait…!
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Well, she's kinda busy being dirty, lazy and skanky these days, I don't know if she can find time for a job…
Can't she just disappear already
FIRST!
JUST WANTS PUBLICITY!!
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FOR US TO WATCH HER FALL AGAIN!
FIRST
If she's smart, she'll take it. It's a Robert Rodriguez film.
she'll never make it to set on time if this rumour is true. go snort and drink some shit head lindsay
go smoke and drink some more you old looking cow lindsay and see you on time on set.
loser
Re: Jir822 –
"If she's smart"
ummmmm
wish she would die
she's not even a good actress
he probably just wants to bang her
men are so fucking typical:)
Can we stop talking about this old news and start talking about Taylor Momsens' outfit for her sweet sixteen.
You have to move on to the pre-pAAARRTTTTAY-erz.
Lindsay is old news. Has she ever been in a good film?
Sure Mean Girls was decent, but she's not a respectable actress.
Has she ever been worth this time and effort?
HAAHAHAHA… wowww she got an offer
Seagal, Rodriguez and Hill are…stars? Or talentless C listers? Especially Hill. Ugh.
Robert Rodriguez must like to live dangerously, considering he wants to hire LoHan for a movie. Maybe it's a part for an addicted, stalker lesbian who has ruined her career by her inane behavior…no memorization of lines necessary. All she'd be required to do is "be herself".
Do you think mama Dina pulled some strings to have her considered for the movie?
Re: sparkys nemesis – Ummmmm do you not watch movies? You must be a moron…Steven Seagal is a famous actor. Hes done more movies than you've had sex. Please
Re: sara_beara – NOT!
oh this is no surprise. Rodriguez gave some jobs to Rose McGowan and she in turn gave him some jobs. most likely lindsay will do the same. only reason to hire her.
good for her
Would the movie's insurance allow this?
TRAILER TRASH….
CRACK HEAD…
Your sister's already starting to follow in your foot steps…Momma Lohan and Papa Lohan must be so proud of you two..
good luck. that stupid bitch is probably uninsureable.
why do you hate her that much Perez? si no tienes nada bueno que decir mejor no digas nada! you talk dirty about lots of people but its obvious that is personal with her
Having her in the movie would make me not want to see it no matter how good it was. She will ruin anything she's in. Why he would willingly put her in the movie i have no idea
How many times do I have to say how much I hate this ugly, dumb freckled bitch before she goes away?? I hate her!!!!
Wow….I love anything Robert R does…but don't know about this…unless she is one of the many people that end up being hatched to death in the movie…then that might work.
Too bad Perez - Lindsay is a talented Actress!!!!
That is the Truth whether you like it or not!!
were you not just reporting last week that labor pains had 2+million viewers and it probably would have made money had it gone to theaters?? PEREZ, THE BIG FAT JEALOUS HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Re: rachelinala – "wish she would die"??? and you say men are so "fucking typical"?? bitch, get a clue, stop being such a jealous twat and get a fucking education…..and don't write back saying that you have an education, because good people with an education don't wish death upon people. fucking twat!
Lets not forget Danny Trejo who's supposed to be the main character
She might do a decent job if it is the right part for her. I could see her in a Tarantino film, and Rodriquez is similar to him.
She needs to stop chasing after Samantha though and move on with her life.
Lohan was great in Going Down on the Farm, Canine Cuddling, and My BFF Flicka.
Thanks for censoring yet another brilliant post asshole.
You can give it, but not take it.
Well, you probably do both. Douche!
Oh, I'd go see it if she gets chained up and ass fucked…
Robert Rodriguez really wants his film to fail. If Robert DeNiro stars in a movie with this loser…I'm turning in my fan card.
Is this the movie from the crazy-ass trailer shown before Planet Terror? PMG, she should take the part! Who cares about the script! The trailer looked crazy and hilarious!!!
wow what a shocker i think somebody's prayers have being answer but u know how linsay is she will def go partying instead
Lindsay's cool, too who?
So sad. Rewatched Mean Girls the other day. So sad what she has done . .
Sorry, Michelle Rodriguez should NOT be included in the star-studded category. Her acting sucks and she's just a glorified punk. Prison is awaiting her.
She's just his type, and that negative laundry list of attributes mentioned above could be exactly what could propel her in Rodriguez part. Look at that cast. Holy crap. The bird of Paradise just flew up her nose. Take it. Take it. You'll never have to do another Disney movie again, not that there was anything wrong with it at the time you did them.
maybe he wants to give her a job and in exchange he'll get laid.
Rodriguez sucks ass.
can you say straight to the bargin bin
WOW I can not believe how HARSH these comments are . Why do you feel the need to bash Lindsay. She is still talented no matter what you say . I just do not understand the need to be so harsh
ouch
Robert Deniro is Robert De Niro?
she can't act worth a shit. i would never, ever pay to see her even if elvis, michael and jesus christ himself miraculously appeared in a movie with her.
LMAO… well this movie is gonna be a FLOP! why would RR waste his money? oh well.. maybe its his way of doing charity work by GIVING CHARITY work! no one cares about LL… we dont even care to hear about her BAD publicity.. face it… she's just gonna be another "child star" WHERE ARE THEY NOW!! probably doing drugs and working behind a counter. thats what she gets for being an idiot and taking things for granted!
Re: walrus gumboot – hah… sooo true!
Not insane, genius! He just got major publicity, right? I never heard of him before this.
Actually, if you actually did your research, multiple *INSIDE* sources confirmed that the Ugly Betty thing was America Ferrera's doing. Plus, we all know the real reason Perez Hilton doesn't want Lindsay Lohan to get another job is because she'd be making *MORE MONEY* than him, like so many other people.
Sam, dear..ur 15.5 min of fame its over…
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Michelle is in the movie…So wrong… she's waaaaaay better than u..and DANGEROUS
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OHH..and HOT LATINA..U CAN not COMPETE W THAT.. SKELETOR BODY.
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So say Bye bye to Lind or Uur the one who 's becoming the psico NOW.
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I TOLD U SAM, KARMA ITS A BITCH…THERE U GO…FOR HUMILLIATE LIND..EVEN SHES CRAP SHE DONT DESERVED.
Actually the letter from Robert Rodriguez re: Lindsay said that he would hire her as his coffee and errand girl since she knew LA so well.
She looks terrible and is a lost cause…that's what happens when you're parents use you as a source of $$$$
good for her! i love lindsay
she is a great actress.
she should choose a different career. she ruined hers a longggg time ago.
Is he fuckin insane? So what Lindsay's cool? If she doesn't make the part work, it's going to ruin the whole freakin movie. Lindsay, you better step your game up or you'll have a lot of Rodriquez fans behind your ass for ruin a movie.
He better not give her a job!!! I love his movies but I will never watch another if he does!
it took me a few to figure out "MacHete" was machete
Why hate Lindsey Lohan so much? Didn't she pay you a big enough bribe to let her alone?
make her go away!!!!!!!!!!!! cant she find something else to do with her life? obviously her carrier is mia
noone is going to pay to watch this Lohan on the big screen. give it up already Lindsay, you suck
mother fucker live lindsay allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllone!!!! jesus what is it with you and lindsay??? are secretly in love with her??? you fat fuck!!!
yay i hope she takes it! shes a good actress and perez needs to shut up because labor pains was meant to go in the cinemas when she signed up so its not her fault what happens after shes filmed!
lilo 4 eva!