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What The Hell Happened To Dina???

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

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This family is a dysfunctional hawt mess! And we love them!

Momma Dina, accompanied by rough-looking Ali and soon-to-be arrested Cody Lohan, attended the Blackberry Brick Breaker contest announcement event in NYC on Thursday.

Orange Oprah is looking quite thin! We assume she's on the Aspen white snow diet.

Lindsanity swears by it!

There's nothing like mother/daughter snorting bonding!

[Image via Getty Images.]

107 comments to “What The Hell Happened To Dina???”

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  1. 1

    What's with the orange smear on the kids face?



  2. 2

    If i didn't know better i would have swron ali is the mother and dina is the daughter



  3. 3

    sad



  4. 4

    I don't know what the hell to think of this family



  5. 5

    Ali looks older than her mom and when she sings I swear it sounds like someones killing a cat.

  6. klkl says – reply to this


    6

    those poor kids don't have a shot in hell



  7. 7

    Ali Lohan is so UGLY!



  8. 8

    For the love of God, Ali looks older than her mom.

  9. klkl says – reply to this


    9

    Re: Josias102 – It is probably some fake tanner rubbed off of Dina or she is trying to cover his freckles…



  10. 10

    i swear to god ali lohan looks 40 years old.



  11. 11

    ALI GOT BREAST IMPLANTS!

  12. YUCK says – reply to this


    12

    she looks so young, whatever she did I hope she tells us about it.



  13. 13

    How can anyone say Ali looks older than Dina? Maybe she looks more mature, but there's a difference. Dina's a bag



  14. 14

    Ali's birthday is Dec. 22, 1993. How is that possible? Unbelievable = 15!!
    .
    So funny .. "soon-to-be-arrested" Cody! True .. Poor kid.



  15. 15

    Momma looks like she's had more face work too..



  16. 16

    soon-to-be arrested…hahahah love it



  17. 17

    did ali have a boob job? her boobs were not that big on their show!



  18. 18

    That family gives a new definition to the term dysfunctional. Dina needs to back off from her fake bake; she looks horrible. Ali is already a mess and apparently her mother is oblivious or just plain doesn't care. Whatever the case those two kids should be removed from their mother. It's their only hope in hell of having a chance at a normal life.



  19. 19

    i could of sworn that was lindsay and not dina. took me a second!



  20. 20

    Ali definitely got her boobs done. I can say from experience that they are not naturally that round looking, especially at her age



  21. 21

    ali definitely has fake titties. nice!



  22. 22

    damn the oranges don't fall far from the tree.



  23. 23

    she looks doable now. i'd like to stick my straw in her orange juice



  24. 24

    omg i thought dina was lindsay….shows u how old she looks if she can be mistaken 4 her mom



  25. 25

    HELLO…..LOOKS TO ME LIKE LIL ALI IS QUITBIGGER IN THE CHEST AS WELL…….DON'T TELL ME THOSE ARE REAL….

  26. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    26

    She looks like she got trapped in a tanning bed and wasn't rescued for days.



  27. 27

    They look like the pumpkin family, and also WTF is up with ali's boobs!?



  28. 28

    How is your child going to look older than you??? COKED OUT MUCH?



  29. 29

    WOW !!! Maybe LaLoca and her mother are playing twins in a commercial for COKE! Alli looks kind of triple D in her chest.



  30. 30

    Spread the kitty litter down the runway cuz its looks like we have a sick cougar!! And it looks like dina has only one boob.



  31. 31

    please God….don't tell me the 15 year old got a boob job…..



  32. 32

    alright ali deff got implants thats not puberty and why the hell does she look older than her mom



  33. 33

    I hope it's not too late to save poor Cody, the rest of his family is an outright mess.



  34. 34

    umm dina looks fine to me?



  35. 35

    NICE PIT STAINS, DINA!!!?!!



  36. 36

    OMG MOM ANOREXIC
    SISTER BREAST IMPLANTS AT WHAT 15?
    YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT ABOUT BROTHER!
    WOW- LEZLO WHAT A GREAT FAMILY!



  37. 37

    …how can any of you know Ali got breast implants? Have you never seen what a good/padded bra can do? A cup to C cup is just a couple of gel pad inserts away.



  38. 38

    She is looking ridiculous.



  39. 39

    I really don't like how you go and say something about that little kid cody lohan. Talkin shit about kids is reason enough to get punched in the face. No wonder it happened to you



  40. 40

    I thought it was Lindsey too.



  41. 41

    Cruel and you are a lowlife for saying it but that "soon to be arrested" crack was pretty funny.



  42. 42

    look at Ali's boobs?! for a second I didn't recognize her…she looks haggard



  43. 43

    leave them alone, they might be mad and a little attention seeking but they are a family too, the boy is only wee so you shouldnt write shit about children, thats badness.

    Imagine that was your family they were bitching about, not nice at all.



  44. 44

    Lay off Dina! She's a good mom and supportive of Lindsay who loves her.



  45. 45

    Ali's boobs look huge!!! Breast Implants maybe?!?!



  46. 46

    Dina should rub some of that tan lotion on her clit.



  47. 47

    Re: marlow

    Go suck Dina's nasty clit and bunghole! Maybe she will fart in your face! LOL



  48. 48

    Did the Ali get a boob job too? god



  49. 49

    Ali and Cody aren't adults yet- leave them out of your bitching, please. Picking on minors is particularly pathetic.



  50. 50

    Dina is obviously anorexic now/on coke

    Ali's legs are bigger than her mom's

    Gross.

    And something is up with her boobs. Either she got them done, or she's wearing extreme padding - either is not necessary for a 15 year old.



  51. 51

    Dina Lohan reminds me of a neighbor of mine from when I was a kid. She had two kids from different men and had sex with every male who crossed her path. Total slut! Dina even looks similar to the way my neighbor did twenty years ago. When you decide to have children, you are deciding to put your life aside so that you can give your all to your kids. Being in labor and giving birth does not give you a right to exploit your spawn, Dina!! Be their mother, not their friend or business manager.



  52. 52

    Leave the kid alone, have a soul!



  53. 53

    Yeah Ali does look the mom and Dina looks like the kid. Thats just sad!



  54. 54

    Re: RIP Michael Jackson
    I was going to say the EXACT same thing O_O holay



  55. 55

    seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with you, perez? bashing on adults (or at least those who look like adults) is cool because they're old enough to handle the criticism but wishing incarceration on what looks like a 10-year-old boy is just plain insensitive. stop your obsession and tearing-down of minors and grow a pair. it's not their fault you have an inferiority complex.



  56. 56

    if i didn't know who they were I'd think ali was thier mom and dina is her teenaged daughter…



  57. 57

    thought that was kim kardashian.



  58. 58

    When did Ali's jugs get so huge???



  59. 59

    OMG ALI HAS DEF HAD A BOOB JOB!



  60. 60

    whoa…..CRACKMUCH??

  61. skhg says – reply to this


    61

    It's time for Dina to grow up. She acts younger than her daughters, and a close up of the makeup might tell you why she looks so young in the picture. Probably had a face lift or two, also. With a mom like that, I can't imagine those girls being any other way. What a mess.

  62. jian says – reply to this


    62

    looks like ali got her boob job

  63. jian says – reply to this


    63

    and went to britneys boob doc



  64. 64

    "and soon-to-be arrested Cody Lohan…»
    Why doesn't anybody sue Perez. The kid's not even 13?
    NOPEREZMONDAYS spread the word



  65. 65

    People are so mean, if they didn't have all the press and everything, they would probably survive. and wouldn't be so f*cked up. and how is cody, soon to be arrested?? i really want to know.



  66. 66

    Perez, leave the little boy out of it, god your an @ss



  67. 67

    How old is Ali again?? Like 15, 16? Gosh she looks older… Nothing good about that.. Pretty sad actually



  68. 68

    ali looks like the mom in this picture, and dina looks like the kid. she got so skinny!



  69. 69

    ba hahahaha how sad… but hilarious…

  70. @v@ says – reply to this


    70

    She's thinner, and her skin is so much darker that it looks like she's changed nationality right before our eyes, probably courtesy of Dina promoting Lindsay's tanning product. Lift and a neck job?



  71. 71

    Re: marlow – No, she's not. And Lindsay only loves her because Dina enables the fuck out of her. Looks like Dina herself is on the ole Hollywood "Blow and Newports" Diet! Talk about mother/daughter bonding!



  72. 72

    At first I thought that was Linds and not the mother Dina. Dina looks Just like her Daughter, but she still looks better than Linds.



  73. 73

    ali looks like an old retired porn star or something gosh and dina looks exactly like lindsay now, they dont age well



  74. 74

    not to be mean but, even the boy is rather…unfortanate.



  75. 75

    Ali looks like she should be momma lohan
    im at a loss for words, i really wanna have a lindsay comeback i love her, but damn i'm about to loose hope



  76. 76

    ohh i like the comments about ali's boobs too!
    lindsay did have the same thing happen, i mean we think haha
    but really whoever said her boobs don't look round like that at her age are you kidding me im pretty sure the only time girls have natural boobs like that are when they're in their teens idiot, its not like 16 year olds are walking around with saggy boobies hun!



  77. 77

    Whoaaaa come on Ali is like what 16yrs old . I can't believe the comments about her .
    This is so mean of you to pick on a teenager like they don't go through enough at that age . I am sure they just need these comments . Do you all forget what you were like at her age ? Oh and while Iam on it tell me one family that is not dysfunctional.
    Lindsay's family looks Great. so uncalled for!



  78. 78

    GROSS.



  79. 79

    There you go again, Dickbag. Why do you pick on LITTLE KIDS???
    I hope no one EVER SPONSORS YOU AGAIN.

    He's a little boy, pig-nosed Hilton. I heard you ADORE little boys ( a little too much) so why pick on him in public?
    You are a known pedophile. Will you OUT THAT????



  80. 80

    is that what we call cocaine these days, "WHITE SNOW"?!?! ahh yess.. for the son… the apple doesnt fall to far from the tree… i guess same for all the kids… hey trees, you have a little white snow on ur trunk!



  81. 81

    'the curious case of Ali Lohan' got herself a boob job? those breasticles are way up high



  82. 82

    Her Boobs are sooo not real……boob job?



  83. 83

    I was talking about the middle one btw



  84. 84

    Or maybe that gal has just got really got push up bras



  85. 85

    Did Ali get a boob job?



  86. 86

    So, you love the family, but hate Lindsay? Are you an idiot?



  87. 87

    Where's that hot singing career Ali was supposed to have? I still cannot believe a 16 year old was allowed to get a tit job. She looks ridiculous and Dina should be ashamed at how messed up her daughters have become. Trash. All of them.



  88. 88

    I feel bad for the kid. He'll never get credit cause of his shit-faced family.



  89. 89

    gosh… which one is the mom!? another famewhore mother who needs to be knocked out…



  90. 90

    SHE IS SO BEYOND DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC!



  91. 91

    ALI COULD EASILY PASS FOR DINA'S MOTHER



  92. 92

    love alis big fake boobs. so obvious dear…..



  93. 93

    Re: lala420 – when she went to see lindays plastic plastic surgeon about a year or so ago. She got her some big new boobs just like her has been train wreck sister Lindsay did when she was a teenager.



  94. 94

    WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PICKING ON CDY LOHAN?? ISN'T HE LIKE 12?? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DOUCHE BAG. WAY TO ATTACK A LITTLE KID'S SELF ESTEEM BY SAYING HE'S SOON TO BE ARRESTED. MAYBE THE KID WANTS TO BE NOTHING LIKE THE REST OF HIS LOONEY FAMILY.



  95. 95

    Dina looks great. actually better than her daughter. Maybe her daughter will take some hints, that we want to look younger not older.



  96. 96

    HA HA NICE PIT STAIN DINA!!



  97. 97

    SHE IS TRYING TO SHOW THAT LINDSAY IS JUST "NATURALLY THIN" AND THAT IS RUNS IN THE FAMILY TO LOOK LIKE AN ANOREXIC CAMBODIAN KIDS. SICK BITCHES. YOU SHOULD GO ON THERE DIET MARIO…OH WAIT, YOU ALREADY ARE!



  98. 98

    ok ali lohan looks old. its her hair, too much money spent on it….whatever…NEXT!



  99. 99

    Lindsay finally talked her mom into the bulimic/ drug diet! As you can tell it works wonders and they say the tanner you are the more toned you look.



  100. 100

    The 14 year old with the fake tits looks awful!

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