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Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?!

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At first glance, we thought Khloe was Melania Trump!!

Mariah's retoucher was working overtime on the press photo for E!'s new series, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

Can you "take" a city when you're unrecogizable?!

We have the whole season to find out!!!

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96 comments to “Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?!”



  1. 1

    ho's on a boat, who would of thought



  2. 2

    SLUTS ON A BOAT NICE.



  3. 3

    Is that supposed to be the fat, Chynna-looking one on the left?



  4. 4

    They look pretty good, photoshop or not, they have come a long way. Khloe has really lost a lot of weight. Perez, you should look so good!



  5. 5

    i like them way more than kim….lets just hope that kris is not in this show too…..GAG ME!!

  6. kobes says – reply to this


    6

    You are such a jealous bitch, Perez.



  7. 7

    correction: hot ho's!



  8. 8

    i think you can tell its Kourtney, but WOAH Khloe is so retouched!



  9. 9

    Sure, Girlzilla wishes she looked like that, so carinacarina, thats what photoshop is all about.



  10. 10

    I thought Khloe had lost a lot of weight recently; maybe it isn't as retouched as you think?

  11. Melli says – reply to this


    11

    Haha the reflection is totally off!



  12. 12

    Wow, photoshop much?!! The one on the left looks barely human.



  13. 13

    the mirror image in the window makes no sense

  14. Pepa says – reply to this


    14

    they look great! again Perez and all you idiots commenting are ugly haters. they look great, and have beautiful curves. you haters hating are just boring ugly bitches!



  15. 15

    How come the reflection isn't reflecting reality? I mean, Kourtney is standing behind Khloe, but in the reflection, she's next to her and slightly infront……someone wasn't paying attention when they were photoshopping them into oblivion.



  16. 16

    lolz @ reflection



  17. 17

    At first glance, I was like..damn…who is that??? When I looked closely at the face I then realized that I was dealing with a photoshop pro here. I know Khloe has lost some weight and toned up, but there's no way she looks that good. Or does she? Can't wait to watch the show!



  18. 18

    wo-hoe;
    khloe, looks amazing and it's not because she was retouched, she recently lost weight
    gosh!
    lets see u loose weight
    hahaha but i love ur site
    so addictive



  19. 19

    that golden swimsuit does not flatter her.. rather, fatter her..
    anyhoo… i have no idea which one is which on that pic, or in live.. not that i particulary care.

  20. Twime says – reply to this


    20

    What the heck is up with Khloe's face? She looks terrible and I usually think she's the prettiest one… someone should tell them to go easy on the air brushing.



  21. 21

    lol.. looks like they forgot to photoshop the reflection!!!!!



  22. 22

    Kourtney: Today, I got my own reality tv series, as a stripper. FMyCelebLife



  23. 23

    Khloe looks hot, Perez. You're just jealous. However, the person who redid that reflection didn't do a very good job at all. The other one should stand up a little more, looks like she's trying to fart.



  24. 24

    Re: Pepa – Read your comment…who's the hater, twit?



  25. 25

    who cares how photoshopped it is, they look HAWT.



  26. 26

    These Air Heads should hook up with Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpleton - How hard is it to have a reality show - I guess when you have no talent that is the only way to get paid - whore yourself out.
    __________________________________________________________

    gumpcomedy.com



  27. 27

    they photoshopped like half of khloe's face so obviously fake



  28. 28

    For those who can't seem to see clearly, those pictures are so RETOUCHED!!!
    it's truly sad because these celebrity live in LA LA Land…
    All of them only wish they looked as good as they do in a magazine or on screen..
    Khloe can loose all the weight she wants she's still gonna be BIG BONED!!!!
    AND she didn't loose that much weight, she only wishes….



  29. 29

    Ummm… what exactly are the talents of these two people? Shopping? Being dumb as a pile of hair?



  30. 30

    yeah Miami called and wants to know just where these skanks/sisters, are taking them,,if it's between the bush,,they've already been there done that! Skuzzy, overdone, overpaid, over-made, and yet,,, another empty head T&A fest, what fun! By the way I don't think anyone has accused these two of being "saints" lol



  31. 31

    Looks like porn to me!!



  32. 32

    Love them!! They look fabulous and good for Khloe for getting in shape and flaunting her new figure



  33. 33

    WHO's THE DUDE ON THE LEFT?

  34. Pepa says – reply to this


    34

    Re: Sistah Mary – Please you are not even worth it dumb fucker.



  35. 35

    I'm so glad it's just these 2..if I had to look @ kims dead no personality having ass again I was gonna have to find my 'reality' tv somewhere else



  36. 36

    Yuck. These women are so skanky.



  37. 37

    the reflections in the boat show a slightly more realistic view haha

  38. tlc says – reply to this


    38

    Haha, they forgot to retouch her image on the boat! Khloe's face is normal on the reflection, but her arms and legs look different.

  39. tlc says – reply to this


    39

    same with Kourtney, so funny, they photoshopped to cover her boobs with hair but forgot to do the same in the reflection!!



  40. 40

    do they really have to portray themselves as ho's? i bet their mom is so proud of them.



  41. 41

    what?>?
    they
    actually
    think
    they look
    good????????????????????????????????>?
    heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



  42. 42

    they made khloe's face look awful



  43. 43

    If you look at the reflection in the window you can see Khloe's real, untouched body. She's lost a lot of weight and looks great, but they did an awful job retouching her. Where the hell did that sky come from behind her back? There should be more of the boat there, not sky.



  44. 44

    Re: Pepa – I am worth it. I have intelligence. You don't, gutter slut.



  45. 45

    Perez just wanna be Mariah..he told me last night while I cut off his poky genitalia



  46. 46

    at least get the reflection right. You wouldn't see the ho in the back in the boat window. Should have added a camel in



  47. 47

    Re: Pepa – arnt you one of the idiots commenting?



  48. 48

    khloe looks sooo pretty!



  49. 49

    WOW airbrushed!



  50. 50

    I wanna see that show. It oughta be fun b/c Miami seem's like a fun ass city and I always wanted to go there.



  51. 51

    Re: wineaux – More skanier than you? Now that's a challenge.



  52. 52

    I WISH YOU WOULD GET A RE-TOUCHER THAT TOTALLY ERASES YOUR UGLY MUG! NOW THAT WOULD BE WORTH SEEING!



  53. 53

    Are you sure the title isn't Kourtney and Khloe's Pussies Take in All the Rich Guys in Miami? Because that would be more accurate. Those girls have got to have calluses in their vaginas from all the traffic.



  54. 54

    Love the fake-ass reflection in the boat's window. It doesn't take a fucking Ph.D. in physics to realize that relfection is impossible with the way they are standing and wouldn't come out in a normal photo anyway. These two look like men in drag. And how can ANYONE enjoy watching/listening to the spawn of the man who defended OJ Simpson.



  55. 55

    Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez – Hey now. I think Wineaux looks cute and friendly. Try finding THAT combination in Celebrityville.



  56. 56

    gross as.



  57. 57

    Nice airbrush.. I doubt Khloe lost 30 lbs in 2 days…



  58. 58

    Are we not "over" them yet?



  59. 59

    Re: idevenn – Hey gorgeous! We meet again.. :P



  60. 60

    THEY ARE HOT MOTHER FUCKING HOES.. WHO CARES WHAT PPL THINK OF THEM, THEY'RE HOT!! ENJOY THE VIEW LADIES AND GENTS AND QUIT HATING!!



  61. 61

    Ugh - how much longer are E! and MTV going to keep shoving these crappy reality shows about useless, talentless wastes of space??? Remind me again why these little ho-bags and their sister are famous??? Pathetic!



  62. 62

    I wish you'd hire a retoucher as well.



  63. 63

    Re: Sistah Mary – Please don't fight with Pepa. You're both the twins of hotness. Let's have a party — just the three of us. I'll bring the roofies, champagne, Cheez Whiz and albino ferrets.



  64. 64

    omgsh i can't wait!



  65. 65

    Re: BiteMe1025
    Hahahhahahha…yes! Awesome comment…seriously, who is going to watch this? I like Khloe but not interested enough to watch a spinoff of the kardashians', which i can barely tolerate as it is. Also, that Kourtney has ZERO personality.



  66. 66

    Re: Snickers – T=Right on. Why do they call it "reality" programming? It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the lives most people lead. My bowel movements are more interesting that most of the shit in these stupid shows, where idiots wander around aimlessly and make inane comments about the most vacuous, set-up situations.



  67. 67

    Re: superhamster – Freindly? BONG!Wrong.



  68. 68

    Khloe..you look hot girl..love ya..all the haters are just jealous!
    xoxo



  69. 69

    This is photoshopepd beyond belief. I don't even believe it.



  70. 70

    Khloe is not retouched! She went on Kims diet ( how to fit into your jeans by Friday) and lost fifteeen pounds which (since she wasnt fat in the first place, just not Hollywood skinny), really toned her up. Pay attention before you juat write shit. Posting outlandish stories is going to make lose your audience.



  71. 71

    Trashy…not classy! Just go away…forever and ever….



  72. 72

    Does Kourtney have an OUTTIE?
    doesn't look like a piercing
    ewwwwwww



  73. 73

    Oh, well they have to make money some how.



  74. 74

    the reflection of the window is more truthful…khloe's feet are obviously not that small and her face is not that thin…these girls are like 30ish and act like high schoolers….annoying!



  75. 75

    WOW! This retoucher sucked! You can see how off her back looks and her face looks strange!! She is a decent looking girl without all the touch up! Sport your thickness girl!!



  76. 76

    Two of the bitchiest people I have ever met.



  77. 77

    I WONT BE WATCHING THEESE FAWEWHORE SLUTS ANYTIME SOON THATS 4 DAMN SURE.
    MAKE THEESE WHORES GO AWAY FOREVER…
    EEK EEK.



  78. 78

    whats khloe doing with her mouth?



  79. 79

    wow!alot of retouching,they still look pretty even without the retouch



  80. 80

    ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz!



  81. 81

    can we please send these no class reality skanks along with speidi to survivors exile island???



  82. 82

    Anyone who watches these fucktard bimbos should be embarrassed & go beat the shit out of themselves.



  83. 83

    La, la, la, la, la, photoshop, photoshop, la, la, la, la, la…



  84. 84

    Khloe has been looking good lately. I think that she did lose some weight.



  85. 85

    Ok I'm not their biggest fan or anything but come on Perez. Kloe isnt that big. She is the biggest of the three but she is stl has a pretty ok body. So if they did photoshop which they probably had to do for both girls, I'm sure it wasnt alot. Take it easy will ya, jeesh



  86. 86

    khloe looks like a man all the time



  87. 87

    not photoshop..well not major anyways…khloe has been in mags lately for losing a lot of weight and she looks great…kourtney has always been tiny. anyways i can't wait for this show!



  88. 88

    I like both of these girls much more than Kim. Khloe has worked hard at losing some weight and she looks really good. Lord I hope we don't have to see their Mom or Bruce in this show. GACK!!!



  89. 89

    THE ONE ON THE LEFT HAS A NICE MAN FACE BUT SEXY BODY!



  90. 90

    the both looks good and close to what they look like on the show - but the pose not so good for kourtney



  91. 91

    if they were going to photoshop..why not photoshop the reflection as well GIANT LEGS!!

    also why is the midget choking the giant?



  92. 92

    someone needs to tell retoucher…
    "if ur gonna retouch a celebrity, pleasee!! retouch the reflection! or all of the HARD work will be effortless!"



  93. 93

    khloe wishes she looked like that. kim looks like shit, you could drive mac truck between those fake bozos



  94. 94

    I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS! YOU DOLLS LOOK FAB-U-LOUS!



  95. 95

    "What you crying for?
    She don't want you no mo'"
    Lil boy cryin' ’cause he can't get no M&Ms
    Pre-mature ejaculation, how you gonna get some?
    Feindin' for the queen B's honey
    When you can't even be a father to Hallie
    Poor lil girl gotta see her daddy degrade mommy like she some piece of trashed up candy.
    Lyricist what? when you can't even compare to the Canadian rockies.
    That's north of the border
    you ignorant honkie
    Tryin' to keep it ghetto when you don't even know the first thing
    What you know about your soul sista?
    Somethin' for you to constantly demean?
    What's gonna happen mista, when a male singer sings,
    "Smile and sing high when you ride my dick, bitch" to Hallie?



  96. 96

    i cant wait to see the show!they look great go kardashions!