Maybe She's Born With It? Maybe It's A $25,000 Makeover!
VH1 better pray that Jessica Simpson's new reality show does well. Otherwise they are out on a lot of money to fix her mug and will have nothing to show for it!
The network is going to be shelling out close to $25,000 per episode to make Jessica "camera-ready" (aka not ugly)!
A source reveals: "She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo's."
Well, that we don't believe at all!
J.Lo needs a lot more help that Simpson does!
But the price does sound about right to have a handful of gays at your beck and call for all things beauty.
When asked for a comment on Jessica's special beauty needs, her rep said: "A budget was approved when the deal was made. All parties were satisfied." Especially Jessica, it sounds like.
We can't wait to see what $25,000 worth a beauty looks on her. She'll probably eff it up with cowboy boots or some stupid thing like that!
[Image via WENN.]
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For that amount of money, you'd think could just hire someone with talent.
She is a skank.
…and they call this 'reality?' How ironic.
i dont get it, shes not even close to being ugly.. wtf
in my opinion she isn't ugly. But ya know, whatever.
WTF? and there are children starving
she is so beautiful, who cares about what it cost they can afford it.
she is very beautiful naturally,even without makeup.she has a great body too…you are so jealous and venomous!
ur ghost writer really needs to spell check….i.e. j/lo needs a lot more help "that" simpson does…isnt that supposed to be than….dumbass….and she has a hair piece line, so she probably is using extensions…i think a paper bag would be more appropriate tho, like over her head…lmao
No one truly believes jessica is ugle perez, just you and a few sycophantic losers. And there is nothing wront with her lips. You have a pic, taken fron the side at an angel with her head down. Her lips are so NOT even visible you had to draw one of your dumb-ass arowws so that people had even a shot of undertsanding what the hell you were talking about. Eat another po-boy and the write back and tell us have fat she is. My God you are an idiot like non other.
whooooore
Re: FaeRae_86 – if you don like it, get off his website and stop standing up for your fictional characters.
She is beautiful, period. That is an insane amount of money to make her look perfect on camera though. They're looking for real beauty, the host should mirror that.
What makes all of these people worth $25,000 per episode!!? I find that to be insane. I think she's a natural beauty, so why all the help? What reality tv show is she doing…here we go again!
I'm not a fan of her, but anyone who says she's ugly is JEALOUS.. She's hot.. For a blonde anyways..
Oh, okay, now you're also insulting much of the population below the maison-dixon line ( I'm sure you'll need to Google that), much of the population southwest of the Mississipi, cattle ranchers, rodeo riders (don't even touch that one unless you want a shitload of rodeo fans to come down on you, and they WOULD beat the shit out of you), and our Northern Cattle Ranchers to the North in Alberta by suggesting that cowboy boots are stupid. Damn, you just can't shut your yap re: things you know nothing about. Yes, Jessica wears them sometimes with her cutoffs but 1)she's from Texas, 2)she's beautiful girl with great gams, and 3) there is nothing wrong with cowboy (or rodeo) boots. Ask Jewel and her man. Why are you so hypocritical that doesn't fall outside of your LA norm? I've got new for you, the rest of the world thinks IT'S normal and that LA is a boil on the butt of humanity.
Re: Molecular – SHE HAS A RIGHT TO HER OPINION AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET OFF THIS SITE.. IT'S NOT LIKE HE ACTUALLY WRITES THIS SHIT. IT'S HIS SIS AND LIL FREAK MINIONS.. FUCK OFF..
Jessica Simpson is actually a very pretty woman.
Shes ugly mario? I wouldn't talk your not exactly prince charming yourself.
I think Jessica is a gorgeous young woman. I hope her show is a success.
Please….someone tell Ms. Piggy to GIVE-IT-UP!!!! She sucks at singing and has no talent… she sucks at relationships…and she's definitely going to suck at this show. I can't imagine people watching her go around and talk about beauty..especially the fact that it's coming from someone who doesn't even know her own identity. I can't wait for out takes when it takes her A MILLION times to read off a cue card/prompter..that will be the only time I'd watch!
I'm so happy that we are trying to fight world hunger, and here we have the "beautiful" Jessica Simpson getting 25,000 makeovers per episode! It's just absolutely ludicrous… Some of these "celebrities" just make me sick. Sorry for all of your suffering Africa, but the Simpson girls needed a few makeovers this week!
Jessica Simpson's as a teen in a video, she still has big boobs white see thru bikini youtube.com/watch?v=W0MwG1Kgaa8
I'm not a fan, but I do not think she is ugly at all.
I thought it was Britney(on a good day), but she still looks a mess.
People are losing their jobs and families are sleeping on the streets, yet Jessikunt wastes $25k on makeup and hair. I wish she would drop dead.
i've heard from a direct source that jessica's a drunk and that she insists on having vodka tonics at all meetings. twat!
She'll "eff it up" the moment she opens her mouth.
No one cares about Jessica Simpson!
Re: Oh my oh no – No doubt that she's gorgeous though.. She's dumb, but what else do you expect from a blonde? Lol..
Wow I thought she was Britney when I first saw the picture!
DUDE,,,,, This air head can't even hold a conversation because she's one of the most uneducated blonde headed dumb asses Hollywood has seen….
Why would you give her a show where she has to open her mouth and speak, she's already the laughing stalk, does she not understand that she is once again setting herself up to be made fun of…
Her looks is all she has going for her, girl didn't your daddy ever tell you when enough is enough…. STOP while your at-lease a little bit ahead….
Otherwise your gonna continue to make people understand why you keep getting DUMPED on your ass…
Love cowboy boots. Perez, shame on you! Cowboy boots are very much in style. If you have never put your feet in a pair of Frye boots, well you haven't really lived. You go Jessica, loved your red cowboy boots. Every girl should own a pair. Very sexy.
I wish her well. Hopefully this get's her career back. People do forget she is a talented singer. She can belt out some songs.
25,000, is she getting plastic sur.gery.or something,wt hell
SHE DOES NOT NEED $25,000 WORTH OF WORK SHE IS NOT UGLY BETTY
She doesn't need it. She is truly a natural beaut. This is pure b/s.
Don't F**k with J.LO….. she's got class and talent and natural beauty!!
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That will be about as big as Denise Richards dumbass show! WHO on earth wants to watch this has been?
If she's ugly, then there is no hope for the rest of up. Thank you for helping society make women feel bad about themselves. You should be ashamed.
I think she's gorgeous and funny. bit high maintainance obv but still!
Lol Even when you say something half nice, Perez, you still say it in a negative and cruel way: ”J.Lo needs a lot more help that Simpson does!”
VH1 is really doing a bunch of boring and worthless shows Kevin now this turd!
I guess you can put lipstick on a pig!
$25,000 PER EPISODE?????? THAT'S what is cost to look good on a daily basis? How is that reality? Some people make that much in a YEAR but celebs waste that on over-priced daily "pampering". Are they bathing in Evian or what?
This shitty show will bomb like the rest of her crap.
That's appalling. $25K could get a poor family through a YEAR in these economic times. Do your own freakin' hair and make up. Good. Lord.
That is some straight up motherfucking bullshit right there. $25,000 PER EPISODE to make her look "camera-ready"? Anyone who accepts that as part of their life is an asshole - period. She is an ASSHOLE. I don't want to hear another word about ANY charity work she MIGHT be associated with - she's an uneducated, untalented, ugly bimbo who can't detach from her parents and sounds like an evangelist any time she tries to post something online. Why VH1 is wasting all this money on HER is beyond me. Most repulsive.
PS: Cowboy boots are repulsive too, and I don't GIVE A SHIT if I offend anyone Southern! Cowboy boots = dropped IQ.
Hmmm…a gay Champion…huh Perez? Couldn't help but place that snide comment in…about hairdressers and sylists all being gay. I know a couple of straight ones….
wtf? she spends $19,000 to get her things from her ex's place and now this? i'm a fan jess, but hearing you being such a fucking money waster is making me respect you less and less
Jessica Simpson isnt worth 25,000. I'm surprised VH1 is doing this stupid reality show since Simpson does not have a large fan base. Not to mention beauty shows have been done to death. A new one just came out, Addicted to beauty. There is nothing new here. I think people will watch the first show out of curiosity. Then it will go downhill from there.