Off Into The Sunset
Filed under: Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie touched down at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank on Thursday after spending nearly two hours in the sky for a flying lesson.
Soon no third world baby shall be safe! We kid. We kid.
So she can fly and shit, but….
How are her cooking skills???? Is the mother of six a good cook? Does she make meals for her large brood???
Take some culinary classes next!
[Image by Nathanel Jones and James Breeden via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Since Many Of You Have Been Asking…
Why would she bother, she can hire someone to cook why waste time in the kitchen if you don't have to you judgy judgerson…….
Shut up
Who cares if she can cook? It's not important when you have that much money. You can hire a chef or two or three. Why would anyone slave over a hot stove preparing three meals a day for 8 people if they could pay someone else to do it? The time could be spent doing fun stuff like taking flying lessons.
Why would she take cooking classes? The nannys are raising the kids. She just needs them when the cameras are around. I'm surprised she didn't have them propped up in the window of the plane.
You hire a chef. Otherwise, her husband can cook instead of scooter around.
look…..if she can afford several houses, take time off work to be with her family, take flying lessons she can afford the best chef. END OF STORY.
Re: Idontwantto – Judgy Judgerson?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!?
Re: Spindoc – Well said!
Wonder what stupid remark Jenfraud will have for this one……..
Did you just seriously tell Angelina Jolie to get in the kitchen!? Way to set women back 50 years Perez…
Oh please. what is this, the 1960's?? Women don't have to know how to cook professionally just because thye have kids. Plus, I'm very sure they have their own chef, just like they have a gazzillion nannys.
STFU Porkez, if you can't afford a cheff, it's your problem.
Wealthy people don't waste time in the kitchen.
I bet you cook for your fugly dog, right?
Re: candiwii – Seriously!
Why does she need to learn to cook, because she is a woman? I don't see you making such snarky, sexist comments about Brad Pitt. Wipe the drool off your chin and don't be bitchy.
Shut the fuck up. You are so irratating with the way you think mothers (ironically leaving out the fathers) should raise their kids. You would be a terrible parent, by the way.
Wow, sexist much?? Maybe Brad should get his grey ass off his motorcycle and learn to cook.
She just like Octomom. They have a bunch of brats and then let someone else hassle with them. Yeah I know Octomom is living off the taxpayers. I agree. Skank had no business having so many babies. But don't think Angie is any better.
Ugh, idiot - and sexist.
Have you ever post anything about brad pitt needing to learn how to cook?
Do you think people are if she can cook?
Wouldn't you hire a cook if you were her?
Just because you're all for a gay pride revolution, don't forget women (yes, and some men) still fight to get rid of those traditional, conservative stereotypes everyday fucking day.
dear asshole,
why doesn't brad learn to cook? I guess equal rights only apply to gays
signed
screw you
I hope the Perezcious's Santa Angelina is not flying higher than a kite with heroin, cocaine and LSD which she was fond of using in the past.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Wow relax if you don't get it then you just aren't that bright
No she cant cook! Remember the People magazine interview with her & Marianne Pearl? They were like "I tried to make macaroni & cheese and was like, oh my gosh, its all mushy" and between the 2 of them they couldn't boil water and actually came across as very, very dumb.
Is this useless skank ever with her kids unless it's for a photo op??
I m sorry but this time Perez is right, it´s not about the fact that she´s wealthy enough to hire a chef, we always had a made in our house who cooked delicious, but when my mom cooked it tasted so much different even though the flavor was the same, maybe because it was made with love !!!!! Angelina could try that some day..
O M G, I can't believe it…..I know you hate women……but Jolie and Madonna always seemed kind of immune. BUT COOKING LESSONS??????? YOU PIG!!!! Why can't Pitt do the cooking? My husband does most of the cooking in my house. Why? cause he has more patience and is better at it. Cooking is neither a woman's nor man's job. Look at the Chefs in the world. Alot are men. You have alot of nerve shouting for equality all the time when you are such a sexist -I don't even like jolie, but I will stand up for this-putting her down for flying lessons and telling her to take cooking lessons. Mario, YOU are the one that needs sensitivity training
ONCE AGAIN PEREZ - I point out for the 80th time that Whorealina is off flying somewhere to collect more Third World orphans while ArmPitt is over in Europe promoting his new movie. HELLO?!?!?!?!
She and Brad could take the cooking lessons together. Oh wait. Brad doesn't have a uterus, therefore it's up to Angelina to cook for the family. I am surprised by the sexism in this post.
Re: candiwii – Thank you! I love the double-standard when it comes to stereo-types.
Re: JenFraud_is_a_MORON – It will go like this - Angie is a loving mother and humanitarian and Brad is so lucky blah blah blah… Jen is a fraud with great huge nippples who had no interest in children blah blah blah… Leave the cooking to Jen because she does not have a man and has time to cook blah blah blah… Jen has a better body because she is self-centered and desperate and has time to work out 24/7 blah blah blah… Jen can only do romcoms that gross hundreds of millions because men are dragged off to the movies by their girlfriends to see dog movies blah blah blah… If Jen ever learned to fly it would be another desperate attempt by Jen to get her co-stars to join the mile-high club blah blah blah… Sound about right?
well how old-fashioned are you??? aren't you supposed to be all hip and open minded? talk about suffocatingly male chauvy…
Flying the Cirrus, she's a lucky woman. Gorgeous plane…
Jeez pervez, can you cook? I didn't think so–your mama takes care of you. That's why you will never have a slender pubescent body. You are in your 30's and have grown fat on a diet based on grease and pork lard. "You are what you eat" is really true in your case.
Are you kidding me?
The Pitt-Jolie staff of hired help can put a resort hotel to shame!
"so she can fly and shit, but……"
HAHAHAHHA
shes a twat.
i love you perez
I predict this girl will be killed in a small plane crash, you would think she would stop all of this for the sake of her 6 kids. I hope her will is updated. Hopefully jon voight will be able to meet his grandkids. she is so mean to him.
"so she can fly and shit, but…."
HAHAHAHHAHA
shes a twat.
i love you perez
Sexist.
Re: Cashmere Jay – Sounds right!!!!
the angelina hate on here is getting really old.
I'd rather cook than fly a plane!
Anyone who can fly an airplane can probably follow a simple recipe. Cooking isn't rocket science while flying airplanes certainly can be. Just saying.
The Angelina hate IS really getting OLD. It's been how many years? Geeze. People, grow up! Let the women live her life. She gives two shits about what you haters think.
And, Perez, you're a sexist
I think she and Brad are kaput. When is the last time we've seen them photographed together? They have been photographed separately, living separate lives now for months…wasn't he just partying in Berlin for the release of his new film without her, getting his drink on and checking out other women. Hmmmm……this is so strange, she would never allow this if they were together. I'm sure an announcement of their split is coming.
I bet she cooks a mean pasta
Are you fucking kidding me??? Take a cooking class? Is this the 19 fucking 50s???? Shame on you Perez.
Please! *rolleyes* Whores like her think they're too good to do what any REAL wife and mother would be doing. Paid help diapers her kids and cooks their meals. I'm surprised she didn't just buy another kid rather than wrecking her figure to have her own but I guess you have to do what you can to keep your man from running back to his wife!
Oh the adventure heart of Miss Jolie!!!!…..She i such a fake and such a bad mother. Give your children a fuckin home you slut, this is no more about you, it's about the 6 children you choose to have to keep your stupid partner..Women's Lib my ass.
REALLY??
WHAT'S NEXT PEREZ…GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH AND BAKE ME A PIE??
YOUR JUST FULL OF STUPIDITY. TIME TO GO BACK AND AT LEAST GET THAT GED!!!
sick of this skank
Thank you why do women haveto cook cant Brad do that
Let Brad take a culinary class!!! Besides, bet the hot biotch CAN cook. Hell, she can do just about anything else. MaMa is as close ta perfect as they come!!!!!!!!!!!
i like that you kept that real perez…go on tell her…the best kinda mommas are the ones that make their kids' favorite dishes!!!
Oh please, do you honestly think she has the time for "that shit"? There are a trillion catering and meals services, and personal chefs for rich people who are super busy like her.