Saved By The Bell Book Screeches To A Halt
With no luck selling his sex tape, Dustin Diamond shifted gears about a year ago to selling something people might actually want to buy: a tell-all memoir about his days on the 90's sitcom Saved By The Bell.
He had a deal set up with Gotham Books, who seemed rather enthusiastic about the project. The deal memo promised "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying."
And really, who doesn't want to read about that?!
However, it has been recently confirmed that the publisher dropped the book three months ago upon receipt of the manuscript.
Rumors are circulating that the book was considered "unpublishable" by the editors because the allegations about Dustin's fellow cast members were considered "unverifiable."
No, really?! We thought he was a completely reliable source!
Jarred Weisfeld, Screech's literary agent, denies the rumors completely, saying: "That's 100 percent bogus. It wasn't the right home for the book. Sometimes people don't gel. There were no problems whatsoever—just, things didn't gel. If things don't gel, you stop and move on…This one just wasn't meant to be."
Yeah, that statement doesn't gel with us. We tend not to gel well with bullshit. That's just how we gel!
No worries to anyone who is honestly and truly looking forward to this book. Screech's crackpot team found another publisher in Montreal, who promises the book will be in your awaiting hands come Sept. 29.
Admit it. How many of U are going to read this?
Three of you? Four???
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he is so pathetic! he should crawl into a hole and die
how many are going to read his book? 3 or 4? isnt that how many read your book?
of course…
no…
I'm sure you will be including in this reading, mario
Amazing the shizz you will do when desperate.
I would not want to read this! Who would take time out to read this anyways? lame.
I love that this news comes out right after your quote from Zack the other day! Dustin has managed to make himself so unlikeable.
Screech isn't going to get any of my money!
I hate you a little for even reporting on this fool.
Perez calling this guy a tool for writing a tell all gosip book……. You the gossip queen. Both fu*k heads!
i would read if i can get it at the library for free
i would read it if i can get it at the library for free
Sorry not gonna read it, Screech was the drawback of the show then and is the drawback now.
more people will probably read his book than yours by 3 or 4 times the amount of readers.
Also, even if this book is false, we can plan on seeing at least follow up tell-alls by other cast members who write about what "really" happened in their own words. So go for it, publish, and tell all, if it's false it will come to light one way or another.
why would i read a book filled with lies?
Ugh, he is so fucking sleezy. He say's his d*i*c*k is huge.
Re: nikkijames – Same here. I have "Cop with out a badge", on hold as we speak.
Probably about as many people that read your best seller.
im sure YOU will be reading it perez, so i will just wait for you to dish on the good stuff
I would probably read the book, just out of curiosity to see what he would write but I don't think I'd believe any of it.
Of fatboy…you are so funny. You say you don't gel with bullshit, yet half the stuff you write on here is bullshit.
Then again, you don't write anything on here anymore do you? It's all your sister and mother…you are such an idiot.
white-trash is what he is. Amazing what people do for fame.
And besides, those kids were like 14 when they did the show, for some it was their first gig ever. So youd have to be pretty dumb to believe that anything hardcore would have happened. The public would have known anyway if that was the case.
LOL! I didn't even read the entire blurb….Dustin is a douche, a tool and a has-been with no socially redeeming qualities. I was hoping Harvey (Celebrity Fit Club) (would have given him a beat down he would have never forgotten (onlyi n this case is violence justified…lol)
He is the biggest douche bag loser ever. NO ONE can "GEL" with this donkey. He is a loser and is probably pissed off that the rest of the cast is all over the news now and on the cover of people and he is NO WHERE to be found. Oh yea.. he's pimping out a fiction book. Yea right. WHO cares what this donkey has to say.
What is wrong with his publicist?? "Gel"?? Anyway this dude is a total sleezebag! Very perverted and disgusting!
he is a BIG DOUCHEBAG!
I wonder if Dustin Diamond has ever contemplated taking his life. Likely not, otherwise he probably wouldn't still be here. I also wonder if he's realized that the only people disliked about "Saved By the Bell" was his presence on the show. He was washed up before he ever started, what a tool.
THE BLOND BOY ON THE SHOW LOVED BLACK MEN IN REAL LIFE. HE HAD SEX NUMEROUS TIME WITH ONE OF MY BLACK MALE FRIENDS IN THE 1990's.
omg i fucking hate this douche bag.
poor screech i feel sorry for him, i think he has shit instead of brain if he thinks he is a celebrity and that everyone want to know about his life, screech please get a real job! go finish your high school!!
his parents must be so proud of him!!
I wouldn't read it.
Re: JigSaw – Mario should be the last one to goof on somebody writing a book after that turd he gave birth to!
would someone put him and his perm out of their misery??r
i agree with femalefilmmajor
I will be. And you comments about the gel were hilarious.
um yeah except Mark Paul G. already confirmed there is nothing to tell and I believe him. The cast, minus Dustin, turned out pretty good.
NOT!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A CHESTER
gross gross i wouldn't get 10 feet near him
I swear people get so desperate they would sell out anyone to make a buck…
SCREEECH, unfortunetly your too fucking ugly for people to give two shits about what you have to say…
Just go get a real job like the rest of the world…!
BK is always hiring…
Remarkable how he actually embodies every negative aspect of how his former character would likely be if we saw him as an adult.
ew i hate this guy…. ew screech!
People wasn't interested in his sex tape? How strange! NOT.
Let's face it Perez, this piece of filth has as much credibility as you do.
saved by the bell was very popular ,lots of people would read it
Re: Aussieone – ::::Smile::::
I think the dude needs a serious bath! He is a grubby slimeball.
And…will somebody mow his face?
3 or 4….are you effing kidding me? more like 1 or 2….and that's including screech.
…and maybe his mother.
dear seth rogen. cast this guy as ur brother in ur next movie. he looks just like u
Dustin Diamond did a porn movie or two, right ?
How many went to see that ? 3 or 4 ?
Saved By The Bell — reviving this clunker from the 80's only indicates how DESPERATE Hollywood is for "new ideas" to make money.
And what's her name — de Nudie Slut who did "SHOWGIRLS" — whatever happened to her "exploding career", after that PORN FEST ? She claimed at the time that "all the controversy" helped her career — she did a few big movies, then promptedly disappeared. What happened to her - Elizabeth Berkeley ?
What won't he try? I guess the help Screetch save his house t-shirts didn't fly! Oh, and then there was his short lived porno career. It's no wonder he isn't included in the Saved by the bell reunion, why would his former castmates want any part of him after he is willing to throw them under the bus with whats sure to be bogus lies just to sell his book!!! I would call him a has been , but that would imply he ever was. Do us all a favor and crawl under a rock, nobody cares about you!!!
Let me tell you, this jit-bag is about as reliable of a source for celebrity info as I am, and I'm a trolling moron who's completely full of it. I'll never understand how an absolute loser like this can walk down the street without someone just punching him in the face.
you gelin??? i'm gelin!!!
Re: Nonbreeder – Not only are you one of my favorite characters that of Margo Channing I find you most interesting. You remind
me of Margo in a lot of ways. That was mind blowing what you just wrote.
Oh, and love your name. Have a good evening.
HE'S SO FUCKING LAME. he was such a douche on Fat Camp or whatever the fuck that show was, I can't believe anyone would give a shit about him enough to read some filth he's producing
What a weiner!!! I can't think of anyone who would actually pay money to read his book.
He is a useless piece of crap! Fade away please. Your 15 are long gone….
I'm sure his sperm tastes like eggs, horseradish, and farts.
LOLZ no.
As if…the cool kids had Screech around under foot…..while they were getting loaded and laid.
BTW….it must have outed Mario Lopez.
Probably cancelled due to potential lawsuits right and left.
Sheba088 aka Paris France – when you get Nonbreeder's dick out of your mouth, maybe you can manage to say something original.
UGH!! He just reeks of sleaze!
Re: Nubian Goddess With Dinner Plate – Here's something original fuck off and mine your own business BITCH! Oh, it's Mellisa from Texas right? How original is that SKANK! Now you go suck a fat one! Kisses!!
Re: Nubian Goddess With Dinner Plate – BTW Arse hole when you get that damn dinner plate out of your mouth perhaps you can look human! Burn Bitch!
not gonna lie…I'm going to read it!!! even though he's a douche-monkey!!! but I'm going to, Saved by the Bell is still one of my favorite shows!!!!
No one EVER wants to admit having anything like sex with this prick!
Re: JigSaw – Perez has a boook?!?!?! OMG i did not know that hahaha no one read it