The Pope To Release His Own Album!
Turns out Pope Benedict XVI will soon release a record composed of Lauretan litanies and prayers.
For realz!
The record, Alma Mater, is going to be released through Geffen Records. And, according to execs at Geffen, listeners will be "shocked" by the Pope's "incredible voice" and will feature him using five different languages.
The album will have eight tracks of music with Benedict singing one song and the others will feature music accompanying his prayers.
The Pope had originally been working on an album with the Choir of the Philharmonic Academy of Rome.
That's when Geffen Pres, Colin Barlow, says, "We travelled to Rome, heard some of the music and realised it was a beautiful piece of music and something that actually could be an incredible record for us to work on. It's very much about delivering a really brilliant piece of music and making sure we treat it with the respect it deserves."
And there's a nice outcome coming from this. The proceeds will go to provide music education for underprivileged kids worldwide.
Expect the album to be released on November 30th of this year. Just in time for Christmas.
What a coincidence!
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Haa. :: approved by: god ::
Love the title to this entry
whahaha oh my effing god…. (no pun intended)…
ok, next I'm waiting for his tweeter..
The Pope Can SUCK my ….=This fake ass Fucker,he has NOTHING to do with GOD,this little SON of a BITCH
wohooo LMAO. im sure it will be better than gagas or slimy's
….looks like gayface to me. No disrespect meant.
Wow, i didn't know popes could do that. what next, is he going to start selling pizza's for the "hungry"?
lmfao i love the Pope
i hope he'll be successful with this album!
…does he also play a solo on the 'skin flute'?
Re: blahblah12 – I was just thinking the same thing
Re: Dawo – *thumbsup* to Dawo
i hear snoop dogg is going to produce it
Is he going to be performing Disco stick by lady gaga, or maybe i kissed a girl and i liked it by katy perry?
Re: htownboy – *snort* more like i kissed a boy and i liked it..
I see by the tastefully oversized iced out bling he's wearing , it will be a rap album.
"His Grandness, Grammy-winner Pope Benedict XVI…….."
This bitch(The Pope) actually wears Prada!
King Of Pope lol
This pope seems like he's gay.
looool I wonder what type of person will buy this… surreal
I'll bet he does a rockn cover of "What,What in the butt"!
Wiggidy, wiggidy, wiggidy WACK!
He should release an album featuring his very insightful comments about the situation with AIDS in Africa, and how "condoms are making it worse"
MORON!
I hope he donates the proceeds to all the victims of rape perpetrated by the Catholic clergy. Somehow I doubt he will - someone has to pay for all that luxury.
Re: Dawo – I totally agree.
Will he rap my favorite song:
"JESUS IS DEAD BUT PEOPLE STILL KEEP GIVING ME MONEY"?
Jesus is fake. When you look at the narrative about him, it's all borrowed from older religions. If you look at the Egyptian god Horus, you'll see a lot of parallels between him and jeebus.
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Both were born of a virgin.
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Both are considered the son of "god".
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Both are said to be of royal descent.
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Horus's birth was "witnessed" by three solar dieties, jeebus's was witnessed by three wise men.
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No data of them exists between the ages of 12 and 30.
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Both walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind.
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Both were crucified.
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Both rose from the grave.
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So you see, not only is jesus fake, but the entire concept of him isn't even original. It's bad enough to worship something that's not real, it's even worse when you worship something that was plagiarized.
All gods are fake stolen story stolen birthdates its all a load of shit to control stupid people! fake as fuck
Proven:
At the heart of evolutionary science is the basic idea that life has existed for billions of years and has changed over time.
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Overwhelming evidence supports this fact. Scientists continue to argue about details of evolution, but the question of whether life has a long history or not was answered in the affirmative at least two centuries ago.
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The history of living things is documented through multiple lines of evidence that converge to tell the story of life through time.
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There is Molecular evidence for human evolution.
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Proven:
Humans share 99% of their DNA with monkeys.
Human share DNA with all life forms on earth from Plants, Rats, birds and dinosaurs.
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NASA and ESA have both documented the death of stars spew out atoms that are the building blocks of life. Just as All of the Hawaiian islands were formed by volcanoes erupting from the sea floor from a magma source. The death of these stars release the atoms that make planets, trees, thimbles, your left foot, etc. all these are the remnants of of these exploding stars.
ctnd..
Also proven is the fact that the story of Jesus is a copy of the story of the Egyption "god" Horus who's story was wrote durring the Predynastic Period…
Thats about 5500 before Common Era or 5500 BC for you.
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Plan facts.. With historic proof! Those damn pyramids and those Hieroglyphics…
The catholic church acknowledges the similarities between jesus and Horus
but claim he wasnt a virgin birth.. So the catholic church can read Hieroglyphics better then the experts ?
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Conception:
Horus: By a virgin.
Jesus: By a virgin.
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Father:
Horus: Only begotten son of the God Osiris.
Jesus: Only begotten son of Yehovah (in the form of the Holy Spirit).
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Mother:
Horus: Meri.
Jesus: Miriam (a.k.a. Mary).
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Foster father:
Horus: Seb, (Jo-Seph).
Jesus: Joseph.
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Foster father's ancestry:
Horus: Of royal descent.
Jesus: Of royal descent.
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Birth location:
Horus: In a cave.
Jesus: In a cave or stable.
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Birth heralded by:
Horus: The star Sirius, the morning star.
Jesus: An unidentified "star in the East."
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Method of death:
Horus: By crucifixion.
Jesus: By crucifixion.
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Accompanied by:
Horus: Two thieves.
Jesus: Two thieves.
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These are but a few of the comparisons I listed others ealier.
Once they clone the first human what will you do ? Once they prove there is no soul its all over for your god story… Then what will you do with your time ?? How cheated will you feel ?
There is no god
There is no god
There is no god
There is no god
Vestigial Traits in Humans
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Ear-wiggling muscles Three small muscles around each ear that are large and important in some mammals, such as dogs, turning the ears toward a source of sound. Few people can wiggle their ears, and none can turn them toward sound.
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Tail Present in human and all vertebrate embryos. In humans, the tail is reduced; most adults only have three to five tiny tail bones and, occasionally, a trace of a tail-extending muscle.
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Appendix Structure which presumably had a digestive function in some of our ancestors, like the cecum of some herbivores. In humans, it varies in length from 5–15 cm, and some people are born without one.
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Wisdom teeth Molars that are often useless and sometimes even trapped in the jawbone. Some people never develop wisdom teeth.
*Definition of Vestigial:
Relating to a body part that has become small and lost its use because of evolutionary change.
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The American Heritage® Science Dictionary
This album will definitely be my contribution to white elephant gift christmas party!
Pope Benedict XVI looks SO MUCH like Emperor Palpatine from StarWars
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Google images : Emperor Palpatine
Scientists Create Matter Out of Light.
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Physicists at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center (SLAC) in California have succeeded in producing particles of matter from very energetic collisions of light. The team, which included researchers from Stanford University, the University of Rochester in New York, the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, and Princeton University in New Jersey, published an account of their work in the September 1, 1997
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Scientists have also created matter from energy by bombarding heavy atoms (atoms made up of many protons and neutrons) with high-energy radiation in the form of X rays. Collisions between the X-ray beam and the atoms created matter in the form of sets of electron and positron particles, a phenomenon known as pair production.
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The research ads further to our understanding of how the big bang created the universe.
Looks like a nice old pop-pop.
OOOHHHHH, Queen, Please…..
I lol'd!
You've got to be fucking kidding me…………………….
Re: Aussieone – Stfu! I believe their IS a God. keep your ideal's to yourself!
Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez –
STFU yourself!!! There is no god.. There not my Idea's they are FACTS!
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NO GOD
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NO JESUS
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NO SATAN
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JUST A BUCH OF LIES TO SCARE AND ROB THE STUPID OF THERE CASH, TIME AND FREE WILL!
Will the track listing include his non-ironic version of "Springtime for Hitler"?
Re: Aussieone – You don't know whether Jesus is fake or not.. People who believe in Jesus and God, do exactly that, BELIEVE… sooo for you to say he's fake, how the hell do you know if he is or not? You don't. So shut up, and stop preaching like you know who God & Jesus are. And Also, those extremist people who preach hate with God, go fuck off. I believe in God, but when people start saying "God hates gays or God doesn't like this or that" God says to Love & treat those as you would like to be treated. It's positive. If people CHOOSE to believe in something because it makes them better people, then lay the fuck off, let them believe. It's when people believe in a god that teaches them to kill people etc.. So Please…. if you don't believe in God, that is fine, but don't try and tell me or other people there is no God, it just makes you look stupid and like you have nothing better to do with your life.
Re: Aussieone – For those people who believe in God, God has given us free will to choose and do what we please. If you choose to be a complete asshole, you're using the free will God gave you. So when people say…. "IF THERE WAS A GOD WHY DID HE LET THAT PERSON GET RAPED"… well God gave everyone free will to do as they please.. unfortunately for that fuckwad, he chose to rape someone, and i think he should be shot… that's what you get when you are given free will.. a CHOICE.. and unfortch there are sick fucks in this world that chose to do bad things…. and in the end, they will get thiers in hell..
FOr those who don't believe in God yet chose to bash people that do believe in God.. I feel bad for you, because you have nothing to look forward to once you die.
Re: LDD –
Proven is the fact that the story of Jesus is a copy of the story of the Egyption "god" Horus who's story was wrote durring the Predynastic Period…
Thats about 5500 before Common Era or 5500 BC for you.
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Plan facts.. With historic proof! Those damn pyramids and those Hieroglyphics…
The catholic church acknowledges the similarities between jesus and Horus
but claim he wasnt a virgin birth.. So the catholic church can read Hieroglyphics better then the experts ?
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Same exact story just changed the names. Wrote 5500 before Common Era or 5500 BC. Before your story even happened!
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There is undeniable proof of Evolution.
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Scientists have proven the Big Bang created us all.
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Once they clone the first human what will you do ? Once they prove there is no soul its all over for your god story… Then what will you do with your time ?? How cheated will you feel ? There is no god
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You can believe in Santa or Darth Veda if you want ill still tell you..
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GOD IS A FANTASY !
GOD IS NOT REAL!!
JUDGMENT DAY IS TO SCARE THE DUMB PEOPLE…….
RELIGION KILLS MORE PEOPLE THEN ALL THE DRUGS AND DISEASE ON EARTH!!!
RELIGIOUS WARS… MY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOURS………..
GOD DOESNT EXISIT !
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religon too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…
Imagine no possesions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
In a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…
You may say i'm a dreamer
But i'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
-John Lennon
RELIGON IS BAD
GOD IS FAKE
HOW DID WE GET ON THIS EARTH ? WE EVOLVED!!
• Molecular evidence for human evolution
• The genetic relationship between humans and our closest living relatives
THE UNIVERSE AS IT IS NOW WAS FORMED BY THE BIG BANG! NO MAGICAL GOD WIZARD!
THERE IS NO MAGICAL WIZARD NAMED GOD!
WE COME FROM THIS EARTH AND WE GO BACK TO THIS EARTH!
SCIENCE PROVES RELIGION IS BULLSH*T THATS WHY THE CHURCH IS AGAINST CLONNING BECAUSE IT PROVES THERE IS NO SOUL !!!
NOT BELEVING IN GOD IS SMART NOT DUMB!
YOUR MAGICAL WIZARD IS FAKE!!! JUST LIKE YOUR CHURCH AND YOUR SLAVERY SUPPORTING, WOMAN HATING, WAR STARTING BIBLE.
THERE IS NO GOD!
EVEN YOUR PREIST KNOW ITS BULL SH*T THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY AND RAPE CHILDREN!! WOULD THEY REALLY DO THAT IF THERE WAS A GOD ?
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Does anyone think this guy looks like an evil little troll?
Re: BetterFasterStronger – haha!
Re: lifesinsane – Pope Benedict XVI looks SO MUCH like Emperor Palpatine from StarWars
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Google images : Emperor Palpatine
Re: PixieCullen – Haha, i love it!! So funny!! See you in hell!!
Re: Aussieone – Geez why so angry? Maybe because you don't have a God
Lol
he is soo diabolic!!
he is evil. he and his vicious organization are responsible for the suffering of legions, the deaths of millions, and the duping of scores. the money the Vatican spends on …THE VATICAN…does nothing to help anyone anywhere. if only we could eradicate these vile and destructive beliefs. I see the pope and think, he and Dick Cheney, devils walking the earth. unapologetic vile demons.
Re: tejaschica –
Angry ? Not angry at all
Just cant stand bullsh*t lies that hurt people and mass stupidity. Folk like this pope clown sell that necklace and save some starving kids! Gos isnt real so how could anyone have him in there life ? I think you may be Crazy:)
oh come on isn't anyone going to comment he and gloria allred look like they were separated at birth … can't you see it ??? anyone ???
And I'm sure when you play his album backwards It will say satan 666 or something to that effect, they're bunch of satan worshipping pedophiles masquerading as a holy religion.
Re: Aussieone – Preach it!
Love the dress, but the purse is on fire.
Re: Aussieone – Wow I'm glad you know how to copy and paste from the internet!!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!
LOL… I feel bad for you that your live involves trying to prove to people that God doesn't exist, lol! Live your life how you want, trying to prove to people that God isn't real, people like me who respect your opinion that you do not believe in God, but couldn't care less.
Keep acting like your making a huge point that I haven't heard before, "God doesn't exist" blah blah.. I've heard it all before, and I'll keep hearing it, and keep thinking to myself how sorry I feel for you that you have nothing to look forward to. I'm just glad I do. !!!!!!! LATA!!!
Re: Aussieone – First OFF….. Religious wars? I am not involved in that, so you are wrong there. I believe in my God, I don't care what other people believe. So you are wrong there. Secondly, yes I am sure many religions kill MILLIONS of people, those are the religions that say God wants people dead. I dont believe that. so there, you are wrong again. and Thirdly, I am not AFRAID of what you call "judgement day" I look at it as the day I die, I'm not scared to die, so you are wrong AGAIN.. You can't judge people as WHOLE, your making assumptions, and you look stupid while you do it.
Thanks for coming out though!!!
Re: Aussieone – And by the way, instead of being negative by putting down others beliefs, why don't you do something positive with all of your energy??????? I would respect that, but you right now? You're looking a bit pathetic
Re: tejaschica – Hehehe.
Re: LDD –
If all you have to look forward to is death I think that sad… How Disappointed your going to be.. When your dead your dead!
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You say you've heard it all before.. And you choose to be stupid its your choice..
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If you give money to a curch your paying for kids to be raped… Thats sick.
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Looking a bit pathetic you say… Im not the one who believes in a magic wizard!
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You dont know a thing about what I do with my energy so get over yourself you dont even try to live up to the ideas you claim to believe in!
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What do you mean copy and paste ? Did you look things up and realise the truth behind what i wrote?
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Your gods fake this man in a dress is a fraud and attacking a person is not defending a position… You have no argument to support you fake wizard god
so you attack. YAWN
Tight the Pope will have a number one album on Itunes. Christmas holidays release date? He must have a good marketing publicist.
Uh, ok.
Re: Aussieone – LOL
LOL!
OK aussieone! Whatever you say! You know all!
LOL.. poor buggar
Good luck with your pessemistic life!
Re: LDD –
And what is this meant to mean:
"Secondly, yes I am sure many religions kill MILLIONS of people, those are the religions that say God wants people dead."
Every Major Religion is represented in the death of MILLIONS of members of mankid..
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The Muslim Conquests, the French Wars of Religion, the Crusades, and the Reconquista are frequently cited historical examples. Thirty Years War,
Taiping Rebellion, Indo-Pakistani Partition of 1947,Indian Rebellion of 1857, Jewish-Roman Wars, Arab-Israeli War The Troubles in Northern Ireland. The war in Iraq was sold to the religious right and could not have gone on without their support.. Saint Augustine is credited as being the first to detail a "Just War" theory within Christianity, whereby war is justifiable on religious grounds.
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Listed in order of the number of deaths for each cause…
Christianity ,Islam, Hinduism, Taoism/Daoism, Buddhism, Judaism, Sikhism.
Religion Kills!!
All gods are fake!
CRAZY….. WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IT BACKWARDS I'M SURE YOU'LL HEAR THE DEVIL…EVIL BASTARD
is he gonna tour too???
Re: LDD –
I know enough to make a fair argument you just have a stupid LOL reply and personal attacks no supportive evidence no intelligent thought.. But if you used that brain of your's then you'd know there is no god wouldnt you ?
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There is nothing negative about using ones brain and seeing fact where you by choice (?) ignore reality and see fiction.
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Religion is ugly all gods are false.
Yawn!
Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY –
LOL
look fat ass: don´t mess with the pope ok??? as a catholic person i tell you that that´s disrespectufll !! i´m really sick and tired of people like you perez making fun of it !!! you fucking bastard !
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why everybody looooves to mess with catholicism ???? … mess with your own eff religions !!!!
Re: Aussieone – You're just getting repetitve….. stop writing already.. you've impressed yourself haven't you? lol Good job
Re: paula tallarico – LOL I totally agree with you.. it's like they have nothing better to do then bash… their lives must be quite boring… it's actually quite sad!!!!!!
I don't mess with other peoples religions, I respect them, I show people respect, but it's sad when you get some ignorant idiot who thinks he can prove there is no God. And he's got a lot of proving to do because what he has written on here has just rolled off my shoulder. I read it, and so? Believing in God is having faith, and belief when everyone tries to prove you otherwise and try to cast doubt in your mind, just like this guy (aussieone). Infact he makes my belief stronger, so he has actually done the opposite of what he has been trying to do! Poor soul.
Re: LDD –
Great contibution highly informative! Want to buy some magic beans ???
Re: Aussieone – OH and Aussieone, I love how you laugh at her comment about the Devil, but hun, if there is no God as you state, then there definately isn't a devil! Why aren't you proving her wrong about the devil?
You are not consistent, you moron.
Re: Aussieone – YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREPPY OLD MAN
Re: LDD –
Read post 40.
NO GOD
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NO JESUS
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NO SATAN
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Deffiniton of devil
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1.offensive term: somebody who is regarded as evil, unpleasant, or violent ( insult )
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2.mischievous person or animal: a mischievous, troublesome, or high-spirited person or animal
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3. person or animal: a person or animal of the sort described
You lucky devil!
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No contradiction with what I wrote and what she said.. Im sure her humor was intended in a maner befitting meaning 1. ( insult ) an evil man.
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Was that the extent of your brain power ? REALLY THATS IT ???
Your gods fake!
A member of the Hitler youth and now head of the most oppressive and criminal religion in the world… I won't buy it. Too bad for that charity.
Aussieone, how can anyone take you seriously? I saw the sheer volume of your postings and decided not to read it. People who spew that much info are crazy and ranting, in my experience. Learn to edit and you might get heard.
Re: kacky –
No one asked you to read it and I certainly dont care if you do or dont! Do as you please! So people who provide infromation for their points are crazy and raiting good to know. lol
Wow did the majority of you not read that the proceeds goes to a worthwhile cause? I think its awesome.
Re: Aussieone –
How about a big dose of the STFU now?
You appear to be a redundant, idiotic fool who apparently wasn't breast fed by Mama long enough judging from all of your spamming and your attempted hijacking of a thread about the Pope and music.
Go take a Thorazine or Lithium….something!
I think it’s all ridiculous, I am an atheist.
don't listen to it. it's going to have subliminal satanic messages in it.
Re: Lost Lass –
What a great post full of great fiction…I dont take drugs thanks. However you seem quite familar with them ? idiotic fool ? Have you read your post ?
God doesnt exist !
Re: Aussieone – 87 To you maybe. To others, God is real. To me, God is real. God is love and the energy that connects us all. I don't need any literal explanation. Evolution is real too. God and evolution do co-exist.
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Please respect.
Another talentless musician releasing an album?
Re: Aussieone – Honey, I agree with everything you've written, but I just don't have the energy to banter with the deluded "believers any more. ALL religions have been made up to control the sheep, make money and give an excuse for every atrocity they have perpetrated on the helpless.
WTF!?!?!?!?!
I'd buy it. + what's with all the hate towards Catholicism? THE POPE
Re: Lydia08 – And it's people like you who are negative to others who belief? Why can't you get over the fact that people believe in God, and people like you won't change it? WHy do you have to be so angry about it??? I don't mind if you don't believe in God, that is your right, but when you start saying that OHHHH OHHH people who believe in God are Sheep and blah blah" it just makes you look bitter and sad because you are unable to have belief in something BIGGER then your poor self…. Also, what are you doing to help the world??? If religions are SOOO BAD in your view, what are you doing to counteract it rather then just sitting on your ass at home bashing people who believe in God over the internet?
Re: 01exclusivee – It's the new fad to bash Catholicism, haven't you noticed?
I totally agree with you, you can see where all the negativity comes from. They may not believe in God, but they sure look stupid and negative trying to prove thier isn't one.
it's about time we had a Nazi pope
This man should be arrested like Pinochet, for harboring sex abusing priests.
He should just die and take the whole pseudo catholic church with him to the grave - he is just an old idiot who will not listen to the signs of the time.
DISRESPECTFUL PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M HERE FOR THE JUICY GOSSIP!!!!!!!
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NOT FOR A SET UP FROM YOU PEREZ
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FOR PEOPLE TO BASH THE GREAT MAN!!
Re: LDD –
Your a SHEEP !!! Knowing that god is a lie makes no statement on other peoples lifes. THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!
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Your popes a Nazi your church and god are frauds!
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Lydia08 I completley understand