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Want R-Patz For Your Birthday?!

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Who wouldn't?!

Hallmark has released a new line of Twilight birthday cards, featuring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and several other members of the undead.

Ewwww! K-Stew on our birthday would be a punishment!

Twilight cards for Halloween and Valentine's Day will definitely help brighten our holidays!!

Plus, they come with either detachable bookmarks, stickers and some play music from the movie's soundtrack!

If only R-Patz would appear in his birthday suit to honor the occasion!!!

    Posted: Aug 1, 2009 at 10:15 am / Email this  »
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    79 comments to “Want R-Patz For Your Birthday?!”

    1. vikit says – reply to this


      1

      lllmmmaaaoooo the title of this is very misleading …

    2. vikit says – reply to this


      2

      so very misleading…



    3. 3

      In my bed…



    4. 4

      HOTT RPATZ



    5. 5

      hahaha k-stew on anyones birthday would be a punishment …. butt opening a card w/ rpatz face on it would be cuteeee. i want one butt they maybe going a little over board w/ the whole twilight thingg now.



    6. 6

      oh loooord whahaha this is just too crazy… i dont know whether to be pissed they are milking twilight so shamelessly or demand one of those for my own burthday.. LOL
      but i dont know.. this is just too…. too.



    7. 7

      btw, if they are determend to put twilight on everything these days, at least make some more pics!! i keep seeing the same damn pictures over and over again on all the articles…



    8. 8

      WOOHOOO I WANNTT!!

    9. jvacc says – reply to this


      9

      how much do you get paid to mention every new twilight product



    10. 10

      in my pants!!!!!!!!



    11. 11

      hi, im new here and about this post … i like the one with his face saying "I'll Never Forget Your Birthday" *.* pretty awesome :P



    12. 12

      pathetic



    13. 13

      Are you kidding me? Wow, where can I get my Twilight soda?



    14. 14

      Muhahaha you'r getting a k-stew card perez!



    15. 15

      oh wow how hot!!

    16. dd says – reply to this


      16

      Now I know which card to send you on your bday Perez!



    17. 17

      Re: PixieCullen – I'm with you… I love me some Twilight and R-Pattz, but I feel like all the ridiculous merchandise they keep putting out just cheapens the whole thing! And I would bet lots of money that our boy is absolutely mortified by all these candies, cards, and nonsense…



    18. 18

      No thanks.



    19. 19

      creepy!



    20. 20

      itz a good
      idea 4/thoze
      who luv da zhow//
      perzonally, I'd
      rather chill
      with Layfeette
      or Eric/Pam and her
      pumpz from trueblood..



    21. 21

      HOT!



    22. 22

      NO! I WANT ROBERT EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE



    23. 23

      i would love to have kstew onmy bday card, shes my role model!
      perez. just cause you dont like her doesnt mean others dont.
      loveyourblogthough



    24. 24

      Re: perezobessed – K Stew your role model??? She is a ditzy pothead alcoholic. What happened to older siblings, Pastor's and parent's being role model's?



    25. 25

      So dumb.
      Still I will most likely get one for my sisters birthday as a joke.



    26. 26

      Haha I just keep buying this crap… :)



    27. 27

      i want it:))is anyone want to send it to me????



    28. 28

      i want it:))is anyone want to send it to me??:)))



    29. 29

      yay! :)



    30. 30

      This is just getting ridiculous..are they milkin' it or what?!?!?!

      K-Stew is such a skank, im bored already.



    31. 31

      TOTALLY OFF SUBJECT: HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THE MOVIE TRAILER FOR DORIAN GRAY!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!! BEN IS TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME!! :) Just thought I'd mention it.



    32. 32

      this is ridiculous.



    33. 33

      I love Twilight and all. But they are going too far to make money..
      Although I wouldn't mind Rob on my birthday card.. Too bad my birthday already past :P



    34. 34

      Mine is in a few days and if he were to show up believe me I would not kick him out of bed! ( smile )



    35. 35

      Lalala oooo I want that it will make my day!!! I want some Robert Pattinson on my bday which is coming next month! Hot hot



    36. 36

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, i want one :) !!!



    37. 37

      Re: wowimflying – hahahahaha that is so funny wont be long before it comes out



    38. 38

      wont be long before there selling twilight vitamins lol i have to say im getting it though lol



    39. 39

      u read my mind perez



    40. 40

      aww that's cool…although perez you did write "want R-PATZ for your birthday?" em….YES PLEASE!! im all dissapointed now :(



    41. 41

      i really don't get why you hate on kristen stewart so much.
      it's such a piss off



    42. 42

      excuse kristen stewart is my fave actress



    43. 43

      oooh….I want one!!!



    44. 44

      i want one:) dec 20th;)



    45. 45

      i would love to see him in his b-day suit! or emmit, or jasper



    46. 46

      Umm, am I the only one who finds this creepy?



    47. 47

      Omg when and where can i get these my friends birthday is coming up and she would literally just die if i got her rpats for her birthday lol [the card anyways]



    48. 48

      is it just me or is this getting really commercial



    49. 49

      Hallmark would.



    50. 50

      quick lets burn k-stew at the stake i dont want anything with her on it



    51. 51

      I'm sorry this is just lame, Twilight is so freaking overrated.



    52. 52

      Re: HotHamWater – exactly!



    53. 53

      why is this so bad they make a batman, transformers, harry potter, LOTR, superman and blah blah blah cards … there is no FUCKING DIFFERENCE



    54. 54

      i want one Y everybody now says that their don't want one when their know their do. Perez u can hate kristen all u want but i luv her I WANT A CARD of her and rob and the cullens…sorry ppl i guess i am a fan but now this days HANNAH MONTANA has everything (hate that show by the way) why can't TWILIGHT too…and if ROB appears in his birthday suit to honor the occassion that would just b the CHERRY on the top YUM truly all i wanted for my bday

    55. Melme says – reply to this


      55

      Definitely merchandise overload now. But they know ppl will get it all! :) Sadly me included….lol!



    56. 56

      I would probably buy the rpattz ones :)



    57. 57

      This is ridiculous.
      Ew.



    58. 58

      that's hot! except for kstew, of course.



    59. 59

      this is hilariousand yet really pathetic at the same time!

      what will be next?? twilight sex toys? ROFLMAO



    60. 60

      R-Patz in hid BIRTHDAY Suit !!!!!!! OOOHHHH……….that would make my Day



    61. 61

      leave kristen alone!!!
      *cries*
      ahahaha chris!!!!
      again stop saying stuff about her,i'm getting sick of it



    62. 62

      Thats kind of creepy.



    63. 63

      PEREZ, I got all excited thinking i could enter some contest but nooooooo…you just crushed my heart homie



    64. 64

      I REALLLY LOVE 2 HAVE A TWILIGHT BDAY…
      BUT TAYLOR OR ROB HAVE 2 B THERE!
      ;)
      ;)
      GO HALLMARK.. INCLUDE YOYO AND HOOPS SINGING!!!!



    65. 65

      Re: Scraig – LIKE IT IS THE JOKER..GAYROBIN, BATHOLEMAN, SUPERMANHO..ETC.
      .
      .
      GET REAL…ITS ALL MARKETING..LIV W IT…



    66. 66

      Re: Perez is a douchebag – i think that YOUR a douche bag so get over yourself bitch



    67. 67

      hahaha yes…rob would make a great birthday card in his birthday suit!



    68. 68

      hot



    69. 69

      To all the Twilight fans out there, please visit talktwilightsaga.com or talktwilightsaga.com/forum

      This is a new site, so please help it flourish



    70. 70

      Re: blondie2424 –

      You twilight fans get so butthurt over people not liking twilight dontcha?
      So because I dont like twilight …I get called a "bitch"?
      lol
      Your a disgrace.



    71. 71

      Well don't the creators of twilight know how to milk this sorry bullshit.
      I can look back and say the death of society started with the twilight phenomena



    72. 72

      Oh pa-leeze! I call this more of just advertisement! He's so bleh! Taylor,I rather have him for my birthday:) Kristen-haha,I would,in a best friend way.
      Lol



    73. 73

      Awh .. I want one (:



    74. 74

      i really wish i could have rob and taylor for my b-day kristen can jump off a cliff and it would the best day ever



    75. 75

      are you nuts! i would luurve to have k-stew on my bday card… only cos she's pretty - she can NOT act compared to alice in twilight. anyway, R-Patz is like a complete freak who thinks her's so hansome. he needs to get a life(he's not that hot, yunno!)



    76. 76

      Yes Perez, who wouldn't? lmao
      and I don't think Kristen is that bad but yea us girls would prefer Robert or Taylor and it would be much more cooler if they did appear in our birthday
      it would be like a SEXY PARTY



    77. 77

      This is so cute
      i hope i cud get the real thing



    78. 78

      mmmm mmmmm mmmmm rob on my birthday in his birthday suit YUMMMY i cant promise that i wldnt take a bite out of him lol



    79. 79

      wtf i luv twlght bt dam