From Tokyo, With Love

Do you like Perez's new hair???

He went hot ginge for the hot people of Japan!

We landed Sunday afternoon and instantly went to exploring this amazing city.

We are sooooo in love with Tokyo!!!!!!! Everything about it is amazing.

Yes, the shopping is great. We died and went to sneaker heaven! The food is super yum. Everyone is so polite. The toilets are warm and keep your bum nice and toasty! Plus, they do other things too, if you're so inclined.

We need to find a way to bring one of those toilets home!

We strolled through Harajuku. Met up with some Twitter friends. Went to Kiddy Land. It was awesome! Got some great gifts for some great people. And then we headed to the gayborhood!

Madonna and GaGa and we are soooo happy. We are soooo happy right now. And we're thrilled that we get to stay here until next Sunday!

Oh, and we met this Harajuku girl (above) that has a vagina painted on her pro nails! Die. We might get some peen….on our nails, of course. Ha

Tokyo, we heart you a lot. Our love affair has just begun and it is far from over.

This week is going to be magical!!!!!

What should we do next????

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter and get all his extra Tweets from Tokyo!

[Perez's tee courtesy of LnA Clothing.]

Posted: Aug 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm / Email this »

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idevenn says – reply to this

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omg that hair .. no perez no
Charlie1992 says – reply to this

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you look stupid.
Dullbert says – reply to this

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Nothing like the admission that your less talented family members have been ghost writing your blog again (because you just spent 12 - 15 hours in transit).

Gee, Perez not telling the truth again… how odd!
amira3332 says – reply to this

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HAHAA lmao! I luv ur new hair perez. Its fabulous!
bonita_applebum16 says – reply to this

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MEXICO CITY!
we can go clubbing perezito!!
UrbestNightmare says – reply to this

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I love ur hair!!! you have the best job
AbsolutMAL says – reply to this

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HAHAHA THATS AWSOME!
kateeloveesyouu says – reply to this

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wtfff is that tokyo girll wearinggggg
koe says – reply to this

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oh, I thought that nail was of a man in a suit and the crystal was his head… i guess i was wrong
cdv says – reply to this

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Wow- at least shes getting fingered
jesskat3 says – reply to this

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i LOVE your new hair color. have fun in japan!
Romy23 says – reply to this

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Super kawaii! But perez, when will you have time to write?;)
Helloo nurse! says – reply to this

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Ugh, you look like such a sweet man to be around. But when I go on your website..
Never judge a book by its cover.
NickSkellington says – reply to this

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You definitely need a new stylist, or if you don't have one, get one!
NickSkellington says – reply to this

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Oh and that girl is a legend, love the nails and the Vivienne Westwood Tee !!
designr says – reply to this

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nice creative nail
and love the t-shirt xP
she's so cute and u too hehe
QuinneVengeance says – reply to this

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i hope you didnt actually pay to get your hair done, cause it looks horrid.
Charlie1992 says – reply to this

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that hair is AWFUL
so is the outfit. my 46 yearold dad wears trousers like them
Rockettgirl2000 says – reply to this

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Not feeling the hair, but you LOOK amazing, the diet/workout is TRULY working. Kudos my man.
la poopsiekins says – reply to this

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Now there's one beautiful smile, there, P. It's for real! I love the hair and eyebrows, too, and good work on staying fit!
AshKissee says – reply to this

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that hair makes me want to beat the redhead stepchild out of you
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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i like the hair perez
southamericanway says – reply to this

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Carrot Top, haha!
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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you looks like carrot top
justthatgirl11 says – reply to this

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i love perez is ginger!!! looking sexaaaayyyy bb
AmuseMe says – reply to this

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You can buy yourself a fancy Japanese robo-toilet seat at Mitsuwa marketplace in Culver City off Venice. It will fit on a regular toilet.
eloisexx says – reply to this

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Re: Rockettgirl2000 –

I totally agree! Enjoy Tokyo!
antiperesite says – reply to this

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I hope they fall off your head immediately. You should kill yourself next.
flojoa9 says – reply to this

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very nice perez
Wendyw007 says – reply to this

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at first this was somewhat interesting until madge was named, then the vagina thing, no class and just plain disgusting. your a pig
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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I AM SOOOO JEALOUS!!!! I WISH TO BE THERE TOO!!!!

I like the hair… it's better than the blue.

GET a tattoo while you are there.
yummy mummy 3 says – reply to this

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Wow, can"t believe you"re on the other side of the world. Since Madonna, Lady Gaga and your plural ass self are soooooooooooooo happy, maybe you should all stay there for good. Now that would make me sooooooooooooooooo happy!
Tokyo G says – reply to this

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Next…go to bed so you can play tomorrow!!!!

Then after that…Shibuya 109, Sanrio(Hello Kitty crap out the wazoo) store in Shibuya, Akihabara, Tokyu Hands, Roppongi, Karaoke, etc….

I totally understand the toilet love. Me too. You can take them home. Will Smith did!
gaygaygay says – reply to this

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WTF you look like a fat, dirty ginger kid. Why do you always say we instead of I you are such a douche
yummy mummy 3 says – reply to this

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By the way, sick nails Harajuku girl. Greetings from Canada!
Provokedflame12 says – reply to this

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ew. why would you do that? it doesnt even look good.
Bean-Queen says – reply to this

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you look like FAT BASTARD from austin powers.
Nicholas says – reply to this

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check out Disneyland if you want to gag with awesomeness… and pick up some tassles at the tassle store across from the Hilton.
Sassy Babe says – reply to this

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Man, I would love to go to Japan. Hopefully someday
Delawhere? says – reply to this

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Hey Perezsan!
The street in the background looks so dirty. I wouldn't have thought that for Tokyo. Cigarette butts…just dirty looking. Surprising. Have fun kiddo~ Try the "dancing prawns".
Delawhere? says – reply to this

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Oh. That IS embarrassing - you do look a bit like the "son of fat bastard"…
Mimzy says – reply to this

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LUCK FUCK! I want to go to Tokyo so bad! Hope you're having fun!
I Love Haters says – reply to this

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The "Vagina paint" like the episode on Sex and the City! LOL, that is OLD!
Mytaege says – reply to this

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wow thats nail art for sure
barf shit says – reply to this

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ewww… you are as fat and repulsive as ever (with that retarded joker grin),and the color of your hair looks like runny shit. but, at least it matches your face
onoudint says – reply to this

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I was just wondering what ever happened to Carrot Top…
Shayla10 says – reply to this

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you always make fun of how people look and you get that done to your hair/eyebrows…hope you didn't pay for that!
SOMETHING SMELLS says – reply to this

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barf
CaptainHowdy says – reply to this

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perez, such a bad idea to dye your eyebrows.
Fawnna says – reply to this

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The hair is NOT good! And those eyebrows atrocious!
Brooke53 says – reply to this

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They have a warm toilet at Fat Fish on 6th a couple blocks from Vermont in Korea town.
kateeloveesyouu says – reply to this

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the nails are reallllly coooool … you would only find this in tokyo… tokyos soo lucky they have such coool trends.
chocolatmocha says – reply to this

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Hot Japanese Grunge!
Randaleese says – reply to this

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Do I like your new hair? Sure! You and Carrot Top can be great butt buds!
Do I like your new hair? Hell..I dont even like you..but I DOOO like most of the folks that you try to ram your dick up in via your column.
Richard17 says – reply to this

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nice style
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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It's a little Carrot top. But i still ♡ U P!!!!
slave4brit11 says – reply to this

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your hair is completely disgusting. wtf did u do?!?
Ida Kno says – reply to this

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You both look scummy ….Thats some of THE worst nail art Ive ever seen, and they dont even fit her finger nail shape, theyre too fuckn big !!! …Just like ur UGLY burnt orange hair…! I can think of something U should do next !!!…..
sincerity says – reply to this

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that girl seriously needs to get her nails filled. ick!
chefboyrdee says – reply to this

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perez when did you get so slim?!
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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"We" can look at you and tell the food is great dumbo. Since you are there with that whore "IT" why didn't you borrow her photoshoppers.
Norwegian93 says – reply to this

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why are u talking about yourself in 3'rd person? It sucks
bonita_applebum16 says – reply to this

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i take it back… COME TO CHICAGO BB!!!
747makaveli says – reply to this

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DUDE your tryna be Irish or wat!!….ROTFL
rejoyce2 says – reply to this

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You look good Perez.
Angie007 says – reply to this

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Re: Norwegian93 – I wouldn't say it sucks. It's just odd.
nunyabiznus says – reply to this

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love you perez
Harry Taint says – reply to this

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What does Harajuki mean? At least the Japanese girl isn't trying the blond look. How the fuck is that supposed to be a vagina? Believe me, that is NOT what a vagina looks like.
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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Duuuuuuuuuude.
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your hair looks terrible & your fat body is disgusting.
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go on the biggest loser, you are after all a big loser
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monasty3 says – reply to this

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Perez- lookin good bby! Keep it up!
Boricua_Love says – reply to this

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Ummm no the hair must go
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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Lovin' it, Perez! Keep up the style!
abyssopelagic says – reply to this

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What the pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers were you thinking?!? The eyebrows are fadouche of all fadouches.

Fix that before someone over there locks you in a cage and sells you at a market.
jillywillyjoe says – reply to this

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omg lovee the hair and your harajuku girl…..i just spent two weeks in japan in early july becuase my sister was modeling there….. japann is seriously my favorite place in the entire world….looooove omote-sando and shibuya
DebDebs says – reply to this

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What's up with the hair Perez? It's not good
envyofthestage says – reply to this

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Hahah, nice! Japan is totally awesome. I'm moving to Tokyo for the year in (omg) 37 days! It sounds so close. I'm so scared!
Dra Marybobins says – reply to this

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I love your descrption jaja Lovely"The toilets are warm and keep your bum nice and toasty! " Lov u Perez Eres lo MAXIMO!!..

122448
Dra Marybobins says – reply to this

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Oh! and here in Mexico with that hair color probabblyyy call u " cerillito". u look so good in Red..passion red.
122448
xoxochanel says – reply to this

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omg tokyo is the awesome-est place to be(: since ur in japan u must be hearing tohoshinki song's evrywhere on the streets right? but u just totally missed the showcase in omotesando): o well have fun! btw…not really likin ur hair…
SapphireHilton says – reply to this

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EW! I can't believe you would post such a revolting picture of that wig on your head. Take it off sweetie!
dramatic5 says – reply to this

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i love your new hair!!!
@v@ says – reply to this

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Wow. Ginger brows. It's not your suited colors, but fun anyway. She has out-raged you with her colors. What a trip that will be. Tokyo rocks.
SapphireHilton says – reply to this

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Yuck! Sick is in my mouth.. :/
SapphireHilton says – reply to this

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I think I just puked a little…
SapphireHilton says – reply to this

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LOVING the hair dahling, very retro.. most stylish.. DIVINE!
All my love, Sapphire Hilton, your "bit-on-the-side"
Middernachtlopper says – reply to this

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GInger suits with your blue eyes, man
Sistah Mary says – reply to this

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Jesus, what a pair of shit for brains…
chrisnoland says – reply to this

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Tokyo is awesome. I ditched NYC for it. I am not far from where that picture was taken as I do believe you are in Shinjuku ni-chome
shooie says – reply to this

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You're still fucking ugly. Put an onion sack over your head so we can't see you or smell you.
Melme says – reply to this

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Perez, no one should became a "ranga" by choice. If you want a translation of what a "ranga" is, don't hesitate to contact me….but let's just say its not good.
godstar says – reply to this

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You look like COMPLETE shit Mario U fucking TWAT
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: Charlie1992 –

Mario looks VERY "special" !
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: UrbestNightmare –

Job? Lazy fuck Mario does NOT work.
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: Romy23 –

His obese sister "writes" the blog now,has been for a LONG time.
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Atomic bomb absorbers! Did you bring your gun?
WildOrchid1298 says – reply to this

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Oh that is so cool. Gotta love Tokyo. Hopefully you when to Shibuya already. Also you have to see Akihabara…its crazy…hmmm and Shinjuku is always cool too, just be careful on the subways thats what I say. Oh so much. Also, the "maid" bars are suppose to be really fun and you have to kareoke there and drink up. Okay its official I wish I were there.

PS where did Madonna come from in all of this and

PSS love the girls nails very cute.
godstar says – reply to this

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POLO! USE A GUN NEXT TIME !
alihatestwilight says – reply to this

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a VAGINA on her nails? What the fuck?
godstar says – reply to this

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"What should we do next?"

Find a high building a jump off !
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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You can get some underage asian bitches for a green card, then they'll love you long time.