From Tokyo, With Love
Do you like Perez's new hair???
He went hot ginge for the hot people of Japan!
We landed Sunday afternoon and instantly went to exploring this amazing city.
We are sooooo in love with Tokyo!!!!!!! Everything about it is amazing.
Yes, the shopping is great. We died and went to sneaker heaven! The food is super yum. Everyone is so polite. The toilets are warm and keep your bum nice and toasty! Plus, they do other things too, if you're so inclined.
We need to find a way to bring one of those toilets home!
We strolled through Harajuku. Met up with some Twitter friends. Went to Kiddy Land. It was awesome! Got some great gifts for some great people. And then we headed to the gayborhood!
Madonna and GaGa and we are soooo happy. We are soooo happy right now. And we're thrilled that we get to stay here until next Sunday!
Oh, and we met this Harajuku girl (above) that has a vagina painted on her pro nails! Die. We might get some peen….on our nails, of course. Ha
Tokyo, we heart you a lot. Our love affair has just begun and it is far from over.
This week is going to be magical!!!!!
What should we do next????
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[Perez's tee courtesy of LnA Clothing.]
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Jelly-Filled Perry
love your hair darling
haha ur still fat and ugly!
So, Perez, have you been able to confirm yet that gook pu$$y is sliced horizontal, side to side…????
Folks, I don't even think P runs this site anymore. It's obvious someone else writes for him (and this ghost writer should learn how to spell). Who's WE?
OH WOW… he even gives a shout out to the clothing shop where he got that shitty shirt for free. is mario not the most ugly 'person' ever born?
nope, i do not like your hair. In my country we have an idiom which is very suitable for this ocassion (hope people qho understand spanish would undrerstand it): "Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda".
Sincerely, I love your web. Those punsa u make are incredible and helpful for people like me who need to learn the "funny" side of a language, but the way you make things sometimes is quite unpolite…
P.D: those nails…. WTF??
I actually like your hair for some weird reason.
That fingernail art has to be one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen…not just the so-called vag depiction…it all looks horribly desperate and tacky…so Tokyo.
Did I tell you this place was EPIC??? That's why I live here
HAHAHAHAHAHA you are FAT and now a GINGER! WOW!! Well it suits your personality, you are just as obnoxious as a fucking leprechaun!
WTFF a vagina really thats nasty
ur hair looks good
Hate the way Asian women look for some reason, and aren;t they over that ugy baby doll fashion yet?
Charlie 1992: PANTS LIKE THEM? YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK PROPERLY.
No…no…and no. You look like a Carrot Top reject. And that "nail art" is completely without class.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT LEPRECHAUN!!! YOU LOOK DISGUSTING AS ALWAYS
EWWWW you look like a plump carrot top
haha that girl looks awesome xD so jealous!
are you doing any events so that fans can get an autograph or book or anything?
i live around tokyo in this place called yokohama,
and i would die if i got to meet you!
Perez, you should stop by Okinawa since your in the area, visit some of the troops I think it would be good PR and you would have soooo much fun.. lots of family here at the hospital that would love to meet you!!!
WELCOME TO TOKYO!! I love it too!! if youre here u ned to take a purikura!! Lets parttyyy!!!
Go to Mo Mo Paradise and have some sukiyaki! Amazing stuff!!
i want to go to tokyo!! i love their street style!!!
perez sorry but u look like a douchebag in the 2nd picture and why the fuck the haraku girl has a vigina painted on her nail anyways LOVE JAPAN AND I WANT TO VISIT IN THE FUTURE
DId you notice what's on that girl's T-SHIRT ? Two nude gay cowboys, one with his schloong hanging out, feeling the tits of his boyfriend. I'm gay, and that's totally a GAY UNDERGROUND POSTER TYPE THAANG !
I didn't know Japan was so "progressive" in those ways. LOVE HER SKIRT AND COLORFUL NAILS ! The vagina I could do without……BARF !
Bad choice of color
Try some blowfish. Don't believe all those stories about it being poisonous. Give it a try.
Why is your head so fucking big??
Put a paper bag over your face (if it fits)..you`ll look much better, fatty
I'm jealous!
Love the hair Perez! Lookin Fine ;]
Hahaha OMG I love Kiddy Land! And Harajuku!
Hope you're having fun!
You look thinner, Perez .. good job.
Enjoy every minute of your trip
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Sorry, the fingernails are a little desperate
Perez u are such a dork!
wow, your head is fucking HUGE!
you have to have to HAVE to go to Shinjuku and accross from shinjuku station is Takeshita Street.
IT HAS THE BEST SHOPPING EVER I AM NOT LYING!!
i loove tokyo it's so so sooooo great you will never find a cleaner or more fun place to live!!
Love your site Perezie, but hate the hair… sowwy!!
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Re: bonita_applebum16 – omg you girls are adorable!! xoxo
Sweat it out in the HUMID Tokyo summer fat boy! Didn't anyone tell you that Japanese regard red haired foreigners as kimochii warui (creepy)? In this case they're right on the money with you. We can imagine you walking around with your 3" dick at attention looking at Japanese boys. Just don't show them your Hobbit feet, that's another thing they hate, big Western feet.
hoott.!
Ao-tan, Takeshita doori (street) is in Harajuku, not Shinjuku, you fucking moron.
Re: HotNavyDude – NO!!! The troops here in Okinawa DO NOT want to meet this idiot. Well, I could bag on the Navy right now, but I will keep it to myself. hehehe!!! The Marines would kick the living shit out of his ass.
Your hair is not ginger! That is Carrot Top orange!!! And those EYEBROWS!!!!!! Howdy Doody's illegitimate child!
your hair sucks
and why the fuck does she have a vagina painted on her nails? haha that's weird.
Nails are actually cool
Hey Perez you look great and stylish (as always darling!) Safe travels in Japan! Sooo jealous!
perez you look like Chucky
Looking good, Perez. You have lost so much weight. Not sure about the hair color, though.
OMG you're Harajuku one of my favorite places! Right when you get out of the Harajuku station, across the street in a big white building, on the 3rd floor is a converter belt sushi place(kaitenzushi), you should go there! It's really good!
Ginger minger.
Perez.. change the colour of your hair!
that Harajuku girl looks like clown vomit.
ahhhhhhhhhaaaahaha.
Love the hair girlfriend and I gotta get me some of those vagina nails!!!
Lovin The Nails
But Hatin The Hair.Sorri
Perez, please get a (better?) stylist.
ew, you can not/never pull of that hair color
you look like a fool
change it now
it's horrible
get yourself a Yukata, summer kimono, and hit up the fireworks festival on the weekends! They are so much fun and everyone gets into it.
and
$10 all you can drink!!!! done. done. done.
no one cares what the f you are doing at any given time.
Not Good.
Gotta love Lee Press on Nails. Too bad she doesn't know how to shape them to fit correctly over her existing nails. And Yeah…ok if you want to call it a VaaJaaJaaa, we'll go with that. Looks like a nail with 3 colors of pink on it. You should fit right in Mario. The weird tend to hang with the weird.
YOUR HAIR LOOKS FUCKING STUPID JUST LIKE YOU! YOU LOOK MORE LIKE RUMOR THAN EVER WITH THE BIGGEST FUCKING CHIN IN JAPAN, I'M SURE WHEN YOU GET BACK TO HOLLYWEIRD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START CONFUSING YOU WITH RUMOR YOU STUPID WANKER!
I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR-DO HONEY!
you're ugly perez…as usual!
I really love your new hair and eyebrows !!!
It really suits you, you look like that dude from MAD magazine ! haha awesome !
ahhhh, no to the hair. Wow, them yeller people sure know how to do nails.
looks like ur having lots and lots of fun!!!!! take oics at the super sonic fetsival, ok. U look great by the way!!!!!!
haha i Actually feel really bad but i thought that was the Virgin Mary and then i saw the close up and realized what it was pahahaha OOPS lol