Mugshot Hall Of Fame

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What a natural beauty!

Elmwood Place police in Ohio arrested the gorgeous Maria Magobet on Saturday for stealing a deli sandwich from a grocery store!

Magobet ordered a meat and cheese sandwich from the deli counter at the market and walked out of that bitch without paying. Police caught the sandwich thief in mid chew with meat scraps all over her mouth.

The only item recovered from the theft?

A pickle!

Maria has been charged with theft and attempted theft.

Blame the recession, bb!!

    Posted: Aug 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      omg zeksie



    2. 2

      she is girl? nononononono liar



    3. 3

      Ok. This is Not funny. This woman steal the sandwich because she was hungry. Come on everybody pick the grapes at the market. I feel sorry for her, and Perez is making fun because he never was hungry, he never live in poverty.



    4. 4

      Mmmm i like!!!!



    5. 5

      Ha I do that all the time at the deli



    6. 6

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok i guess



    7. 7

      all i can say is HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK! FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



    8. 8

      She looks dead



    9. 9

      halff man halff women… GROSS



    10. 10

      She got whipped with the ugly stick hard.



    11. 11

      hmmm hungry… no money…. and you embarass her, asshole



    12. 12

      damn bitch wipe ur mouth and get off the drugs, girl looks busted!



    13. 13

      Omg Perez. The woman doesn't even look mentally stable. Fuck you, you fat fuck.



    14. 14

      OMG LOL



    15. 15

      I swear I've seen this face on the Simpsons



    16. 16

      Re: germensano – Ew. You pick the unwashed grapes at the market and eat them? Well, I guess whatever works. Still I can't help but think of all those gross people who've touched it.



    17. 17

      I dont think its funny at all… it was just a fuckin sandwich, big effing deal.. i cant hate on the hungry people for stealing food. it's just sad.



    18. 18

      PEREZ, BE NICE
      TO YOUR SISTER!



    19. 19

      Perez.. she isn't even a celebrity wtf



    20. 20

      falling asleep?



    21. 21

      Re: Helloo nurse! – This is the last time I leave the computer unsupervised.



    22. 22

      poor woman



    23. 23

      And this woman is on your so-called "celebrity" website because…? You need to make fun of her troubles? You are a warped, seriously passive-aggressive, bitter old queen. Get help, Mario. Please, get help. You really need it.



    24. 24

      wtf perez? is this a lame attempt at sarcastic humor? making fun on possibly mentally retarded ppl on drugs who cannot afford a meal is not cool yo



    25. 25

      Is this Perezhilton or The Smoking Gun…come on…whoever is minding the store while Mario is in Japan better get schooled quick. Not only is this not funny, its not relavent in any way and simply cruel. Before someone tells me to stay off this site if I don't like it, please honestly tell me the Mario is even looking over the shoulder of the person who is poison penning for him!!!!



    26. 26

      Shut up people!! She stole a sandwich because she thought she was above the law. She wasn't just hungry. . . you get food stamps when you're hungry and broke! Thanks for giving me a little chuckle today Perez! "Only item recovered was a pickle"! LOL If she was that broke and THAT hungry, bitch would have ate that pickle too!! :)



    27. 27

      For all of you people saying… "poor woman, all she needed was a meal…"

      F*** THAT!!

      How about she takes the $5 she spends on her crack and PAYS for the sandwich!! She CHOOSES drugs over food… WHY should that store have to pay for her to eat??? I'm sure they are already suffering in this economy!!!



    28. 28

      i feel pretty



    29. 29

      THIS IS JUST SAD.
      .
      CAN YOU PLEASE STICK TO POSTING MUGSHOTS OF COMPLETE A-HOLES?!?!
      .
      THIS WOMAN IS PROBABLY POOR AND SHE STOLE **ONLY** FOOD IN A **NON-VIOLENT** MANNER!!
      .
      HAVE A HEART PEOPLE!!



    30. 30

      OMG



    31. 31

      lmao thats hilarious



    32. 32

      You sexy woman you



    33. 33

      Re: kateeloveesyouu – Why would you talk about other's w/ memtal retardation when your ass is retarded. Talk about pot callin kettle black.



    34. 34

      Crazy Ohio State buckeyes!



    35. 35

      Re: Maureen1982 – Bitch you got ALOT of room to talk, how about you use your meth money to go back to school and get an education you stupid c*u*n*t.

    36. MP says – reply to this


      36

      I think this should've gone under if you are easily offended.



    37. 37

      Re: JustSayin – whatever, if she doesnt have a job she gets benefits, its her problem if she doesnt spend wisely



    38. 38

      Re: Maureen1982 – And you know for a fact she does drugs?



    39. 39

      Just plain sad…she is obviously mentally impaired…she was born that way….poor girl….uggggggh



    40. 40

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i thought that was a man until i read the name maria LOOOOLLL best pic ever!!!!



    41. 41

      How do you even come across these mug shots? Seems like an odd thing for you to have access to.



    42. 42

      Re: Maureen1982
      Why do you assume this…way off base. Her eyes aren't like that because of drugs. When you ASSume…you make an ASS*uf*u*and*me



    43. 43

      This is sad. She took a sandwich. C'mon people obviously she needs help, not futher degradation. Really.



    44. 44

      Re: JustSayin – Did it occur to you that she may not have had a meal? Ah, come on have heart. Take her picture down. We don't know her story. She could be innocent. The way the world is going we may all be stealing food just to be alive. Think about it. Look how Mandoff took all those super rich people's money and now they are cleaning houses. Shit anything can happen.



    45. 45

      Well, for a couple of years, at least, she will get 3 squared.



    46. 46

      Re: Maureen1982 – And, are you sure you were born in 82'??? Bitch, you look about 50, put a bag over that thing.



    47. 47

      She's the black version of you Mario, except her hair looks better. Seriously, she probably did it because she was hungry. What a shame.



    48. 48

      Re: RedApple
      All mugshots can be seen on any correctional website. They are public record….saw my friend on one. :-)



    49. 49

      Re: bellatattoos – Brilliant.



    50. 50

      wow all that for a sandwich? police look for any little thing to arrest people. she's probably poor, could you imagine something like that? so shut up, perez!



    51. 51

      I think there are still remnants from the sandwich on her lips.



    52. 52

      Reply to #33, before you smartass fucktard's try to comment on my misspelling of "mental", there ya have it.

    53. missB says – reply to this


      53

      i doubt the woman couldnt afford food i mean she looks pretty chubby



    54. 54

      Feels good to smack someone who's already down, doesn't it? If so, go seek treatment, you're obviously not well.



    55. 55

      Look at the economy. I am sure there are a ton of thefts right now with food. Leave her alone, you do not know her story. I come to this site to see celebrity news not to make fun of those less fortunate. Besides doesn't it make you slightly hypocritical? I mean your always posting charity opportunities about hunger….

    56. Laura says – reply to this


      56

      This is horrible. When you steal a sandwich, you are hungry, you have no food at home.

      If she were a white woman, she wouldnt have been arrested.

      Also, if she ate all the phone before she left, it wouldnt count as stealing, since there is than no evidence and it is not on her persons.



    57. 57

      she doesn't look any too starving to me.



    58. 58

      pathetic it's a sandwich!!!!!



    59. 59


    60. 60

      nasty! made me lose my appetite. that is one ugly nappy headed hoe!



    61. 61

      Re: Laura
      .
      SHUT UP AND DON'T 'HATE BAIT'!!!
      .
      OOHH GEEZ LOUISE!!! WE WERE HAVING A DISCUSSION IN WHICH MOST OF US DID NOT APPROVE, YET FELT BAD FOR THIS WOMAN'S SITUATION.
      .
      OF COURSE SOME IDIOT LIBERAL HAD TO TURN IT INTO A RACIAL STATEMENT!!



    62. 62

      creature from the black lagoon.



    63. 63

      That is really sad Perez. Come on. She was stealing a freaking sandwich. No one looks good in mug shots. Now that you have helped publicly humiliate someone, you have reached an all time low by exposing someone who has obvious severe problems



    64. 64

      uh…you need a proof reader



    65. 65

      Perez: why did you have to feature the crumbs?



    66. 66

      That's pretty mean. She was probably stealing because she was hungry and couldn't afford to buy it. I thought the purpose of this website is to chronicle the antics of celebrities, not the more unfortunate lives of regular people.



    67. 67

      wow perez ur mean makin fun of a poor woman she was hungry
      ur a mean person!

      u know better then that jst cause ur the "queen of meida" dnt mean u make
      fun of ppl
      nd yeah i went there :]



    68. 68

      Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez – I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? I've never seen your stupid ass on this site before. Oh sorry you must be like the 10 other people that have BOOM BOOM POW PEREZ GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT as their name. LOL you're sooooooooooooooo funny! NOT!! REAL ORIGINAL LOSER. Get a life and get the fuck of this site BI-OTCH!



    69. 69

      hahahahaha



    70. 70

      Yes, let's make fun of poor people! How fun!



    71. 71

      don't you have better things to write than making fun of the poor hungry woman!



    72. 72

      Why is this gossip? I googled the name and several sites are all posting this story. Went to a news spot and found some interesting news. Now I'm coping a post from the comment section….go to ask.com-type in (dayton ohio court records) and she has a list a mile long.
      .
      If you are hungry, there are plenty of missions and food lines, while sad to have to go there, they are there.
      .

    73. elo says – reply to this


      73

      Are we really gonna pretend she ordered and stole a sandwich because she was hungry? The U.S. has been feeding it's poor for over forty years, she's a thief not a victim.



    74. 74

      wow, i didn't know they arrested people for stealing a $5 sandwich! in this economy, couldn't they just give her a court date and tell her to show up? wow.

      *

      and this is one of the funniest mug shots i've ever seen, btw :)



    75. 75

      How sad! :( This woman might be unstable and didn't realize she didn't pay. I understand it's still robbery, but I think this could have been settled a little differently and not publisized on Perezhilton. Poor woman. :(



    76. 76

      One of these days, Perez will be arrested and have his own mugshot one day…..YOU JUST WAIT, PEREZ!!!



    77. 77

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    78. 78

      Re: JuneGordon – Na, let's make fun of ugly hookers. Just the usual for this site.



    79. 79

      Re: germensano – UR JUST SAYING THAT CUZ YOUR BLACK OR SPIC. SHES NASTY AND POOR AND ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE OUR ECONOMY WORSE THEN IT ALREADY IS!



    80. 80

      So you trawled through the mugshots to find someone that wasn't a natural beauty in order that you can make fun of her? Whatever she did and whatever she may or may not be on doesnt give you the right to mock her physical appearance.

      You of all people should understand the saying "you can only piss with the cock you're given"….



    81. 81

      Im diggin that finga-wave though!! That's TIGHT!! LOL



    82. 82

      I think this is so wrong to be making fun of this lady, everyone can't be gorgeous. This is so not funny. She's probably someone's mother. HAHA and some of the people commenting on here and making jokes are butt ass ugly themselves.



    83. 83

      poor black woman stealing to eat is not celebrity gossip. FAIL.

    84. epic says – reply to this


      84

      Re: JustSayin – i agree - i hate to see people arrested for stealing food.



    85. 85

      lol omg pobresita



    86. 86

      I don't think this is funny. This lady is not a celebrity and did not ask to have her picture posted on a gossip website. They should have asked for the money up front. People are broke and hungry.



    87. 87

      why are people feeling sympathy for her? because she is ugly, retarted and possibly poor, or because she is off her tits on some random shit she bought for £10 and was so fucked she went to buy a sandwich and got caught stealing it ? i think she needs help.

      BUT FUNNY FUCKING PICTURE, OOOOOOOOOOH-GLEEEEEEEE



    88. 88

      Thats very very sad.



    89. 89

      Really !!~ What an ugly race… Ugly kinky hair… ugly large nose
      and a UGLY mentality !! I guess you can guess I don't like them
      too much !!



    90. 90

      um… who cares?



    91. 91

      go to www.daytonwejis.com/PA/DefCaseList.cfm
      .



    92. 92

      I did laugh my ass off at Pornmobile man. One of New Jersey's finest. He deserved it though. There are women and children at rest stops. Post that one again. ha ha ha ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



    93. 93

      hmmm…maybe the grocery store could have made her work an hour or two to pay for her sandwich.
      She was hungry and i do feel bad for her…So many people are outta a jobs and it must be hard out there for some people. So sad :(



    94. 94

      Haha, what a hot chicka.
      Jeez, everyone should stop taking Perez so seriously. :3



    95. 95

      Gah, can't she wipe her mouth off before getting cuffed? Ewwww



    96. 96

      Re: bellatattoos – Your the funniest of all! Have fun looking at this 52 year old's rap sheet.
      .
      OMG…. I better get back to work!



    97. 97

      ur a racist…



    98. 98

      She is so hot. She makes me hot. She turns me on. This woman obviously isn't right. She got slammed in the door hard.



    99. 99

      this is a freakin hilarious mugshot! the best ever i think! but regarding her stealing FOOD…let her have it! if someone steals food it's because they probably really don't have any money. naive maybe, but look at her…she prob couldn't afford a cup of free water



    100. 100

      all of you ignorant fucks.. this poor woman definately has something wrong with her, and who would steal a sandwich to eat it unless they were hungry and couldn't afford it??! perez you fat fuck grow the hell up and find something better to blog about.. you are going more down hill every day..

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