Mugshot Hall Of Fame
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What a natural beauty!
Elmwood Place police in Ohio arrested the gorgeous Maria Magobet on Saturday for stealing a deli sandwich from a grocery store!
Magobet ordered a meat and cheese sandwich from the deli counter at the market and walked out of that bitch without paying. Police caught the sandwich thief in mid chew with meat scraps all over her mouth.
The only item recovered from the theft?
A pickle!
Maria has been charged with theft and attempted theft.
Blame the recession, bb!!
Jelly-Filled Perry
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Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez – Baah. Don't worry about it. You've just been perez schooled on a new word, lol. I don't always agree with you but your comments can be F'n funny. I like country music as per the last post, but I also love metal. Shrugs. You can be on my ball team, boomboom.
aww. i feel kind of bad for her. she is poor and steals a sandwhich, then they arrest her and then you make fun of her!! if i was that cop i would have let her go. thats kinda sad
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey sweets is she the chick that is hot!
Well what's the fuck is her beef with me. I've never said one thing to that skank! I have a brother in Texas. Hey bitch anytime anyplace you are fucking with the wrong girl! Millisa Blair from Texas. Bitch don't let the Irish in me come out or the French as you know we can take care of ourselves! Trust!@
Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez – I forgive you too! Everyone deserves a second chance. See some people love to hate and don't give a damn look at my stalker. Mellisa Blair from Texas. Oh, wait a minute you're in Texas. Tell me do you know this person? I'm told she went by Hot Monkey Loves Obama Style when she really hated Obama! How I am mixed up in this is a mystery to me. Because I never said a word to the bitch!
But, you're cool!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Sweets thanks. But, that Bitch is using my dogs name! Maybe it looks like a dog. Oops good name if it does. I'm cool. Calm as the winds. Now that I know the source. So consider the source. You know what this is about. Something very stupid!
Seriously trashy and in bad taste! Perez u are a big wart infested asshole! this person is not a celebrity and any bit of of slack I may have cut you in the past is out the door! asshole! pick on other assholes that make a living being assholes like yourself, THAT is entertaining this is pathetic and mean.I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Have you ever thought that just maybe she could be just another person who doesn't give a damn about anyone else but herself, and doesn't care if she steals a sandwich because she thinks shes owed something. Yea i live in new orleans and see that kind of thing everyday. How about everyone quit assuming that she has some kind of "story" and she may just have been hungry. If she was so hungry, how about instead of getting your hair done, go buy some damn groceries!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Girl you rock thanks for having our backs! Love you! And to the wonderful person who spoke about this troll thank you too sweetie. I'm not mean but when people mess with me that's just me. I never attack almost never. Only when one comes after me. Then game on. Other than that. I enjoy talking to people and having fun. I wish we had a NO HATE ZONE! Only cool and nice people who are secure could come and say whatever and still not be hated. Oh, well maybe in another world.
Have a nice evening peeps! Kisses!
Anyone with half a brain can see that this person has some mental issues and/ or was very hungry. It's disgusting that something like this would be posted to a celebrity site or any site for that matter. Your site continues to stoop to new lows. digusting.
The did a fucking mug shot for this? Losers need to keep up with real crime.
Anyone with half a brain can see that this person has some mental issues and/ or was very hungry. It's disgusting that something like this would be posted to a celebrity site or any site for that matter. Your site continues to stoop to new lows. disgusting.
eeew she made me puke.
She looks cracked out, thanks for making Ohio look bad…. but seriosly sad.
You don't have anything better to do than post mugshots of little retarded girls? YOU LOSER!
Re: kacky – 226 She is a 52 year old hooker. Just to be clear.
um, just because she stole a sandwich doesn't mean she's on drugs. you have no idea what circumstances led to her current condition. she could be severely mentally ill with no family to take care of her. that's really dense and ignorant to make fun of someone in such a desperate situation who was obviously hungry and did not have the means, or possibly the education or ability, to help herself.
Re: MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk –
anyone who commits retail theft which is what this is considered, receives either a citation or a court ordered appearance, has a mugshot taken, is fingerprinted and released as long as the items are less than 150 dollars from what i am to understand. he's publicly humiliating this person for a minor offense that is on the same level as a traffic ticket. they just mugshot for the sake of people don't want to hire thieves and it's a summary offense that can carry jail time if it happens again.
I feel sorry for her. But then again, stealing is never okay and no one is above the law, poverty or not. Actually, it seems poor people are better off then people who work 8 hours a day anyway. So she has no excuse!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – I don't care how old she is or what she does for money. She's retarded and not fodder for a celebrity blog.
5 o'clock shadow LOLZ
Poor dear
Give her a break
She is already deformed
Shame on you, Perez! While I find most of your posts "LOLtastic", I have to comment and say that this is not one of them. This is a contradiction to the compassion and concern conveyed in your posts about worthwhile causes. Hunger is a worthwhile cause, don't you think?
she's stealing my soul with her satan-eyes.
Re: kacky – Yes, that is true.
Like Perez Hilton hasn't scarfed down a sandwich before paying it.
I say with the looks of that lady just let her have that sandwich LOL
The cops probably didn't let her wipe the crumbs off her mouth. Think about it. Why wouldn't she? She could have anytime from the initial stop to the photograph being taken, but when you have a-holes in blues with guns, you feel like you have little to no will power and being any bit unobedient you imagine can only make things worst. I missed-typed on my first post, if she ate all the food, they would have little to convict unless it was caught on camera, since it wouldn't be on her persons. Oh, and Jon 86 - sorry for being that token point out institutionalize racism person, but someone has to: If she were a nice, kept looking white women, they wouldn't have arrested her. And posting things like this perez (with no creditable celebrity fantasy involved), does in fact, reinforce racial stereotypes which yes, prolongs racism.
That is two neighborhoods over from my home……she couldnt even wipe her mouth?
I don't like the mug shots, ordinary people have a harder time with life, it's rough, and alot of people live in poverty, or have disabilities. Unless it's a celebrity no more mugshots Perez!
How insensitive of you. Theft is never a great thing to do, OBVIOUSLY. But you have to feel sorry for this woman, for the fact that she was starving and couldn't even afford a single meal. I'm not sympathizing with her for the reason she stole, but for the reason that the economy has many going to desperate measures.
Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez: anger issues much?
Wow, that is fucked up, Perez. Putting this person's troubles up for means of entertainment? I'm a religious Perez follower, but this just made me question your judgment.
Re: germensano – I agree. You think people want to resort to stealing food? Although what she did wasn't right, she obviously needed to eat so badly that she had to steal. Poor lady has probably never had it easy. Lay off.
please leave her alone. we don't know anything about her life and what she's been through and people are just judging her by the way she looks. for all we know, she could have conflicting mental problems or she might not - either way, perez shouldn't be one to judge because any face he makes will always be uglier than any mug shot. im just sorry will.i.am didnt punch you harder to actually make you look like a decent human being and less like a piggy.
omg! that looks like herpes or some sort of std on her mouth. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She looks like that big sloppy blob thingy from star wars. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
gosh i laugh soooooo hard hahahah u take this in a very funny way and i LOVE IT!
she look like TRANSDONNA and XTINA AGUILA MIXED 2GETTA
ok so she stole a sandwich, but how is it justified to put her on this blog for that? I think you are morally more questionable for trying to embarass her, from what you say, basically because of her picture. well perez you aint no Zeffron yourself so why not find some actual news or celeb gossip to report?
you all are mean. she was hungry. that isn't funny. it's sad.
FUCK OFF Cubano, se te olvida de donde vienes hijo de la gran puta, respeta a la gente pobre, la gran mayoría de tu gente, de tu sangre vive en estas condiciones, ahora los del Gabcho sufren por la crisis y tu te burlas…No se quien es peor si Chavez por Facista mediatico o tu por faltar el respeto a la minoria que representamos. De latino no tienes ni madres cabron…
in us you got a mushot even for stealing a sandwich???
OH HOLY MOTHER FUCKER
Re: @v@ – Love ya.
Re: Paris France – Love you too doll.
i feel kinda bad for laughing…. she was probably very poor and hungry. still thats no excuse for stealing….
Thats horrible!
i'm not being mean but i actually want to puke. Eurghh!
Perez worked so hard to find someone fuglier than him.
ewww she has a beard and moustache?
ewww
Re: porkyperez – Yeah, that bitch is a retaad. Double "a" intentional.
I FEEL bad 4 her poor woman she must have been poor
Was she on television 57 years ago or something? Why post this?
Typical BS from Perez. Whatever happened to personal responsibility? She stole a sandwich and got arrested so let's blame the recession. Doesn't look like she's missed a meal ever. But let's blame her deviant behavior on anything but the person responsible. This from the guy that starts a fight, gets his ass kicked, then blames someone else for his idiot behavior.
Honestly, yes perez should not be posting mugshots of people. Its a celebrity blog, but.. By everyone saying "poor woman" or "she was just hungry and you dont know her story"…all your doing is justifying her stealing even if it was only a sandwich. Thats like saying, because this person doesn't have a tv they can go and just take one. Yes, its wrong to prejudge people but at the same time, if you were the person that owned the store she stole from and lets just say for the hell of it, nothing is wrong with her. Wouldn't you be pretty upset? Times are tough, and yes companies and small business owners are suffering so to even just steal something so small as a sandwich is a big deal. If shes homeless and hungry, do like every other person that has no choice.. Go to a shelter! There are plenty of them willing to provide food and somewhere for them to sleep.
She was just hongery, grocery stores make enough money so it's not stealing right? Btw, she???? Really?
OMFG.
No words. just an abbreviation.
Don't scare me like this again, Mario ! OMG, this thing looks like a frog…eeeek
I agree with germensano. This woman stole a deli sandwich, probably because she was hungry and couldn't afford to buy food. Its not like she was stealing a bottle of booze. I imagine her situation was humiliating enough, but slapping her picture up on this website because the poor woman is unattractive (something Mario should be able to relate to) is just mean.
Re: SWEETPIECE! –
Wow, somebody who actually looked at the story a little deeper instead of making a snap judgement. I'm impressed… good for you!
okayy..if you dont like what Perez is saying
then stop READING!!
This is THE most disgusting photo you´ve ever post!!!! but I do feel sorry for her, just think how it feels to not have money for a sadwich !!!!!
It looks like she has herpes on her lips!!!
Jokes aside, I hope she didn't steal because she was starving.
Random ?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hell i thought that was Jeniffer Hudson!!!!
don't laugh you thought the same Perez
hahahaha aw that made me laugh
wow, i hoped she enjoyed that sandwhich…[:
Wow…i can't believe how many idiots are out here defending this chick for STEALING! It doesn't matter what the item was…stealing is against the law! If you condone this pitiful act, then you condone any and all stealing! And trying to say it's because she is poor…PLEASE..that is NO excuse! There are plenty of services available that you can eat for free. I know, I have had to use them at one tim ein my life. But never did I try to steal food. There is no excuse. And for all you who think that she is obviously mentally disabled by her looks…shame on you. Don't judge a book by its cover and give pity. If any of you actually followed up on this story, it is another sad pathetic person who has a criminal record a mile long. Yeah….let's all through a pity party for someone who has intenionally f'ed up her life and continues to do so by thinking she is above the law. Give me a break…
i'd tap that.
It's tough life stealing food, toilet paper, and diapers when all the money you got left is for beer, cigs, and crack. Can I get a witness?????!!!!! J/K The woman does not look like she has missed meals out of impoverishment.
Oh man this lady/man is my hero. Look at the turkey flakes on her lips. HAHA
HAHAHAH…needed a good laugh! ok whether she was hungry or not does not give her the right to steal…and by the way she looks like she is 100% on drugs so she should maybe use some of her drug money to pay for her food and she certainly doesnt appear to be someone who has not eaten (if you catch my drift…*she is fat*). so at the end of the day the Bitch got what she deserved!
WTF? Thakd Mario…..I'm gonna have nightmares tonight! JC…that's one fugly it.
beautiful
Im starting to wonder if having racist tendencies. This is the 2nd mug shot seen on here and they both were black. What does this have to do with being famous? Does it make you feel better about yourself to make fun of someone else who may not be easy on the eyes. Apparently so.
Re: Maureen1982 – #27, Where in the story did it say anything about the woman being on crack? She was arrested for stealing food. Drugs had nothing to do it. People like you make me sick always trying to stereotype someone and don't even know whats going on.
you know this pic is sick!!!!
Did she use up all her food stamps?
Never heard of a soup kitchen? Or a homeless shelter?
Blew her unemployeement money?
OH BOY WAS SHE STARVING.
being hungry isnt an excuse for stealing….its called getting a job. plus its her own fault for getting caught…she could have tried to hide it at least
Perez. What is wrong with you that you feel it is your place to call someone out who is clearly suffering from this patriarchal capitalist empire? Don't you see you're perpetuating the ignorance by calling out victims so that insecure, superficial assholes can laugh at that!? that's sick. . what happened to standing up for the rest of us? maybe she is a lesbian. would that change it for you?
have a heart!
Re: SWEETPIECE! –
I'm with you! Totally agreement here!
IT LOOKS LIKE "JABBA THE HUT" FROM STAR WARS! GROSS!!!
Okay… first off she's got a double chin. She is NOT starving. lol. Second, in my neighborhood all the hood rats do this at Meijers all the time just because they think they can get away with it. There's no reason to steal food. Just get on food assistance..
well okay, not to be mean, well yes to be mean i say that it would help her to miss a meal.i bet shes beautiful on the inside though!
OMG! Im going to have nightmares hahaha
LMAO- she cant be STARVIN!
she has fresh ass finger waves in HAHAHAHA
Jesus christ.