Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion

Check out the fab pHOtos of Lindsanity from the September issue of Elle UK!

Lookin' good, Lohan!

But is Lindsay hiding pAArty favors under her fingernails or what?????

Get your fingers out of your mouth, girlie!

Posted: Aug 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm / Email this »

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Aimee999 says – reply to this

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shes been so desperate for attention lately
JAYQUE says – reply to this

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i know seriously her hands are constantly in here mouth!! but she looks tote good. her red hair always looks the best on her.
eskimokissezx0 says – reply to this

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WTF would you put your hand in/over your mouth in like every single shot? Jesus christ learn how to pose, firecrotch!
Helloo nurse! says – reply to this

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Hot.
mathisol says – reply to this

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Her face is so sunken in….
Nothing she does looks good to me, every time i see her all I can see is a crack head trying to make money to get a hit…
Helloo nurse! says – reply to this

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I like Lindsay Lohan. I'm not even afraid to admit it. She's quite talented too (in the acting department that is. Singing's a big no imo).
bellear86 says – reply to this

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omg WHY do people still care about her enough to put her on the cover? she looks good there tho…good retouching! and why does she keep changing her hair to that hideous blonde, she looks so much better with the red!
addicted2music says – reply to this

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SHE IS SOOO HOT!! IM SOO GLAD SHE IS MAKING HER COMEBACK!!!
THERE IS NO ONE LIKE HER AND SHE KNOWS IT……LINDSAYS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxmeowxx says – reply to this

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well, lindsay is a mess…
but at least shes a hot mess.
vixiedevil says – reply to this

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Why?
jones19 says – reply to this

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She looks pretty fierce here. Just goes to show how much world class photographers, stylists, hairdressers and make-up artists (along with retouchers) can do for a rough looking girl
doenut says – reply to this

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She looks like Mr. Ed in the third picture there.
doenut says – reply to this

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She also looks A LOT like Brittany Spears in the last pic.
BlueeyedMexi88 says – reply to this

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Coke whore is looking good, but I still stand by statement. I'm so sick of her. She's so overexposed!
addicted2music says – reply to this

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i cant stop looking at the pictures!!!
i love britney spears says – reply to this

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love her, and she maybe a little out there, but the girl sure can take some pictures!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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she scrubs up well
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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she looks amazing! those pics are fab!
jlenoconel says – reply to this

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R u serious? She looks like shit.
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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the cover is so airbrushed i didnt know it was her! I don't like any of the poses. I like her though.
laurafuckingsaurus says – reply to this

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Why is the biting her hand? She looks like an idiot..I especially hate the face close up.
Kimber21 says – reply to this

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Isn't it obvious. She's so hungry she's eating herself.
Tortula2 says – reply to this

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Im sorry but why is she constantly featured in magazines? She is so gross………looks like a damn crackhead. She's not sexy and putting your hand in your mouth helping either.
skeezer says – reply to this

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Re: Helloo nurse! – I feel the same way. She always takes great pictures too.
who_really_cares says – reply to this

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why do people think hair extensions like that look good? pics themselves not too bad, still not into her.
redmond says – reply to this

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These are the best pics I've seen of her in years!!!
Kittt:] says – reply to this

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OH MY GOSH. From that photoshoot, $4000+ of jewelry was stolen. Lindsey says that she didn't steal any of it but i don't believe her. . .
jaimeee says – reply to this

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i really like the last pic
Emily V says – reply to this

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eww. Have a milkshake!
Jir822 says – reply to this

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She looks good. Now, if she's only able to keep it up.
gdeeaz says – reply to this

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she looks scary in the 2nd to last picture
BarbieeGirl says – reply to this

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Her nails aren't even long enough to be hiding anything in there dummy! But she is looking FIERCE!
me0101 says – reply to this

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f'd up pixs from and f'd up person. noice…………
Rumor06 says – reply to this

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I like.
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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Omg, Perez, fuck! My Lord I have never seen anyone post so many fucking articles about this NOBODY. Stop it!! I hate that bitch. She USED TO have talent, now she is a fucking bum, who is STILL famous for no reason!
nathanjones says – reply to this

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She seems to only know one pose…
thewhitequeen13 says – reply to this

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GOD I really, truly dislike her. It's funny how she thinks she's so sexy but it comes off as desperate. How pathetic.
anniegirl says – reply to this

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can't get much skankier.
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Not Gratuitous.
FrankieRouge says – reply to this

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Perez, I believe the theme for this shoot was "biting the hand that feeds".
maxwell says – reply to this

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Hmm…something is off in these pictures…She still has that coked out look to her….I think she ruined herself from all the drugs n alcohol…shes no where near as pretty as her younger years….She's now a hollow drugged out version of what she used to be.
MeaMarie says – reply to this

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Mediocre at best.
Vita says – reply to this

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wow, she looks SUPRISINGLY good?
MrSushi says – reply to this

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even tho shes a train wreck, shes HOT!!!!!!!!!
didi_2021 says – reply to this

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Gooooooooooooooooo Linds
Perez is a douchebag says – reply to this

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Why?
Why do people keep giving this meth head attention?.
Gross, she tries so hard to be "sexy”
yuck.
Swords Woman says – reply to this

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Aside from the finger-thing, she looks really good! Bravo for whoever did her makeup!
nicaface says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wineaux says – reply to this

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That pose is so cheese. Get over the fingers in the mouth thing.
jebjeb says – reply to this

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if she wasn't so gross, she could be pretty.
and yes, get your f'ing hands out of your mouth- it ain't cute or sexy.
doctorwho669 says – reply to this

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She looks Soooooo HOT!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Pretty good pictures.
The hair extensions are way too long
anniegirl says – reply to this

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High School Porn
LoveLabels says – reply to this

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LaLohan looks fabulous!!! Work it girl…
Pammie8 says – reply to this

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This ugly bitch has the same poses all the time. Get you fucking germy fingers out of your mouth it isnt sexy, its repulsive!
Mandy. says – reply to this

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Dauymn! Liking this..
blubabiecutie says – reply to this

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SHES PROBABLY SEARCHING FOR FOOD BETWEEN HER NAILS..JUST SAYING.
rainday says – reply to this

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Hooot!!!
Dr. M says – reply to this

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She looks good -
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Shalom
Dr. M
MM
SugarSpunSister says – reply to this

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Whoever the hell keeps putting her on the cover of their magazines needs to be fucking fired….so pointless!
XxSourCherryxX says – reply to this

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Wow!

Gorgeous pictures!
htownboy says – reply to this

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The first 2 look great. then she has her bulimia fingers in her mouth and it is gross.
gettinonmahnerves says – reply to this

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she's back!
hocus pocus says – reply to this

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I think she looks amazing.
JessikaRabbit83 says – reply to this

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The poses may be repetitive and uninspired, but I think the title captures Lindsay's desperate, needy, attention-seeking attitude: "Who Loves Me?" Perfect.
daniel008 says – reply to this

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these pics are amazingly hot…and those sexy boots …she looks bomb
ohboy says – reply to this

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Wow…these are actually really good photos. Kinda shocked.
squiidx3 says – reply to this

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she looks so gorge . like stunning
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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no
please, no
Starbella says – reply to this

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lindsey lohan queen of the fashion magazines
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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last picture : "hey guyz check out my coke nose"
Madonna_#1fan_4ever! says – reply to this

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She is smoking hot
Vettey says – reply to this

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She looks really good in these pictures! If I were her I drop whats-her-name and I would be focusing on my career!
przjerk says – reply to this

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oh yeah ,please Lindsay keep up the good work ,Beuatacious,hubba hubba boiyng
LisaL79 says – reply to this

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UGH… She looks like she's strung out. And seriously.. WTH is up with her hands being in her mouth. No telling where those suckers have been…. well, probably same place as her mouth, so nm.
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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I always found her to be beautiful. A little scroungy lately… but goes to show she can clean up nice when she wants to.
@v@ says – reply to this

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She has an unnatural poseur face in every photo. They're good photos if you block out her expression. It's either smug, or she looks like she's laughing at everybody, or laughing at the work. She has the kind of face you want to slap, when she's being ingenuous.
xodiana22 says – reply to this

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i like how the cover says who loves me?
considering her last movie went straight to abc family, i'd say very few people currently love you,
nice try though.
citychick019 says – reply to this

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TINY, TINY, TINY
SilverVolvo says – reply to this

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why is she still relevant????
M Jones says – reply to this

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that top picture's a really weird post- it makes it look like her arm comes out of her knee. I don't think that kind of body modification is possible yet- not even in hollwood…
M Jones says – reply to this

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Re: M Jones – "weird pose", not weird "post"- doh!
Illise says – reply to this

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She always look like she is high
marvelousmess says – reply to this

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HOT HOT HOT HOT ILU LILO
mistica says – reply to this

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Lindsay looks great!! Go girl!
fluoronights says – reply to this

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She looks so skanky, but thats nothing unusual.
Madame Min says – reply to this

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She's hot!
AvaJolie says – reply to this

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She looks stoned, like that aint new!.
ItsJustMe123 says – reply to this

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She's disgusting!!!!
Cirej25 says – reply to this

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wow hot!
electrifried says – reply to this

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lol sorry she looks so terrible xD
Tishbi says – reply to this

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anyone noticed elle magazine's fetish for hooker boots?
MeL <3 says – reply to this

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she's looking very fly..hopefully she will get back on track soon
Rikkles says – reply to this

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aww I am sooo proud of you Perez! Love u! She does look Amaze-balls
welshboi :P says – reply to this

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well done pervez a few days late with the news as usual!
on the upside lindsay is smokin HOT!
Team_Lily says – reply to this

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The cover is really bad.
so what says – reply to this

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she looks like she has 1 foot in the grave
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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GET YOUR FINGERS OFF THE KEYBOARD GIRLIE!
pickwick1 says – reply to this

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She looks exactly like her mom in these pics.
insertsobriquet says – reply to this

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Compared to the photoshoot and Cover of Emma Watson last month….

This one looks TRASHY as hell. Why is she on the cover?!

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