Inside The Madonna Auction: Madge's Flirty Faxes And Voicemails Revealed!
Portions of faxes Madonna sent and voicemails she left for former security guard Jim Albright in the early 90's have been released!
The letters and audio cassettes are up for bid in a private auction organized by the Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction, which are expected to earn $25k on the auction block.
Her Madgesty penned many faxes to Albright while on her global The Girlie Show tour, detailing her worldly travels to the man she so fondly called "Booty Man."
Wrote the Big M in one fax from Paris:
Hello, my sweet,
We're going out to dinner with all the girls to Chez Natasha . . . I'm going to have a wonderful fattening yummy rich-in-calories French meal. My mouth is watering. [Designer Jean Paul] Gaultier says hello!
We were expecting something a little seXXXier than that!
Madge started gettin' a little obsessive over Booty Man, as revealed in the transcripts of the voicemails she left for Albright while performing in Puerto Rico:
12:48 p.m.: (In a sweet, girlish voice) Hello? Is anybody there? Hello? Are you still sleeping? Hello? Baby?
Umm . . . I got your letter. It was really sweet. I guess I should call you back?
Umm . . . I'm going to go running in 20 minutes. Uh . . . I'll call you back. Maybe you're still sleeping and the phone will wake you up. Or else, where would you be? Football game? Playing basketball? Hmmmm? I'll call you back.
2:33 p.m.: Hi, baby. It's me again. OK. Well, I'll just try calling you later, or you can call me. Leave me a message. OK? Bye.
2:35 p.m.: (In an aggrieved tone) Honey, what are you doing? I know you're there because your phone was just busy. And your phone is clicking and doing all these weird things. Now what's wrong? Why aren't you answering the phone?
What are you doing? What are you pissed about? What's going on? Stop being a baby and pick up the telephone.
Oh, honey!
We've all been there - even Madonna!!!!
[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN.]
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she looks like a man baby!!!!!!!!!!
Sick. If they're using these disgusting things to promote the old has-been's CD, then it only further damages the crone's dead career. Her new single has already flopped massively, getting no airplay and chart appearance as usual. Her Greatest Flops CD will even tank bigger when it comes out.
she has beyonce's ass in that pic…….and some man's arms……..
Yeesh, she is one scary man-lady.
I think it is horrible that they are releasing her private letters and phone messages. Is nothing private anymore???
NEEDY
This guy is such a douche for selling this…boring. All it shows is that Madonna is privately very sensitive, everyone knows that.
Um….who cares?
Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey! welcome back, i've been taking care of the ladies for you…
SOUNDS SOOOO DESPERATE!!
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UGLY ARMS TO MATCH HER FACE!
Funny how people will call her ugly when they're just jealous cause she looks fucking good for her age.
I'm so frustrated!! I always thought Madonna was the Queen of Bitches and she acted like a desperate-low-esteem-loser! Shame on you Madonna!! you are de Queeen of Pop, how can you leave "proofs" of being a psycho!
jim carrey used to play her in his venus de milo sketches on living color
Re: JigSaw – LOL @ 9 - i just find that funny for some reason……
ugh she's so disgudsitng.. looking at her is like seeing your grandma having sex
Re: JigSaw – Re: Long Dong Connery –
mornin peepz♥
I want Madonnaz
guitar..
Re: Pipapoes – Michelle Pfeiffer looks good for her age. Jaclyn Smith looks good for her age. Vanessa Williams looks good for her age. This creature does NOT look good for her age. She looks like a veiny man with tits and a lizard face.
what a douche he is. whether u like her or not, or could care less, that is so low to do. they had a relationship and he sells their private communication. he's so desperate for money. get a job asshole!
yes she is surprisingly needy in the messages but u bitches better dont act like u never acted that way! everyone has been like that. especially broke losers with nothing to do except be on perezhilton!
Screeeen mah phone calls..no matter mater whoooooo calls…
Her ass looks gross in that picture. She really needs to cover up that body, she's getting old and very ugly.
A woman who made a career out of airing out every aspect of her private life on film, photographs, etc., and now all of a sudden everyone is worried about her privacy? Give me a break! She sold out her soul a long time ago..what's the difference now that someone else is doing it for her?
Madonna has a hot body for her age I would love to love her…..Hot and she does not look like a man
Re: JigSaw – Thanks……good to be back in the house…
thanks for taking care of the ladies!!!!!!!!!
ieeew just plain nasty .
Madonna that restaurant is called ”Natacha” - there is no Chez in the name and check your spelling. Not surprised, as all her life Madonna has been talentless and thick and relied on having a neck like a jockey's arse to forge a career. But hey, at least she seemed like she was going to enjoy her food - something the miserable old cow doesn't even do anymore…
she has weird ass veins in her armpits. what's up with those
LOVE her!
I think the guy is Charles Barkley.
she's fucking beautiful.
her ass looks so weird in this pic, I cant stop staring at it.
Her poor kids.
since when does madonna play guitar? What a ridicilous pose for a granny like she is.
I know beyond any reasonable doubt that there is not 1 heterosexual man on the planet that likes this horrible stuff you call "pop music" by this vampiress, young blood sucking hag Madonna.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Welcome Sir Connery! Hope you had a good time.
Re: TexasBadBoy – Also, count on at least one homosexual male (me) who can't stand this vile, old, tired bag of veins.
ok, those calls were in the early 90s….and im sick of madonnas appendages…
I just love her sense of humor!
This is very private
Hahahahaha, luvs it!
I can so see 90's Madonna with attitude!!
Whoever is selling this is an asshole. And you are an asshole, Perez, for transcribing the conversations.
Re: jesyrene –
Sick. If they're using these disgusting things to promote the old has-been's CD, then it only further damages the crone's dead career. Her new single has already flopped massively, getting no airplay and chart appearance as usual. Her Greatest Flops CD will even tank bigger when it comes out.
HOW CAN SHE BE A HAS-BEEN IF SHE CONTINUES TO BE ONE OF THE TOP-THREE CONCERT DRAWS INTERNATIONALLY… AND OFTEN AT NUMBER ONE?
Re: bokito –
since when does madonna play guitar? What a ridicilous pose for a granny like she is.
SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING GUITAR FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS, IDIOT.
Re: bokito – @32 - Not very well, from what I've seen. She's not playing any chord at all with her left hand, and I'm not quite sure what else she's doing with that guitar, but I'm going to look away now.
Re: stellagranos –
Wow, 10 years "playing" guitar…next thing you know, she's going to be considered one of the greatest right up there with Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page & Carlos Santana.
She needs to cover up, the thing I admore about Cyndi Lauper and Blondie.
Is that now a days they dress there age, and they don't try to suck the youth out of people.
I can totally relate, I think everyone, Man or Woman has been in her situation. It lets you know she is human too. It is kinda low for that guy to sell those tapes. But hey Madonna needsd not to chase anyman now. She can have basiclly whoever she wants. Look at Jesus, yum!