Kate 2.0 Speaks; No One Surprised

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Duh! Of course Kate Major (aka Kate 2.0) was going to speak! We're just wondering what took so long! Perhaps she had to wait till someone actually cared enough to interview her.

Well, E! News is ready to care or at least pretend to. On Wednesday, they will air an exclusive interview with the second blonde Kate which Jon Gosselin will soon learn to hate.

Leave it to their mutual friend and all-around mega tool, Michael Lohan, to share some of the details of their relationship publicly before the interview even airs! Lohan says that the couple are attempting to stay "low key", but are still in constant contact, even with her little trip to the West Coast this week.

Lohan says, "She needed to get away. Kate has really fallen for him and cares about him a great deal. She called him when she arrived. She wanted him to know we all got here safely."

We wonder if Jon knows this. Last time we checked, he was proclaiming to the world he was single. And what do these woman see in this douche anyway?

We just can't fathom how this chubby, father of eight has become more of a playboy than Jude Law!?!

Ridiculous!!

    Posted: Aug 3, 2009 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »

    60 comments to “Kate 2.0 Speaks; No One Surprised”



    1. 1

      I don't give a shit



    2. 2

      Stick a bag over their heads, they're all the same in bed. Feh.



    3. 3

      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    4. 4

      Re: Helloo nurse!

      THEN DON'T FUC*ING COMMENT!



    5. 5

      JEALOUS PEREZ ?????????????????????



    6. 6

      KATE'S A BITCH!!!
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      HAPPY JON IS OUT OF HER GRIP !!!!
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      HAVE FUN JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    7. 7

      T
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    8. 8

      There should be some sort of psychological testing before a couple (or any potential octo-mom) is allowed to undergo fertility procedures of any kind. Each of these little multiple children is a person. Just makes me sad.



    9. 9

      PEREZ,
      REMEMBER HE IS SEPERATED!
      *
      REMEMBER KATE STATED THEY HAVE BEEN SEPERATED
      FOR 2 YEARS! I WONDER WHAT THE JUDGE WILL DO ABOUT LYING
      TO THE COURT??
      *



    10. 10

      She wanted some of his magic sperm! THAT IS MY SPERM, BITCH.
      Watch me exploit my kids, tonight. Don't forget to watch. The more you people watch, the more I'm allowed to exploit my little blessing.



    11. 11

      Re: PLEZZZ – If you love Jon so much, go fuck him.



    12. 12

      "CHUBBY" PEREZ?
      HOW RUDE !!!!!!!!!!!

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      Jon is such a douche nozzle. He's disgusting, what do any of these bitches see in him. He can't even talk without mumbling, I just wanna slap his douche sunglasses suntan right off his fucking face. Nice earrings asshole. UGH.



    14. 14

      WHERE IS THE STORY ABOUT KATE
      MOVING NEAR/WITH HER BF/BODYGUARD?
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      NOW THAT IS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      THAT SHIT HAPPENED BEFORE JON AND ANYONE!!



    15. 15

      Re: Helloo nurse!

      WOULD LUV TO!!!!!!!



    16. 16

      Re: emmeline

      I BLAME THE DOCTOR MOSTLY!!!



    17. 17

      Re: MyUterusMadeMeRICH

      LUV YOUR PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    18. 18

      KATE IS FAKE!!!
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      FAKE HAIR, TEETH, PERSONALITY, TAN, BOOOOOOBS!!
      *
      WHAT DOES STEVE SEE IN HER ?? $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    19. 19

      AUNT JODI AND UNCLE KEVIN
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      NEED TO WRITE A BOOK !!!!!!
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      THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN BY RELATIVES!!
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      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    20. 20

      GOOD LUCK WITH KATE MARYLAND!!!!!!!
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      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    21. 21

      PEREZ, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING A PLAYBOY!?
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      HAHA!!
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      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    22. 22

      GOTTA GO WATCH JON ON TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    23. 23

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    24. 24

      K
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    25. 25

      Sounds like Michael Lohan is the self-appointed spokesman for Jon Gosselin?
      Spare us.
      Shut up and go away .. all involved.



    26. 26

      jude law???!!! not even close!!!!!



    27. 27

      I agree what a douche, he is famous for having 8 kids come on… What tha? I could understand if he had something going for him. I mean the guy got hairplugs on national tv? What tha? Obviously he has been eating for a family of 10, not working for a family of 10! Now he is going to try and get Kate's money from her book deals, what tha? Get a job! Give me a break bro, seclude to a cave somewhere. I am so sick of seeing this guys face.



    28. 28

      Let her be a slut in peace. We all know you hate women, you fuckin fatass.



    29. 29

      Love the double douche bag diamond earings that he is sporting now.
      I guess they are for the kids! Go get a job Jon and support your family!



    30. 30

      I'MMMMMMM BAAAAACK!
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      I QUIT, REALLY TRULY QUIT WATCHING KATE THE BITCH!
      *
      I SIGNED OFF ON HERE AT 8PM TO WATCH IT. IT'S NOW 20 MINUTES LATER.
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      OMG SHE TALKED DOWN TO JON- AGAIN!
      DAMN JON GET A F N BACKBONE WITH HER NOT JUST AWAY FROM HER!
      *
      SHE SAID "MY FRIEND " HELPED HER GET SOMEONE TO REDO KITCHEN
      WHAT FRIEND??? SHE'S TOO BITCHY TO HAVE ONE !! LIAR!
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      BRAND NEW KITCHEN WHEN DIVORCING? ARE WE BEING TRICKED?
      WHO THE HELL REDOES THEIR HOME WHEN SEPERATED? THIS IS BS!
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      TLC SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      P.S. TEAM JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    31. 31

      THEY JUST SHOWED 8 KIDS PLAYING IN THE OCEAN!
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      HOW NICE TAKING A TRIP WHILE HOME BEING IMPROVED!
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      NEVER HAVE I SEEN KATE SWIM AND THERE SHE IS HALF NAKED
      SHOWING HER FAKE BOOOOOOOBS!
      AND THE KIDS ARE WITHOUT LIFE JACKETS!
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      YESTERDAY RERUN SHOWED THE KIDS ON BIKES WITHOUT HELMETS!
      SHE REALLY IS A HORSESHIT MOTHER!!!!
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      I HATE KATE!!!! TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    32. 32

      Re: TorontoPerezFan

      JEALOUS OF JON????
      CAN'T AFFORD EARRINGS??
      *
      THEY BOTH WERE EMPLOYED BEFORE KIDS
      THIS SHOW IS THEIR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      Ridiculous is exactly right. He's a scoundrel - I hope he pays child support through the nose…or could just dress all of the kids in Ed Hardy! Extremely ridiculous! Kudos for your opinion…and don't even get me started on Michael Lohan!



    34. 34

      His sons will kick his ass when theyre older for what he did to kate



    35. 35

      Immature duschebag was NEVER ready for kids!! Thank God Kate is the better parent by far!!!!!!!!!!!!! The kids will be fine if they stay with their mother.



    36. 36

      Re: PLEZZZ – SCREAM MUCH????????? Goose lin doesnt know shit about raising kids or how to take care of a woman..he's a whiney little mongaloid.



    37. 37

      Re: MyUterusMadeMeRICH – AMAZING, but i like kate because shes tough, and clearly jon doesnt care that he has 8 KiDS, or that his name is the first in his "reality" show
      its JON and kate plus 8…. not Kate and Jonslut plus 8



    38. 38

      well if shes reallyy into him shes a complete jackass…but if shes just pretending to be to get publicity and paid interviews then shes a pretty smart cookie



    39. 39

      oh man. they need to go away. was flipping the dial and caught i guess anew episode. gee they were remodeling i think the kitchen….um wgas. money the backs of their kids. and kate is mad because the paparazzi was following them. JON AND KATE CREATED THIS MESS AND NOW THEIR KIDS SUFFER. i hope no one watches their fake reality show.



    40. 40

      Re: kissmyassobama – What he did to Kate?

      Oh, ha ha ha ha ha.

      They are both disgusting selfish narcissistic pigs. Kate deserves everything Jon did to her. And Jon deserves everything Kate did to him. These two should never have had kids to begin with. They are too selfish to be parents. Those sextuplets should not have been born. That's right I said it. They should NOT have been born. It's RIDICULOUS and IRRESPONSIBLE to birth a litter of kids via artificial means especially when you already have twins at home.

      WTF are they thinking? What is so great about their trashy genes that they want to procreate like cockroaches??!! That biatch Mady is not enough? They decided to have six more? DISGUSTING.



    41. 41

      Re: kissmyassobama – Um, yeah obviously he wasnt ready for six kids in his 20s. BARACUDA KATE FORCED IT ON HIM. Kate only cares about what she wants. Even her own family says so. She's disgusting.



    42. 42

      Re: me0101 – They can't go away. They need this show to support their litter of freaks. Except they are pissing their money away on boob jobs, hair plugs, Ed Hardy clothes, remodeling the kitchen, etc…so soon their money will run out. People are starting to hate them so soon their show will be canceled? Then what? Y'all can't let this bitch and her litter of freaks starve can you? That would be cruel. So y'all will be supporting her through your tax dollars.

      The more tax dollars spend supporting this bitch, Nadya Suleman, and all other dumb bitches who now "want multiples too", the less tax dollars will be spent on programs for your OWN kids. That's because this bitch and her litter of freaks ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR OWN KIDS. THEY DESERVE MORE THAN YOUR OWN KIDS WILL DESERVE. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN TV SHOW. LOL….They are special.

      Women who voluntarily get pregnant with litters of kids should be FORCED to have abortions.



    43. 43

      Re: emmeline – Actually, people should not be allowed to have more than twins via fertility. It's completely irresponsible.



    44. 44

      Re: PLEZZZ – Please stop. We get it. We ALL get it. Jon dropped out of God's *ss and Kates a bitch. Your reply to EVERYONE sounds waaaaaaay stalker-ish. I could understand, a little, if you were 16 and crushing, but - Wait! Are you 16? Just so that you know, everytime -hundreds- you post about "Team Jon!" (how immature), you look like a bloody fool. Find Jon, become his latest item, and then stop posting every time you refresh your computer.



    45. 45

      Re: PLEZZZ – I grew up ON the beach. No one put life jackets on their kids unless they were boating. Stop speaking of that of what you do not know, and stop trying to stir the pot over every little thing. Those kids didn't even break the surf. You can't drown in 1/2 inch of water unless you intend too. Seriously!



    46. 46

      Re: CittyKat

      DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    47. 47

      WHO. ARE. THESE. PEOPLE????????????????



    48. 48

      another DOUCHY update



    49. 49

      IN DOUCHEBAGS NEWS today we confirm that kate 2.0 or the hoe from last weekend the one jon was spotted with is going to speak it will probably sound like this ”I didn't have sexual relatioship with that douchebag i mean man”. Kate 2.0 smile for the camera hon ur guilty as charged…mugshot



    50. 50

      Wow… i don't care!.



    51. 51

      Re: FaeRae_86 – I think PLEZZZ is either that Hailey chick or that creepy Kate Major….probably stalker obsessively watching the show and his press. Uber Creepy….those POOR kids!



    52. 52

      Re: PLEZZZ – Jealous? Really? You are very delusional, more than slightly creepy, and definitely not some anonymous poster.



    53. 53

      who the fuck are these two ?



    54. 54

      Well, think of it this way, Perez. If Jon Gosselin can get this much attention, and doesn't look half as pathetic as you, then there's hope for you finally finding happiness in life without having to make it up. Have another doughnut, douchebag.



    55. 55

      This Kate S. spent fie minutes with this fat ass and now she's acting like his ex- WIFE should of been acting !!!
      Get a grip people are you that desperate to have your fifteen minutes of fame ?
      what the fuck could she possibly have to say, she barely knows the guy ..
      Just make a porno of yourself and you will probably become famous faster.



    56. 56

      The fact that he's moved on so quickly from the mother of all EIGHT of his children is unsettling to say the least



    57. 57

      Re: kissmyassobama
      We don't always agree, but on this one, WE DO. You are absolutely 100% right about that shit bag.



    58. 58

      All Jon and Kate seem to see are the $$$$$$ . The kids however, only see that Daddy and Mommy are mad at each other and don't live in the same house at the same time with them anymore. The world needs to take a step back and allow this to unfold in private.



    59. 59

      The only real problem with Jon is he lets Kate walk all over him. From the first show she has been a bitch, talked down to him, called all of the shots. He always looks sad and just goes along with everything rather than fight. I was thrilled when he got a motorcycle! AND some guys to hang out with and some guy stuff to do. Where is his life???? Sure he is Dad to all of the kids but most Dads have some friend/friends to get away a little bit with, they have some say in what goes in their own home. It didn't appear to me he ever did anything he would enjoy. She just orders him around and she does NOT treat the children all that well either. A lot of men just give up and go their own way and figure it is better. At least he can be the kind of father HE wants to be when he is alone with HIS children. The kids will have a richer life because now they will have what Jon brings to the table. They will be exposed to what he knows and likes too.He has a Dad's perspective of life they haven't been getting. It is sad but very common. Why shouldn't he date? He is a young man. He is probably just as shocked that these young girls like him as you are. Give him a break. He deserves happiness too.



    60. 60

      Enough of these two. I am so sick of them. I watched 10 minutesof the show last night, and Kate is a bitch. She is not acting naturally, and she talks in a forced and fake voice. There was barely anything aobut the kids on. It was all about her. Sick of her. Watch and see. Soon there will be news that she's fooling around with a bunch of men, too. Boo hoo, Kate. You're the only person I know who has 8 kids that gets to go on vacation and remodel her kitchen. I will never watch this program again. I don't CARE how she feels about anything with her put on airs and fake voice. she is disgusting. She acts like doing things with her kids on her own makes her someone special, and that we should feel sorry for her. She WANTED 8 kids and now she has them. She needs to just go away, and so does this show.