Moral Of The Story: Wear A Condom!
Filed under: Jude Law
Reports are suggesting that the Hamlet hunk & soon-to-be poppa, Jude Law, was under the impression that Samantha Burke was on the Pill when they did the nasty.
Clearly, she wasn't, as evident by the reports that she is preggers with his offspring.
Sources close to Judd say he was "stunned" about the pregnancy as he "assumed" she wasn't lying when she said she was using birth control pills.
It's hard to be a money-grubbing baby mama without the baby!
Even if she had taken care of things on her end, Jude should have known better and wrapped his junk. Babies aren't the only thing that can transpire through the act, Jude, and you don't know where this bitch has been!
Better decision making skills will be needed in the future.
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He's gross.
She's gross.
Ugh I cannot stand him.
What gives a phat-phuq like you the right to judge a straight man for not wearing a condom? Stupid gays like you are always having unsafe (bareback) sex, in fact you queers celebrate that fact!
lol ha im second
lord some men are so stupid.. i can't believe they keep falling for these things.. or worse, believe a chick when she says: no I really WAS on the pil, but i ate chilly that day and so it wasnt working! (yes, there really are people who've falling for that one whahaha)
He's lucky the only thing he got from her was an accidental pregnancy. Idiot!
You can still get pregnant while on "the pill". It's not 100% effective
dumb actor…
he must know some bitchs are bitchs
You can get pregnant even if you're on the pill!!! DUH!!
well written… you're getting better every day Perez!
The pill is not 100% effective and neither are condoms. It's always a risk.
Birth control pills are not 100% you know. Its close though there 99% effective, but I know a girl who was on the pill and got pregnant.
yes you can still get prego while on the pil, even if the chance to that is minor.. but still, blaming it on the chilly? c'moooon
What "reports"?
Lame story .. doubt its validity
Why is it that all it takes for a man to jettison the rubber is a 'I'm on the Pill?' Jude has to take responsibility for that decision and his model ex should take responsibility if she was lying about it.
shes GROSS! how do u trap a man and some ca$h??? lazy bitch! augh! she's deffenetly not a woman of today! augh! so GROSS!
Uh… the Pill is not 100%!!!!!!!!!! lots of people get pregnant while on the Pill… the only 100% way not to get pregnant is not having sex at all
Clearly, You CAN get pregnant on the pill, Perez. Trust a gay man to imply she was 'lying' about it - no wonder women are made to feel like they are whores for 'accidentally' reproducing and making the difficult decision to keep it despite global opinion.
The boy should have wrapped it cause clearly he is a bit fertile - HIS responsibility, not hers.
you can still get pregnant even if you are using birth control!
I know tons of people who got pregnant on the pill. In fact, my friend is pregnant and when she told the doctor what pill she was on, he LAUGHED in her face because it was a low hormone one plus the fact that she smokes = NO WORKIE. Its a man's responsibility just as much as the womans!
HA HA
Yep, he's lucky he didn't wind up with gonasyphaherpalitis.
he can afford another baby. he's having sex too much and is a slut.
Re: Rynne – i never did and was on for 14 years
She might have been on the pill…. just didn't take it properly. I can't believe men haven't learned by now that if you don't want to impregnate someone you must wear a condom!
Yes, the is an ever so slight chance a woman can get pregs while on bc pills, but something smells fishy here. Oh, it's her TWAT.
funny to speculate about where she's been when we know jude will put it in anything, and i mean anything. christ, what about the story that he diddled with leslo.
basically he just let us all know that he doesn't care about std's and aids and stuff… yuck. what's growing on that thing. phew, disgusting.
Perez you can be on the pill and still get pregnant. If you take it at a different time every day its less effective, you could forget one day, etc.
He must be a gullible person to fall for the biggest con job women use to ensure their financial future. Stupid too. It's called "insurance" Jude
2 fuckin losers–poor kid to be
what an idiot for believing her. doesn't Hamlet realize that people are out to get him?
Lolz
I have an aunt that was on the pill and got pregnant anyway. She didn't mess up the pills or anything. Even with the pill there is a chance. And it takes two… wrap it up if you dont want a kid….Period!
Just think what would have happened if Mario's father had worn a condom…..
Oh, just treasure that thought for awhile!!!!!!!!
She's got a meal ticket, I mean baby: He might have gotten AIDS, another "gift" that keeps on giving. Men are so fucking stupid and do think with their dicks.
They say, "I'm on the pill". We say, "I won't come in your mouth".
Perez, you are a dumbass! You can get prego's on the pill!
What a dumbass! Deserves what he's getting.
Forget about the baby, just look at his arms! They're well hairy! Ewww!
The Pill isn't 100% effective, you know. Especially, if one is not meticulous at taking it at the same time every day.
haha i soooo called this!! i commented in the other post about him knocking someone up that she did this!! i KNEW it.
Single and rich. Wrap your dick. You don't think their are whores out there trying to get you? Smarten up.
I GOT PREGNANT ON THE PILL SO DID MY COUSIN
Re: Lys4nne – Wolverine 2 is casting.
idiot. you can still get pregnant while on the pill.
Perez, these "reports" are bullshit pulled out of the asses of London tabloids and chewed up and regurgitated out of your disease-filled mouth.
Everybody is just assuming they didn't use a condom, when of course nobody knows. Pregnancy can still happen.
But you are a pimple-face whiney ass that would probably let Jude piss on you.
You will get your payback, Perez, and it might be more than a punch in the face to cry about.
Re: SOMETHING SMELLS – He's having sex too much? And you have these encounters documented as a matter of public record, I'm sure…?
Re: Amber! – I can't believe anybody believes this story!
I can't believe his new baby mama slept with this guy. Why are girls so insecure?
Love, don't fret so much about Jude. Your fat ass is probably so full of disease that you have you have your proctologist on speed dial. Kiss, kiss.
Works both ways Hon…. Who knows where his junk has been? Gross!
What an idiot. Saying you're on the pill is the oldest trick in the book.
Uhhh…although chances are not good…one CAN get pregnant on the pill, even when strictly taken according to directions…there are other possibilities…
My daughter is a "b-pill" baby…
Nobody told me that taking antibiotics reduces the effectiveness of b-pill absorption so much so that one can easily become pregnant if the two medications are "mixed."
Won't hesitate to tell my patients this fact…
PS: I'm pro-choice but I love my daughter, so happy to have her!
Re: marlow –
Sucks people lie about this shit…
Sorry you feel this way…
By the way, there's so much estrogen in the human environment (meat farming, b-pill urination) that the human males' fertility is being greatly reduced…
Looks like peeps better wise up an' rubber up an go veggie!
Unless, of course, you prefer retarded swimmers…
Perez rides the short bus!
First - you CAN get pregnant on the pill
Where SHE'S BEEN? What about where that he-whore has been?
Euurrrghhh, they are both attention seekers.
In this day & age, how do you NOT wear a condom??? You would think this guy has more sense than this. When those outrageous child support payments start, this is one case, where I can't feel bad for him. He's already got 3; he obviously knows how babies are made! Has he heard of HIV or herpes as well? Or perhaps he already has the herps…hmmm…..
always be prepared i say.
Stillllll- it's always good to use a condom as a backup just in case! Me and my fuck buddy used condoms even tho I was on the Pill at the time as well. I thought Jude Law was smarter than that. I bet this chick got knocked up on purpose to get money out of him - would not surprise me!
Jude Law is stupid, he is so very stupid, and he dates stupid girls who are even more stupid then him. Here is my advice to Jude, hire a professional hooker! You are a womanizer come out of the closet already !
he's such a nasty skank he gives all the tasty good brit boys a bad name
PunkyBrewstein this is the deal … if he didnt wanted her to get pregnant then he SHOULD had used a condom not forgething the STD, we gay people dont get pregnant but we get STD too so … we DONT celebrate that fact cause we (at least i dont) dont have a death wish -.-
dumb shit it's called a condom, try one next time after she gets millions in support. LMAO
Very smart and successful people can do very dumb things (Bill Clinton, anyone?). At least he's single, unlike many others. I wish (and I bet Jude wishes too) he had picked better that fateful evening in front of the club. Mom-to-be doesn't seem to be the smartest or most honest cookie in the bin. I gave her the benefit of the doubt initially (could be an accident after all, she seemed to be sincere by not wanting press around), but the last couple of webpics quite prove the opposite. Not a very classy lady, this is going to get ugly. Poor baby girl. Poor Jude, he just wanted to get laid… what a life changing mistake.