You Know What Today Is???
It's Tom Brady's birthday!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
awh fuck, i forgot to get a card
*lick*
hey its my bday too!? i ddnt get a post
happy
b/day….
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I don't get what the big deal is about Tom Brady. He reminds me a bit of Frankinstien. I mean seriously…by looking at him, he makes me think he might be a little slow.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – heeeeeeeee
big f'ing deal. what does he do for us on our birthdays?
My birthday too!
happy birthday my future baby daddy lmao
Re: Long Dong Connery –
whenz
y'r
b/day?>?
Happy birthday to everyone who has one today! Enjoy your special day! Make a wish!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – its coming soon…funny you ask…….
Uh who the hell cares. Let me know when he notifys the world of his retirement. Well celebrate.
Happy Birthday to one of the best NFL quarterbacks who ever lived! People don't know a lot about sports on this site, do they? Besides about David Beckham.
PUKE! I hope his knees gets blown out again this year and he never plays again! Cheater!!