A New NOvelist

What could Lisa Rinna possibly write about that anyone would care to read?
How about some Hollywood dirt?
Due out in the summer 2010, Rinna will shame the literary world by writing a Hollywood novel, somewhat in the vein of Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy.
And much like L.C.'s page turner, Lisa admits that she'll be using people from her own life to inspire the characters within, claiming “I mean I have no problem being honest and open as we all know. So imagine when I can set it in this kind of a book! Everybody better watch out [laughs]!”
We guess that means former cast members of Melrose Place because honestly, who else does she know?
Lisa admits to already having some characters in place in her head. But even more so, she hopes the book, when completed, has the potential and success to be able to translate onto the big screen.
Or little screen, she isn't picky, adding “I would love to create a character that could go on for many books or we could make a series out of it or a movie…I wanna make this the kind of book that is so entertaining, that there are so many people that you’re trying to guess who they are. And I just want it to be really, really juicy, entertaining, fun, scandalous, sexual—you name it!”
We don't foresee it taking too much guesswork on our part. Subtlety has never been one of your strong suits, Lisa. Remember, you have to change the names of the people you talk about. That's important!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This is a pitiful attempt at being noticed!!!
She looks like a Muppet.
I'm sure she gives a shit what a literary giant like yourself thinks fuckhead.
"What could Lisa Rinna possibly write about that anyone would care to read?"
if you change "lisa rinna" by perez hilton", it still works!!!!
:D
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! What is up w/ her face in this pic? It looks like she was blown up.
Is that photo real? Her lips look like they were photoshopped. Yuck.
OMG dood! WTF. I didn't even read your story Perez…I just couldn't take my eyes away from her face!! OMG she looks horrible! She needs to stop messing with her face! GROSS!
UGH! I CAN NOT STAND THIS "woman." I can't stand looking at her and I can't stand hearing about her pathetic attempts at gaining media attention!
NEXT!
This broad cannot find enough ways to hog attention. She's a piece of work. A washed-up, D List actress, with nothing better to offer.
Gross!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh HAAAAaaaaaa just because you just finished ged classes doesnt make you an author what can you possibly write about "the effects of multiple collagen injections" and how that gave you the confidence to go down on every publisher in LA bitch plzzzz
I've always wanted to stick a pin in her lips just to see if they deflate.
her lips are BArrrrrffffffff!!!! gagggggggggg