Family Portrait Time!

When bad surgery happens to good people you get a family portrait like this!
Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Rumer Willis showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Spread.
So let's see…
Ashton is young enough to be Demi's son, Demi is desperately clinging to her youth, and poor Rumer is just hopeless.
At least they're all wearing nice shoes!
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what would it take for this family of spoilt famepigs to just GO AWAY?!?!
yeah i would apprecite demis if you hadnt wrote on them
WTF PEREZ!! this is clearly the best that potato head has ever looked, give her some credit!
what is wrong with demi wanting to stay young? she should be commended for it. over 3/4 of us can only dream of looking this good when we're her age, in fact, some people MY age (twenties) don't even look that good.
YOU ARE CLEARLY HATING FOR NO REASON!!!
when is he going to ditch the old lady! it looks weirder ever time i look at a picture of them. seriously, he looks like her son! this is probably the only thing i agree on you with. haha
I hate to say it but Demi is starting to look her age. Ashton is so young that it just highlights her age all the more.
why do u hate rumer so much
Re: Jilly from Philly – there is a reason for his hating… the fact that he looks about 60, and he's jealous because theres about as much chance of him looking this good as there is of me giving birth (Im a guy:) )
Young Rumer looks exquisite, momma Demi radiates and Ashton, is just Ashton. What is the problem with these people Perez? I don't get it, you are fat, you have boobs, you have a muffin top stomach and now you have carrot top hair. You fail on all fronts, straight and gay. What gives???
Did she ever date Zachary Quinto???
46 year old Demi has a rockin' body!
lol oh shut uppp, demi's a hot bitch and youuu know it!
Time for Perez to go into hiding? I'm sure Bruce Willis is planning to seek him up and hit him twice as hard as Will.i.am's manager did.
She needs to get that chin shaved down already…STAT! Can you imagine having a Gorg mom like Demi and have face like that? Talk about losing the lottery in the sperm race.
Isn't Rumer the same age as Ashton?
Ashton & Demi are such an odd couple, I don't get them. Ashton should be going out with Rumor not married to Demi. I wonder if he wants any kids of his own!
Poor Rumer- she must feel as bad as Alexa Joel! WOOF
didn't jennifer maniston just wear that dress somewhere? the one potato head is wearing?
Ashton Kutcher is a fucking douche bag that has webbed feet.
Rumer is a hideous girl, why does she keep posing in front of cameras? If I were as ugly as her I would hide fr the cameras.
you make me giggle perez
Oh Rumer…honey…just stay home from now on. It doesn't matter what you're wearing, you're still God awful to look at and I can tell you were embarrassing your mother in this picture. Bless your heart. Go work in a phone room somewhere.
Rumor has a huge ass chin! I know she already had it reduced, but damn…………
ashton is hot- demi too old for him
Im sorry……… im very down with the times and all but this couple is a fuckin head scratcher. Hes just a total moron and she is a movie has been…what the hell has she been in lately. Some "cameo" in dumb charlies angles shit flicks.
OHHH YOU ARE SO PATHETIC PEREZ AND SO WRONG…
DEMI LOOKS GORGEOUS AND NATURAL.SHE LOOKS VERY YOUNG AND HEY MAKE A GREAT LOOKING COUPLE.THEIR DAUGHTER LOOKS BETTER THAN EVER….
YOU ARE GREEN WITH ENVY AS EVEN WITH ALL THE SURGERY IN THE WORLD YOU CANNOT LOOK AS GOOD AS THEM.
Re: Obnoxious_Joe – that'd be nice
WTF is up with Rumer's hair? She cannot afford a decent 'do?
is that "weekend at bernie" in the middle
This is one of the first times im not finding ashton sexy… too much fringe (bangs)
It looks like mom is standing between her daughter and son in law!
rumer just has such an odd shaped head
it seems like u've been hating on everyone perez…what happens if you have to go through another will.i.am incident, in all honesty you provoke things, people in the industry are good about not saying anything back because they dont need to worry about what u say but just like the will.i.am incident ur gonna end up saying something and they will strike back, just relax dude
Idc what anyone thinks. I think Demi has beautiful children. So what she has a larger chin? Her other features are stunning!
Hopeless is correct, when it comes to Rumer Wilis. Man, why doesn't she just wear something attractive and SIMPLE. She has like ZERO fashion sense. Yuck.
Can't Rumer close her mouth? In every photo of her, that I've seen, she has her mouth open like that.
Ashton is working it, Demi is gorgeous and Rumer is doing her thing. Stop shit talking just to have something to say.
WTF is up with Kutcher's chin?
Rumer and Ashton make a cute couple!
Rumer is odd-looking. She's Bruce Willis with tits and hair.
Rumer=Bruce Willis in drag. That child is so ugly, as a child, her momma probably put her in the corner and feed her with a sling shot!!
Poor Poor Mario- yes they are ugly. It is your family that is beautiful- why just look at you! Mwah, you are the best person -ever- in the whole world.
Demi is the new Michael Jackson. She's starting to look like a science fair project.
I think Rumer gets better looking all the time. She looks great as a redhead.
I never liked Dummy Moore, but that's just me. I hope Bruce Willis kicks your ass in a way that can't be linked back to him. You so deserve it. You make horriible remarks about teenaged girls, and things you say about young boys are against the law. The best thing that could happen to you would for you to be caught stalking an underage boy and spend the rest of your lidfe in prison. We'll see if they pass out the hair-dye and the mani pedis in prison.
You are an awful person, inside and out.
hahahahhhaa, you are so right!
Perez's Sister-
Last week you said they were amazing and hot.
But now you have decided to make rude comments about them. Next week you'll be nice.
Pick a new track…try something new…I know…try killing yourself already!
what you talking bout willis?
rumer looks hot and Demi is smokin.
and you're smokin crack. clearly.
LMAO that was an awesome summary of that family. When you put it like that, they almost deserve their own movie…
HAHAHAHAH ashton looks retarded
Rumer is SO not hot. Hopefully she won't be the heir to Tori Spelling. i.e. a homely chick stealing page space from someone who's actually attractive.
Where does Rumer get that HORSEHEAD, Mom and Dad are good looking. Did Demi get tied up with some sort of four legged spitirt.
I find it so sad that two VERY attractive people made such an ugly person. Im not trying to be mean but Rumer didn't get the good genes.
Hard to believe that Demi birthed that huge and misshapen thing next to her.
good looking! the couple excluding rumer of course
I don't get why you're so hard on them. I can't stand the way you criticize Rumer Willis. In terms of the family…they are the ideal in the event of parents splitting up. Demi and Ashton seem to really love each other, he seems to really care for the kids, and Bruce and Demi get along. The most mature parenting there can be.
ISN´T DEMI JEALOUS OF HER DAUGHTER´S AGE ??… that matches way better with ashton´s age
Its probably not even Perez writing this - more likely his fat ugly jealous sister. And Rumer looks way way better than you Barb!!
Whats with the family dog on the red carpet
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I still think that Perez wants to be Rumor . . . He constantly picks on her, just as a little boy would when he has a crush on a little girl. If he wants to talk about ugly, shy does he always go on and on about that UGLY Lady Ga Ga?!
gross or groce
either way- sounds the same
i think Rumer is cute and i luv Demi…Ashton gets on my damm nerves …shut up Ashton
Rumer looks just fine, a lovely girl. Can't see Ashton and Demi though. She's way too old for him. In three years she will be 50 and he will be something just over 30. It's not going to last too much longer but it won't have been a failure, a success in fact.
LOL…not for nothing I use to think you were abusive to ugly rumor willis
but I saw her in the flesh recently..and i must say if demi was my mother and
i looked like her i would be upset…she's not attract and does look like a potato head
scary to think her other 2 trolls aren't much better
You're fuckin mean, you fatass
Rumer's hair looks fab!!! WOWZA!!!
How can two good looking people like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis make such FUGLY kids?
I doubt Demi is 'desperately clinging to her youth,' lol. She's probably so glad she's past going through all that shit, and knows so much better.
Potato head, next time no fries with that Coke, but honestly you are all looking great.
you hit the nail on the head, perez! seems like a truly messed up family
So true! Ashton is young enough to be Demi's son, Demi is desperately clinging to her youth, and poor Rumer is just hopeless.
Who really gives a shit about Demi and Ashton's age difference. They seem to be in love, and they aren't fame whores who are making a bad name for their family by acting like asses in public or on some stupid reality show. And I really hate how rude you are about Rumer. First off, she isn't that unattractive. Secondly, like she can help that he has a big chin. And what is Demi supposed to do. She is hot. I can only hope I look as great as her when I am her age. However, I suppose she should be wearing mom jeans and a shaw right?
I swear to god, you make me sick. Picking on someone because of their genes. Yet, you love that skank gaga who is digusting and has a huge honker by the way. Stop being such an ass Perez, you make me sick.
lol
Ok … that's it … I told you one more comment about Rumer Willis and I was never visiting your site again - not that you'd miss me - you seem to attract the totally pathetic. I've had enough of your unwarranted, vicious attacks on a young woman who has done nothing other than look like a combination of her mother and father. You are spiteful, vile and mean-spirited - I am done with you.
They all look great. Rumer looks incredible.
OK, it's a bad day when potato head looks better than the others…. wtf happened to Ashton?
these people are are all beautiful! what's the problem with Rumer? She's a nice looking girl, much better looking than you perez. I like this family. They're not odd.
Can't Demi put her damn arm around her damn daughter??? Damn bad mother if you ask me
Good God Mario…………from someone who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch and hit the big old ugly floor you have no right to talk about anyone………………….and hows the fashion buisness working out for you? Selling much of your crap?
Rumor looks almost as hot as Carrot top!
Well at least the mother doesn't have to worry about her husband making the moves on the daughter.
whats it going to be like when shes well older than this and ashton is still quite young.. CREEEPY/
Everyone in this picture is trying too hard.
demi looks fuckin good for her age. and stop hating on Rumer, its not her fault she has an unfortunate chin
It can not be easy for the kids with demi and ashton as parents. that whole clan shoulda stayed in Idaho.
Ashton is a cutie. Demi is a hottie! I wished I looked half as good as her AT ANY AGE!
I'm Skeert
Re: JohnnyLaw – Demis looks phenomenal. BWAAHAA!!
shut up haters! Brad Pitt is the same age as Demi Whore and dating 12 yrs younger Angie! Double standards ladies! Viva La Cougar!
PEREZ HATES RUMOR BECAUSE SHE MIRROR'S HIS OWN HUMONGOUS CHIN AND HE IS A JEALOUS BITCH BECAUSE SHE WANTS ASHTON ALL TO HIMSELF BUT HE WOULDN'T TOUCH HIM WITH A TEN FOOT POLE. HOWDY DOODY, GET THE HELL OVER IT AND GET A LIFE BEYOND TRASHING PEOPLE WHO ARE NOTICEABLY MORE HAPPY AND EVOLVED THAN YOU ARE! THAT IS THE REAL PROBLEM NOW ISN'T IT?
IF YOU LOOK REALLY HARD AT BOZO'S PIC WITH LADY BLAH BLAH YOU CAN SEE THE TRACK MARKS ON HER ARM. SHE IS A HUGE DRUGGIE, BUT PEREZ DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT…WONDER WHY? OH YEAH, BECAUSE HE IS DOING THEM WITH HER! DUH!
RUMER=SHE-MAN FACE
DEMI=SEXY
ASHTON=CUTE
What a waste of space those three are.
Perez what is your problem? Rumor cant help the way she looks. Do you think lady gaga is any prettier? No she isnt. You are so screwed up and very ugly your own self
have fun charity bangin that geriatric
loooll hhahaha perez ur a being quite the meanie lately…. I LOVE IT!!!! lol
He's NOT young enough to be her son, she's 15 yrs older not 25yrs older…and Demi looks fabulous you're just jealous you don't look so good, and Rumor, well Rumor is just hopeless.
Demi body is better than most young ens..
Demi is a skank! WTF kind of mom would bring home her young daughters "idol" and then marry him. Rumer had a huge crush on Kutcher, posters of him all over her wall..fookin trailor park trash with too much money and no damn brains. Shame on you Demi, you helped knock Rumer's insecurities right out the door. You should be ashamed! God her kids have to be embarassed by their mom, who acts like an 18 yr old. Get a damn grip Demi. You did your daughter WRONG! I know I would be ashamed of my mom for marrying a dork that could be her son..and one that just happened to be Rumers idol…ffs fucking Hollywoodtards!
Re: DebDebs – I KNOW, Rumer can have Ashton's baby . Then it will be kept in the family LOL…sick ass people!
Re: Neverevenknewhim – what a stupid remark LOL, "he ain't young enough to be her son" She is like 16 years older, not 15, and most girls who came from a trailor park trash bin like Demi did, was preggie at age 15 usually! They are the damn modern version of the Adams Family.