Spending Time With the Wifey

Tokyo has exceeded all our expectations - by far!!!!!!!
This city truly is magical. We are in love!
On Tuesday, we got to catch up with our GaGaloo!!! She just flew in from Europe and we went straight to get mani/pedis and for some girltalk. We enjoyed some champagne and some fierce pro nails (see above).
Thankfully the diet is out the window this week, as we had a yummy lunch and an even yummier dinner with a few drinkies to celebrate Gagita's nine MTV VMA nominations.
LG had an early morning Japanese TV appearance, so we bid her an early night at 11 PM and went out for more drinkies with Babydaddy of the Scissor Sisters, who just happened to be in Tokyo this week too.
We met some dude who works with robots - for real - and whipped out his laptop and showed us the most amazing (and funny) presentation on all the new technology they are working on, that isn't even out in Japan yet!
Such an amazing trip thus far. Thankfully we have through Sunday to continue the amazingness!
Sending you all love from Tokyo!
xoxo
















































She needs to quit wearing the wigs and 300 lbs. of MAC makeup.
She actually looks somewhat human here
purple hair….really?!?!?!?! so so so strange
Re: gemma0505 – Perfectly said!
She has nice green eyes, I can never see them cause her glasses or her fake eyelashes
lady gaga looks awesome. lavender is back! \m/
Did either of you get a vagina painted on your nails?
Gag-Gag looks like that tramp Hailey Glassman
Btw, she has anew tattoo??? cool
Her eyes are her best feature and she covers them up. Strip away the stupid glasses and stupid clothes - a very average girl who looks like the cartoon character Droopy, with a karaoke voice who rips off other actual artists - cough - All Saints - cough. Sad part is, as average as she looks this photo - she looks 100's of times better than that stupid persona she uses to distract people from the fact she has no talent…
ur both FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she wears all of her wigs and crazy get ups because she's trying to hide the fact that she's BUTT UGLY!
ugh perez youre ugly
tokyo is fucking awesome though
Is Lady Gaga actually a dude? Google it.
wow, red hair actually suits you really well, stick with it…
Sounds like fun. Lady looks as though she could use some sleep. Too young for those undereye colors, unless it's make-up on purpose. Pace yourself for the long haul and it will go better.
She looks beautiful without all that make-up on.
I also like your hair this color.
Wow. Amazing! Well, the two of you do make a good 'couple' because you are both so freaking butt ugly. And hey Perez….are you trying to guide the ships in from the north jetty with that hair?
Lady Gaga is losing all my admiration for her every time I see her with that leech named perez hanging out with her. Can't she write a song about what a fatass he his?? She could call it "Fatty Face"
i think the hairstyle suits her verry much
did she let you borrow her kermit the frog outfit?
you totally got the lap band, i have no doubt in my mind!
Wow! Gaga and Babydaddy in one night… next time that happens PLEASE INVITE ME!
wtf is up with all the "we"s in your Tokyo posts. Annoying as hell. But GaGa looks gorgeous!
Perez, your hair looks like shit. And Gaga, seriously?? Wtf is in her hair?? I find it so humorous that you bash gorgeous celebrities because you don't like their outfit one day, but gaga looks like a joke every day and you worship her.
Your "wifey"? Puke.
You are so freaking FUGLY Mario.
Deep inside you will always know you are bird shit on the bottom of Lady Ga Ga's shoe.
You are a talentless ugly hack.
It's funny how you were making fun of Jude Law's hair thinning and it's obvious you will be bald in 10 years.
UGLY and BALD. You are so screwed Mario. LOL!
You can blog about her all you want, it's not gonna make her the next Madonna.
Damn, you're ugly. So, did you sniff the chemicals together?
she looks crazy.
Sorry but both of you need to rethink the hair!!
omg so feirce, im loving it. two forces to not be reckoned with
love it
DAYUM…! LAdy CA CA looks like a cross between a Camel and a Horse! … A Chorse?
Holy big nose.
Re: titismack – ditto
she has no talent
im loving the new hair color on both of u!
and ppl really need to stop hating, its just
pathetic..
Re: titismack – UR FUGLY JUST LK HER.SO STFU.
Both of you are fugly!!!!!!
Yuck.
perez you look like a fucking pedo.
Re: Absynthetic – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!
Opulence
Im sorry but she is so freaking ugly she should just keep her face covered in ugly stuffs
please be my friend
Sounds like a great trip. I like Gaga's purple hair, lol Konichiwa.
Enjoys Pookie! When will you make a trip to NYC???? Aren't you due for a visit!?!
Wow.
That is not her color.
several things here:
1. gag-a has FAT ARMS. my god, look at the upper arm flab.
1.1 you haven't drawn on these pictures
1.2 how can there be so much ugly in one picture? or lack of talent? i feel like this might be the apocalypse.
1.3 this picture needs to put on posters and given out to 8th grade health class as an example of every venereal disease you could ever get, which would be enough to scare them all into abstinence, forever.
2. you people saying she "looks good without makeup" OPEN YOUR EYES. its still plastered on there thicker than a clown
3. perez, your hair looks like puke. filthy ginger
4. why is perez traipsing around japan on a whim? waaaa waaaa the economy's so bad, but not bad enough that i can't spring for a week long lady gaga-ass-kissing vacation!
5. what about your ugly dog teddy? you're as bad as paris hilton and her dogs.
6. did you get a vaj on your nails like that weirdo the other day. ew.
7. "whipped out his laptop", yeah. more like his C*CK.
love her hair. hahaha.
she has a very cute face.
she looks reeeediculously tired.
Cant someone just give her two weeks of sleeping and doing bugger all?
gawd. she's gonna be a burnout by the time she's 30!
god she is unfortunate looking
i hate that bitch… whats so fucken special about this slut? you must wanna be a slut, because you worship all the fucken hoes…
she look fucking cute
Perez!!! You're sooo ugly!:| I love lady gaga though:)
ygly as hell.madonna copuycat,.and the worst one.u time is over asshole.M is already #1
Please stay there. America is much prettier since you two left.
Finally a face closeup…. BUTTA FACE .. Goes along with the butter-ass cry baby she seems cooze-discharge attached to
perez you are going to shorten her 5 mins of fame with your over exposure
so cute!
i need a mani-pedi…
if only she could keep her mouth shut now.
Ughh her face is offending me, put it away!
Just wondering why Perez always says 'We' done this, and 'We' done that on his site, when theres no 'We' about it, its just him. Is he trying to make himself look popular? Tell me, who did you go to Japan with? Hmmm, me, myself and I?
Love her hair!
Wish she'd clean up her act tho.
i dnt like her anymore shes a bitch whos way 2 full of herself
she hides her fugly face with even fuglier hair
you guys are right! I don't think she's ugly, but she's just weird looking esp w/out the sunglasses, and a shizton of make-up! I don't get the wifey thing, ummmmmmmmmm, Perez you are gay rt? I have quite a few gay friends so notta against being gay, but the wifey thing is completely retarded! lol wow Perez also certainly does have his favorites! Anyways, does ANYONE else just about wanna cringe and or scream when the hear that name Lady Ga-Ga????!!!!!!! I donno why but, it drives me bat shit nutz!!!! Yesh she is pretty original, which I admire, but the name, NO PANT'S, JEANS, SKIRTS ETC, IS PRETTY REDICULOUS, NOT TO MENTION HER DANCING W/ all OF THOSE SUPER DARK BLACK DUDES! aWE WHAT A WAY TO MAKE YO RENTS AN G-RENTS PROUD!!!!! ;P
P.S Yo hair looks like shit that color Perez!!!!!!
AHHHHHH love it love her love u!
Re: firefye – clearly you're interested if you're reading the site dum dum
She looks ragged as hell in the second picture! Perhaps drunk or hungover? Either way, if she were anyone else besides this bitch, you'd be ripping them a new one….why do you give "her" a pass for looking like this? And the wig? Holy shit — I'm guessing it has lice or something….i don't know, she just doesn't strike me as "clean"….like an Amy Winehouse thing.
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Worthless "artist"; waste of space and time and airplay.
Re: HoneyDip75 – WTF???!!!! Do you actually believe that they got married???!!!! Lmao! wow, you NEED to get w/ it an REAL quick! ;p
LOVED GaGa's Elephant hairpiece this morning. Moreover I loved the tabloid pantsuit she was showing off. HAVE FUN IN JAPAN!!!
damn…that is a whole lotta fug in one picture.
FUGLY! And btw, SHE isn't nominated for 9 VMAs. Production crew is nominated for over half.
Re: Plinkie9 – hahahahahahahaha
she's fugly because she has a dick and a vagina. She's a hermfrodite. So mayeb all that male hormons makes her look ugly. But really sad anough she ain't a beauty queen
Is it just me or does Gaga bear a striking resemblance to Jon Gosselin's new ho, Hailey Glassman???
God, that Lady GaGa has a face for radio! She should have been born 40 years ago! That would be before any music videos!
You two are perfectly groomed…for the side show in a circus! What IS up with your orangutan orange hair?
And YOU have the nerve to pick on people that you think look orange with their tans!
Once again, PerAss..clean up your own nasty backyard before attempting to play in others!
i love her songs and her hair looks amazing but she cant really sing and has bad fashion taste but i still love her !!!!!!!
How appropriate. The Purple Popsicle meets Orangutan Orange!
This is just like several years ago when you were bff with Hohan. These people only do this to get on your good side, not for any other reason.
Pig face and rat face.
Eeeeew, both are fugly.
EARGH! XP . . . .
she is a butterface skank and you look horrible with that hair and maybe you should wax your arms or something . . .
Why is Lady Gaga so damn ugly? My Goodness, poor thing. Fugly and talent-less (bad combo)
OMG I just puked! I've never seen anything so hideous in all my life! Perez you are looking well FUGLY…seriously, what is going on with that manky head of yours? And as for gaga……….eeeewwwwww PUKEY man!!!
Is Mario's nose brown?
I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit..
aw
you guys are cute
i love that you call her wifey
NICE TRACK MARKS ON YOUR ARM BLAH BLAH!
Advocate Magazine's Putrid Perez has lost his fan base in the gay community and now has to run off to Japan to find some friends! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How quick the piglet fell to earth! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you guys. fucking being bitches judging her. you're probably all ugly too. youre just as bad as mario.
Re: Lucifers_twinsister_RebelHellgirl – haha, looks who talking. I think you need to stick a bag over your head babe…
change your hair it's GROSS
She looks fine, now you on the other hand with that carrot hair, very bad, dye it quick.
This is the first picture that I have seen of her that she looks half decent. You Perez, not so much. You look like even more of a douche with your new hair color.
Was that a leprechaun? Where's my lucky charms bitch?
you guys are equaly fugly !! i think that´s why you 2 get along
… and weird !!
Nice nose job Gaga…You look allot better…Now you just need to loose those FUGLY 300 lb… Hanging with you in Tokyo…
Looks like you two are havin a a good time..
Lady Gaga NO.1
Love You Gaga
Now she's allowed to pay a trip to the plastic surgeon.
Please don't soil my country, by the way.
Uh, Perez, she is not your "Wifey." Get over her, and find a man, ok??